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Joined 01-30-11, id: 2728521, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 9 stories for Bridge to Terabithia, Bridge to Terabithia, Naruto, Pokémon, and Vampire Knight.

Wassup my name is...MUHAHAHA i won't say, you should never give out vital info on internet including names.

Stuff I do:

-Netball

-Karate

-Athletics squad

-Cross Country squad

-Decathlon team :P

I am a yellow belt, I may be at the bottom ranks but you can only go up from here, so I will work hard!I'm gonna start sparing soon, one day i will be black belt and be the best at karate believe it! LOL starting to sound like Naruto...


Favourite Anime/Manga:

I LOVE NARUTO both series but i just chose the most recent. I wish Sasuke would go good and go back to Konoha and Team 7 comes back together, but NOOO just has to make him uber emo and messed up. I honestly hate Danzo for making Itachi massacre the clan plus I think Itachi is awsome. I also hate Madara who made it all the worse and started it in the first place because he was jealous of his brother. Such a sore loser! Then there is OROCHIPEDO!!!!!! I mean seriously he collects children and hides them in his house to use their bodies if he wants HOW MESSED UP IS THAT!!!!!! PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO!!!!!!

The pairings I like is:

-NaruHina

-SasuSaku

-NejiTen

-ShikaTema

-KibaHina (I know I like NaruHina better but this one seems sweet too)

-NaruSaku (I know i still live NaruHina and SasuSaku better but this one is okay and plus its cute. People think its true because she said I love you to him but it was to protect him, which is why its sweet but not true. And remember in one of the chapters in the fourth Shinobi world war the guy in the infirmary said to Sakura the guy who you love must be lucky and in her thoughts you see Sasuke meaning she still loves him, even if it is slowly weakening it is still there. Sasuke even if there aren't many hints i think is interested with Sakura because one she is no longer a rabid fan-girl and she was only female he ever interacted with and considers equal enough to fight her) Wow that was a long bracket mark

-SaiIno

-ShikaIno

-KakaHana

I love Bleach. I read the Manga but i only started but i think Ichigo and Rukia should be together and Orihime and Ishida


Authors you should defiantly read!

-Shadow's Ruby

-xXxAyamexXx

-Miyuku-Chan

-Water Lily 123

-SasoriSweet19

-kioku7

-One-wheel-wonder

-Shadowdragon31

-Roserade rade

-splitheart1120

-Pikabank

-Momoko Harukaze

-blazingshadowingyuki

-Animelover351

-Catxisme

-iRoseXP

-italianbellaHP

-JanuaryEclipses

-MissAnimeFreakXD

-Shellzonfire

-TeddyBearHugs

-XxRawrILYxX

-Love is Only a Word

-DarkAnonymous324

-Dagiis

-Pedo.Bear.Rapes.You


All great writers :) and thank you for anyone who reviews my stories YOU GET A COOKIE!...Once i figure out how to do that :P


This made me teary... :(

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I Cried, Did You?

Your mum held you in her stomach for nine months, she watched her feet swell, she struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quick, she suffered many sleepless nights. She became your nurse, your chef, your teacher and your friend. She struggled for you, most of us take our mum for granted when there's people who have lost or never have seen theirs. So repost this if you love your mum.


FAVOURITE BANDS!!!!!!!


I LOVE THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS!! They are my role models. So down to earth and perfect at songs. I've loved them ever since Don't you fake it. Although I only discovers them last year since I was young like REALLY young when they were big. When I first heard their songs i immediately fell in love with them! Even though majority of the original band left, they are still my idols. I hope one day they have a concert with the original line up, well sorta original line up. Like:

-Ronnie: Vocals
-Elias: Lead guitarist/backup vocals
-Duke: Rythmic Guitarist/Piano
-Joey: Bassist
-Jon: Drummer

This was my fav line up!


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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am against it, but the one situation i'll be approving-ish is that they're getting an abortion because if they were born in this world he would have a really bad life. Like no food or home or clothing and stuff like vital basics, but this is just me.


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This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!


You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Frienship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX , XxBloodThornxX 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


mommy...johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack.

mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold!

when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.

i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.

And all because johnny got the gun from his brother.

mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now.

And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best.

mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest.

mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass.

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this.

but mommy it's not fair i left without a kiss.

And mommy tell the doctors i know they really did try. i think i even saw one doctors trying not to cry.

mommy i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember i'm in heaven with the rest.

when i heard that great big crack i ran as fast as i could, please listen to me if you would.

i wanted to go to collage, i wanted to try things that were new.

i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

i wanted to get married i wanted to have kids.

i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.

But mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

mommy, tell my Zack, i'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you mommy i always have, i know you know it's true.

And mommy all i need to say is "mommy i love you"

that always makes me sad...

in memory of the cloumbine & virginia tech students who were lost:

please if you would,

dont smash this on the ground.

if you pass this on,

maybe people will cry,

just keep this in your heart,

for the people who didnt get to say 'goodbye'

now you have two choices,

1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry'

2) dont send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.


When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

He who laughs last thinks slowest

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

Korean kicthen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.

Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.

Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.

Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?

American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...

Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.

Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief


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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre. (me: As long as with friends after laser tag :P)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies. (me: Especially thriller, action, comedy with a bit of side romance)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister. (me: The jumper is so warm and good feeling plus it was on sale for $15, how can u NOT get it, its sooo comfortable!)
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark (Me: Naturally is)
You dislike preps.
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (Me: I guess kinda, i dunno...)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band. (Me: I wish i was, like RJA!!)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys. (Me: If I could afford it, I would)
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. (Me: We don't have summer camp in Australia, if we did I would totally go, or i would go to music camp!)
You have a specific number. (Me: I have a specific position in Netball, we don't have numbers in netball. Goal Defense for the win!)

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
You wear band t-shirts. (Me: I've never gotten to go to a concert with my favorite bands because they NEVER come to Australia! :( Well not when i was old enough, but if i ever get to see favourite bands they sure!)
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color

So, make of it what you want!

Result

Guy side: 16/24

Girl side: 4/24

Prep: 2/11

Gothic: 2/9

Punk: 1/8

Geek: 5.5/10

Athletic: 4/9

Hardcore/Scene: 4.5/10


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Dogs gonna crap

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Interview: Bleach Pairings! by Rukia141 reviews
What do our favorite characters think about us pesky writers and our stories? They tell us their opinions in an interview! Give it a few chapters and it will get better! Promise!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 252,271 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Tenten for President by Dcfan100 reviews
Republicans, Democrats, sexism, and a whole lot of insanity in the game of life, but hey, when a game gets rid of its rules it's not a game anymore, it's politics. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,074 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Xorcist by sweetangel014 reviews
"Konoha Academy for Soul Weavers" The world we're entering is different from ours. Never trust your eyes, believe in your instincts and whatever you do; Don't let them take your soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,972 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A New Kind Of Family by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
Konaha 12's punishment for being bad is diffrent this time...it's much worse then usual. The teams are turned into familys. How will Sasuke and Sakura do as parents to a baby Naruto? Read to find out! [[ AU. SasuSaku ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Assistant by The Purple Eyed One reviews
"Listen, I don't need an assistant. I'm perfectly fine on my own. But my father insists, so we're stuck with each other. Just do what I say and stay out of my way and we'll get along famously." KyoyaXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,115 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kyōya O.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Memories Will Never Fade by aussiebabe290 reviews
AU. They might not have been sixteen anymore, but the memories would never fade.
Blue Water High - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011
Mission Impossible by Ayamekochan reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have been at each other's necks since day one. Now their professors are tired of their constant bickering. To get them to stop, they force them to complete a series of 'missions' to bring them closer together. How will this all play out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Everyday Life of Team 7 by psycotic-barbie reviews
A series of one-shots between Sakura and Team 7 depicting funny situations and sad moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sakura H., Team Seven
The Locket by Live.Love.Sing.Summer reviews
Leaf has held her father in her locket and her heart for years. Does she have room for someone else? I really suck at summaries so please just read the story. OldRivalShipping and PokeShipping. Rated T for language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Leaf, Gary O./Shigeru
Pokébook by Levi Ackerman reviews
The Incredible Gary Oak wrote on Ash Ketchum's wall: Guess whose battling Lance soon? Too bad you fell so far behind. D'you know what you're gonna see if you ever manage to get into the Hall of Fame? A big golden sign saying: GARY WAS HERE and always will be. ASH IS A LOSER, because there can only be one Champion #ownage! Facebook, Pokemon style! Pokeshipping, Contestshipping hints
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi
Ultimate AdventureDISCONTINUEDMayRewriteOnANewAcc by Miyuku-chan reviews
Eight Heroes, with tag along people. A new enemy, Team Universe. A whole new region, Kyukyoku. What lies in store? This is not your ordinary adventure. Main shippings: Poke, Ikari, Contest, Oldrival May add other characters
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,531 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011
The Dollface And The Pickpocket by yerachael reviews
The chance encounter of a street orphan and one of the only Airbenders alive is the perfect situation for a strong friendship. Jinora/Skoochy - Jinoochy. Happy to do more chapters if there are requests - Chapter 7 now up!
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Jinora, Skoochy - Complete
Lucky Gimmick by maravelous reviews
AU; Ambitious journalist seeking genius detective for murder investigation. Will not pay in advance. — ShikaTema & NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,808 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Harmony by ShatteredColors reviews
NOW HAS A SECOND PART - Korra goes for a walk to clear her mind, but gets caught in the rain. While looking for a place to keep dry, she happens upon a certain firebender, and realizes her mind is less clear now than ever. Shameless Makorra!
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Only A Horizon by astra143 reviews
"...and death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight." Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
101 Clichés : NejiTen by nitaBonita reviews
101 cliché moments and phrases, Neji and Tenten style! Please Read & Review! Cliché 1- Fangirls : "Now Tenten, what have we told you about Neji!" "...that I should break up with him?" I say. "And what have you continued to do?" "Date him?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,315 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Superstitions by inuyasha1sasuke reviews
A certain blond idiot hasn't had the best of luck on Friday the Thirteenth. Several accidents take place, and he swears someone's out to get him. Either that, or he's just stupid. Originally written for a project in English.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting the Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
First in the toddler series. Six-year-old Naruto wants a second house like all the kids at his school. Never did he imagine meeting the bastard would bring him that and more. Chibific. Fluff. Nice Sasuke. One-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ichigo and the Shinigami Academy by Namikaze Holly reviews
Repost, edited. Future-fic. Ichiruki. Ichigo has died. However, as he is still technically only a subsitute shinigami, he is forced to attend the Shinigami Academy, all while keeping his identity secret. This is going to be fun.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Lip Gloss by PacificPikachu reviews
Misty's wearing lip gloss, and Ash is ridiculously annoyed by this. One-shot, somewhat silly, implied Ash/Misty.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
15 Things I Hate About You by kissonthechic reviews
In which Ichigo compiles a list of reasons why he absolutely, positively "hates" Rukia Kuchiki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Way of the Kendoka by MoonDragonLove reviews
She was not the ideal Kendo student for the National Champion, but she had a certain spunk to her that was obvious to anyone. She thought she was merely learning, but Toshie was unknowingly teaching her senpai a thing or two about love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Satoshi M.
Save Me From The Darkness by Animelover351 reviews
"I'm supposed to help you, not the other way around. " "We'll just have to help each other then. " Tenten was supposed to help Hinata by bringing him back home. She didnt expect him to help her instead. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
i l o v e y o u by sweet wiishes reviews
Because our dear Sasuke just can't seem to write love letters. Dear Sakura, roses are red, violets are blue, your forehead is huge, but I still love you. ...no, that wasn't right. /Crack/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia by Hikari Kurokaze reviews
Kate, a thirteen-year-old brunette from Fiore just moved to Almia to become a Pokemon Ranger. She's head-strong, stubborn, and yet a shy girl when it's called for. She get's into her new school, prepared, but definitely not ready for what's ahead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kate/Hitomi, Keith/Dazzle
You have One Notification by Ce.elle reviews
Ichigo figures the best way to apologize to his girlfriend is through her Facebook wall. And it all degenerates from there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Sweet Nothings by HopelessRomantic235 reviews
A collection of Team 7 one-shots. "I...I'm sorry, you want me to WHAT?" In which Sakura is inevitably screwed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Sakura's life in Naruto's shoes by Mystery anomaly reviews
Sakura is Sakura Uzumaki is the demon container and Sasuke is still a Uchiha but his clan was not massacred. Naruto is Ino's twin. Characters will be OOC. I suck at summaries but read if you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,574 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mathematical Love by xYama-chanx reviews
Haruno Sakura's average normal life takes a drastic new turn when the smartest, richest, and handsomest teenage male in Konohagakure Preparatory High agrees to tutor her in her weakest subject, but it's not only Math he's interested in teaching. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mystical, Magical by Bishie Huntress reviews
Do YOU believe? Naruto confronts Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Agony and pain by imoc reviews
When you lose the one woman that you love what is there left for you? -Ichiruki-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Omega by ToxiNeena reviews
Omega: The Greek word for 'the end'. Uzumaki Naruto attacks Hyuuga Hinata's father after mistaking him for a pedophile and Uchiha Sasuke curses the auto correct function on his iPhone after sending a text to Haruno Sakura. Their lives are officially over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What's Kakashi Up To? by Chris-tintin-chan reviews
Hm? What's Kakashi up to, you may ask? I don't know. JUSTKIDDING, when the masked man thinks up a way to get what he wants, the kids must do whatever that is. Why? They want to see what's under the mask. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen, and more? :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
iPwned by PANDA Qiao reviews
'Tenten.' 'Hmmm...? 'Why are you looking at porn?.' This is what happens when Naruto asks Tenten to look after his phone! Nejiten .:Neji x Tenten:. Slight Sasusaku, Narusaku, Naruhina & Shikaino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
Hinata's Rainbow by HiImZetsu reviews
Hinata is finally tired of chasing after Naruto, and she wants to give him up. But its not that simple. Its never that simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
First Impressions by theschizokid reviews
He would always be her flaky, girly baby-faced softie. Oneshot, Minato X Kushina, and it's basically Kushina's point of view of the turn of events in her life. Rated for some minor bad words. R&R please! Minimal fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Cliche much? by Liliana-chan reviews
After helping Tenten move in with Neji the girls find a very interesting article. NxT SxS SxI NxH KxT Rated T because of the mention of Sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
possibly maybe by Carmie-chan reviews
In between shy smiles, unspoken words, and chaste kisses; they fell in love. For SasuSaku Month. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A visit from the future by theNewbieInLine reviews
Team 7 were training and there Future selves showed up and the story goes on. I'm not good at summaries, I'm new here and this is my first story. Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Notebook by catherine01 reviews
It's destiny Sasuke, you can't always hide your feelings...yeah I suck at summaries...one-shot sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Pokemon Style by xXxAyamexXx reviews
Join Leaf, Gary, Ash, Misty, May, Drew, Paul, and Dawn as they answer questions from YOU the viewers. OldrivalShip, PokeShip, ContestShip, and IkariShip. Mild language.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Leaf, Gary O./Shigeru
Pokemon Ultra Mega Dare Show by One-wheel-wonder reviews
All of your favorite pokemon anime characters make complete fools of themselves ON STAGE! Submit your dares and let the torture begin! Rated T for very stong language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
Ain't nothing like Summertime! by XxRawrILYxX reviews
This summer, 4 girls ended up being Personal Assistants to 4 celebrities..and things get complicated. This story is about: love, jealousy, friendship and craziness. AU FIC! Contest,Ikari,Poke,Oldrival. Major CS ON THE LATEST CHAPPIES. CHAP. 17 UPDATED!:P
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
Suspicions 101 by kioku7 reviews
SEQUEL TO JOURNEY OF MY OWN! Marina is sent to school on a special occasion, but what happens when she finds out the school as a deep dark secret? Contains Poke, Ikari, Contest, and maybe other shippings!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,684 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Gomenasai by A Shattered Past reviews
Rangiku... I'm so sorry, i failed you.RanGin,GinRan.Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Change by iRoseXP reviews
Leaf,May,Drew and Gary are childhood friends, at their last day of spending time together they promised they'd meet again. 10 years later they meet again but they changed could this bring up a new relationship? Contestshipping and Oldrivalshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka
Vampire Knight Hotmail by Winters Revenge reviews
Vampire Knight Characters on hotmail! Simply that! Enjoy :D
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2011
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hearts Captured by italianbellaHP reviews
Suzy, Misty, May, Leaf, and Dawn are no ordinary sisters. Undercover agents and one day they receive a mission that could change their lives forever. Breeder/Poke/Contest/Ikari/Oldrival and maybe MelodyxOC & ZoeyxKenny. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Journey of My Own by kioku7 reviews
What happens when the new champion of Hoenn finds out she's a Ketchum? A lot of crazy things, that's for sure. And what is she hiding? This is the journey of her own. MAY CONTAIN VARIOUS SHIPPPINGS like: Poke, contest, Ikari, and some others later on
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Therapy From the Orange Book by Snazzy Elle reviews
Inwardly he wondered how, over the years, he developed into Team Seven's assigned therapist. He really didn't get paid enough for this job. Kakashi-centric; Hints of SxS & NxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Another Guy by Catxisxme reviews
Tenten has only one girlfriend. The rest are guys. What happens when her ex-crush from her elementary school days shows up at her new school? Will all her ex-feelings come back? And what happens when he sees she has a bf? Rated M for MAJOR cussing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Tenten, Neji H.
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amusing Awakenings by iBloo reviews
What happens when a lazy Shikamaru wakes up an exhausted and sleeping Ino during their new class? Find out her Amusing awakenings and Iruka-sensei's misinterpretations. A hilarious story that will tickle your ShikaIno senses. Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
That Damn Neighbor! by Shellzonfire reviews
For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,396 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Colours by Strangerr reviews
And to think this all happened just because of one color.'What's your favorite colour Sasuke-kun'//One-shot// young sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scribble, Scribble on the Walls by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Rumors and gossip spread in many different ways. The way girls here spread gossip is through a wall. Of course they're unaware that three of the boys they fight over or insult read what they write. But I only want one girls opinion -NejiTen-Neji's POV-AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
GIWLFWIEND by Rose and Romance reviews
Girlfriend. Its Sakura's first day of school. She's been crying all day until Sasuke cheers her up. "So, Sakuwa, are you Sasuke-kun's giwlfwiend?" Ino asked. Sasuke blushes madly. Sakura is confused. "Huh? What's a giwlfwiend?" ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Screamer with My Crayon by hypheniated reviews
All because Sakura punched his head twice for stealing her crayons and making Ino cry in kindergarten, Sasuke had to give a loud love confession to her twelve years later. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
8 minutes by Lost Legendaerie reviews
-Oneshot- After 5 years without even seeing each other, a freak blizzard trapping Drew and May in a Poke Center together on New Years Eve will bring up feelings probably better left buried. "Do you believe in fate... " CS because there's nothing better
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Fall For Me by Romantic Egoist reviews
Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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The Academy reviews
An invite only academy. Prodigious trainers and co-ordinators all over the world come here to hone their abilities. When I, Leaf, got in, I though trouble wouldn't be stupid enough to follow.I was wrong. Secrets aren't safe in this academy. ORS CS PS IS
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf
The things I do for sport reviews
Tenten wants to prove everyone wrong and show that girls are just as good as boys in sport. In order to do that she has to cross dress as a boy at Konoha Sports Academy What could possibly go wrong? Just about everything NejiTen read inside for more info
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,669 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Sorry I took so long reviews
'N-Naruto-kun! You're alive! G-gomen I did not mean to h-hold your hand, well I did b-but..I'll be letting go now' She franticly stuttered out pulling her hand out of his grasp but before she could he gripped on tighter. 'Who said you could let go?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
St Xocolatl Day reviews
'Dear Zero, Happy Saint Xocolatl day. Maybe some things can stay the same right? Yuki . PS. Stop scowling, you'll make little children cry.'
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Yuuki, Zero - Complete
Face Down reviews
Plates were smashed, blood on the carpet and Misty lay limp as Rudy walked out the door. It had happened again to her, the first time I've seen it happen but no doubt he has been abusing her before.I know I can treat her better than that.SONGFIC RJA
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
I'm here without you baby reviews
2 years since I've talked to you, heard your voice seen your face. It may have been two years but it still hurts not having you here. You are my first and only. Everything in this note, I wish I had said when I had the chance. PS, songfic, song is title
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Wedding Dress reviews
It's May's wedding Day but to the wrong guy, BRENDAN! and Drew can't believe. He tried to be happy, he really tried BUT he can't let the girl of his dreams go. So what does he do? Well read and find out. May lead to happy ending! oneshot Songfic Taeyang
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
What if? reviews
What if on that day, that perfect day; Jess got back early. What if he was there just in time to save Leslie? This is what I wish had happened but yeah. They are 13 not 10 and this is my attempt at humour and romance. T -oneshot-
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
If he saved her reviews
What if on that day, that perfect day; Jess got back early. What if he was there just in time to save Leslie? This is what I wish could of happened. Rated T cause of idk I'm just gonna play it safe. They are 13 not 10. -oneshot-
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete