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Joined 01-30-11, id: 2727782, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 8 stories for Cats, Glee, Doctor Who, and Total Drama series.

What's my name? Well, in the wise words of the voodoo lady, my name is... not important.

Here's some things about me. Take notes, there'll be a quiz later.

Favourite TV Programs: NCIS, Glee, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Teen Titans, Total Drama, Modern Family, The Middle, Bones, Scooby Doo, House, Kids Next Door, Powerpuff Girls, Ben Ten, Batman: The Animated Series

Favourite Games: Pokemon (natch), Zelda, Monkey Island, Sonic, Mario, Animal Crossing, Sims, Batman: Arkham Asylum/City/Origins, Portal, Elder Scrolls, Tomodachi Life, The Last of Us, The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us

Favourite Films: Flushed Away, Hoodwinked, Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School/Loch Ness Monster/Monster of Mexico/Where's My Mummy (I'm a sucker for Scooby Films, I like the live-action ones too, just not as much), anything Disney, the Harry Potters, Mean Girls, Coraline, The Croods, My Neighbour Totoro, Paranorman, Frankenweenie

Favourite Books: CHERUB, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, anything by Terry Pratchett, Coraline, Chronicles of Narnia, Alice in Wonderland, Howl's Moving Castle, The Bully Book, anything Roald Dahl

Favourite Musicals/Plays: Wicked, Cats, Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, Blood Brothers, Chicago, Les Miserables, Rocky Horror, Phantom of the Opera, Avenue Q, How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, The 39 Steps, Book of Mormon, Twisted: The Untold Story of the Royal Vizier

Favourite Youtubers: Team Starkid, Pewdiepie, Cryaotic, Cr1t1cal, Best Friends Play, HotWired Gaming

Soon to be a member of The Writer's Guild; a website for TDI authors to post their fics without the threat of them being taken down for breaking site rules (e.g. OC contests). My current fic Total Drama Mythica will update both here and in The Writer's Guild, but earlier on TWG than here. There may also be some exclusive bonus content on TWG so stay tuned!

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Reverie Academy by Storm0Wolf reviews
They are the best of the best. At least, that's what they were told when they arrived at the base of the mountain. Now, they're not so sure. As the Grimm evolve and nightfall approaches, the Academy is looking less like a school and more like a war zone. (SYOC closed)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,392 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/7
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,749 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Steven and the Gemlings by Rose The Bear Queen reviews
Steven and the Crystals Gems are patrolling all the warp pads, while exploring Steven stumbles apon 8 geode eggs. (syoc) apps closed .Rated T because I don't know
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015
From Drama to Death by The Sarcasm Master reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Total Drama Lost Quests by CraigDogH reviews
In a mystical realm of heroes and villains, lays... pretty much a Dungeons and Dragons meets Total Drama. a total of 13 heroes/villains can be welcomed into this fantasy-filled adventure, with several Classic contestants as Quest Stars, and tons of paths for our new OC heroes (and/or villains) to choose with many twists and turns in store for them. (APPS CLOSED!)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2014 - OC
Total Drama Animalia by Ficficcer reviews
SYOC fic with a twist. Their plane crashed on an island in the middle of nowhere. Gifted with amulets and burdened with grueling challenges, can they defy the dragonesque Chris and leave the island... together? The first challenge requires them to find their team's respective totems. A few activate their amulets. A tight race ensues. Who will win?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Chris M., OC
50 Themes of Izzy by Sideshow Cellophane 26 reviews
A 50 themes challenge I found, centering around our beloved psychopath Izzy! And Team E-Scope! Canon and non-canon, during seasons and between, you'll see all Izzy and other unfortunate contestants and hosts! Might add more if this gets enough feedback. Team E-Scope, OUT!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Owen, Eva - Complete
The Sorting Hat by TheNextFolchart reviews
Godric Gryffindor would just like to state, for the record, that he's a little uneasy with this plan. /Written for numerous challenges and competitions on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Godric G., Salazar S., Rowena R., Sorting Hat - Complete
Brotherly Love by c1araoswa1d reviews
Tumblr Whouffle Prompt: Eleven and Ten are brothers and Ten teases Eleven about how he obviously fancies Clara
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2014 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Total Drama Rescue by Rev666 reviews
What happens after the volcano blows in World Tour? A new season straight away of course. Chapter 18: What repurcussion's will Eva face and the next challenge is about to begin.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,940 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Izzy, Eva, Ezekiel, OC
Paper Machine by frombluetored reviews
Clara Oswald's timeless relationship with the Doctor, as seen through the eyes of her smitten student.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
You Got To Raise Me After All by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"Don't you see? It all worked out in the end..didn't it? You got to raise me after all" Series of drabbles with Amy, Rory, and their daughter, all hanging out as kids. Doctor Who fic, the only place where that summary makes perfect sense
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Swashbuckled by c1araoswa1d reviews
Neverland couldn't possibly be real, could it? The Doctor and Clara soon find out when the Tardis is inexplicably pulled into a cloud of fairy dust and find Peter Pan and Captain Hook aren't exactly what they'd expected. (Written during the first several episodes of S3 OUAT. Whouffle / Captain Swan)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Life, Why Do You Hate Me So? by Implying Implications reviews
Now this is the story all about how Noah's life got flipped-turned upside down. And he'd like to take a minute to tell you how several fellow contestants fell in love with him and drove him insane. Parody of Noah pairings and harem plots. Contains Nizzy, NoCo, Nourtney, Nawn, Neather, Notie, Nosay, Nidgette, and Nova. Will Noah survive this ordeal or end up picking someone?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,448 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Noah
Pinkie Pie Doesn't Like My FanFiction by MariusIoannesP reviews
As I attempt to write my first My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction, Pinkie Pie and I get into an arguement over the direction of the story and the nature of the fandom. Author Insert. Slight crossover with Doctor Who/Torchwood. Please read and review.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Applejack - Complete
Smaller on the Outside by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Maybe the miracle is how you fit the box around the world rather than the world inside the box.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Talk by hannahncakes reviews
Parenting's a complex issue espacially when your daughter is older than you and dating a Time Lord. So quite often the Doctor and Rory need to have a little talk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Escape from the Fist of Iron by gypsy rosalie reviews
What if the Starship Rangers hadn't won the Robot Wars? What if the robots now controlled the universe? In a bid to free earth of the enemy, Taz must struggle to find her will to fight again, along with the help of a scraggly band of misfit would-be rangers. Eventual TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Taz, Up
Who's On First? by TacticianZephine reviews
Harley Quinn and The Joker are not baseball fans. So, rather than watch the World Series, they decide to screw with a new Arkham patient.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Crazed Bellatrix by MeganBellaRoseBlack reviews
Bellatrix doesn't take her pills and the result is a series of events that both amuses and annoys her precious Voldy. Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Mental Quirks by TopHatGirl reviews
Matt's in a mental hospital, he's depressed-who isn't? But the pamphlets never said anything about making friends, roommates with secrets, sinister underbellies, schizophrenic dancers, and maybe even a love interest. Nothing Matt can't handle. Right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,177 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Matt R.
Lost Companions by Sailor Kasterborous reviews
Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, and Donna Noble have suddenly appeared on the TARDIS, with no idea how they got there. How will the Doctor fix this one? Rated T, just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
DingDong by Tc33 - Amie reviews
Some silly things about Jim the Fish...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Wayne Rehabilitation Centre by Hidden By Shadow reviews
Bruce Wayne gets saddled with his worst nightmare. Rogues moving into his mansion and he's forced to allow this to happen in the name of rehabilitating them thanks to the parole board of Arkham Asylum!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011
Vengeance by wildblessedfreedom reviews
When Quinn,Santana,Brittany,Finn,Puck and Mike are targeted in a sinister hostage situation at McKinley, it's up to them to not only find their friends, but discover the reason that they're being targeted. Full Summary inside. Warnings: Shooting/Hostage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Group Therapy Sessions by Beckoning.Disaster reviews
The Joker thinks that group therapy is brilliantly fun, despite the others claims of it being the worst part of their villainy lives. Can they survive his randomness? UPDATED: Now with Good Guy Therapy! Beware of doughnuts.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker, S. Kyle
Cocoa Mishap by AnimationNut reviews
Danny needs his cocoa fix, but can't figure out Vallejo's new cocoa machine. It all goes downhill when he pushes the first button.
Fillmore - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/1/2011 - D. O'Farrell - Complete
The Arkham Chronicles by clownprincessofcrime.07 reviews
The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,222 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Mad by dmwcool1 reviews
Woody's mad at Jessie. One-shot.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Jessie, Woody - Complete
Alejandro by anonymousreader07 reviews
That song...that stupid song! She just wouldn't stop! He had to silence her somehow...AxI
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Alejandro, Izzy - Complete
No More! by musicals4life reviews
Harley plays a harmless little prank, but it leads Batman to question her sanity more than usual. Can he make her see the reality that her relationship with the Joker really is, or is it too late? Rated for implied themes
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harley Q., Bruce W. - Complete
That's What She Said by Alyss Ashworth reviews
Sequel to Sexual Tension. A story in which Ash and Brock give everyone a lesson about things that are 'dirty', Misty proves herself, May is terrified for her brother's purity, Drew shows up to smirk at May, and Max remains annoyed and ignorant. AAML DAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max/Masato - Complete
The Literal Meaning of Pokemonshipping by Levi Ackerman reviews
Wondered what Ash and Misty's pokemon did and talked about behind their trainers' back? Well read to find out! Lots of poke-romance, and random pairings including frostfire, and some of my own. No real plot just pokemon gossip and fun.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
No Sense of Humour? by embrace-your-inner-dork reviews
Set during Mulan II. Su reflects on a side of her eldest sister that nobody is allowed to see anymore.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Su, Ting-Ting - Complete
A Horrible World of Plot Holes and Spelling Errors by ViridianVenus reviews
Fan Fiction. net is inundated with Mary Sues and Author Insertions. It was only a matter of time before the Warners had enough. Rated STRONG teen for language and mild sexual content. Flames welcome!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,780 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Puddin'and Harleykins in the NeverEnding Fluff by RisqueSno reviews
All Harley wants is a quiet evening with her Puddin' on Christmas...but why won't Batsy leave them alone? Join us in this insane romp through the inner bowels of OOCness! JokerxHarley parody. RE-EDITED 3/2/11
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Kokoro no Dorobou by Hakajin reviews
Misty is missing, but what will Ash and the others find when they go looking for her?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,117 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
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Total Drama Mythica reviews
Season 7 is coming up and Chris is eagerly picking out his brand new cast, confident it'll be the best and most drama-filled ever. However, an evil lurking on the new island will throw his plans off-track, and soon the contestants may find themselves in more danger than they could ever imagine, and in the hands of something more deadly than even Chris McLean. SYOC. Apps closed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
The Wizard and The Song reviews
A story written mostly around the time of A Good Man Goes To War and left to stew for several months.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Melody P., Rory W. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy reviews
"Dear Miss Fritton, Due to an incident involving pop icon Ke-dollar sign-ha's single, -details in the report I will send you shortly- seven girls from McKinley High School will be attending St. Trinian's School for Girls this March."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011
A Child's Laugh reviews
An eight year old Sam hears a voice in the night. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Brittany P., Sam E.
Your New Directions: OC Story reviews
Enter your Own Character into this story. My first OC contest! Reviews are love. ON HIATUS!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011
What's A PSA? reviews
In which the Gleeks have a talk about PSA's and Mr Shue gets confused.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Brittany P., Finn H.
Wheels vs Satan reviews
Artie gets a phone call from Santana; the war is on.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Artie A., Santana L.
I'm Pretty Sure I Hate You reviews
"And I'm here to save your sorry little life." During the night Mungojerrie gets an unexpected visitor. Who is... unusual to say the least. Written for Quill of Thought's challenge. Rated T to be safe, probably for a bit of violence in later chapters.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Mungojerrie