Bennybunny
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Joined 09-25-02, id: 272763, Profile Updated: 05-11-09
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Matrix, and Silmarillion.

Uncovering the horrible truth about the creature.

WARNING: These stories are not harmful to the environment as long as they’re not read out loud.

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Fiery Eyes reviews
Shameless parody. Gary Stu!AegnorHideous!Andreth. All stupidity is intended. I'm sorry prof. Tolkien!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
The Suelmarillion reviews
Are you too lazy to even pick up the Silm? Worry not! Read this and you'll never have to open the book! Now, you too can pass off as a pseudo-intelectual who actually read Tolkien! ...At least the Beren and Lúthien bit, anyway.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004
My Family reviews
Take a peek at the horrifyingly mundane life of Severus and Hermione Snape and their children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,777 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Blue Room reviews
Short sequel to Caged. Draco´s thoughts while holding his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Caged reviews
The war is over. Unlike in fairytales, good did not win. Just a cell like any other. A caged Ginny wanting to set her captor Draco free. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Le Diable Amoureux reviews
A long time ago, when we first came here, it was so different. He was so different. But such a thing is not meant to last. It has to be reloaded. PersephoneMerovingian.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Merovingian, Persephone - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Forgettable Past reviews
A RemusSeverus romance with a Velvet Goldmine soundtrack. Beware, angst ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Little Nicky reviews
My Family's prequel. Take a peek at the wonderfully nightmarishly life of Severus and Hermione Snape while they take care of baby Janey and try to keep little Nicky from getting himself killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Diary of a Stalker reviews
A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Letters to Santa reviews
Characters from Harry Potter write their letters to Santa. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete