97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and giant robots beating the slag outta each other!
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
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FACT: 4 people are killed each year by randomly falling vending machines.
The people in my life:
"It looks like a chicken with wings" "Dude, chickens HAVE wings"
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich" ~9th grade english teacher
"What is west of South Carolina?" "North Carolina?" "WEST" ~ 10th grade history teacher and a student
"I cant hear you, Im blind"
"Drinking soda makes you gay, so stop drinking soda" ~ Biology teacher (something about one of the ingredients in soda)
"Pirates are a bunch of men running around in tight pants and open shirts looking for jewelry" ~11th grade history teacher
"Does lubricant excite you?" ~Oceanography teacher (We were discussing ice drillers and how they use lubricant and anti-freeze)
"Then you could say 'I put my tampons in Bumblebee!'" ~ My mother (IT WAS A PENCIL CASE!!!! Nothing bad, really, just sounds... yeah)
"Ooh, whats this?" "A pad" "OH GOD!!!" ~ A guy friend and I (He gives my purse funny looks now...)
"Im guessing by the spandex that you are here to stop me" ~ A monster, Power Rangers Ninja Storm
"You're a good ranger. A flake, but a good ranger" Tori to Dustin, Power Rangers Ninja Storm
"The quarry again? What is it, like, a monstercon over there?" Cam, Power Rangers Ninja Storm
"They couldn't find pointy ears at a Star Trek convention!" Divatox, Power Rangers Turbo
"Riiiight, because nothing says BLEND like a motorcycle driving itself" Bumblebee, Transformers Animated
"You're a motorcycle, cant you build an engine?" "You are a human, cant you build a small intestine?" Jack and Arcee, Transformers Prime
"An EVO and a human were working together to prove that EVOs and humans cant work together, so an EVO and a human worked together to stop them" Rex, Generator Rex
"A tank? Are you TRYING to draw attention to us?" "You're a fire truck with giant cannons. Yeah, that blends in so well" Optimus Prime and Scattershot, Transformers Cybertron
"You must get whiplash from changing moods so quickly!" Jolt, Transformers Cybertron
"Gentlemen, this is Starscream" "Hows the screamin', pal?" Megatron and Ransack, Transformers Cybertron
"Woah I think he's angry, he's breathing fire!" "Bro, he's a dragon. Its what they do" Coby and Bud, Transformers Cybertron
"Enough with the comic relief, lets do this!" Optimus Prime, Transformers Cybertron
"That's not fair, he's defying the laws of gravity!" Slapper, Transformers Robots in Disguise
"The very fabric of time is unraveling like sub-standard cloth!" A Quinteson, Transformers G1
"Dont panic yet. Stay calm 'till we know whats going on. Then we'll panic." Rodimus, Transformers G1
I'M A PROUD TRANSFAN!
I didn't realize until recently that I am a Decepticon fan. Of course I support the Autobots, and would be on if I were Cybertronian, but all my favorite mechs are 'cons. G1 Soundwave, because he is just so amazing. Armada Starscream, does he even need a reason? Prime Starscream, because he has sexy legs and and a voice to die for! My dream is to go to Botcon 2012, and also to own a Soundwave shirt. I already have three Aoutobot shirts. I have a Soundwave toy, and would love to own some other characters. I had two posters; one of all the live-action Autobots, and one of just Bumblebee. They didn't want to stay on my wall... Which means I have to go buy more poster-puddy and try again. I have both Autobot and Decepticon insignias on magnets and keychains. What is both frustrating and funny is when I wear the keychains, the Decepticon keychain loves to fall off. Many times now I have lost and found it, but never the Autobot. Wonder what that means? Now that I have watched all the transformers I can find, I cant wait to get my hands on the comics. I dont pretend to know everything transformers - I still have a lot to learn, and would love some help learning it. If you love transformers too, feel free to PM me and chat!
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