Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect.
Location: England, West Midlands.
-My favorite pairings ever:
Liara/Fem!Shep. (Although maybe once I play both games a bit more I may start writing about other characters from the Mass Effect universe, but all in good time.)
Leliana/Fem!Cousland. (Those guys are awesome, I think that one day I may write about them, but not just yet...)
Isabela/Lady!Hawke. (Default lady Hawke is awesome sauce and Isabela just floats my boat *Clears throat* Pardon the pun... and the rhyming.)
Zevran/Wynne's Magical Bosom. (No explaination needed here.)
Alistair/Lampost In Winter. (He loves that lampost, who am I to deny it him?)
Oh and Sten/Fat, slovenly child (STEN RULES, that is all.)
I am a huge nerd; I love comics, T.V and video games -all three of those things rule my life- Obviously I enjoy writing and I am currently studying performing arts at college.
Mass Effect: Epic Tale. - I am now working on chapter fourteen. It shouldn't take to long to do, but with college work building up and all, it may take slightly longer than planned. Sorry guys and gals. :'(
1.) Do you have to sleep with a television on?
No way man! What about the environment? Nah, most times I just can't be bothered to get up to turn the T.V on; let alone off... :L
2.) Do you have any animal print clothing?
No, but I once met a zebra who owned a human skin coat. Quite stylish if you ask me, which you didn't... I'll be quiet now.
3.) How many peoples top eights are you on?
I don't know, how upsetting...
4.) Do you like the smell of Febreeze?
Actually, I don't! Suck it Febreeze!
5.) How much is gas where you live?
OMG, I don't know! How life altering! :P
6.) Are you a dare devil?
Well... I once held a wheelie in a wheelchair for like... an eternity. So if that counts, hells yeah! XP Do I get a badge? *Fingers crossed*
7.) What IM messanger do you use?
MSN. Not that I actually go on there much. :L
8.) What is your favorite food to smell while it is cooking?
Cake or bacon... CAKEBACON!! *Fist pumps*
9.) Whats your favorite flavor of tic tacs?
The green and orange ones. Mainly the orange ones, however i'm not one to discriminate, so green too, I suppose. :)
10.) What is hanging from your rear view mirror in your car?
I have a car now?! HolyfrickinChrist, why wasn't I told about this!
11.) How many clocks are in your house?
To be quite honest, I don't know... I can't tell the time...
12.) What sounds can you hear right now?
Lady Gaga - Red & Blue ...All riiight... *Insert Quagmire face here*
13.) How many people's houses do you have keys to?
Hehe... would't you like to know..? :D
14.) Who is your favorite serial killer?
I think it is odd how you ask this question after the above... what are you insinuating? *Strokes false beard* Hmm...
15.) How do you like your eggs?
Oh, are you making some? I'll have them scrambled please.
16.) What was your favorite job you ever had?
I don't know really... The one with all the money? *Shrugs* I don't know...
17.) What is in your glove box?
Again with the car. I haven't got a clue! If I did own a car though; I would keep my imaginary friend in there. His name is Toto and he plays the harmonica like a true badass! Just sayin' *High-fives Toto* Yeah boyyz! B-) Cuz I'm cool like that, y'all... *Tumbleweed*
18.) Do you prefer to have male or female bosses?
Either, as long as they will make daisy chains with me during our lunch break. :D
19.) Do you toast your bagels?
That depends... what is a bagel? Jokes, jokes. Sometimes I do, bagels are awesome juice! *Hi-fives bagel* XD
20.) Have you ever been pregnant?
Yeah, right now actually! ... But I'm gay... *Gasp* I'm the next Virgin Mary! ...But I'm not a virgin... Joking, joking. Long answer short: No, I am not. ...Or am I? No, no I'm not. XD
21.) Do you watch when your dog poops?
What do you want me to say? "Hell yeah! It's my favorite pastime!" No, I don't. I don't even have a dog... but if I did- no, i'm kidding. Dogs deserve their privacy too!
22.) Have you ever walked into a parked car?
Definately. I have got a knack for walking into inanimate objects. Doors, walls, moving planes... Well not "moving planes" ... or non-moving planes, but you digg me, right? :D
23.) Have you ever played with a Ouija board?
No, but if I did I would contact Osama Bin Laden, tell him how much it sucks to be him, then I would kick him in the ghostly nads... If he ever had any to begin with. Ooh B.I.T.C.H alert! XD
24.) Do you play an instrument?
Drums! The godly instrument of the music world! Oh and the harmonica. (Toto taught me) :D
25.) How many watts do you like your lightbulbs to be?
What is a lightbulb? We use torches around these parts! *Sighs* ... damn city-folk, always judging my torches... :D
26.) Do you own a digital camera?
Hells yeah! :D Shes my wifeyy... sad, I know. :(
27.) If so, how many megapixels is it?
16.1MP ...Shut up, yeah! I'm fly like that! :D
28.) What do you order at Subway?
Chicken Temptation, on honey oat bread. Slightly worrying that I know that off-by-heart, but I can't help it... *Drools* :P
29.) Have you ever had the falling dream?
Yeah. I fell, woke up, went back to sleep, fell again, stayed awake, clutching my pillow; terrified of sleep assassins. Damn assassins... *Shakes fist*
30.) When was the last time you did laundry?
Sorry mom, but i've never done it. Maybe someday soon I will remedy that. :'(
31.) Did you climb trees when you were younger?
Totally! Used to have a tree house too! Those where the good old days! :D
32.) Have you ever had a panic attack?
Luckily for me, I haven't...
33.) Are you in a good mood today?
Ye, as always! It's sunny outside and 30 Rock is on the T.V, why wouldn't I be? :)
34.) Do you have any weird superstitions?
Not really. I would say black cats, but I do not like them anyway. One of them ate my fish a while back. :(
35.) Are you dating the first person on your friends list?
No! I hope not, that is my best friend... unless there is something she isn't telling me. :L
36.) Have you ever been electrocuted?
By my X-Box once or twice, no biggy though, we're friends again now. :)
37.) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Hells Yeah! His name is Fudge, and he is my dawg! :D
38.) Is it alright to curse in front of your parents?
Never! I won't do it... ever. End of story. :)
39.) Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
Actually, I know two people called Mike, does that not count? Shall I get rid of Mike-one? XD
40.) Do you think Barak Obama will make a good president?
I'm not in touch with American politics; so I can't really say. He seems like a nice guy. A good president on the other hand? Haven't got a clue... :D
41.) Have you ever been to D&B?
I have no idea what that is? Am I stupid? :L
42.) Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
Only in the musical! XD
43.) Do you think your a good lipsyncer?
Of course I am. Except for the one time when my dad caught me Lipsyncing to The Foo Fighters, he knocked me off my game a bit, but I'll be back. Just you watch!
44.) Do you have a guardian angel watching over you?
Ask them, not me. How the hell am I supposed to know? However, my guess is no. :)
45.) Has anything eventful happened today?
I fell off my chair, lost my voice and poked myself in the eye... twice. If that isn't eventful I don't know what is! XD
46.) What is the one question that you are really sick of seeing on surveys?
This "Car" thing. Where is it? Does it even exist? Did you guys make it up? Okay, if so, yeah! I would like my car! Jokes, jokes. No, I liked your questions. They rule! :D
If you want to know more about this gal *Points to self* All you have to do is ask! ...Please? I have no friends... :D
Peewit22, out! Peace!