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97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and giant robots beating the slag outta each other!

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If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

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FACT: 4 people are killed each year by randomly falling vending machines.

The people in my life:

"It looks like a chicken with wings" "Dude, chickens HAVE wings"

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich" ~9th grade english teacher

"What is west of South Carolina?" "North Carolina?" "WEST" ~ 10th grade history teacher and a student

"I cant hear you, Im blind"

"Drinking soda makes you gay, so stop drinking soda" ~ Biology teacher (something about one of the ingredients in soda)

"Pirates are a bunch of men running around in tight pants and open shirts looking for jewelry" ~11th grade history teacher

"Does lubricant excite you?" ~Oceanography teacher (We were discussing ice drillers and how they use lubricant and anti-freeze)

"Then you could say 'I put my tampons in Bumblebee!'" ~ My mother (IT WAS A PENCIL CASE!!!! Nothing bad, really, just sounds... yeah)

"Ooh, whats this?" "A pad" "OH GOD!!!" ~ A guy friend and I (He gives my purse funny looks now...)


Quotes

"Im guessing by the spandex that you are here to stop me" ~ A monster, Power Rangers Ninja Storm

"You're a good ranger. A flake, but a good ranger" Tori to Dustin, Power Rangers Ninja Storm

"The quarry again? What is it, like, a monstercon over there?" Cam, Power Rangers Ninja Storm

"They couldn't find pointy ears at a Star Trek convention!" Divatox, Power Rangers Turbo

"Riiiight, because nothing says BLEND like a motorcycle driving itself" Bumblebee, Transformers Animated

"You're a motorcycle, cant you build an engine?" "You are a human, cant you build a small intestine?" Jack and Arcee, Transformers Prime

"An EVO and a human were working together to prove that EVOs and humans cant work together, so an EVO and a human worked together to stop them" Rex, Generator Rex

"A tank? Are you TRYING to draw attention to us?" "You're a fire truck with giant cannons. Yeah, that blends in so well" Optimus Prime and Scattershot, Transformers Cybertron

"You must get whiplash from changing moods so quickly!" Jolt, Transformers Cybertron

"Gentlemen, this is Starscream" "Hows the screamin', pal?" Megatron and Ransack, Transformers Cybertron

"Woah I think he's angry, he's breathing fire!" "Bro, he's a dragon. Its what they do" Coby and Bud, Transformers Cybertron

"Enough with the comic relief, lets do this!" Optimus Prime, Transformers Cybertron

"That's not fair, he's defying the laws of gravity!" Slapper, Transformers Robots in Disguise

"The very fabric of time is unraveling like sub-standard cloth!" A Quinteson, Transformers G1

"Dont panic yet. Stay calm 'till we know whats going on. Then we'll panic." Rodimus, Transformers G1


I'M A PROUD TRANSFAN!

I didn't realize until recently that I am a Decepticon fan. Of course I support the Autobots, and would be on if I were Cybertronian, but all my favorite mechs are 'cons. G1 Soundwave, because he is just so amazing. Armada Starscream, does he even need a reason? Prime Starscream, because he has sexy legs and and a voice to die for! My dream is to go to Botcon 2012, and also to own a Soundwave shirt. I already have three Aoutobot shirts. I have a Soundwave toy, and would love to own some other characters. I had two posters; one of all the live-action Autobots, and one of just Bumblebee. They didn't want to stay on my wall... Which means I have to go buy more poster-puddy and try again. I have both Autobot and Decepticon insignias on magnets and keychains. What is both frustrating and funny is when I wear the keychains, the Decepticon keychain loves to fall off. Many times now I have lost and found it, but never the Autobot. Wonder what that means? Now that I have watched all the transformers I can find, I cant wait to get my hands on the comics. I dont pretend to know everything transformers - I still have a lot to learn, and would love some help learning it. If you love transformers too, feel free to PM me and chat!

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Fumbling Toward Who We Are by JayRain reviews
As the third son of the Trevelyan family, Theo was a mistake, destined for the Chantry with no say in it. The only child of a Tevinter Magister, Dorian relinquished a life of power and privilege to redeem his homeland. The Inquisition brings them together to save the world; but they're also fumbling toward something else, something neither thought to find in all the chaos.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,677 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/5 - [Dorian, Trevelyan]
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 237,240 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Through the Stars by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
A rewrite of Season 4 to include Rose. Sequel to 'A Life with Rose'. Rose and the Doctor continue their journey through the stars… But it seems the universe has a message for the new couple and their friend Donna. Something big is coming... but what?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,884 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Let Me Hear You Whisper by Scancrasher reviews
At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,428 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
The Stick-Aft's Foil by ghost-writer-88 reviews
Jazz is a young, rookie saboteur in the Autobot Special Operations Division and he is on his way up... If only his latest mission would stop trying to go south. - Eventual Prowl/Jazz (Solar Spark 'Verse)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bumblebee, Jazz, Mirage, Prowl - Complete
Dead Past by Onlysomeofthetime reviews
Ratchet was set to graduate from the Praxus University of Medicine and Technology the week after the city fell. Now, press-ganged into the Decepticon ranks, Ratchet struggles with his conflicting loyalties and the harsh demands of war. Ratchet origin fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,468 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Stronger Together by Zea T reviews
Sometimes two mechs light the world brightly on their own, but still stronger together. An anthology of my shorter ProwlxJazz one- and two-shots, universe varies, still updating to match recent additions to LiveJournal. Part 11: Overcharged
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,069 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
To See A World by Nightwing6 reviews
Pre-LOTR. Injured and alone, Legolas and Aragorn are forced to take refuge in a wintry foreign land. But when darkness encroaches from within and without, they learn refuge can become a deadly trap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 254,456 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
No Rhyme or Reason by steelcrash reviews
Logic dictates a reason for everything. Sometimes things happen with no valid explanation. Prowl is going to learn this the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Prowl, Springer
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,152 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer
Wolf By the Ears by Thornwitch reviews
TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,093 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 330,614 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010
New Recruit by xRae Asakurax reviews
G1 AU, Slash. The last thing Adam "Prowl" McCallen wanted was a new partner, but he very quickly found there was far more to the Detroit police recruit Jasper Miles than at first was apparent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,418 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
One Human, One Spark by Whozawhatcha reviews
What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 404,988 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Arcee, Wheeljack, Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
Two Days by The Emcee reviews
Optimus has been back for two days and no one has seen him or Cade. What could they be up to? Hm… Slash Optimus/Cade
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Cade Y., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Dark of the Night by Rapidfyrez reviews
Things had finally started to go his way. Optimus had his memories back, the cons hadn't appeared in weeks. Life was finally looking good for Jack. Of course, then he had to walk home at night...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,023 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Jack D. - Complete
Should Have Known Better by Gimme-Chan reviews
A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Next Life by Kaimaler reviews
A human cruiser; Corsair Escion, crash lands on Cybertron, the homeworld of mechanical beings. The Captain saved the crew while sacrificing herself, or so she had thought. Time grows short as the Captain fears she will never survive to see home again. Rated M for violence and language, nothing explicit!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,588 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010 - [Optimus Prime, OC] Sentinel Prime
Spec Ops Mission 98: Jazz's Interrogation at Soundwave's Pedes by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Soundwave x Jazz, Prowl x Jazz)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,246 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Jazz, Prowl, Soundwave
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Prowl's Journal by Tiamat1972 reviews
Captured by the Decepticons, six Autobots must struggle to survive their strange circumstances.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
The Long Road Home by Moonofwinds reviews
Ratchet falls for the Twins when they are gladiators enslaved to the Tarn's arena. Even as they become Autobots it's an uphill battle for these three lovers as not even the Twins' own brother, Red Alert, believes they can be trusted. (Runs concurrently-ish with The Road Less Travelled By). Explicit M. Pairings: Twins/Ratchet, Jazz/Prowl, Optimus/Ironhide, etc.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
What makes you tick by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TF Prime. One Autobot, one Decepticon, an unfortunate encounter with MECH and an entangled web none of them meant to happen. An Arcee and Knock Out story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,698 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Arcee, Knock Out
Day By Day by Katea-Nui reviews
A series of one shots and two shots found in multiple verses of the Transformers universes. Ratings will vary, but there are M rated ones so therefore the entirety is rated M. Multiple slash pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,712 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ratchet
Change of Protocol by Answerthecall reviews
G1. AU. Could the Autobots really raise a human child? If so, what kind of person would that human grow up to be? Optimus Prime and the residents of The Ark are about to find out the answers. Answers that come in the form of a human infant found in the remains of a home decimated by the Decepticons. CANCELED. Check profile for reasons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,769 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Optimus Prime, OC, Bumblebee
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
High Stakes Wager by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Soundwave saved Starscream's second life and asked for nothing in return. Nothing, except for everything he had to give. A lot can change between death and life, relationships are no different. Sticky slash PWP. WaveScream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Roommates by AnziPanzi reviews
MTMTE-verse There were quite a few things that annoyed Cyclonus. There were the obvious things; dirt in transformation seams, public displays of affection, people judging him. And then there was the newest addition to his list; chatty roommates. But maybe there were some perks to having a roommate. Tailgate/Cyclonus, MA, sticky, seemingly turning into a multi-chaptered story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,306 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Blaze of Glory by Cyndi reviews
It was better than watching a burial. .o. Danceverse, OptimusxMikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] Ratchet - Complete
Cybertronian Nights by TheInamorato reviews
A collection of stories set in post TFA Season 3 Cybertron, centered around Kaon's hottest new brothel, Inamorato, operated by the madams Arcee and Strika. Pairings: Lock/Prowl, Blackout/Barricade, Meg/SS, plus a lot of one night stands, rare pairings and G1/Bayverse/Comics imports. Plenty of kink with multiple plots and all the feels! Warnings: sticky, dubcon, noncon, drug abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 255,754 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Prowl
Wild Ones by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz knew having a Crime Boss for an Ex would come back to bite him in the aft...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,961 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Humiliation by brohne reviews
The Lambo twins take advantage of an opportunity to exact revenge on Prowl. Thoroughly humiliated Prowl retreats further into his work and it's up to Jazz to show him that there is nothing to be ashamed of. Warnings for dub-con/non-con.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Prowl, Jazz
Uneasy Elements by cheekylittlelass reviews
Sequel to an Uneasy Alliance. Starscream's power and arrogance have grown even greater as he settles into his leadership over the Decepticons. Now he wants Alexis to rejoin him, on a special mission...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Grasping a Chance by Gatekat reviews
Knights of Light, Jazz/Prowl When an aimless young saboteur and a gifted but unhappy tactician crash land on a world far from home, their suddenly new lack of choices may be the best thing that has ever happened to them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hard-to-Reach Places by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
Tailgate comes back filthy after a fruitless recon mission and needs a little help getting clean. IDW's MTMTE Comic-verse, sticky NSFW, Tailgate/Cyclonus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Orns of a tactician by silberstreif reviews
Prowl is logical, loyal and lonely. Most see in him an emotionless tactician, who does not feel anything as he sends soldiers to their death. Jazz may discover that there is more to the SIC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
A World Gone Crazy by Thalanee reviews
A collection of drabbles, short stories and arcs, belonging with some written in an AU for the prowlxjazz-challenge. Chapter 2: There's a reason Jazz wanted Prowl to learn about creative ways in self- defense
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Fly On the Wall by Nothing But A Blurr reviews
Prime, AU. — Knock Out gets a visitor that just won't leave. — Knock Out / Insecticon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Knock Out
Life of a Datsun by Maverick1997 reviews
A story following Prowl's life, starting with the orn he came online in a laboratory and going right up until his time on earth. Rated for later content. Later: ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,396 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Psycho by BooLoo2 reviews
Jazz is a less than stable criminal, and Prowl is an upstart enforcer determined to stop him. However, life, and Jazz's unusual quirks, has other plans for the young enforcer. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Heavy in Your Arms by pl2363 reviews
Jazz falls in love with his best friend, which seems perfect until Prowl admits to a past mistake. Will they each come to terms with how they view love and overcome the obstacles in their path to a perfect union? *Slash/Angst/Hurt/Comfort*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Bathing with Eradicons by JenKristo reviews
TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,921 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons
Double Trouble in Red and Yellow by Katea-Nui reviews
One of Wheeljack's secret weapons goes awry, and the Seekers find themselves in a situation they never quite expected... Parenthood. Rating may change, but probably not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,926 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sunstreaker, Skywarp
Went Too Far by FuziPenguin reviews
They don't know what changed, but this time the Decepticons went too far.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Home Is Where The Hatchet Is by Katea-Nui reviews
Starting from when Sunny and Sides first join the Ark's crew. Future Twins/Ratchet. Minor pairings on the side. pr0nz and slashing. You have been warned. Don't like, don't read. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet
Just This Once by fluting-through-life reviews
Starscream has been left behind by his faction with no hope of making it back to his base. But a certain Autobot leader takes pity on him and lends him a helping servo... in more ways than one. Happy sticky slash. Don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Shimmer by Katea-Nui reviews
After being offed by Galvatron and stuck in an etheral form, Starcream finds himself craving companionship and falling in love with the least likely former enemy. Star/Sides and WTF-ery. PURE CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Tainted by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Ten years ago Feliciano made a promise not to tell, but now he's finding that promise hard to keep. AU and sexual abuse of a minor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,397 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Queen Of the Machine by Eren-get-in-my-jaeger reviews
For Mikaela, being thrust into a Cybertronian body promises a life full of thrill and danger. Too bad that's already her nature. Sequel to "We All Fall Down."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,879 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mikaela B., Optimus Prime - Complete
A Medic's Last Hope by SethBlackwolf reviews
A medic is supposed to heal the injured. One broke this rule. The bloody Chop-Shop, Decepticon CMO. He was known for his cruelty. Suddenly he dissapeared. Where did he go? And Ratchet? The slag will it the fan.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Psycho Kitty by Rogue Blade reviews
Rajah really doesn't like Aladdin.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Rajah - Complete
Ides of March by Nan00k reviews
Someone is trying to kill Prowl. The culprit may just be too close for comfort. G1. Jazz/Prowl, oneshot for pjlover666.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Yes, Opposites Attract by TransFanFreak101 reviews
Sunstreaker was done. Completely and utterly done. And it was entirely that fragging oblivious Ratchets fault. Yet, opposites do attract... Cute oneshot based on a photo from DeviantART
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Need You Want You Hate You Love You by Katsuko1978 reviews
They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream
Domain of Glass: Into The Dark by DarkForgiveness reviews
Prowl travels to the Dark Parts in Kaon in search of his split spark twin that was taken from their home when he was barely an orn old. However Bluestreak, not knowing the entire truth of his heritage is frightened and Prowl is left in a dangerous area...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 67,306 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Communication by TheBeautifulStuff reviews
Soundwave really misses spoken Cybertronian.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Blaster, Soundwave
Rewards Sequel by Camfield reviews
Bluestreak made a deal, and he always follows through.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Turning Point by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,419 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Neverland by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
AU MOVIE BAYVERSE: He was blind to everything. Blindly loyal the duty of a dead creed, blind to his own emotion, but also blind to the one who cared and hoped when all others did not. ShockwaveXRed Alert
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shockwave - Complete
Phenomenon by MoonWallker reviews
When someone thinks that it can't get any worse than this, fate has a funny way of telling you, oh yes it can. All of the chapters are beta'd!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Rewards by Camfield reviews
Reason number 48 to have sex, rewarding for good behavior. Sideswipe deserves a reward. Bluestreak obliges.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sideswipe, Bluestreak - Complete
Tricks Of The Mind by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Sideswipe asks Ratchet to fix him. There's more to the scene than meets the eye, though...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
A Destiny Defined by dellykins reviews
Jazz never wanted the life planned out for him, and tries to forge a different path for himself. Destiny has other plans. Feudal A/U. Jazz/Soundwave, Jazz/Prowl. Mech-preg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Running Wild by MyNameIsJag reviews
Usually fractions take bots who sign up with them, but Mirage and a few others are sent to retrieve a certain tracker from a planet filled with wild animals including the tracker himself. But what happens when he doesn't want to go with them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hound, Mirage
Ways To Marry by Lunar Mist reviews
My Valentine's story that will follow the individual lives of four femmes and mechs as they look for their life-mates. Four one-shots. Bots/OCs If you've read my other stuff, you'll recognize them. Enjoy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jazz - Complete
Dazzling By Your Door Wings by SilverIcy reviews
Jazz was totally obvious to Prowl's attempted courtships on him. All types of modern Praxian courtship that Prowl tried and failed. Well, It looks like a desperate times call for desperate measure. His last resort was? Seduce Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
When Sentience meets WRB by Darkeyes17 reviews
X-over Complete one-shot: Requested by Aniay. Charlie, Bailey, Max, and Atom are warped myseriously into another universe, where Cybertronians have crashed onto the Earth. What changes does Atom undergo with Wheeljack around? No slash.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Real Steel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Ratchet, Max K. - Complete
The Transformer Kids by MissCHSparkles reviews
Set in Armada verse. The battle for Minicon's rages on. But not enough for some. But the plot by Sideways to sabotage the Autobots goes awry, leaving some very interesting results. New chapter, Megatron corners Alexis but what does he want?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,652 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009
Heart of Oz by SilveryBeing reviews
UPDATED chp 18! Dorothy is all grown up but has lost everything during the Great Depression. A chance storm has landed her in Oz. Some things have changed over the years, including her feelings for a certain King of Oz. But will she stay or will she go?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Dorothy G., The Scarecrow
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Surviving Changes by MyNameIsJag reviews
A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Prowl
Twinning the Hatchet, redux by ryagelle reviews
This is a rewrite of the original Ratchet/Twins fic, hopefully something more in line with the overall storyline as it has developed and with my current writing style. Warnings for stickyfic and Sideswipe being a jerkface.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
The Things We Do For Love by Thalanee reviews
You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Blurring The Lines by The lunatic who cares reviews
G1/07Movie cross, set pre war in a very AU world. The cost of fighting for the freedom of all is slavery and Hound finds himself alone, bought by a Lord Seeker to serve in his household. Expecting the worse, Hound discovers not all Masters are that bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,280 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Everything Will Change by pl2363 reviews
Soundwave has done what he has to in order to survive in a warrior's world, while Blaster wonders if he'll ever find love. Things start to change for each of them the more time they start to spend together. *slash*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,285 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Soundwave, Blaster - Complete
A Long Road by Merisel reviews
The Autobots' idyllic life on Earth comes to an end when Starscream returns with more Decepticons.AN This fic will contain occasional smut, violence, angst, character death, etc.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,101 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/2/2007
Comforting Silence by Acidgreenflames reviews
After the incident in Tarn, Sideswipe is settling quite happily into Ratchet's life in Iacon. Sunstreaker on the other hand, needs some reassurance that everything is going to be okay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Toys story by FF Demon reviews
The twins learn something about Ratchet's past after they discovers a box in his closet. Warning : Mention of mass killing of mechs and sparklings. Slash Sunstreaker/Ratchet/Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rescue by Foxbear reviews
Outnumbered and alone, an Autobot war unit lands on an uninhabited planet looking for a chance to even the odds. What they find there is far more dangerous than they could have imagined, and far more powerful than they ever dared hope. T for violence
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Annabelle L., Drift - Complete
Release by Camfield reviews
Sometimes you need to remember what it was you did before the war. Mature - Sticky. Masturbation, Oral and Sex.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Show Another Me by Keelywolfe reviews
TF:Prime. Optimus is supposed to be resting but how can he when someone else is still awake, too? There really needs to be about a hundred stories based on the awesome episode Stronger, Faster. Here's another one. Optimus/Ratchet. SLASH. Warning: Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Poisonous Spell by renegadewriter8 reviews
A LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 25- Prompt: Instant Attractions / In the unlikeliness of places, they met, only to be separated again / Rating now M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,620 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Deliverance by IlikeSTRANGEpairings reviews
Sequel to Cage and Prisoner. Decepticons have control of Cybertron, and Elita has lost the will to fight the troops that take the female Autobots as slaves. Can Elita get Galvatron to remember her? And what of their daughter's fate? Galvatron x Elita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Elita One, Galvatron
Heat Cycle by Transformersfan524 reviews
Ratchet's in the middle of a heat cycle and the others mechs help him. Ratchet/multiple, eventually Ratchet/Optimus Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,307 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
At All Costs by Gatekat reviews
Jazz/Prowl/Soundwave. Everyone is used to Jazz as the former Con, but what if we go with IDW's origin for Megatron and the war and Prowl, a former low-ranked city planner/inspector angered by the glass ceiling sided with them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,027 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Security Net by Transformersfan524 reviews
After a Decepticon attack on the Autobot base, Ratchet is assumed dead. The other Autobots have no idea he is a Decepticon prisoner. Optimus Prime/Ratchet slash mechpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,706 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
The Ties That Bind by DragonDancer5150 reviews
In the early days of the war, a young engineering student and a medical intern are thrust together for survival when their school becomes a battleground. A longlasting friendship is born in smoke & terror. G1 continuity. Rated for battle scenes. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,943 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
The Best Medicine by Keelywolfe reviews
Transformers: Prime Universe; A Prime, a medic, and a bad temper get stuck in a cave. Hey, come on, this cliché is so popular, they even did it on the show! Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Ball and Chain by Gimme-Chan reviews
AU/crack. Prowl is assigned as ambassador in a foreign territory. The Emperor of the territory is pleased with Prowl and gifts him a slave...Jazz. Prowl doesn't want a slave, however, Jazz is more than willing to please his new master...summary inside
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
All or Nothing by Gatekat reviews
G1 AU. Jazz/Prowl. Lord Prowl is a young royal of Praxus. He has no idea the visit of his creator's favorite musician will change everything in his life. Lord Jazz of Protihex is even more clueless.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Feeling Forgiveness by Darkeyes17 reviews
Third Arc in the 'Feelings' series. Mirage and Hound have a fight, and Mirage leaves with the words hanging between them. When he goes missing on a mission, can Hound find a way to forgive himself? And to forgive his lover? T will be M, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Desks are fun! by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Spin-off from ARC 2 of the 'feeling' series. Bluestreak was only too glad that the desk was wide enough to hide his doorwings...and to hide him from Prime. Sticky! Slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Arranged by the Stars by femme4jack reviews
When Spike is upset about the arranged marriage of his favorite Peruvian princess, Jazz helps the human understand cultural differences regarding love and commitment. Story takes place in 1986 and 6-million years ago. Rating now M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Something You Miss by Keelywolfe reviews
Transformers: Prime Universe. Set after the episode 'Con Job', Ratchet really shouldn't drink too much of Wheeljack's energon. Worse things might happen than a processor ache. Slash. Ratchet/Optimus. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
At Last by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: The twins get their medic. Sexual frustration comes to a boil and leaves these mechs melting. Sticky smexing inside, Ratchet/Twins. Request for Katea-Nui.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Aggravation by RainbowFang reviews
Sam and Megatron meet up once again on the internet, and Optimus joins in for some more idiocy. Then there's the twist...Vulgar language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Megatron, Sam W.
Bully by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
Oh Cruel Fate by AutobotV reviews
After suffering at the hands of the Decepticon Warlord Optimus thinks his life is doomed to a never ending cycle of hulmilation and shame. Afraid to turn to his friends for help he suffers alone. Will fate ever grant him mercy? WARNING! ANGST NONCON MxM!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,950 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Last Resort by BooLoo2 reviews
When all else fails to break your prisoners, there's always…that. Warning: Light crossover slash and movie bashing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Feeling Alive by Darkeyes17 reviews
1st in the "Feeling" series. G1: After Sunstreaker's near death experience, Ratchet is shaken. The twins chase his doubts away with a night of intimacy. Ratchet/Twins sticky hurt/comfort sex. RP'd with Katea-Nui.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Fracture Mechanics by unknown ghost author reviews
How mechs and factions break apart, and the choices that drive both to their furthest limits. Realities for everyone are redefined and nothing is as it seems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Imperium in Imperio by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Praxian mechs from Prowl's past appear on Earth, secretly endangering the crew, especially the twins. Prowl must save the twins and face his love for both Jazz and Prime. Who will he choose, and why do the twins mean so much to him? AU elements.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 117,334 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Play Dates in Tara Lynden's Sandbox by femme4jack reviews
Gift fic for Help Japan auction winner and all around amazing author Tara Lynden. The continued adventures of Jazz and Prowl trying to keep the humans innocent about what really goes on in the depths of the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Intense by vericus reviews
There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Best Is Yet to Come by Sideslip reviews
Jazz forces Prowl to confront his deepest fears and then teaches the tactician a lesson he will never forget. The question then becomes, what will Prowl do next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Seduced via Saboteur by Gimme-Chan reviews
Chapter 3! Jazz isn't use to such challenges when nabbing a lover. Prowls not use to...being groped. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Knock on Wood by Lament of Meow reviews
The Allspark lies within Sam, regaining its power and watching through his eyes. When it sees the chance to help with Ratchet's request to see sparklings again, it manages to blow the whole situation up spectacularly. BeeSam RatchTwins ProwlJazz BlueJack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2008
Four Letter Word by Moonofwinds reviews
How Jazz and Prowl came together. Now COMPLETE! Happy New Years!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Rise by Oni-Gil reviews
The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,018 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Addicted to You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz has the kind of addiction he doesn't want cured. It's under his armour, dug deep in his spark, and drives him wild with every thought. His drug of choice is Prowl, and like the addict he is, he wants his fix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Sanctum by Shyrstyne reviews
Prowl finds himself switching between two Ark's. One a secure, light hearted paradise... the other a garish nightmare from which there is no escape.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Halo - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
One Disaster Less by orgasmicgratz reviews
One little moment can change everything. -Outliving Extinction AU. confusion alert.-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Mirage, Hot Rod
Spare Parts by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer oneshots and drabbles, inspired by various things. Now up: Spare Parts I, and The List including prologue, #84, and #162 .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
A Season of Forgiveness by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Happily ever after is not assured and has to be worked hard for. Prowl and Jazz try to find hope, peace, and love during the Christmas season.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Prepare To Hate Me by Peregrine Princess reviews
Until recently, Red X has made his presence scarce, only appearing every once in a while to steal something valuable. Lately, he's set his sights on something a little different: not money or jewelry, but Starfire of the Teen Titans. Red/Star/Rob BB/Rae?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Starfire, Red-X
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Earth, Wind and Fire by The lunatic who cares reviews
Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Alienated by Gixxer Pilot reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Flashes of Black and White by Bluebird Soaring reviews
Various moments of the life and times of my favorite Autobots, Prowl and Jazz. My response to the PxJ community Halloween challenge. A mission gone terribly wrong, and now Prowl and Jazz get to spend quality time in a Con brig. More drabbles to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Costumes: Cloaks And Doorwings by Aozoran reviews
Jazz manages to convince Prowl to try on a costume for Halloween with unexpected and rather amusing results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Desire: A Reason To Breathe by Aozoran reviews
Eighth In The 'Desire' Series: An mission gone wrong, forces Prowl and Jazz to confront the feelings that exist between them. With interesting results...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Cage by IlikeSTRANGEpairings reviews
G1, She was a prisoner in her own base, and her liberator was the mech she'd least expect. MegatronxElita
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Megatron, Elita One
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Crash Into You by unknown ghost author reviews
Prowl is unwittingly caught up in a new Decepticon plot, this one mysteriously going back to the very beginnings of Cybertronian history and unleashing a dangerous new threat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 249,967 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Explosions by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1; Jazz has a little secret about his work that Prowl happily exploits
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Experiences by Ithilas reviews
MovieVerse The Decepticons found the Witwicky family when Sam was only eight. What kind of life do you live when you've been raised by an Autobot named Bumblebee?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,706 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
First Impressions by orgasmicgratz reviews
Post 2007 Movieverse, G1 intros. Skywarp finds and accidentally saves a human and everything goes to hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,977 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Skywarp, Hot Rod - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Close Encounters by Shyrstyne reviews
Red vs. Blue based with a smattering of unnamed Transformers. Most of the Reds minus Donut and Church have a close encounter of third kind. The giant transforming robot kind.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Transformers: Chat Room by Metal-Gear-Eva reviews
G1. A bunch of Autobots in a chat room. Very silly. Need I say anymore :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
The Family You Choose by Katsuko1978 reviews
As the war intensifies, there are still reminders of just what the Autobots are fighting for. 2007 movie-verse with some G1 guest stars, very much AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Ratchet, Starscream
Interfacing has no enemies by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Life was boring for the female Autobots on Cybertron, but when a certain tall, dark and handsome Decepticon jet falls into their hands, things definitely get a lot more interesting… and ardent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,448 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Thundercracker - Complete
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Captured by Limmet reviews
AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Domestic Liberation by Lnzy1 reviews
Alternate G1. It is suggested by many experts that if you ever find yourself kidnapped or taken hostage, it is always a better choice to cooperate with the assailant to avoid injury, but does this rule apply to alien abductions as well?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,992 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chains by Katsuko1978 reviews
Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Rules of the Ark by vericus reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Hands Free by Cyndi reviews
Jazz was suddenly glad for soundproof walls. .o SLASH ProwlxJazz, TFA, takes place after Life is a Tree o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Salvation by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Prowl is injured and Jazz has to take care of him and find a way to slip past the Decepticons before they are found.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Enough by Dreaming of Everything reviews
--Gen, OC, 1st person-- I expected to live an ordinary life: I was wrong. I was kidnapped, captured, by Decepticons. They needed a human hostage. I knew I was going to die. I didn't know when. And I lived with that... It changes you. This is my story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Life is a Tree by Cyndi reviews
Each root and limb connected to the same trunk. .o TFA ProwlxJazz, sequel to Light o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,261 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Fluoxetine Hydrochloride by Lament of Meow reviews
Ratchet's feeling a bit depressed after the hardships of being a war-medic get to be too much for him. The Twins try and find a way to help him out of his funk. Ratchet/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Ray of Starlight reviews
As a CSI Peyton knew how to process evidence, follow the clues and catch the bad guy, but when a kickass Peterbilt is thrown into the mix she finds herself biting off more than she can chew. Movieverse. Rated for language. COMPLETE/In-Progress Editing.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,750 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Missing You by ryagelle reviews
Gift fic for whiner, based on her lovely pic 'Sleepyhead'. Post Unexpectedly Blue, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, slash, G1, warnings for mech smut. Thanks to VAWitch for the title!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
Misshapen Endeavors by Lament of Meow reviews
Enjoying a night off, Prowl and Jazz are abruptly interrupted by a crash-landing ship that holds a new alien race that no one's ever met before. Their biggest clue to the origins of this new species, however, seems to be this strange blue box...Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
All In a Day's Work by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is busy, but Sideswipe wants to play... Set between Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. G1, slash, PWP. Gift fic for hoppersnail on LiveJournal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Snowed In by ryagelle reviews
A blizzard strands Ratchet and the Lamborghini Twins in the mountains, with unexpected results. December contest winner on LiveJournal, G1, slash, unrelated to TtH or CC. It all belongs to HasTak, and I make no profit from it. Here ya go, whiner. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Socializing by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker somehow always manages to throw Ratchet for a loop without even trying. Oneshot drabble, complete crack, G1, mild slash. Must have read 'Cave Canem' or it makes no sense. All characters property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by Kirmon64 reviews
[07movieish] Soundwave's taken a break from his work as a communications monitor, and where does he go? To the bar that Blaster happens to work at, of course... [SWxB, smutfic]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Hide and Seek by Shini-666 reviews
Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
Voice in the Dark by vericus reviews
G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Under These Beltane Stars by Cyndi reviews
Their love gave birth. Sequel to Walls. Armada universe, OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
In Shadows by Cyndi reviews
Darkness suited him...but he didn't belong in it. Armada universe, OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The White Rose: Petals of Blood by Jessemudflap reviews
Never forget, Red, that happily ever after is only for the storybooks.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,240 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Boromir, Thou Shall Live by pmochizuki reviews
A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,373 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
You're Beautiful by RedXStarRob reviews
Star saves Red X from one of his own tricks. A songfic dedicated to D I WaRria and Valda. Best Authors EVER!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Starfire, Red-X - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Lothíriel by JunoMagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Evil: The Other Side by SocialButterfli reviews
Starfire has always been sweet and innocent. But when Slade realizes her power, he brainwashes her to become his next apprentice and the Titans can only watch as she embraces the other side. Is it possible that Starfire has become truly evil? RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,938 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Starfire, Robin
When The Angels Fell Silent by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
Star has a secret. One that wove a tangled web across planets, thousands of miles away. But now the secret is out and the web is falling apart and she doesn't know where to turn or who to trust. But the titans won't let her fall alone. RxS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Starfire
Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 179,142 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Cherry Blossoms in Winter by Princess Starfire of Tamaran reviews
Mild humor. Starfire's not sure where she belongs. The Titans are wonderful, but growing feelings for her leader are making her uncomfortable. A battle with Red X leaves her even more confused about her true place and where her affections lie. STARROB
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
Broken by Jessemudflap reviews
After Robin left the Teen Titans, Starfire changed. When he returns and sees what he did to her, he will do anything to make her love him again. StRob and some BBRae [ON HOLD]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004