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17 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in a official tone,"code 3' in housewares.
5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .
7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.
12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look'', using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream...
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting"Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
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