Take a case of mistaken identity, an abandoned bundle of joy, and add a dash of Murphy's Law, and you'll get an adventure that's fun for children of all ages.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.

One is injured, unable to talk, and can barely see when he gets out. The other, more confident and speaking once more now that she has been free of Aperture, and has never seen him in his current form. It's a new life, but it's inevitable for the boat to be rocked. Chelly, rated for a little blood in the first chapter.

In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking. AU Wheatley/Chell, some NSFW content.

Chell fights her way through Aperture again, with help from mute!Wheatley and the Fact and Adventure Spheres. The turrets have formed an odd society, and Atlas and P-body lurk around every corner. Inspired by Portal Kink - lots of them.

An injury and a return to hell. This is a story about trust. The sequel to "Innocent," AU android!Wheatley/Chell.

His eyes have taken on that sad wistful smile. White gauze winds around his forehead, but he is still so beautiful to her, although his skin is slightly sallow and his lips are pale and cracked but Petz knows that she would not have him any other way, just so long as she could keep him here with her. Safe.

She's just the new kid at school. The kid who writes, the girl who doesn't like the senshi, the one no one understands. Then Naru gets an essay, just a simple one, and she writes down the truth. For the first time in years. And people start to listen.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

It's not like it's a big deal that your girlfriend fights evil with magical cosmic-based superpowers in between dates or anything. But then again, until about a month ago, Saori didn't even know Mamoru *had* a girlfriend, superheroine or not.

A quiet evening. Innocent-verse Wheatley/Chell.

While she sleeps, he creates. A Chelley one-shot in the Innocent universe.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

You, you, you, you. Four could have beens, and one that was. — Senshi/Shitennou.

Lemony-delicious oneshot. Set during 'The Escape,' human!Wheatley. After Wheatley injures himself getting to the template turret, Chell discovers his deep-seated self esteem issues and finds a way to make him understand how important he is to her.

Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.

-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.

Wheatley tries to do Rattman one better. Wheatley/Chell.

Black hair disheveled from what sleep he had managed to achieve, he leapt from his balcony with a last longing look at his bed. Tuxedo Kamen had work to do. And she was waiting for him. COMPLETE 12/31/11

Wheatley is an unfortunate Aperture Science engineer who, in a stroke of truly terrible luck, finds himself in a practically post-apocalyptic Aperture with a mute test subject who's just as unlucky as he is. human!Wheatley.

Based on Pika-la-Cynique's fancomic "Girls Next Door." When Sarah once again makes a wish she shouldn't have, she realizes just how "fair" the rules of the Labyrinth really are.

Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.

A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley

Another old fic I found! First season romance you know the drill.

He had been a bad core; he knew that. He deserved whatever punishment he had coming his way. But she didn't. She deserved her freedom. And it was up to him to give it back to her, no matter the cost. Portal 2 Alternate Ending

1992. The Dark Kingdom conquered the world 50 years ago and has enslaved all humanity. Tsukino Usagi is their only hope, but she doesn't want to become Sailor Moon. However, whether she does or not is not her choice....

Usagi and Mamoru are both fairly certain they've figured out each other's secret identities. Just to what extent would they go to catch the other out?

She wasn't his type, and he certainly wasn't hers. They argued every time they met. But she remembered his name. Part Mamoru character study, part U/M romantic angst. Takes place between act 3 and 4 of the manga.

After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.

Even Luna screws up sometimes, but Sailor Pluto is always there to hit "Rewind"... Again and again...

As darkness closes in and the Silver Millennium fades to an end, Rini's hair color is decided on by one last promise. One-shot, complete.

The Makaiju Doom Tree has some strong feelings about, well, things. A peek into its diary, chronicling the events of the first half of the second season.

It's a rollercoaster ride from Hell with Sybil at the switch. An unfortunate monster picks the worst time of the month to challenge Sailor Moon.

There's something Minako doesn't really get about Chibi-Usa.

A peek into Queen Beryl's diary, chronicling the events of the first season of the anime.

COMPLETE! She had been trapped against her wishes since childhood. He was a struggling writer who found her through chance and circumstance. Romance, deceit, betrayal. Can they escape before it's too late?

He has reordered time, turned the world upside down... but this time, it's for him, not for her. Four ways Jareth changed the outcome of his showdown with Sarah inside a bubble of rewound time. Now if only anything he chose to do could make him happy...

A One-Shot If you were going to die tomorrow, wouldn't you want to die with no regrets? JxS, angst, romance, tragedy

Co-written with Alicia Blade and Lillie Bell. A box of "miracles" is passed around on Christmas Eve, but each recipient gets more than they bargained for when it comes to their turn. Darien/Serena, Scott/Amy, Raye/Chad

Mamoru is severely injured by a youma attack, and Usagi sees it. But Usagi can't figure out... was the youma attack a random one, or is Mamoru much more than he appears? Because she keeps finding some strange things in his apartment...

The world had demanded justice for all the crimes he had committed against it. He was forced to repeat his life, bit by bit, until he understood what he had done was not justified. One-sided Demando/Neo-Queen Serenity and Demando/Usagi

It’s how close she was to kissing him. It’s how close he was to getting the best Christmas present ever. And it’s how close he is to going crazy. A Christmas oneshot.

There is a forfeit to be paid when you offer yourself to another. He is paying that forfeit now: a slow decay into nothing, a rest he's so ready for. Then she's back, asking things of him again that, this time, the broken creature he is can't provide.

In some lives, she didn’t meet Endymion’s reincarnation at all. In some lives, she didn’t even live long enough to learn her own name, much less to remember her past lives.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

When Helios summoned Mamoru to help him rid Elysian of a pest problem, Mamoru had no idea of what he was getting himself into. One-shot/complete.

Post Manga. One afternoon, bandits try to kidnap Kagome while she is collecting herbs. Something strange happens to her while InuYasha searches frantically for her. Who is this person who comes to her while she's unconscious?

Usagi and Mamoru have discovered their pasts in the Starlight Tower, but now they seem to be stuck in a timeloop and don't know how to get out of it.

Revised version of my old AU fic. Serena and Mamoru find love in an alternate universe about to be destroyed by a tyrannical wizard. Chickens, sword fights and Mamo-chan au natural!

Oneshot Shippo is jealous of Inuyasha always stealing Kagome away. Well he's not going to be left out any longer! With his new tape recorder and fool proof tricks, Shippo can't lose! It's the ultimate revenge! Too bad it never turns out the way you plan..

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Usagi is on the edge of love again and must use her boy-entrapping skills to seduce Mamoru. Hilarity ensues.

Friendship is a blessing. It is a beautiful thing. To know it also means to know love. And that is why I do not regret dying for you. Told in Rei's POV. R&R

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

The Senshi all have PMS and are out of Midol. Poor Tuxedo Kamen!

Demando reflects on the harshness of Nemesis that does not compare with the harshness of the people who sent him there.

On the eve of the birth of Crystal Tokyo, a Sailor Senshi makes one last selfish choice.

...the Tokyo Historical Society has no longer taken an interest in preserving the ‘Bone Eaters well’... Enclosed is a warrant for its removal. Kagome and Inu's last goodbye.

[IYFG Winner Best Oneshot] Inuyasha began to feel the cruel stab of jealousy. How was he supposed to compete with a copy of himself? A better copy? Someone without all of his flaws? “Kagome…please don’t leave me…”

Oneshot. Inuyasha’s being strangely...nice. But Kagome is about to discover that it is, in fact, possible to have too much of a good thing... InuKag

Kagome has lived her entire life in a small town without ever having to speak more than two words to the notorious Inu Yasha, the town rebel. Then, one night, their paths cross...

A nasty fight leaves Kagome doubting her place in the Sengoku Jidai, so can her spirit guide (who might be Death's cousin's sister's former roomate's nephew) give her the chance to correct past mistakes? One-shot. Completed.

--COMPLETE-- It started out as a dare, but became something much more. Serena was the winner of a national contest, and she didn't even want the prize! But its possible that she could've lost something too. Her heart.

In a sci-fi world, Makoto lives on a distant planet with her foster parents. She meets Nephrite, one of a group of Seekers who travel the galaxy searching for their soulmates, and tries to reconcile her beliefs with his. Shitennou Ficathon entry

[Complete] AU. IYKag. Kagome is down on her luck, so when she rubs the bottle of the Genie Inuyasha, she thinks her life has changed for the better.

Sailor Pluto is the Senshi of Time, the guardian of the Time Gates. She is also Meiou Setsuna, and that is something she never wants to forget.

Complete Kagome makes a bad deal with Naraku, selling her soul to save her love, but it all goes horribly wrong and Kagome’s stuck. Naraku makes a new deal with her – seduce and kill prince Inuyasha and she will get her soul back.

In which Usagi and Mamoru undergo a threat to their Miracle Romance, Criminal Elements make themselves known, Sailor Pluto meddles with Time and History, and a new Villain is unleashed. COMPLETE

What if all of Minako's loves got together and started talking about all their past experiences with her?

AU. Inuyasha has been a captive all his life - and he finally escapes, but at a price. Kagome happens to find him washed up on her beach, blind, and must do anything and evrything in her power to help him get his sight back. COMPLETE