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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 7,477 - Follows: 7,769 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,525 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
This story has now been published under my author name of Elise de Sallier as Innocence (A Forbidden Love, Book 1) and Protection (A Forbidden Love, Book 2) by The Writer's Coffee Shop, and is available on Amazon, Nook, and itunes. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12395 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rosier at Rosings (Note) by Dixie Cross reviews
Georgiana accompanies Darcy on his annual trip to Rosings. This story is under revision and will be moved to my Pride and Prejudice pseudonym.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,024 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Three Graces And A Muse by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's been seven years since Edward left and he's about to find out that things have changed in his absence. Now Bella is caught between forgiving her past or following her future. AH Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,813 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,787 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cottage Fever by Daughter of the Black reviews
The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,027 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10894 - Favs: 5,557 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Houseguest by EAdams reviews
Georgiana comes to Netherfield to visit Darcy and meets Elizabeth. They become friends and Elizabeth is invited to be Georgiana's houseguest - unbeknownst to Darcy - and the fun begins. It is fairly canon character-wise, but has a completely different plot line. This story is now published on Amazon! Search: The Houseguest by Elizabeth Adams First 3 chapters are here.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,291 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10607 - Favs: 11,693 - Follows: 12,390 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12865 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5471 - Favs: 5,633 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22910 - Favs: 14,183 - Follows: 10,634 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chance Encounters by BelleViolette reviews
Eric is a club owner who stumbles upon the charming and beautiful Sookie Stackhouse. She manages to turn the cocky womanizer into a nervous puddle on the floor during their first encounter... will she give him a chance? AU/AH, M for language and lemons
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,976 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 5999 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9738 - Favs: 6,648 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
See You Again by Mrs.Robward reviews
An Edward and Bella love story written with just a few words. Their lives are busy with college, family, and work, but true love trumps all...Doesn't it? **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 49,192 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Smattering of Rouge by RainyGirl1978 reviews
WINNER: Judge's Choice for the Beautiful Bellies Contest. Summary: Amidst the turmoil of Nazi occupied France, Bella meets a charming American and is forced to decide between survival and true love. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8289 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 2,866 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7056 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9073 - Favs: 8,646 - Follows: 4,887 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17577 - Favs: 9,894 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,526 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creatures of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Sequel Novella for Creature of Habit. Written specifically for the Fandom Gives Back Charity Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 3,694 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,218 - Follows: 8,268 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6418 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp May to July 2010 Prompts by Rochelle Allison reviews
A continuation of stories using Fictionista Workshop's daily prompts. If any of these confuse you, I suggest reading the "Daily Prompts" or "January's Prompts" first, both with my other stories in my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 99,913 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4488 - Favs: 5,527 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp January 2010 WitFit Prompts by Rochelle Allison reviews
Another Day, another prompt. I do have a few story lines and plots going from last month's set of prompts, and I'll be continuing some of them. Others will be brand new. Check out the Fictionista Workshop website for details...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 81,795 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life in the AZ by Wooden Tulips reviews
B's trying to get by in the AZ, the After Zombies, and runs into a guy who could help her through it. They've got a destination in mind, but will they make it? M for language and a lime or two...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11318 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,682 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desiderata by kimpy reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fair Stands the Wind by Maisedoat reviews
This is a Pride and Prejudice E&D AU, and that's all the info you're gonna get :D ALL comments gratefully received, especially if you think I could do better.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,691 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5602 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete