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I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You're a 90's kid if: (I do remember all of this, makes you miss your childhood lol)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

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A Shot in the Dark by niule reviews
History links them more than they know. Probably more than they'd like, too. A tale of growth, lies, and new beginnings. Eventual F!Courier/Boone. Will cover DLC.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 262,377 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Courier, C. Boone]
Retaliation by The Envoy of Oyashiro-sama reviews
The Enclave was smashed at Adam's AFB, but under the guidance of Lukas Sigurdsson, the ghosts of the Old World vow to continue the fight.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Courier, Arthur Maxson - Complete
18 Karat Run: A Courier's Tale by JRisner reviews
This is the tale of Six - a courier in the Mojave Wasteland - & his struggles along a road paved with good intentions. Suffering from amnesia & haunted by demons of his past, he finds help in the most unlikely of places: A country girl; an ex-military man; a cheerful scribe; & a wise old ghoul. Every road has its end. But, as it turns out, it's the journey that counts. Walk a mile.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,657 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Courier, Cass, C. Boone, Joshua Graham
Manifest Destiny by See That Guy reviews
With the help of the Courier, Caesar's Legion decimated the NCR, and established full control of not only the Mojave, but the west, as well. They have desires on D.C; have desires to spread from sea to shining sea. There's a certain Lone Wanderer that may not support these goals.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,081 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Dogmeat - Complete
Of The Past We Use To Advance by Arcae reviews
It's been one year since the activation of the Purifier occurred and now Falcon is travelling to find some pre-war technology to help defeat the Enclave Remnant and save the one he loves. But will he be able to do it?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
I'm the Enemy by True Neutral reviews
Sarah Lyons/Lone Wanderer romance type fic exploring their relationship during and after the events of the main quest line, Broken Steel, and Point Lookout. The Enclave makes a last, great attempt to take control of the Capital Wasteland. War. War Never changes. Chapter 13: Lone.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,821 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
The Gift of Greatness by Levi Matthews reviews
When the Lone Wanderer walked out of the Vault, he had no idea of the destiny before him. In a world ravaged by war and fire, Gabriel Matthews finds love, hardship, and discovers his gift of greatness. A Fallout 3 Epic. Male Lone Wanderer/Sarah Lyons. Image by Darcad (Deviantart) and used with permission.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,974 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
The Three R's WIP by Banders reviews
An aging, isolated Courier is shocked when he's delivered a reminder of the past, and a warning of what's to come. Check for weekly updates, I don't add chapters, just more words
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Courier
The Courier King: Rise of a New Mojave by trickquestion reviews
By the time the dust settles at Hoover Dam, Courier Seth has got New Vegas on a string. The world is his oyster, and he plans to claim every last pearl. *Continuation of Independent ending*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Courier
The Lonesome Courier by Zura reviews
After the events of the Lonesome Road the Courier is deeply troubled by his own actions and the future of humanity. Without a true flag or path of his own he decides that his greatest enemy was his greatest teacher. First of the "Long Division" series.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Courier, Ulysses - Complete
King of Spades,Queen of Hearts FNVnF3 crossover by Remy King reviews
When the Lone Wanderer discovers his parents may have orginated from Vault 21 in the Mojave Wasteland, he goes there. There he meets a woman, a Courier. They're then sucked into a 3-way war where their choices decide the Mojave's future.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,732 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Last Train Home by Camwynya reviews
A brief glimpse of one soldier's world in the time before the Great War- a soldier named Roger Maxson.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Project Ice Man by Epic Bad Ass reviews
Jason Wolfe is a man way the hell out of his comfort zone; a soldier frozen in the final days of the war and awoken 200 years later in the radioactive hell of DC; He's searching for the man who betrayed him and won't stop until he's found...and dead
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,715 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Pip Boy by Rad Miss Fliss reviews
Before the bombs drop in 2077, a Vault-Tec employee finds herself without a safe haven. She finds that she is willing to do horrible things to find a place in a vault, but finds out that she may have been better off in the wastes...
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008
Weed Killer reviews
Based on my brother and I's exploits in RDR.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Jo. Marston - Complete