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Joined 01-31-11, id: 2729767, Profile Updated: 06-05-18

Date of birth: Feb. 15 1985

Sex:Male

Name: If you knew me then you would know me

Favorite animal: Dragons and outher reptiles

love to read. like to play.

would love to have the Shinju Eyes


Elseworlds: In Elseworlds, heroes are taken from their usual settings and put into strange times and places. Some that have existed, some that might have existed, others that can't couldn't, or shouldn't exist. The end result is heroes that seem as familiar as yesterday are as fresh as tomorrow.


Quotes:

"Maybe, but few can say they tricked the Daimakaichō of hell? Plus this means my son is guaranteed a happy life..."Kushina giggled out. Oh My Ninja God!

"It all depends on them lad. I can fix ignorant, and I can handle dim-witted, but there's some village fools too stupid to cure, if you catch my drift, lad," Mr. Fetish

Ranma's Magic Hentai Shop: Getting A Home Visit From The Boss, And Akane Gets Her Temper Put On Ice. [Episode 207802]

"Hello! I am Sirizael and I'll be your banshee for the duration of the stay. Endless grief-stricken moaning begins at nine, chain-rattling at ten and lots of violent dwarven curses while I vainly attempt to get drunk will last from midnight to two. Is there anything I can do for you until then? Random partial manifestations? Demon dog shapechanging? Death portents?"

Tiger Stripes: Something Scary this Way Comes... [Episode 7436]

"And Lee, if you ever wake me up again and the hokage isn't summoning me, the village isn't under attack, or there is not a harem of bikini wearing women dancing down main street covered in tanning oil, I swear I am going to cut you into so many pieces your gonna make humpty dumpty look lucky. Do you understand?" Naruto Shadow Gale

"So Saintan walks into a bar." Hannibal Smith. The A-TEAM

"There is my God, Mr. Riddic." the holy man. Pitch black

"Nobody move, or I'll scrape off all her make-up! This could take a relly long time." Becka. Tank Girl

"Do you have an impackt drill?" Andrew Martin Bicenteneal man


10 rules of living with a dragon.

Do not disturb a sleeping dragon. If you have to, do it from way way over there away from the tail.Emotions run stronger in a dragon, they are elemental beings after all. Do not infuriate a red dragon unless you're fond of smelling like charcoal.If you think you might get airsick, do not ride a dragon.If you ride a dragon and do get airsick, absolutely positively do not get airsick on the dragon.Dragons have some catlike qualities such as taking naps, sharpening their claws, and eating stray animals that annoy them.Dragons can eat almost anything without harm. If you attempt to hit one with your bookbag, accept that it may eat your bookbag including the Akane can attest, trying to give the excuse that your dragon houseguest ate your homework is not going to score points with the teacher.Trying to get a dragon to go into the Nekoken is something to file under Very Very Bad breathing dragons can control their flame so as not to burn down buildings that they are in. Having fire extinguishers around until they learn how to do this is filed under Very Good If Belated Ideas.Catching a dragon by the tail means the end with all the teeth can reach you.


10 More Rules To Keep In Mind Around Dragons.

Do not startle a dragon, for you live in a flammable not annoy dragons, for you are crunchy and good with not try to forcefeed a fire breathing dragon a lot of water in an effort to put out its pilot light. Dragons do not have pilot lights. See also rule #2 and # not make a dragon throw up, for it is more disgusting than you'd care to not try to intimidate a dragon, it rarely works and see also Rule # not tell a dragon to piss off. He might take you up on it and that stuff will eat through not sic small animals like lions or tigers or bears on a dragon. At least if you're at all fond of the small animal in not tell a dragon you're going to take him to a vet and have him spayed or neutered. See Rules #1 and #2.Where does a dragon sleep? Wherever he wants to.What does a dragon eat? What don't they eat is the better question.


You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE


If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


If you are a nutjob, copy and paste this onto your profile, then put something totally random next to it. LEGOS WILL RULE THE WORLD! I AM EBIL! THIS IS NOT TYPO! PINEAPPLES!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC, gryphonsson,bookwyrm666

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.


You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end


Try to Read This

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!



Rules I like to Try and Live by:

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes!

Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

If it looks too good to be true, it’s best to shoot it, just in case.

In love and war, when you drop your guard is ALWAYS when you get your ass kicked.

At any emergency scene, find the biggest badass there and stay at least as far away from the fire/hazard/explosives/wild animal as he is.

When in doubt about how to deal with a situation, always choose love and understanding. When that won’t work, try violence.

People don’t listen to you 90 percent of the time anyway. The less you talk, the more weight your words will carry when you do.

Pizza is the universal comfort food. Don’t trust people who don’t like pizza.

"It's a thing," is always an adequate answer to the question, "Why do you do that?"

When someone’s return text word-count average drops consistently below four, stop texting. They don’t want to talk to you.

If someone won’t tell you to your face that they’re mad, then you have the right not to give a damn about whatever their beef is.

You're only as old as people guess you are.

It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

I have this little policy about honesty and ass-kicking... if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.


And now a sad poem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Ghostkit, Mist Lionshade, SkelexTheDarkAvenger, MischievousWolfofTwilight, Silver Winged Ninja Seraphim , Kamon Peach Fox, H-bomber, BookWurm666,


THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, ThymistaclesTenshi Namikaze, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, nepo92,bookwyrm666


If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile!


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


My Patronus is a Dolphin

Your patronus takes the form of a Dolphin. A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus.


I hate stereotyping.Mine are bolded:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.
My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.(He'd Avada you so fast but it'd so be worth it... I love me some sevvy:D)

I am autistic, So I must be stupid.

I am a state worker, so I must be corupt.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, add one and POST THIS!


Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Very true..

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: 2 year old child. Genuine reason, I've just got a new puppy so no longer have the time for the child. Also worried the child may bite the puppy. Child currently kept in a crate. Needs home by tomorrow or it'll be put to sleep. Thanks. YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO A CHILD SO WHY DO U SEE IT AS ACCEPTABLE TO DO IT TO A DOG? If you can't dedicate 10yrs to a dog, don't get one!! copy and paste if you agree!

Hue, A friend of mine in England, sent this to me and I thought it was very true - if you agree pass it along.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World,Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . .

Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much! Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things. Don't forget your User name. Magic Basher54986,BookWyrm666


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

(In my mind I was thinking BURN!)


1. My mother taught me CONSIDERATION.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Plain Awesome Quotes

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. All girls copy and paste

Can't spell EXECUTE without CUTE!!

There's no SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER. No, seriously if the killer laughs its called slaughter. If the killer doesn't laugh its a massacre.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..copy and paste this on your profile.


26 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'


Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Better yet, if you can't beat them at their own game, beat them with a stick instead.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"IF YOU CANT DO IT WITH ONE BULLET DONT DO IT AT ALL"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired ?.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

" To start press ANY key, where's the Any key ?"

Dont worry about death, the most warning any of us get is; "Mind the Bus!" "What bus?" SPLAT!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God created whiskey to keep the irish from conquering the world.

If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough

Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

If your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I

'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today; she's a virgin. That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are against the mean bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't do.


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Sage Among Titans by Kyuubi16 reviews
Thanks to his powerful chakra Naruto has continued to live throughout the years, gaining knowledge and mastery of his jutsu. Settling in Jump City New York he forms a team with five super individuals, but soon threats show up that not only threaten their lives, but their way of life and the world itself. Harem. No Angtsy, Emo, deuchebag or traitor Naruto in this cossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,117 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Starfire, Raven] Kitten
Go Go RWBY Rangers by WaterDragonMaverick reviews
Who hasn't wanted to be a superhero? Ruby and Yang get into something strange during their move into Beacon Academy for their next school year. They encounter a thief who attacks them and their roommates when they are in the park. After he sent monsters at them, things get troubling until they are saved and taken to a secret lab. What awaits these four girls next?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 236,838 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Stare of the Basilisk King by Zero Arashi Uchiha reviews
After being Bitten by the Basilisk in his second year at Hogwarts unbeknownst to Harry the basilisk had gifted him as the infusion of a phoenix's tears caused a chain reaction. in his 4th year the gift awakens within him, Small Harem, Powerful Harry, Hybrid Harry with Basilisk and Phoenix traits
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 93,365 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 5,412 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Naruto: Titan Problem by supremebandit reviews
Sasuke sets a trap, Naruto stops it, but Sasuke is not even a novice with seals, and space-time seals can cause anything to go wrong. Now in a new world, and with some new friends, a young Naruto will need to be kept under control as he regains his power. somewhat godlike Naruto. confusing subject...
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Raven
FiM:Equestrian Heroes! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Ending up in a world of magic Naruto must now must learn the customs and make the best of things in this strange new world. A story where laughter is shared, tears are shed, and the bonds of friendship and love are tested in this reimagining. Features Harem. Characters are Anthro in this.
Crossover - Naruto & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 284 - Words: 884,859 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy]
Gundread Kitsune by Kyuubi16 reviews
Reincarnated with his abilities and memories Naruto finds himself trapped on a ship of numerous beautiful women pirates. Good right? Not if count they live in an all women society and hate Men. Though when an old enemy shows up the two sides find themselves working together to survive. Especially when the descendant of the head of two societies becomes the target of said enemies.
Crossover - Vandread & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,946 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Dita L., Jura E., Meia G., Naruto U.]
RWUBY: DESPWS! by Kyuubi16 reviews
He would find her. No matter how long it took or who he had to cut down he would get revenge for what happened to his precious little one back. Even if it meant attending this academy and learning everything he could about the Grimm. Even if it meant forming bonds with the other students or four girls in particular.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,061 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Team RWBY]
The Wrath of a Woman Scorned by EDelta88 reviews
A Hidden Village is not a safe place for a little girl if nobody comes when she screams. One night the villagers went too far and now Konoha shall reap what it has sown. Dark!Fem!Naru Pairings: Decided but secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,966 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,671 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Naruko U.
A Gold Power by StraightedgeWingZero reviews
Darkness comes over Toyko-3 as the battle against The Angels continue. But one boy finds a golden light to cut through the darkness as he becomes the new Gold Ranger
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,574 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Shinji I., Rei A.
A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 1,213,814 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 3,856 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
Catnip by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 167 - Words: 616,402 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Tsunade's Plan by Animeharem reviews
I promised. A Naruto Adult harem with lemon and lime. think of this like Testament of the sister new devil but Naruto. equal amount of action and ecchi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/30/2021 - Naruto U., Anko M., Shizune, Tsunade S.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,235 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Tails of Change by Karou WindStalker reviews
It's the end of the third year and Harry's home for the holidays. The Dursley's are on holiday and Harry is studying over the summer, doing research on Animagus transformations. In this story, Tonks is two years younger than Canon. Rated M for Caution. This story is AU, and will include F/F relations, so be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,743 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Fleur D.] OC
Reading Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by Dylan Millwood reviews
Done with the permission of MothBallz, who did the base story, "Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi"
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Naruto Guardian Of The Mist by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
Banished as soon as Tsunade is brought back to The Leaf, Naruto is at a loss of what to do. However with Kakashi testing his affinities, Naruto finds he has more power than he ever thought. Watch Naruto's journey as he learns about himself and becomes The Guardian Of The Mist. Ice, lava and boil release Naruto and maybe wood later on. Semi-dark, grey smart, and strong Naruto. Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 4,071 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Naruto U., Mei T., Ameyuri R.]
Naruto: Life of a Shy Jinchuuriki Original by Uzumaki Ricky reviews
What if Naruto were shy, instead of a stubborn idiot like he is in canon? My take on Aengus' "Shy Naruto" challenge. Give it a try until after graduation before you decide whether or not you like it. Pairings: NaruHina, others undecided. Distcontinued. Be on the lookout for the rewrite!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,510 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Red and Gold by xxannylynn reviews
As Ryou is on holiday, he is attacked by a group of death eaters and uses the Shadows to fend them off. Voldemort catches wind of his powers and sets his sights on all of the Millennium Item Holders. Professor Dumbledore offers them sanctuary in Hogwarts, but what happens when Yugi, Malik, and Ryou realize that they aren't the only ones that can wield the power of the Shadows?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 174,042 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., R. Bakura
The Lucky Branwen by Shinobi of Greed reviews
When Raven left Taiyang and Yang she didn't leave by herself. She took her eldest child and Yang's twin brother with her. Flash forward seventeen years into the future, a tribe raised Naruto decides to meet his two sisters. Though is beacon ready for another headstrong Branwen?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,489 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Naruto U., Nora V.] - Complete
Link: Mage of Fairy Tail by Tenrousha reviews
After his defeat, Ganondorf attempts to drag Link into the dimension of his banishment with him. Link retaliates, but the result sends him hurling through dimensions to land in Earthland.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 442,804 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Link
Harry Potter - Vampire Hunter by FalcoSubbuteo reviews
Harry, master of death, is working as an unspeakable to hide the fact that he isn't ageing. One day he accidentally takes a trip through the veil of death, and lands in a very different London. Searching for any signs of magic or supernatural events he can find, he finds his way to Hellsing and joins them in order to protect the innocent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Seras]
naruto the zord summoner by angeal666 reviews
how would Naruto life be if he found zen-aku's mask and zen-aku manage to get him to Animarium what windows will open up for the young boy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,993 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/14/2019 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Hana I., Kurenai Y.]
Harry Potter and The Lust Genie by kenriot1214 reviews
Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a genie. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? The Genie is Desiree from Danny Phantom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 926,949 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 5/31/2021 - Harry P., Daphne G., Fleur D., N. Tonks - Complete
A Chance Encounter by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Harry was separated from the group when Death Eater's attacked the quidditch world cup and ended up running to someone a little early?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 3,804 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Gabrielle D.
Naruto and Sakura's five year mission by Cmartin-Panda Productions reviews
After several months of recovering from being taken hostage by the Borg, Starfleet want's Picard to have a pair of bodyguards on hand at all times. What he didn't expect, was getting those two bodyguards from a pre-warp planet full of Humans. The two 20 year old ANBU veterans, Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno, embark on a new adventure across the stars.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 303,376 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] B. Crusher, J. Picard
Heroes Across Time! Remade! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Based off of The Hero Fails timeline. The Goddess of Hyrule make Naruto an offer. If he helps the Heralds of Courage and Wisdom succeed, than they would use their power and influence to free the trapped Souls of the Hokages. Though, Naruto finds himself growing attached to this new world. Especially when the mischievous Din unlocks certain inhibitions. Remake. Narutoxharem.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Zelda, Naruto U.
Nora's a Mommy! by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
Nora, while rummaging around in the Beacon Academy kitchen for a late night snack, finds something in the cupboard that changes her whole life.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 147,997 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/11/2017 - Naruto U., Nora V.
Puppy Arc by blaiseingfire reviews
My name is Jaune Arc and I'm cursed. At least once a week, I am turned into a monster, a beast so horrifying tha- "Guys, Jaune turned into a little puppy again!" "Arf!" Yeah... what she said. (Coverart by KegiSpringfield)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Jaune A.
Harry Potter of the Elite 4 Fully Revised by 61394 reviews
when playing his cousins video game Harry bonds with the pokemon he catches and doesent want to delete them and in the largest burst pf accidental magic brings them into the wizard world ministry of moron bashing and quarter of the Weasleys
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,221 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P.
The Long Path Home by Grounders10 reviews
Waking up in a strange forest is unusual for anyone. Waking up in the body of pony pushes it passed strange into the twilight zone. For someone from Nerima though, it might as well be thursday. When the wrecking crew finds themselves in a strange new world they'll have a long way to get home.
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,540 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 7/13/2016
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
Adventures of the Equestrian Ninja by hussbek reviews
At the valley of the end, Naruto and Sasuke clashed with their best jutsus resulting in Naruto dying in the process. Kami sends him to a new world to live a new life. Join Naruto in his adventures with the mane six and others through the land of Equestria. Marem with Mane 6 and others
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 237,192 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 11/13/2021 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U.
Old VersionDiscontinued RWBY: Kitsune no Reaper by IreJasmine reviews
DISCONTINUED, REBUILD VERSION IS UP UNDER SAME NAME. Old Version will stay as it is for memories sake.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,200 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Naruto U., Blake B., Winter S., Velvet S.]
A different tale of Ash Ketchum! by Robin.exe reviews
A story request by ghost509. Rated M to be safe! Pairings Ash x Female Lucaio x Female Ninetails x Female Gardevoir x Female Blaziken. Pokemon who were abandon by their trainers, are being given to Ash ketchum, a 14 year old who is just starting his pokemon journey! Can he get them to trust him and become close friends to another on his quest?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 608,837 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 11/8/2021 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Blaziken/Bursyamo, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Lucario]
The Lions Den by SaphireDolphin reviews
What happens when 1st year Gryffindors cause an accident in the common room? New temporary housing, resulting in Harry, Ron, and Hermione staying with Professor McGonogall in her quarters. Inspired by A Lioness and Her Cubs, by hermionewiz27. All characters belong to J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M.
Proud and Clothes by KingBeasta reviews
Satsuki is very proud and respected person and demands it but when she finds a cripple naruto she wants him to join her team while everyone wondering why does she want a cripple satsuki sees something into him Naruto x Satsuki Crippled Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/7/2021 - Published: 11/2/2016 - [Naruto U., Satsuki K.]
Le Sirènes of the Triwizard Tournament by Fortune's Phantom reviews
Fortune has always favored Harry Potter, but she is a fickle mistress and often takes just as much as she gives. Follow Harry as she fights to fulfill her destiny after the path that was planned so carefully for her is shattered by those with only the best of intentions. Sometimes when one door closes another opens, other times you have to make a hole.-Fem/Genderbent Harry,Femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,119 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 10/1/2021 - Published: 5/5/2009 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] N. Tonks
HARRY'S SECOND DESTINY by Potterwing reviews
The Dursleys Go to Japan on a business trip and unfortunately for them they have to take Harry with them. Find out what happens to him. This is A Harry Potter/Sailor Moon Story Serena/Darien Harry/Hotaru other pairings will Come later
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,053 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Harry P.
The God of Destruction comes to Remnant by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
They tried to destroy him. They failed. He was changed. Thrown into an unknown world of bloody evolution. Now he must make his way through this new land and show just why he is known as a god of destruction and the King of the Monsters. May God help them all. Faunus Godzilla!
Crossover - Godzilla & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,900 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 9/6/2021 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Godzilla, Velvet S., Team RWBY, Coco A.
The Fox and the Flute by Nightshade329 reviews
Tayuya survives her battle with Shikamaru and Temari. She is taken to Konoha for treatment and in exchange for protection from Orochimaru she supplies Konoha with info, and a certain blonde ninja shows her what it's like to care for another person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
A Kitsune In Remnant by Reddevel360 reviews
After a brief but destructive war between Remnant and the Element Nations both governments agreed to a truce. Ozpin, ever the peace keeper, offered to house a person of EN's choice in hope of improving relations. Naruto was the unlucky guy that they picked. So now thousands of miles behind potential enemy lines be has to work at being back at school while trying to survive -Hiatus-
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,748 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 8/19/2021 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Reward by whackybiscuit reviews
Commissioned by Anonymous. After defeating Sabrina and earning the Marsh Badge, Ash is allowed a reward for all Sabrina had put him and his friends through and he makes it count! Teen Ash! AshxSabrina!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/8/2021 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume] - Complete
The Next Great Adventure: Dead Man Talking by PixelKind413 reviews
"To the well-organized mind, Death is but the next great adventure." When Harry wakes up in the world of Remnant, he quickly comes to the conclusion that he's either really bad at dying, or the best there ever was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,012 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Harry P., Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Intriguing Case of Ruby and Red by Christopher Scott reviews
Ruby Rose: Optimistic, Likes Weapons, Socially Awkward. Red Rose: Terrifying, Always Armed, Not Particularly Unfriendly For The Most Part. Official Statement: Unfortunately, they share the same body. Fortunately, they seem to be on our side. Caution suggested. AU caused by the first Red Trailer, among other things. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,351 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/31/2021 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Ruby R., Penny P., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Will of the Dragon by EmmaJayem reviews
The dragon war is over, and Berk is slowly being rebuilt. But as Chief Hiccup and his friends soon discover, they aren't the only one's Drago has hurt. Young Naruto bears the scars left by the madman, and it's up to the villagers of Berk to save him. But when a new threat arises from afar, will Naruto become the savior for the island he now calls home? DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,326 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Asset 009 by BigBadBangingBULLET reviews
The world of Remnant, as war-torn, hatred filled, Grimm invested place imbedded with evil, yet there is a semblance of light in the eyes of humanity and faunus alike, when men play god. They do not know how they will affect the world around them and the people within it for only time will dictate if their 'hero' will be their salvation or very destruction. Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/27/2021 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Bijū/Tailed Beasts, Naruko U., Penny P., Winter S.
My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,124 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 5,611 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
The Legend of Zelda: Interloper of Time by Curious Kitsune654 reviews
We all know the tale of Hyrule. Evil arises, a boy clad in green wielding the sword of evil's bane appears to defeat it, the evil is sealed away, and the process repeats. But... what if hyrule was without it's green clad savior. Well thankfully the goddesses were smart enough to have a plan b "Wait, we have a plan B?" ...Never mind.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 110,483 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/8/2021 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Saria, Naruto U.
Helping Hands by GrimGrave reviews
It's a well-known fact that Yang Xiao-Long is fiercely protective of her little sister; no suitor is good enough for her in the brawler's eyes, but she can't be around Ruby as much as she wants. So Blake and Weiss offers to help Yang by keeping a close eye on Ruby. Out of the kindness of their hearts, of course. Rated M for strong adult themes, NSFW.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/2/2021 - Published: 4/14/2019 - [Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S.]
The Ultimate Familiar by Shadowflame013 reviews
Years have past since the Black Comet incident. Shadow, seeking for answers for his purpose in life, decides to roam in the wilderness in a spiritual journey. What he doesn't expect, being summoned by a half-elf and becoming her familiar. Taking the new world around him, he decides to stay and protect her, due to her resemblance of a late friend, eventually finding love.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,214 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Shadow, Tiffania] [Saito, Louise] - Complete
A New Hero's Arc by Z-END99 reviews
When Jaune was younger, he was trained by four incarnations of his past lives. Now destined to become a Hero of his time and with memories and experiences, he will show the World of Remnant the power of the Hero's Spirit. Stronger/More Competent Jaune. Lancaster
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,513 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/22/2021 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Link, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
RWBY: A Huntress's Amnesia by SeraShadow reviews
An unknown girl (OC) with white hair and purple eyes wakes up in the middle of Forever Fall forest with no clue who she is or how she got there. Professor Ozpin nor his companions have any clue who she is, so like he did with Ruby Rose, the headmaster decides to enroll the mystery girl in Beacon. Follow her adventures through Remnant as she tries to pick up the pieces of her past.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 199,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 1/24/2019
Harry Potter and the Phoenix of Beacon by shadowtiger23 reviews
Harry fell through the Veil at the Ministry and landed on the island of Patch. He's nursed back to health by the Ruby, Yang and Taiyang. With no clue on how to return to his world, he decides to become a Hunter. Blessed with new abilities as well losing old ones, Harry rises through the world of Remnant. But will he ever return home?
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,280 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 3/24/2021 - Published: 11/17/2016
Overlord Rules with Uzumaki Naruto by Kyuubi16 reviews
A spoof of the Evil Overlord rules with Naruto as an Evil Overlord. 250 plus rules lamp-shaded plot devices, cliche, and other tropes that are literally older then dirt.
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/16/2021 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 1,973,032 - Reviews: 17307 - Favs: 10,052 - Follows: 9,160 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Tales of the Rabbit God by Kiss-Shot reviews
The war had ended and he sealed up Kaguya inside of him. Now years later, with nothing left for him in his own dimension, he leaves his land to embark on a new adventure into the unknown.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,939 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō., Ur M.
KitsuneX The Storm Rolls Forth by godospartan the Kitsune reviews
Naruto runs from Konoha as he tried to escape a past he wishes to forget. When he uses everything he has he gets sent through space and time, and finds himself in Jump City! How will the Titans handle him? Can Naruto finally move on in life? StrongNaruX-?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,718 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Jinx
Reading Adventures of the Equestrian Ninja by D-nasty reviews
Twilight, her friends, Spike, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Celestia, and Luna received a letter from a mysterious and were teleported to a strange room. There they have to read a book of Adventures of the Equestrian Ninja about thierselves and Naruto. Watch as they become lost in the world adventure, oh and they'll be shock of the Mane 6 like the same person along with others.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,421 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 12/1/2017
Invincible Mercenary by Gogeta444 reviews
What if Eva had a little brother, who just so happen to be an immortal like her, not only that but the bond that these siblings share is something out of this world. What will her brother do when he finds out that his sister is now sealed in a city known as mahora. Just imagine the havoc that these immortal duo can wreck upon human and magical worlds. Strong Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M.
Broken? by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto saves Sasuke from Itachi's Tsukuyomi, at the cost of enduring the jutsu himself. What differences will this spawn? NaruHina, SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Ino Y.]
Harry Potter and the Agents of Attor by Chromewe11 reviews
Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire but no one could have foreseen that written on that same slip of paper was Draco Malfoy. Resented by their houses and forced to participate in the Triwizard Tournament together, the two once rivals form a grudging alliance in their struggle to survive the trials ahead. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 213,130 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Fleur D., Daphne G.
The Tails of Naruto Uzumaki by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
An early meeting with Kyuubi, a single event which propelled Naruto's skills in ways he would have never imagined. Although, as Naruto becomes stronger, will he be able to stick to the path that he was destined to follow, or, will he forge a new one, his own path. Naruto-Harem (Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka, Konan, Mei, Samui). Strong Naruto, smart Naruto eventually. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,767 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka A.]
Magic and Monsters by Writer D Wolf reviews
After dealing with the issues in Britain our favorite wizard leaves to escape it all. On advice from a friend he signs up to the cultural exchange program and now has to deal with lots of girls now after his heart. HarryxHarem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,573 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
It All Started in a Bank by lazybum89 reviews
The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,974 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 11/4/2020 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Legacy of the Aburame by VizeerLord reviews
A misstep before Iruka could drag Naruto back to class...How will it affect life in the Village? redid Ch 8-10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,183 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream by Teddylonglong reviews
Part I - "To Sleep, Perchance to Dream". Part II - "The Apprenticeship of the Ancients". Part III - "A Dream Come True" or "Total Fiasco". Completely AU, partly OOC, possible time paradox, HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,965 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
New Game Plus by RMVthewriter reviews
Jaune always considered himself a normal guy, if a little weak. Which was unfortunate since no one bothered to tell him that Beacon was full of off-kilter superheroes that were liable to kill him at any moment. Combine that with the fact that he no longer needed to eat or sleep, Jaune only had one question. What the hell went wrong last time around? Recontinued.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 207,320 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Son Of Chaos by Venquine1990 reviews
Harry has always been unusual. At the Choosing Of Champions he finds out just how unusual. Starswirl, the spirit of the Goblet's creator, shows him his real parentage and they reunite. Now Harry has all he has ever wanted, but will it be enough to survive the tournament? Look out, Hogwarts. The son of Chaos is here! Ron!Bashing, AppleSpike and Fluttercord! ON HIATUS FOR 2022!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,094 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [Fluttershy, Discord] Harry P., Sirius B.
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 700,358 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 5,875 - Follows: 5,755 - Updated: 8/10/2020 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Son of the Moon Archer: The Lightning Thief by Musical Dragon Rider reviews
Finding out he is son of a goddess and a demigod. Zeus' Master Bolt is missing and Naruto joins Percy in his journey before the world turns into a battleground of the gods. Senju!Smart!Naruto. Pairings decided. Inspired by SoulReaperCrewe's son of the Huntress: the lightning thief.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,716 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/29/2020 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Percy J., Artemis
Luffy's Renewed Adventure by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
When an old man with the Open Open fruit offers Luffy the chance to redo his adventure, he takes it. Watch as Luffy goes back in time to change history with more crewmates. LuffyxHarem! Rated M for sexual content and cursing. R&R. I don't own One Piece. (DISCONTINUED! UNDER REWRITE!)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 331,387 - Reviews: 6640 - Favs: 8,116 - Follows: 8,014 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, unknown 1 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin by MiraQuinn reviews
Harry dies in his battle with Voldemort in the graveyard but Death gives him a second chance and the tools necessary to defeat the so-called-Dark-Lord. However Harry is not alone as he restarts his journey. There is someone else who remembers the way things were. Someone he would have never expected. A Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,059 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 2/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Blade of Illusion by SpiralAK reviews
[A rewrite of Masters of Genjutsu, done with permission from the original author.] A chance meeting sets Naruto Uzumaki on the path to learning genjutsu. Sure, he has no talent for it, but once Naruto puts his mind on doing something, he'll never give up until he does it, and Naruto won't stop until he becomes a master of genjutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 306,910 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 7/6/2020 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Soul Bonds and Snakes by Chazaq reviews
Harry and Daphne save each other's lives. Incurring mutual Life debts. Which then starts a unique ritual. They will be changed, turned, and made stronger. This is AU and set at the end of HBP, with most everything following the books, but a few key differences that are mentioned in the beginning. HP/DG, BZ/HG, NL/TD. Manipulative and misguided Dumbledore Molly/Ron/Cho/Gin bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] [Blaise Z., Hermione G.]
The Sage and Spider Girl by Kyuubi16 reviews
Your average Naruto is in the Marvel universe story. Except different, in which Mary Jane becomes A Spider Woman and they team up and fight crime. Created by Staman71 from deviantart. Been a really long time since I updated this, but hope you guys remember. I'm not like the others who abandon their old fics. I always update.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/10/2020 - Published: 1/6/2012 - [Mary Jane W., Naruto U.]
Walking Harry? by Ghost the Fox reviews
Harry didn't know how he had done it or where he was but he finally escaped the Dursleys only problem somehow he had managed to get stuck in what he predicted was a separate dimension or something because usually there weren't zombies around every corner oh well at least he got a big sister out of the deal
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Harry P., Clementine
Stitches stitches the curse is here by Ghost the Fox reviews
Harry James Potter is an abused child who only wants a friend well Dudley's latest idea to hurt his cousin is going to backfire stitches stitches the curse is real.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Harry P., Tails Doll
LTF Harrys crazy family by Ghost the Fox reviews
Harry Potter had been locked up by the SCP for one day before they sent him away to a different facility that just so happened to be on the other side of a statute and had Pony's well this isn't weird at all especially when Harry soon gets every single psychotic female pony in his new SCP building to treat him as there kid well Hogwarts you better start running SCP-MLP mod
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Harry P.
Horror Harry by Ghost the Fox reviews
well Harry get's a new family after killing his old one yep this is another slightly insane Harry Potter fic where Harry join's the Creepypasta's but I added to it so now welcome to Horror town the town where you can meet all the Horror's the Creepypasta's, Horror Game characters, and your favorite Horror Book Character and Don't forget Harry's little sister Emily want's to play ha
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Slender, OC
Harry and the ink machine by Ghost the Fox reviews
this is a Harry Potter and Bendy and the ink machine crossover where Harry dies a young death but is resurrected by Joey in his attempt to make a child demon for his cartoon so know meet Ink Harry also cover by Katie Pham she drew this for me so thanks Katie and thank you Guest whoever you are for telling me about the added Bendy folder
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Harry P., Bendy, Boris
Harry Potter with the Souls by Ghost the Fox reviews
when Harry's uncle has come up with a plan to kill the young nine year old he barley survives only threw the help of one old man along side his many Ghost's 'Robert Samuel Matthew Schmidt' who brings the child back from death though there now are some change's Soul characters from Elhini Prime
Crossover - Harry Potter & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Harry P., Golden Freddy, The Puppet, Nightmare Foxy
Harry Potter the son of Krampus by Ghost the Fox reviews
well Harry is going to have a interesting life after Krampus the Christmas demon kills his family Harry is adopted into the craziest family ever of murderous toys, cookies, and elves oh boy and won't to know the best part I'm the first one to do this yes I started the first crossover of this kind haha rated M for possible gore
Crossover - Harry Potter & Krampus - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Ghost's of Blairwood by Ghost the Fox reviews
The Dursleys are moving to the town of Blairwood only problem for them its as far from normal as they can get Demon's, Half human half rats, talking birds, oh and don't forget there neighbors Emiko and Sam Williams and you can't forget their daughter Erma Williams the ghost girl. Erma and the rest of the town our not mine they are all Brandon santiago
Crossover - Erma & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Harry P.
Harry's family of pets by Ghost the Fox reviews
Harry has led a terrible life under the roof of the Dursleys that is till he started finding weird creatures and having them adopt him but hey at least he learned how to talk to animals
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017
The Grimm Change by Kofukuna Shi no Kami reviews
The two had rushed at each other, one intent on killing the other while one only wanted to bring his friend back home. But when the tensions are running high and one uses excessive force, what will be the result. NarutoHarem Rated M for language and violence. No lemons. Faunus Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,019 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Naruto U., Team RWBY
Blinded by Dark Angel Nemesis reviews
In second year after the Chamber of Secrets Harry comes out blind. Becoming blind for Harry changes everything. Similar plot line but everything has changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/11/2020 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D.
There Is No Way We Can Be Related! (BEING REWRITTEN) by LaughingTragedy reviews
What happens when Ozpin has the entirety of Beacon take DNA tests? Many, many secrets and surprises are revealed from faunus heritage to new family members. Open to suggestions!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Glynda G., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
My Little Naruto: Family is Magic by MadHat886 reviews
The Apples were a normal farming family living in Ponyvile. Up till a young boy name Naruto suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Now in a world without ninjas or a need for them. Naruto will learn what it means to have people who care for him and find what he had always wanted. Crossover with MLP, Strawberry Shortcake, and Rainbow Brite.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,562 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 7/14/2014
Cats' Harmony by Skipsophrenic reviews
Hermione realises she wants Harry to be hers, but she more importantly wants to be his. She has hidden a secret from him for two years, scared he wont accept her now. Follow their story as they deal with the Tri-Wizard tournament, their own feelings come to light and a betrayal, and a surprise ally. H/Hr - H/Hr/DG Later on
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,295 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/20/2020 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Strings (Being Rewritten) by AllureCrimson reviews
At the age of five, Harry Potter disappeared. The police searched for weeks, but found nothing. They eventually declared him dead. On what would've been his eleventh birthday, Harry shows up on his Aunt and Uncle's doorstep. No longer updating. See rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Harry P., The Puppet - Complete
Rejection letters: I said NO by Eirenei reviews
Just for the kicks of it, a collection of Hogwarts or marriage law rejection letters from random multiverses for your entertainment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Complete
RWBY, JNPR, & HAIL by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Harry thought falling through the Veil of Death would end him. Unfortunately, Fate had other plans. Stuck in a new land, Harry strides to become the best Hunter in all of Remnant...if his friends don't drag him into insanity first.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,776 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 4/2/2020 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Weiss S., Adam T., OC
They're Mine? by Avenesance reviews
Jaune, the bumbling dumb idiot that nobody thought would've ever gotten a girlfriend, or even married for that matter, but leave it to 5 little girls that appear out of nowhere claiming to be his kids! oh how did this happen. Join Jaune as he's pulled left right and center in a series of shits and giggles. Jaune x Harem. God i don't know what im thinking
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 7/24/2017 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Pyrrha N.] Team JNPR
Loud Summer Quiet Winter by eden36 reviews
Summary: Raven ran away from her family with Tai, only to be caught by Summer. Years later, Raven finds herself holding the loud summer maiden Ruby and the quiet winter maiden Neo. colab with Seraphimnight
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,766 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2018 - [Ruby R., Neo, Pyrrha N.] Raven B.
Marriage Law Rejection Letters by Sakura Lisel reviews
When the Ministry of Magic enacts a Marriage Law some time after the final battle against Voldemort, this is the reaction from most of the population who's against the idea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 361 - Words: 165,502 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., OC
RWBY Okame Files by bigkyle990 reviews
The world of RWBY has fallen into the Infinite loops and Jaune has to do his best to not go crazy. These are Drabbles based off of Innortal's own universe, and will include that multi-verse. Rated M to be safe
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,439 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/12/2020 - Published: 11/24/2018 - Jaune A.
Shinobu to kaijū no nichijō seikatsu by The Unforgiven one 19901 reviews
What if My Daily Life with a monster girl and Naruto were in one and the same universe and Naruto became a Host
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Naruto U., Centorea, Miia, Rachnera
How Far Will Insane Go For Crazy by 10TailedKishinAsura reviews
I know the drill. You go in, you do what whale says, you get 10 years closer to freedom. The bomb in my neck itches, but it's better than the alternative... death. That new guy is interesting though... Whiskers. I don't know about him, he's young to be here... and he's crazier than me. NarutoxHarley Suicide Squad Demonic!Insane!Cannibal!Powerful!Semi-Godlike!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/24/2020 - Published: 2/27/2016
Harry Potter and the Rule of Three by NCP18 reviews
On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,929 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 7,176 - Follows: 6,663 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
One Bad Day After Another by firebirdnamedsam reviews
I was driving home after school when a freak lightning storm sends me to Remnant. Now, I have to survive Beacon until I can go home. Alright then, let's see what I can fix around here... (Rewrite of All it Takes is One Bad Day. I will not be updating that story anymore. SI/OC, just like last time. Hopefully better.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,737 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 3/22/2017 - [Blake B., OC] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Game On by Soulfulbard reviews
Gamemaster Ruby only wanted to get her players out of their rut and playing something different. What she got was Jaune playing the spooniest of all bards, Pyrrha unleashing her inner psychopath, Ren playing the cleric of a drunken luck god and... what's Nora playing again? High School AU. Arkos, Team Sloth Cover Image by DownSmashJon
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,997 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ruby R., Team JNPR
Konoha's Legion, Naruto: The One and The Many by Fan of Fanfics reviews
After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.
Crossover - Matrix & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry and Warhammer40k by August Sonereal reviews
What if James Potter was an avid Warhammer gamer and left his son the game? Now, what if that board game started to develop a mind of its own because a spell became self-aware? You get this. Based on Shinji and Warhammer40k is HARRY and Warhammer40k!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Stop the Monster by Myrddin le Jinn reviews
Daphne Greengrass watched the Girl-Who-Lived, as she was forced into the Tri-wizard tournament. She knew the girl had so much potential wasted by the monster; so she set about to make the Girl-Who-Lived into the new leader of the light, and set her free to be a powerful force to fight the darkest evils. "The world will change! We will gather your victims! We will stop the monster!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,506 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 11/12/2019 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] [Astoria G., Luna L.]
The Jinko Sage and The Void Mage by Doctor Corvus reviews
Summary: Louise Francoise Le Blanc de La Valliere wanted to summon the best familiar, instead she got: A powerful catboy that wields fire and wind that came with fifty cats
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Louise, Kirche, Siesta, OC
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc by Shad Nemo Freud reviews
What if the Dursleys hadn't raised Harry? What if more than one blasted prophecy had the poor boy at it's center? What if the Addamses were a cadet family of the Potters? What if you stopped and took a glance at this fic? Not for the faint of heart, or dull of wit. Dark!Harry, Evil!Dumbles, with possible odd pairings down the road. Rated 'M' just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,624 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 8/15/2019
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 602 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Mother of Illusion by I Hate Snatch Steal reviews
Lilly Potter's final wish sends Zoroark to the potter verse to be Harry's adoptive mother much to the dismay of a certain headmaster and his plans. This story is inspired by "From the Ashes" by EverD. Special thanks to Ogamaga for creative assistance.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Team Monochrome by LVR6 reviews
After losing control during his fight with Pein, Nartuo awakens in Vale. Through his actions he catches the attention of Ozpin, who offers him a place in Beacon. With his new team, Naruto finds himself getting wrapped in a complex web of tragic lives, eerily similar to his own. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 221,851 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/16/2019 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Naruto U., OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style by Tremor230 reviews
Getting Beta'd by Reclusive Dork. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 248,117 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Midna, Ilia, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Orange Inkling Maelstrom by Danny Cyber Eclipse reviews
Naruto manages to escape another mob that was trying to kill him and he finds himself in a supply warehouse. There, he finds a bucket full of orange ink and when he accidently spills it, it goes to touch it. Now, he finds himself in a whole new world and he is now a new creature. This is the adventure of orange inkling known as Agent 3; Naruto Uzumaki. Rated M for Lemon Scenes.
Crossover - Naruto & Splatoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,635 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/5/2019 - Published: 8/2/2017 - [Naruto U., Marie, Callie]
Overlord Ranma by MadHat886 reviews
Ranma and the girls find themselves in another world and Ranma is now the Overlord of the castle they find themselves in. Base on Overlord game. Harem fic.
Crossover - Ranma & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,543 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ranma
A Universe Meets A Maelstrom by Xieren reviews
After countless Millennia a Maelstrom awakens to a completely new Era, though let's just hope Beach City and everyone in it can adjust to him. no pairings at the moment, if you've any suggestions review or PM.
Crossover - Naruto & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Naruto U., Pearl, Steven U., Connie M.
Ruby vs The Machines by bowow0708 reviews
... Not really. Team RWBY wake up one seemingly normal morning only to find that Ruby isn't alone in bed. She's surrounded by five strange girls who came out of nowhere. Who are these girls? And why are they fighting over Ruby? (RubyxHarem) (rated M for suggestive/sexual themes)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,244 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., OC, Penny P.
Child of the Fashionista by TekuyaVermilion654 reviews
Hey Guys and Girls, Tek here, This story was inspired by the Author Gamer95, he writes amazing Stories and I ask that you check out his pages, I don't own RWBY or Harry Potter, Tek out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Harry P., Coco A.
Blessing From The Moon by djextinct13 reviews
Time-Travel/ After the war, Konaha was betrayed by Iwa and Sakura because of Naruto's now known Heritage, As Naruto and Hinata are about to die they are saved by and unexpected source and given and offer that they just coudn't refuse. Contains Sakura Bashing, Good Sasuke, Main pairing is Naruto/Hinata/Kaguya others undecided, lemons in the future for the M rating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Kaguya Ō.]
Jaws and Tails by Drakai reviews
A challenge from Ninja Bat Master. Read and find out. NarutoxTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [Naruto U., Tenten]
Maid To Serve by Kenchi Narukami reviews
After becoming a full fledged Genin, Sarutobi call Naruto in and tells him about his Family. Of his father and what his mother left behind for him. A mansion full of colorful, sexy maids ready to serve him hand and foot, no matter what the order or command. (Picture the Equestria Girls counterparts) Minor bashing of Minato, Major bashing of team seven.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,664 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 6/19/2019 - Rarity, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adagio Dazzle, Naruto U.
Naruto Instrumentalities newest player by Juubi no ookami reviews
Adopted From NecroSaintCreed What if Naruto woke up in Tokyo 3. What if he was dragged into a whole new war. What if he was asked to pilot. What if Kurama had died, and what if it all was because he was caught in one final attack on Madara's part. Doujutsu/Naruto Naruto/harem extremely overpowered Naruto Slight crossover later
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,534 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Rei A., Naruto U.
Equestria Desire by Moretsuna Sora reviews
Naruto, after being sent to a void dimension by Kaguya - by the will of the Bijuu, is sent to Equestria. Alone and in a body matching that of Kurama's he slowly adjusts to life in a world of Equestria. Slowly but surely he adjusts and make a life with love of the mares around him. Naruto x Harem - Rated M for a lot of smut in the future
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,123 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Naruto U.
Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi by MothBallz reviews
"School that teaches kids how to fight and kill? Check. People with crazy powers? Check. Shady group of villains with some unknown goal? That's a check. Maybe this place isn't so different after all, eh Kurama?" Our favorite blonde Uzumaki comes to Remnant as a storm brews just beyond the horizon.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 303,063 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 6,490 - Follows: 6,374 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Naruto U., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Fox of Crystal Cove by Moretsuna Sora reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has been alone for years after his parents vanished and left him in the small town of Crystal Cove. Life in the odd tourist town has been interesting considering his group of friends. But, with his reoccurring dreams coming more frequently paired with an odd note he feels something even more mysterious might begin soon. Naruto x Velma harem - Rated M
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,251 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Naruto U., Velma, Daphne] Shaggy
A present for Sweetmiss2121 Birthday:read-react of Prince of Storms by Tremor230 reviews
As title says, this is my present for Sweetmiss2121's birthday, I know a read/react is not a genre you others like; but I do love the girl as if it was my sister, so the story stays, I am sorry. "The Prince of Storm" is the title. maybe first chapter only. Summ: Apparently Discord has a cousin, and the guy now is forcing the cast of both MLP and Naruto to read a certain fanfic.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 9/15/2016
The Third Task with a Twist by Ryong Storm reviews
Harry/Fleur. AU. Crack fic. Harry is prone to accidents. When magic, accidents and Harry's unique Luck get mixes together… well results can be pretty amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei by Prince of the Forgotten reviews
What if Negi wasn't meant to be a teacher? What if a certain blonde was? Will this blond be able to handle the wackiness that is Mahora's Class of 3A? Find out on Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei (means Fox Teacher of Mahora). Don't know if title's right since I only speak a little Spanish and a lot of English, so sue me. Naruto/Harem one OC
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,549 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Demons in Feudal Tokyo by Prince of the Forgotten reviews
You ever had a day when you think to yourself, "I should have just stayed in bed." Well, Naruto has. Taken to a place thousands of years before his time, he has to fight demons with a reincarnate of a miko and a half demon girl. Did I mention, they were kind of beautiful? Naruto characters in story but no focus except Naruto and Jiraiya. Naru/Sang/Inu/Kago Fem. Inu Rated T - Blood
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Kagome H., Inuyasha, Naruto U., Sango]
One More Time by Dark Angel Nemesis reviews
AU summer before Harry's fourth year. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations. Harry Potter/Fleur Delacour pairing. Dumbledore bashing, Weasley bashing. The story starts July 31, 1994 before the Triwizard Tournament. Powerful Harry, smart Harry takes no crap. Chapter 1 and 2 have been updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,487 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 5/1/2019 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The veela and the lightning elemental by spitfyre1 reviews
The night Voldemort killed the Potters he left something behind inside of Harry's scar. However due to the magical backlash it wasnt the only thing left inside his head. A certain redhead has a plan for her baby boy, how will it help when a girl who seems to real to be true steps in and comes close. Harry/Fleur. This is the promised full story of The ritual T for now going up later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,298 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 1/16/2019 - [Fleur D., Harry P.] - Complete
I Know Your Secret by Myrddin le Jinn reviews
AU 4th year. Hope is strong with plenty of secrets, especial the one hidden because 'reasons' okay? However, it shows the light for the corruption it holds. And a beautiful Veela sees our heroes secrets unravelled joyfully within her arms. And the dark is shown to have been made to give the light power and reason. But Hope will stand strong and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Icha Icha: The Fox and Rabbit by Poke'boy24 reviews
During the Chunin Exams, Naruto fell into the tomb of the Rabbit Goddess Kaguya. Now awaken and very frustrated, she sets her sight on him to help her relieve some stress. Naruto x Kaguya x small Harem Rated M for Lemons, Bunny Girl Transformation, and a few other stuff inside. (Image created by StickyfinkaZ-003 on DeviantArt.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 542 - Published: 4/19/2019 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō., Hinata H., Anko M.] - Complete
Naruto's Life by KingSeahawk reviews
Naruto gets adopted by Kakashi and Kurenai. Naruto is forced to marry Temari and comply w/ CRA. NarutoXHarem. Strong Naruto, Smart Naruto. Byakugan, Sharingans, Rinnegan, and Namigan (Trademark) (Wood, Ice, Lava, Boil, Storm, Dust, Blaze realeases) Will learn Nin, Gen, Tai, Ken, Kin, Sen, Fuin, Space-Time, Shuriken, Bo, Bukijustsu. Not Godlike will get beat up sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,897 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Naruto U., Temari, Tsunade S., Kushina U.
The Lost Scrolls by SpiritSage124 reviews
What you are about to read are scrolls that contain untold events from The Fox Scroll... Or just wacky fanfiction. I can't tell anymore... A spin-off of The Fox Scroll.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,395 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 8/8/2017
Konoha and Equestrian Reading Kouma Shōkan: The Whirling Maelstrom by Dylan Millwood reviews
A story request by pain17ification. A mix of Chakra and Equestrian Magic creates a pocket dimension that Naruto, Shino, Sai, Choji, Sakura, Hinata, Kiba and Akamaru, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Tenten, Ino, Might Guy, Kurenai, Kakashi, Tsunade, and Anko get trapped in along with the Mane Six, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Chrysalis. And the only way out is a book about themselves!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 112,500 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 11/3/2015
Windborne by Sunshine Temple reviews
Ranma ends up shouldering a responsibility, that she wants no part of. The future of a dead race is in her hands... and antennae. It's another one of mine... so that's fair warning. New Chapter!pdate! Ranma starts to... build her Fae Court and settle into her new life...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 135,852 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 1/30/2006
Harry Potter and The Hufflepuff by MiraQuinn reviews
Harry dies in his battle with Voldemort in the graveyard but Death gives him a second chance and the tools necessary to defeat the so-called-Dark-Lord. However Harry is not alone as he restarts his journey. There is someone else who remembers the way things were. Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,319 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/12/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.]
Harry Potter and the Seven(hiatus) by silvershadowseeker reviews
Daphne sees Harry pop to her house(which they do not know how he did) and he is badly hurt after he is healed he finds out that his life so far has been a lie Major Dumble/Ron/Molly bashing. HarryxMulti Sirius is alive SiriusxOC BellatrixxOC rated M for Language and sex in later chapters. Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,576 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Ruby Slippers: Slightly Off Kilter AU by SumDumMuffin reviews
How does a model teacher react to a love confession from her best student? How does a young girl who lost her mother see the perfect mentor?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,164 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Ruby R., Glynda G.]
Ancestral Anguish! by Serendipitous House Pet reviews
Jaune Arc has some strange relatives who put him in strange situations. He thought going to Beacon would give him a break when in actuality had made it worse. It's as if he's the protagonist of a weird adventure or something and the gods have deprived him of normalcy for giggles. (Hail Oobidoobi)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 5/8/2018 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
No Pedigree Save Chaos by Lawra reviews
Ranma Saotome has learned through experience that everyday comes with its fair share of Discord. Just never that those days would begin and end with two sisters. AU
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,865 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Ranma, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,772 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hearts are All as False as Stairs of Sand -Shakespeare by slyfoxcub reviews
Gaara and Harry would both move mountains for their precious people. Little wonder they're related. Look out, Wizarding World, the Kazekage is coming, and the Desert follows in his footsteps! Post Fourth Shinobi War. Grey!Harry. No Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,239 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Gaara, Kankuro
Pharaoh's Magi by drgonet reviews
Adopded from Williamsangel88 formerly called Pharaoh's Animagus. Beaten and Abused, Harry flees the Dursleys and finds himself on a brand new adventure in Egypt under the watchful eyes of a shaggy black dog, the tomb keepers of the nameless pharaoh, and the ghost of the pharaoh himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,141 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
I'm Not a Monster, Not Really by Lovesick Fangirl reviews
What if Ryuko had never met Mako? And after her first Fight with Senketsu she was found by Satsuki instead? What if Satsuki had taken Ryuko in and given her the answers she seeked? Along similar lines to the fanfic 'What If' by KingCrimson on Archive of our own.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/24/2019 - Published: 12/16/2015 - [Satsuki K., Ryuko M.]
The Mortifying Tales of a Flustered Youth by EPICNESS RULES reviews
He was a young boy, whose dream was having his brother's blood pool around his feet like his father. Instead he was stuck with Uzumaki Naruto, the girl! An unexpected, bloodthirsty rival, a meddling nurse and troublesome dog with a pension for mischief; Not to mention a 'kind' grandfather who wouldn't mind ending his bloodline with him. Could his days get any worse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,590 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Naruko U.
The Panther And The Veela by Hector Flores reviews
Harry suffered greatly at the hands of his aunt and uncle. One day and when they were going to do something thing even more inhumane he changes form and kills them. Living at the zoo was truly a home for him. Till Albus finds him again, and shows him not all humans were bad. In Hogwarts he begins to learn magic and one day he would find true love as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Jaune's Grimm hand by Naccarat reviews
Jaune was on his way towards Vale to enter Beacon when a unique variant of possession-type Grimm tries to possess him. Fortunately, the possession failed, but now he is stuck with an intelligent, talking Grimm in his right arm! Well… he could still be a Huntsman, right?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,155 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017 - OC, Jaune A.
Letter to a Friendship Student by Derek2011Brony reviews
Based on the Series that 'Phoenix Warehouse Production' did, and someone's where Twilight is Disgruntled. Basically Konoha sends a letter, and they get a reply, but with a Magical TWIST. (Other Characters Featured: Student Six, Princess Ember)
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Ember, Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi of Beacon by SenorCheesecake reviews
[DEAD, SEE CHAPTER 31 FOR DETAILS] When Naruto attempts to return to Konoha, he takes a risky shortcut. And when your risky shortcuts involve inter-dimensional portals, things can spin a little out of control. And as such, Naruto finds himself stranded on another world, with no way to return home. So, what's the first thing any sane person would do? Go to school, of course.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,449 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Naruto U., Blake B.] Ruby R., OC
The Will of the Nine Tails by legopdc reviews
Adopted from TheSublimeFaction. Finally experiencing a time of peace, but, because of Kaguya striking out in anger, and Obito trying to save him, Naruto is sent to Remnant. With his arm gone, all seems down for Naruto, until he is found by a dusty old Qrow. Transforming fox. Semblance (read to find out). Robotic arm! Naruto. Don't own Naruto or RWBY
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,621 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 10/26/2016 - [Naruto U., Pyrrha N.] Team SSSN
Death's Game by Grub Leaf-Eater reviews
When you challenge Death to a game, make sure you specify the terms well, because Death plays to win. He's also a hell of a whiny narrator. For community owners-this is a Gamer Fic.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,602 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - OC
Death Speaker by Phoenixtears28 reviews
When Magic is revealed, World War III begins. Harry uses his skills to help stop the war, but now the Wizards are scared that he is turning Dark. He is sentenced to death. But this is his beginning. A plea for help is given and Harry answers the call. Now his new beginning starts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Naruto at the Hinata-sou by Ability King KK reviews
On his way home from training, Naruto finds a hot spring that transports him to a different world after he was pushed in by three strange old men. Now stuck at an all girls dormitory he needs to find a way back home to Konoha...that is of course he doesn't get killed first.
Crossover - Love Hina & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M., Motoko A., Naruto U.
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Benji90 reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 7,009 - Follows: 7,303 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
To Have a Poker Night by Sagistic reviews
What's a night of poker between friends? A chance to connect? A chance to win? For the people of RWBY, it's chance to have some quick shenanigans play out.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 10/8/2017 - OC, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Ruby's Faunus by Yuki Kyuu Aizawa reviews
AU! Thousands of years have past since the Grimm Wars. Four kingdoms remain in remnant. Among them is Vale where Beacon Academy resides. A school to train Hunters. Ruby Rose is accepted into Vale, and like all Hunters and Huntresses receives her very first Faunus a race created by Humanity. This Faunus is called Blake. With Blake, Ruby must combat the Grimm. Ladybug Pairing
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,148 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 6/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] [Yang X.L., Velvet S.]
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Redux by ronnambi reviews
Inspired by all the HP fanfics of Harry having died too many times and Death decided to intervene, with a twist. Shinji's on his twelfth death and Death (better known as Didi) isn't happy. All problem cases, like his are sent to Destruction's desk. And Destruction has a plan...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
The Fox Scroll by SpiritSage124 reviews
Due to a mysterious scroll and a certain Celestial Spirit mage, Naruto is brought to the land of magic. There he will inevitably form bonds, face many hardships, and possibly find love. Will he find a way home, or even want to return? One thing is for sure. Fairy Tail will never be the same again!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 293,550 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Naruto U., Lucy H., Juvia L.]
Naruto's freshly minted genin team by stormwolf3710 reviews
Naruto the Prince of Konoha is given a all female genin team he needs to break in in this lemony two part fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,730 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Love Hinata by TallMan0029 reviews
I'm back to writing this again. A NaruHina love story focused on realistic characters put into a somewhat believable twist of events. I do my best to keep all characters true to their canonical selves. It is a mature story with an eventual focus on a budding relationship (skinship included)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,007 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 9/24/2018 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
ELEMENTAL DARKNESS by killercroc reviews
Sequel to NOLIFE QUEEN AND THE DEMON NINJA, I'd recommend reading that before this. Not much else to really say, Naruto and Morgana decide to go back to the Elemental Nations and pick up where Naruto left off, just, you know, as they are now. I really recommend reading the prequel first...go read it.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,527 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Tale of the Clown's Mage by Angel wolf11021 reviews
One day, a little mage found Laughing Jack's box and they became friends. They ended up separating without Jack killing the little child and this is the story of when they meet each other once more. Fem!Harry/Laughing Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,145 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Shy rabbit and a Dorky knight by wiseotaku37 reviews
What happens when cocoa makes Velvet "socialize"? Well add one Loveable Goof and a coffee shop and you got the mixture of a good story. Now let's just hope nothing bad happens...wait did I just jinx it?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Jaune A., Velvet S.
I'm Not a Student at an All-Girls' School! by Ignisha reviews
It has been a week after Pein's defeat, and Naruto's off on another mission! On a solo mission to help protect Mahora during one of its festivals, will our hero be able to survive the hyper-ness and randomness of Class 3-A? Rewrite of "Naruko VS Class of 3-A"
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,446 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Asuna K., Negi S.
RWBY vs the Evil Dead by LaughingTragedy reviews
"Well... the gates of hell opened up, the booze is gone, sky is raining blood, the booze is gone, and we're about to fight a horde of demons... Next time we're picking a vacation spot, Rubes, let's just go to the beach instead." Warning: Everything you'd expect from an Evil Dead meets RWBY fic.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 7/22/2018
Ranma of Grayskull by Dani Yanega reviews
Ranma breaks all engagements, at the announcement Happosai gets is final revenge and sends Ranma to Castle Grayskull using ancient magic. Ranma has a new destiny and a new love. This fic has some very Dark spots
Crossover - Ranma & He-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 612,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
If We Don't Kill Each Other, We Are Immortal? by fireskullkills reviews
Due to one of the possible interpretations of the prophesy, Harry and Voldy are immortal as long as they don't kill each other. Crack-fic. M for violence, maybe lemons later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G.
Harry's Little Pegasus by TheTwoMind reviews
Why am I a horse! Oh, Pegasus... Whatever... At least I'm still a boy... I just wish the voice in my head would shut up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Harry P., Scootaloo
Red Like Roses by Notsostudmuffin reviews
Modern Day AU. (Vampire Neo) In the dead of night, Neo finally finds the perfect one for her. Ruby, unfortunately, is that said perfect one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Ruby R., Neo
A (Un?)wanted Gift by Sergeant Daniel reviews
When Beast Boy gets turned into a girl, he must cope with the help of Raven and the others until he returns to normal. However, Deathstroke is planning on something big.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Beast Boy, Raven] Slade
Reading Nora's A Mommy by sandewrpally reviews
It was just another morning for our heroes in teams JNPR and RWBY. Thoug that was summarily shattered by the arrival of a certain nine-tailed child and a book detailing his interactions with them. Requested and given permission by Curious Kitsune654.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Naruto U., Nora V., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Reading Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi--SandewrPally Style by sandewrpally reviews
After landing himself in the world of Remnant Naruto finds out that team RWBY has a book that details what his life would have been like had he come to their world. As they read the changes he brings to the book characters may just rub off on the ones reading it. Done with permission from MothBallz. Come and Read another version of Remnant's Maelstrom Shinobi!
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018
Abomination by Sol Winterfang71 reviews
Taken and experimented on, a child will become a creature. Taken and nurtured, that creature will become a man. In the eyes of the world, however, he would forever be an abomination. Adapting and learning as he grows, he stands at a crossroads; become a man of the light or a demon of the dark? Rated M for lan/sc/vio/gore (summary under revision)
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,055 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Haku] Alien/Xenomorph
(Tremor OP Corner): The Day an OP Familiar got summoned by Tremor230 reviews
My semi-serious take on the "Someone that is not Louise summon Naruto as Familiar" gimmick, Here Naruto is very OP(From that the title). Summ: Summoned by Montmorency De Montmorency after the battle against Kaguya, Naruto is called once again to be an hero, this time in a land full of Magic, strange creatures and stuck-up noble morons. AU/OOC/M-rated.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,633 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Naruto U., Montmorency
Parallel Connection by Reaverstar125d7 reviews
A pure comedy story, filled with dumb humor and shitty jokes. Jaune is connected to all his parallel selves, he can't quite seem to think properly. He explodes. A lot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 5/22/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Breath of the Wild Ones by The Blind Ficus reviews
After a century of slumber, our blond hero awakes to free Hyrule from the blight of Calamity Ganon. How young Lin- wait it's not Link? What the hell is Naruto doing here?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Zelda, Linkle, Yiga Clan, Naruto U.
Harry's Three Wishes by Gamer95 reviews
When Harry Potter reads a book about a genie, he wishes that he had a genie of his own to save him from the Dursleys. And thanks to his own natural magic, this wish comes true... Shantae finds him and learns of his past. She isn't a full genie, so she can't grant wishes instantly...But she still offers the little boy three wishes anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shantae - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Harry P., Shantae
The Instrumentality of Katsuragi Misato by Lycoson reviews
In her dying moments, Misato is brought into Instrumentality, and her final wish creates a new universe of her own. In this fantasy, she is the same age as Shinji during the angels' return. Perhaps here, with her as an Eva pilot, everyone can have a second chance. But she is not the only one leading a different life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,535 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Servum Meum by darkandwindingroad reviews
In the aftermath of the last battle, Harry hopes that he can finally be free. Two witches, a life debt, and a rapidly changing world mean that instead he has two slaves and no idea what to do next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.]
A Wolf in Mahora Remake (Up for adoption) by Writer D Wolf reviews
In the city of Mahora there is a legend that many know but now in there is a need for that legend to make a reappearance. How will he fare teaching a class of 31 girls with a ten year old boy as well. Add magic to the mix and oh kami we are in for something. A complete remake of one of my more popular works from way back when i started out. NaruXHarem, NegiXHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,620 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 10/21/2014
Love Naru Remastered by Grokon12 reviews
What happens when Naruto get sent to the Love Hina dimension. I'll tell you insanity! Naru/harem NarutoxLove Hina. Adopted from Harem Master123
Crossover - Love Hina & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Naru N., Naruto U.
Shy Fox by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
My answer to the Shy Jinchuuriki Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,429 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Kiba I., Ino Y.]
Shinji and the Toushi Lemons by gunman reviews
Shinji Ikari, the new Grandmaster of the Toushi, has intimate relations with several beautiful and sexy Toushi.
Crossover - Evangelion & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Shinji I., Goei, Kan'u U., Ryofu H.
A Shark's Second Chance by GunGate reviews
Naruto abandoned by his teammates died in the confrontation between him and Orochimaru in the forest of death. Now he is back not as a male but a female and one of the most powerful Espada in her group. Watch as she and her fraccion bring chaos upon the elemental nations. Futa Tier x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
The Perks by Free Drinks reviews
Turning to look at him, she gave him an odd look. "You do understand Privilege, Right?". Harry's world is turned upside down as a blond haired Slytherin barges into his life to show him all he could, and should, be taking advantage of. M for Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 3,417 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Changes by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Tsunade rearranges the Rookie Nine teams after the Bikochu Arc. Where will this lead?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,118 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Girl Genius' Animagus by Quatermass reviews
(Based on whitetigerwolf's 'Animagus Lover' challenge! Bashing!) Agatha Clay found an injured owl one day, and nursed him back to health. Two years later, on the day her story truly began, he revealed himself to be a wizard from another world...and he has vowed to protect her. But between Sparks, politics, dictators, and assassins from another world, will they survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,168 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Harry P., Agatha H.] Klaus Wulfenbach/Baron, L. Mongfish - Complete
The Goblet of Fairy Fire! by Dragon Sin Of Wrath reviews
The Fairies are on a mission. Blend in. remain unnoticed. Stop Voldemort from rising. protect. Harry. Potter. The wizards of "Fairytail academy of magic" are here to compete in the Triwizard tournament undercover as a normal Earth wizard school. Easier said than done! But the dark wizards had better get their act together! Fairytail has come knocking! Nalu, Gale, maybe others
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,134 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Harry P., Erza S., Levy M., Natsu D.
Speed Demon by cfdorky reviews
If being a Magician is the path fate has chosen for Weiss, then she is going to be the best damn Magician that she can be. Even if that means dealing with psychotic teammates, sadistic partners and a destiny that she never asked for. OR The Magic and Demons AU that nobody asked for.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Weiss S., Yang X.L., Pyrrha N., L. Ren
Some Do Not Like It Hot by Squigsquasher reviews
After an Angel attack, Shinji and friends somehow, against all logic and common decency, get genderflipped. Will Shinji master walking in a skirt? And why did Ritsuko mix Kool-Aid with the LCL? (A fair bit of raunchy humour and transgender themes; do not read if you are offended by such things)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
Red Threads of Fate by Oturan Namikaze reviews
There was once a woman who believed that a strong bond existed between people and clothing, and she died still believing that. Those beliefs were passed on to a teenage boy, one who would tip the scales between the battle of Humans and Life Fibers... His name is Naruto Uzumaki, and he is Ryūko Matoi's Unpredictable Blade. Pairing - NarutoXRyūko or NarutoXSatsuki.
Crossover - Naruto & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Naruto U., Ryuko M., Senketsu, Satsuki K.
Prey Mate by Lynx Klaw reviews
Raven's second heat is upon her, and she has been forced to her extremity. This time, she allows her Demonic instincts to come to the fore. Raven is on the prowl... Who might catch her eye, and what will she do when that happens? The paths of Fate that open as a result take the entire world by surprise.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,120 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 3/5/2017 - [Jinx, Raven]
Though he slew the basilisk by McQueriosity reviews
Fawkes is killed during Harry's battle with the basilisk and Dumbledore must take drastic action to save Harry's life. The consequences of this will change Harry forever. AU. Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
the animatronic ninja by Kamen Rider Yokai reviews
Naruto was always seen as a nuisance and a demon. That was until he becomes trapped in a abandoned building and must survive the animatronics inside. But when he encounters a certain golden bear the animatronics end up trapped in the seal and naruto now not just holding the kyuubi must handle these new powers he got as he becomes known as the animatronic ninja.
Crossover - Naruto & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] The Murderer/William Afton, Springtrap
Rebound by GrimGrave reviews
Sequel to "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was..." After the horrible events, Weiss slinks away to drown her sorrows. Little does she suspect that this will be a turning point for the better. Rated M for future Adult themes, NotSafeForWork or children.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018 - [Weiss S., Ilia A.] - Complete
Just a Touch of Kleptomania by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore Bashing! Lunar Harmony!) Based on, but not an answer to DZ2's "What's Yours is Mine" challenge. The Shadow-Walkers, magical thieves of extraordinary power, have long been thought extinct. But Harry, Hermione and Luna not only have those powers, but intend to use them to take everyone from Dumbledore to Voldemort to the cleaners...and make a little profit along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 2/16/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by Quatermass reviews
(Dumbledore bashing! Lovecraft Lite!) Exploring the Dursleys' attic led Harry to discovering a few hard truths. His mother is alive and well. She has been imprisoned for years. Oh, and did we mention she's none other than the Crawling Chaos, Nyarlathotep? Watch out, Magical Britain! Sanity's going bye-bye with this Outer God and her son...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 12/5/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
War Alicorn by Tactition101 reviews
When Dumbledore is giving one year old Harry an examination, after finding and dealing with Voldemort's soul piece, he discovers what Harry's animangus form is. Seeing a chance for Harry to be out of the very dangerous spotlight while he is trained to fulfill his destiny, Dumbledore calls on the Sun Princess for a favor. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Complete
When did the Ice Queen get so flirty? by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 651 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Papa Jaune by Gamerof1458 reviews
Jaune Arc finds a baby in the Emerald Forest and decides to take her in. Little does he know, it's going to be more trouble than just having to be the best father he can be after strange things start happening around him and just how are they connected to the baby? Based On Kegi Springfield's version, go read his first if you want a rough idea of the premise.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 10/31/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
Grimm Slayer: Jaune Arc by Rathalos156 reviews
My name is Jaune Arc. I was weak because of my father's reluctance to train me but when I found a sword that talked, my world changed. My name is Jaune Arc, Grimm Slayer. (Discontinued pending rewrite)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 2/20/2018 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Velvet S., Team RWBY - Complete
In a World of Lies by Qrious writ3r reviews
During his fight with Kaguya, Naruto gets sent to world where humans are extinct and wars are fought between machines made to look like their human counterparts and alien-built machines from another world fighting for a nonexistent cause. Will he find the truth in this war of lies and hopefully return home? ft. a not very skilled technician/hacker Naruto. *UNDERGOING SOFT REWRITE*
Crossover - Naruto & Nier - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 6/3/2017
Superwomen of Eva: Lilith's Herald by OrionPax09 reviews
After the Fifth Angel is destroyed, Rei is confronted with new possibilities...and a gift from Lilith.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 366,115 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/20/2018 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Shinji I., Rei A.] Hikari H., Mayumi Y.
The Celestial Spirit's Charge by Gamer95 reviews
[AU where celestial keys work differently than in the actual anime] Harry Potter wishes for a miracle to save him after a beating from his uncle...He gets it in the form of the key of the maiden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,286 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 9/28/2014
Loved By the Monster Girls by Gamer95 reviews
One night, Harry makes a wish in his cupboard for one simple thing...A family. Little does he know, this innocent action will come to fruition, in the form of a lamia, a harpy, a centaur, a slime, a mermaid, an arachne, a dullahan, and a human uncle as well. These seven women all grow to love him in their own way...But are they willing to share and cooperate?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 8/18/2015
Mama's Little Pumpkin by Gamer95 reviews
Harry's living a less than ideal life at the hands of the abusive Dursleys. That will all change, however, when a certain transforming cat comes into his life. Will Blair be an ideal mother? Can she help Harry get over his mental scarring? Will Harry finally know how it feels to be genuinely and unconditionally loved? ...Do I need to ask these questions? Of course it'll all happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/17/2018 - Published: 10/5/2014
Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was by GrimGrave reviews
Whiterose is great and all, but Red Velvet is better. Just ask Velvet. She's going to prove it to both Ruby and her snobby girlfriend. Rated M for future Adult Activity. NotSafeForWork. Feedback greatly appreciated.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/14/2018 - Published: 3/5/2018 - [Velvet S., Ruby R.] Weiss S. - Complete
Twenty One Nights of Paradise by red-jacobson reviews
Fleur Rewards Harry after the Second Task, but gets far more than she bargained for! ABANDONED AS OF 8/3/2021
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,926 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Naruto Uzumaki: The Sage of Dinosaurs by Earth Beast reviews
Challenged by KuronoDono12. While falling in the ravine trying to summon the boss toad Naruto messes up a hand seal and ends up in the Jurassic Park world where he meets John Hammond 5 years before the first film takes place he becomes lead Dino handler but the events of first film take place and is forced to leave the island. Rate M for Gore, Lemons, Violence, Language. NarXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Hana I.
Butterfly by Magicia reviews
Twin fic to You're an Umbran Harry! Never let an Infernal get bored. They tend to pick up pet projects... Rating for language mostly, and some graphic moments of violence
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 7/5/2016
You're an Umbran Harry! by Magicia reviews
One chilly night, Bayonetta finds a child left on the doorstep of an unwelcoming home. She decides to take matters into her own hands, and the rest as they say, is history.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,652 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Bayonetta
Reading Naruto the New Moon Rabbit by TheChefSHIPWRECK-5897 reviews
Sequel to "Reading Naruto the moon rabbit"
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,773 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 1/31/2017
A Golden Beacon by Nothingisforever reviews
After Naruto and Sasuke are thrown into the world of Remnant, they find themselves involved in things unlike anything they could've ever imagined. Like going to school... again, studying, and most importantly help stop international criminals.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
My Patient by Quick-n-Popular reviews
When Ako Izumi met one Naruto Uzumaki, she didn't know what to expect. However, in meeting him her eyes are opened to a whole other world. Will she be safe or will her heart be in jeopardy of being hurt again? Rated Teen. Please Review.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,455 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Naruto U., Ako I.
Caffeine by ZweI The Penguin With a Pen reviews
A flash fic about what happens when you cross the coffee-fueled Doctor Oobleck. Featuring Beacon's favorite idiot. One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Cardin W., Dr. B. Oobleck - Complete
Stalker by hinatasgreatestfan reviews
Naruto has a stalker, and he knows it...what now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 5/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Infection and Outbreak by shadow wolf125767 reviews
Naruto's life was far from perfect, every day spent aimlessly. But when They came, Naruto was forced to change, and work together with his classmates. Can they survive, or will his anger be the death of them? AU, uzumakicest. Harem. Cancelled and rewrite is up.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,817 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Saeko B., Yuuki M.
The Adopted Addams, or When Harry Met Morticia by thunderdaughter reviews
What would have happened had Harry Potter been adopted by a less conventional, but more loving family? (I do not own nor am I the creator of either Harry Potter or the Addams Family - I am merely playing in these worlds.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Minerva M., Morticia A., Wednesday A.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 9,336 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Naruto the Being Born of Fire by Dylan Millwood reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, loyal friend, powerful Genin, and powerful half god! How will Naruto handle being forced from his ninja life into the world were god and goddesses roam? Naruto/Artemis only. Got a PM from fairy tail dragon slayer saying he was no longer interested him and he was replacing it with something new. He offered to let me have it and I accepted.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,278 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Artemis] Hestia
Leaf lantern by Dylan Millwood reviews
What happens when a certain Weapons Mistress, enounters a magical lanturn? Read to find out. Eventual NaruTen. adopted form On Soaring Wings. Rating changed for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 9/6/2008 - [Naruto U., Tenten]
Hard As A Broom by DarkEagle69 reviews
Harry and Katie get hot and dirty, and no I am not talking about Quidditch practice. Enjoy this quick story that takes place in the changing rooms when everyone else has conveniently left the duo alone. Quick sexy ONESHOT hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/9/2017 - Harry P., Katie B. - Complete
A Human Monster by pain17ification reviews
Story To Be Taken Down. PM Me If You Want To Adopt.
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Naruto U., Tionishia] Killer Bee
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Mom and her Sexy Friends by XDanny7 reviews
Ongoing complete rewrite of the story; Summary: Naruto's mom has been going out every night wearing the bare minimum of clothes, obviously asking to be f***ed. How will Naruto react to finding out his mother and her friends have been kinky? NarutoxKushinaxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 11/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] Anko M., Mei T.
Not So Clean Slate by SecretShame reviews
A re-imagination of the episode Clean Slate picked up at the hospital where Kim has her memory erased. Shego jumps at the chance to take her hated foe down a peg, now that she's a helpless amnesiac. At least... it starts out that way. Romantic drama & excessive sexiness within. NSFW. You've been warned. - Updated again after 10 years. You're welcome.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/25/2007 - [Kim P., Shego]
Harry and Alice by mongodatroll reviews
The mirror of Erised was keeping more trapped in it than a red rock, but Lilly's protection cut a deal with it during the battle with Quirrelmort. Now Alice is out, has vowed to assist Harry until he no longer needs her, and has spent nearly a hundred years in the magical world, looking out from her prison and finding ways to make all of her tricks work for real.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2017
Naruto, Son of the Heavenly Rabbit by HaretaSora reviews
After the war the village betrays him, only 3 people left close to him. The Bijuu resealed against their wills. In an attempt to bring the Bijuu back to him so he could save them he inadvertently reforms the Juubi. After speaking to it he finds out who his real mother is. Kaguya Otsutsuki the woman he defeated in the war. Descendant of Amaterasu and the Shinju. BEING REWRITTEN
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 230,846 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 5,985 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 9/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Hestia, Hera] Kaguya Ō.
Harry's Nightmare Revenge by shadowwriter329 reviews
Awaited Squeal! Harry returns from his Halloween trip to find he has been entered into the tournament. With no way out he decided to go all out as the champion of Halloween Town. Watch out Hogwarts cause Jack Skellington is ready for a show of a live time. But who is scheming behind the scene and who will be face in the end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 12/25/2014
Boneyard by Vergil Creiger reviews
Answer to a challenge by Fenris187. Some people called him a graverobber, a madman, a demon. So long as he had fresh bodies to fuel his undead armies, he didn't much care. NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Yakumo
The Prince of Storms by Sweetmiss2121 reviews
Luna was not the only one Celestia had been forced to send away,the problem is that the second person...pony that she called back already had a life of his own and she had basically kidnapped him, now the new Pony that arrived in Equestria will have to find a new equilibrium in a land completely different from Konoha, will he be able? Rated M just in case, AU, OOC. first fic.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 178,636 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Naruto U.
The Bunny and her Knight by Cyberleader2000 reviews
My first Fanfiction what happens when a knight falls in love with the Girl of his dreams who also happens to be a Bunny. Rated M for safety as I'm not sure how I will shape this story.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Velvet S., Jaune A.] Team JNPR, Team CFVY
A Fluffy Drunken Marriage by Cyberleader2000 reviews
After a night of partying and celebrating Jaune and Velvet wake up the next morning in bed together why and how they don't know also when the hell did they get Married and how will this affect their lives.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,181 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 10/16/2016 - [Jaune A., Velvet S.] Team JNPR, Team CFVY
A Binary Drunken Marriage by Cyberleader2000 reviews
Its beacons end of year Christmas parity and Jaune has been looking forward to it but the night only gets better when he bumps into Ruby's Cute yet Quirky friend and they hit it off every thing seamed to be going great but now hes running desperately for his life.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Jaune A., Penny P.] J. Ironwood, Team JNPR
Soulbound by The Chthonic Professor reviews
"Y'know, after everything that's happened, I really didn't expect we'd be going to back to school again." Naruto squinted up at Beacon Academy's tall spires. Sasuke, standing by his side, chuckled. "It's almost fitting, really. After all this time, you'll finally receive some much-needed education." Naruto's indignant "OI, TEME!" could be heard from the outskirts of Vale.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,121 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
A Wrench In The Gears Of Fate by Stone Shield reviews
Naruto "reborn" in modern Japan. No idea why. Makes life for himself regardless of whoever/whatever. "I don't believe in fate. My choices are mine, every step of the way. And if "Fate's" got a problem with that, then bring it on or back off." Naruto x Various Girls
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,360 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 2/25/2014
Naruto The Fairytail Ninja by Cloud-Strife-99 reviews
Naruto avenges Sasuke's death by defeating Kaguya and ending the war. However, in the process of her useing her teleportation technique, Naruto was sent to the land of Fiore and now he must live a new life in the new world and he will also develope romantic love for Fairytails beautiful red head wizard. [Naruto x Erza] I don't own anything from Naruto or Fairytail
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,558 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Naruto U., Erza S.
The Blood Dragon Eye by RyoshiMorino reviews
As the two friends clash at the Valley of the End, Sasuke deals Naruto a severe injury, causing a long-forgotten Bloodline to awaken within him. From his father's clan comes a Doujutsu with great risks, and greater rewards if used wisely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,637 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 6/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Birds of a Feather by Trigger2332 reviews
A long dormant bloodline is awakened in Harry, what will it entail? Love? Adventure? Probably! Is he going to be really pissed at whats going on? Definitely! Begins with Goblet of Fire. !HarryXFleur !CreatureHarry !GoodDumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Deadpool Ranma by Stoneificaunt reviews
A new spring has been made and everyone's favorite Martial Artist fell in it. Along with the one we all know and love. Now he has to deal with two voices in his head, regenerative powers and everyone's favorite Merc with the Mouth along with a whole bunch more problems, new Fiance's, new rivals/enemies, Fighting, romance, and humor it's all here in Deadpool Ranma. Multi Crossover
Crossover - Ranma & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Ranma, Deadpool/Wade W.
Project Motherhood: Wonder Woman by Gamer95 reviews
Wonder Woman, while on an ambassador meeting in England, stumbles upon a little boy working in the yard of his home. Upon discovering the abuse he suffers, she takes him in as her own. Can she balance her duties as a hero and mother?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 727 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Submission to success by potatovodka reviews
Ryuko gets tired of the fighting, and finds a quick way out. Rated MA for some sexual content.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 64,121 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K.
Sailor Moon's Pokemon Journey by USA Tiger reviews
Just when Usagi thought her life had settled down and she could live a peaceful life, a new villan group has shown up. They've manage to move Usagi from one world to another where creature's called Pokemon exsist! Now Usagi, with the help of Professor Oak
Crossover - Pokémon & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 1/6/2008
Mechanical Rose Challenge by sinfulnature1123 reviews
I was challenged by my friend True to write a three-shot about my favorite RWBY ship that contains more than just smut. Let's see how I do!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Ruby R., Penny P.] - Complete
Of Foxes and Snowflakes by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
Reincarnated into a new body, Naruto finds himself in the world of Remnant, along with a certain Uchiha progenitor. None too happy about the situation and less than thrilled about the state of the world, Naruto is once again put into a situation where he must make a choice: Save them all or let Remnant burn? Strong/Smart/Sharingan Naruto, pairing undecided
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,948 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [Naruto U., Weiss S., Winter S.] Ozpin
Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Almighty by JustSomeGuyWrittingStuff reviews
A demi-god from a war torn world from demons and angels, a sweet nice girl who wants recognition. What happens when this two person meet. Nice!Louise, Semi-Godlike!Saito.. Rated M for more fun stuff in the future. SaitoxLonguevillexLouisexHarem. Being reviewed and changing stuff.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Saito, Longueville/Fouquet, Louise, Tabitha]
Reading Naruto the Dino Sage by Scheffinator reviews
Minato, Kushina, Naruto, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Anko, and Hinata are brought to a pocket dimension to read "Naruto the Dino Sage".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Minato N., Kushina U.
SCP-1012 by Death of Snipers reviews
Ranma awakes in the SCP foundation to find everything since he fell into Jusenkyo has been a part of an illusory world designed to keep him contained, his mental growth stunted, and his abilities left to atrophy. Naturally, he doesn't take this well, but what exactly can he do? T for now, might become M
Crossover - Ranma & SCP Foundation Mythos - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015
Naruto the Dino Sage by KuronoDono12 reviews
While falling in the ravine trying to summon the boss toad Naruto messes up a hand seal and ends up in the Jurassic Park Universe where he meets John Hammond 5 years before the first film takes place he becomes lead Dino handler but the events of first film take place and is forced to leave the island Full Summary inside M for Gore, Lemons, Violence, Language, Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M.
A Shinobi is also a Hunter, But What About a Lightning Thief? by EternalKing reviews
Life was good for the Child of Prophecy. Brought to another world by his godly parent, Naruto will bring peace. "Nothing escapes me. This is MY territory." Time to hunt down some evil and kick ass.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,307 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 6/16/2017 - Published: 11/17/2015
RWBY and DOOM-Hell On Remnant by JustAnotherDeathclaw reviews
What happens when Doomguy is expelled from hell to a new planet because of a retarded Demon?Basically this story. (First fanfic omg.) M for doom.
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/7/2017
Naruto's Monstrous Daily Life! by djunk101 reviews
Naruto thought sealing Kaguya would solve all his problems, instead he finds himself stranded in a strange new world with the now powerless Goddess. At least that nice Ms Smith seems willing to help him out. She's even provided him with a house in return for looking after some people for her whilst he tries to find a way back home. How hard could it be? If only he knew. Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 131,241 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō., OC, Tionishia]
The Zombie's Son by Gamer95 reviews
Rottytops would never have seen herself as the 'motherly' type. At least, not until an incident involving an abused little boy and some wolves...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shantae - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Harry P.
The Punchline by AlwaysEatTheRude21 reviews
Sleep walking is mostly innocent. However for wizarding kind, it's a touch more problematic. Harriet Potter has the misfortune of going through what the healers call sleep apparition. In a very Potter twist of luck, she of course attracts trouble. Harley and the joker despite all the crazy, know a good thing when it pops out of nowhere, and refuse to let go. Joker/fem!Harry/Harley
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [The Joker, Harry P., Harley Quinn] Bruce Wayne/Batman
The 3 jinchuuriki by ice98 reviews
what if instead of just Kyuubi attacking konoha, Nanabi and Nibi attacked konoha with him what if kyuubi was sealed into Naruto nibi into sakura and nanabi into ino what adventure awaits them read to find out NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Sakura H.]
Naru Zwei by Qrious writ3r reviews
'Don't play with seals' she says, 'Don't make seals while daydreaming' she says, 'I'm an idiot' she says. Well here I am now in a different dimension, and I'm a Corgi. Oh well, at least I'm not immortal anymore. Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Naruto U., Zwei, Team RWBY, Salem
Harriet Potter and The Change of Perspective by MiraQuinn reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for their 7th year after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter has a magical accident and is left as Harriet Potter. This is a tale of her journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,737 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sweet Melody by LeonFeneBlack reviews
Iris Potter fall in the madness after a tragic incident with Vernon Dursley. The usual beating goes to far and the little girl reliate against all odd. Covered in blood, She met a particular individual: the Slenderman. The wizarding world will never see what come for them. / Creepypasta Crossover / Het Paring Vote Possible/. warning for Gore and disturbing topic... Fem/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Slender
Unexpected Twist by ramasioti100 reviews
After losing the Indigo League in Kanto, Ash prepares himself to train on his own to be ready for the Silver Conference in Johto. However, Ash receives help to improve that he would have never first expected. But who is he to complain about it, when there's only pros and no cons?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,516 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Lorelei/Canna] - Complete
Monster Senshi by Kithrin reviews
Pluto screws up, badly. Some Senshi aren't human, some are xenophobic, and some are just frustrated. Ranma thought he had girl problems, and weird stuff happen in Nerima Ranma/? Very misguided and OOC Moon/usagi
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ranma
Ageless Guardian of Hyrule by HaretaSora reviews
Naruto has been a loyal ally to the many races and kingdoms of the land while serving under the Hyrule royal family. That was until Calamity Ganon forced Zelda to send him away again to help him recover. 100 years later after recovering, unaware who he is, must venture through the lands to find out and regain his strength to save Hyrule. BotW/TP/WW. Naruto/Harem Rated M
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,258 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 3/31/2017 - [Naruto U., Zelda, Urbosa, Mipha]
Naruto The Moonlight Warrior by Kilroy7087 reviews
Betrayed and banished by the village just for bringing the Uchiha back. Naruto revisits the Valley of the End. here He encounters Sailor Pluto who tells him he is the reincarnation of a Prince and older Brother to Princess Serentiy/Usagi. then he's given his own crystal of power and becomes the moonlight warrior. Naruto/FemKyuubi pairing. konoha bashing to the extreme
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,461 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Dorm Mates by BananasPyjamas reviews
Late one night in the Gryffindor girls' dorm, something is keeping Parvati Patil from her sleep - and it's coming from the curtained bed of her best friend. LavenderxParvati, HermionexLavender, Futa!HarrixHermione, probably finishing in a fun little foursome. Obviously contains lesbian and futa content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.
Ranma: My mother's classmate? by TheFunnyScar reviews
Ranma finds out his family is not who he thinks he is. So in search of his family he goes to Mahora Academy and get's into our favorite class with our favorite teacher. *Image made by me!* *I don't mind others copying this story and making their own version.*
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Ranma, Evangeline A.K. M.
Naruto Life as a Host Family by marshalanime reviews
Naruto after leaving with Jiraiya uses an old seal to travel to the world of Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou where he becomes the host family for the girls, while continuing his training to defeat the Akatsuki and bring Sasuke back.
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,183 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014
Harriet Potter, Book One by Animalover205 reviews
Harriet "Harry" Potter was found abandoned by Gomez and Morticia Addams a few days after Wednesday was born and adopted and raised as their own. Rated M for gore, gender swap and over the top silliness
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 2/12/2016
Vessel of Harmony by NoxraaTorgan reviews
Someone is messing with the dictations of fate. A mysterious shadow has tied the fate of the Elemental Countries with that of Equestria. Now with powers unseen in the world of ninja and a family in the form of a bunch of pastel colored ponies Naruto Uzumaki will become a true harbinger of harmony.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,903 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 12/5/2015
A Blond with an Extra E by TheRealEvanSG reviews
When a Noodle Incident involving Jaune, an unidentified flying Nora, Cardin Winchester, and Dust causes a good deal of characters within the RWBY franchise to accidentally switch genders, hilarity and insanity take over the school in equal parts. One thing's for certain: Jaune's science teacher is going to need a huge raise. And a psychiatrist. Crack!fic
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 1/29/2017 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [L. Ren, Nora V.]
Child of the Ultimate Life Form by Gamer95 reviews
FemShadow! G.U.N. finds out that a chaos emerald is in possession of someone in a town called Death City, and Shadow is tasked with ensuring the one using it is not going to do so for bad purposes. The emerald is in the hands of a witch named Medusa Gorgon, who tries to plant the energy into her son. Shadow comes to his rescue, and takes Crona away from his evil mother.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Shadow, Crona
A Great Pair by PowerOfThePenName reviews
When Blake's girlfriends begin arguing over who she likes better she gets dragged into a competition to see which one is more skilled in one particular area.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Blake B., Melanie M., Miltia M.] - Complete
Kage of the Squad by Shobu556 reviews
After becoming Hokage and the second coming of the Sage of six paths, Naruto is sent to another world after fighting a mysterious man. Now he must find a place in a world that is so different yet so similar to his own, all while keeping himself from losing his grip on reality. SixPathsSage, mature, slightly smarter Naruto. Not perfect, gary-stu. NO HAREMS
Crossover - Naruto & Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Naruto U.
Lyra Black - Black Vengeance by Jonn Wolfe reviews
My take on the 'MY CHILD CHALLENGE' by Whitetigerwolf. The Veil of Death revealed a bit more than anyone was suspecting. Reality shifted and Destiny returned to its original course. Amazing what perspective can do for someone, isn't it? Fem!Harry, Smart!Harry, Harmony, NotEvil!Bellatrix, Grey!Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Seduction by DeadLord reviews
Just something that my mind cooked up. Harry/Mrs. Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 217 - Published: 1/28/2017 - [Harry P., Mrs. Granger] Mr. Granger
Indominus Rex, meet Draconis Rex by BaBeSgIrL reviews
"He still couldn't work out the whole logic of the Hallows being the reason he had to be sent to another world; but when you're facing an angry angel waving a flaming sword you really don't feel like arguing logic." A.N.: This story is a WIP and not much can be said right now; may be slash, no anthro or human/animal relationships; dark themes, violence and gore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 5/4/2016
Going the Distance by redgriffin22 reviews
Simple summary, Harry participates in the Battle City Tournament after he runs off while the Dursleys are on a trip. Rated T to be safe. No slash in this story. Has some 5ds stuff in it.Dumbledore, weasley and some Hermione bashing. Chapters 6-18 redone...somewhat. Going on hiatus for a while.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,929 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Harry P., Shizuka K./Serenity W.] - Complete
Ruby vs The Machines: Upgades by bowow0708 reviews
Ruby adds a few new parts to Crescent Rose with. . . unexpected and sexy results Futa!CrescentRosexRuby Non-cannon Also posted on the main story as bonus chapter. My first ever lemon, would love some feedback. Part of Ruby vs The Machines Smut Series
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Complete
A Kitsune in Nerima by Fellgrave reviews
Mito Uzumaki used a different way of defeating the Kyuubi, and Ranma fell in a different spring. What does this mean for the rest of the Nerima Crew? Story unfinished and likely to remain that way.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,846 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/9/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The birth of the Demon eyes by Black Hearted Ninja reviews
Naruto meets the Kyubbi inside of him then changes his look and is brought to the sound village by Orochimaru who saves him what will happen when he meets Kin a girl who treats him the way he should have been ages ago and unlocks the Demon eyes bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Frigus Armum by Demon of Zero reviews
Despite coming from a family of heroes, Jaune Arc wasn't quite there yet. He dreamed of attending Beacon Academy and becoming a master Huntsman. But for now, he was just Jaune. And one of his sisters wanted him to go ice-skating with her. Jaune wasn't the best at it, but what could possibly go wrong? Well, when it involved him that was just about everything.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 130,675 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Jaune A.
A Shock to the System by livesinshadows19 reviews
What if the villagers never knew about the Kyuubi sealing? What if the Sarutobi clan raised Naruto? What if he was in an accident that gave him strange powers over electricity? Read and find out. Rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Static Shock & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U.
Hidden Behind a Vale by Raisuke The Lightning Herald reviews
The Valley of the End marked a turning point for Uzumaki Naruto, now with a bounty on her head, she is being forced to hide out in a country she didn't even know existed. With a new name, a new family and terrorists out for her head... well it won't be boring at least.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Naruko U., Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Maelstrom souls-Bleach edition by Nick Taningco reviews
"I thought everything ended after we took that plunge. Instead of pearly white gates or hellish inferno. I find myself in a world full of Hollows and Deathgods. Damn and here I thought I could finally rest" Smart-ish, Strong, Rinne-Sharingan Naruto. Naruto X Harem. All Author notes removed.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,645 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Naruto U.
The Fox Of Havoc by Hector Flores reviews
Naruto finds himself on a strange world and he finds a new purpose and a new love in his life defending the Republic from the constant threat of the Sith Empire (Naruto in the universe of Star Wars The Old Republic. Immortal grey Naruto)
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,075 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Naruto U., Elara D.]
The Legend of Naruto, Twilight Princess by Kenta Raikiri reviews
Rusl, Ordon village's only swordsman, sighed tiredly as he walked home with his horse. As he neared the village's spring however, he sees a glow. When he goes to investigate, a hero is found near the water's edge. AU NarutoXMidna. Rated T.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,912 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Midna, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Death Game by Rennerd reviews
'You are all trapped in my death game', 'These muggle games might be bloody awesome after all Hermione', 'No one's tried to kill me in months, I was getting pretty bored.', 'Honestly, there's no helping you two. Guess I need to manage your level ups for you.' Thrillseeking golden trio. Rated M because I'm not sure what'll happen, and it would be a hassle to change it later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016
Moon Rising by damon blade reviews
I know the title isn't much but I like to think that this fic is a fun little fic to pass the time, set a little after the end of book 4 of Harry Potte and the Episode Luna Eclipsed in MLP season 2, hope you all enjoy it and leave lots of reviews!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,776 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Jaune's Attempted Execution by blaiseingfire reviews
Jaune is captured by the White Fang and they execute him… at least they try to. It's harder than it looks. Based off a Monty Python skit.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Shy Demon and the Brash Heir by The KDT reviews
What happens when being constantly tortured and judged his entirely life changes Naruto into a shy kid and when the pressures of being the heir of a prestigious clans turns Hinata into a loud prankster?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Chōji A., Kurenai Y.
The Wizard and the Grimm by EmeraldGuardian7 reviews
[HP: Post OotP AU] [RWBY: Vol 1 AU] Voldemort, failing to both gain the prophecy & to possess Harry Potter, decides to end the threat to his power by throwing him through the Veil of Death. Now Harry's awoken to find himself in a new world. Enrolled at Beacon, he is making new friends and learning new skills. Little does he know his old friends are still looking for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,593 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Harry P., Pyrrha N.] Albus D., Ozpin
Black Steel by Sol Winterfang71 reviews
All I know is war and battle. I was bred for it, designed for it. They wanted a 'power house', a new breed of Spartans that couldn't be stopped. All they got was me, but I was more than enough. Until I fell through that damn portal...Now, I'm trapped in an entirely foreign world where combat was a part of daily life here in Remnant. I just might fit in after all... Rated M
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,227 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Naruto U.
These Kids Aren't Alright by Captain Lycan reviews
Naruto thought his turbulent life had prepared him for anything. Alas nothing could have prepared him for working at Beacon. He honestly wasn't sure what would drive him up the wall first: his coworkers, the students, or even just trying to keep a few secrets.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,743 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
You have a suit? by Azura0611 reviews
As Flare looks for a new job, she decides to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. But not before doing her research. This is not your normal FNaF fanfic, as it contains almost no horror, like, seriously, only maybe 2 or 3 paragraphs of horror. Rated T because maybe swearing somewhere anda teeny bit of romance :3. OCxFreddy
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, OC
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Tsunade Teaches the kunoichis V2 by KhaosMaster reviews
Adopted from LOOZRZ: Tsunade takes the girls and Naruto to an Onsen, where, with the help of him, and some of the more mature kunoichis, they'll learn seduction and SEX. NaruHinaHarem, Very slight NaruSaku in the beginning chapters. Lemonfic ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kitsune Huntress by DarkDevilKnight reviews
AU RWBY/Naruto, may add in other animes in the future. Spelling might be wrong and will try to fix them "Hello, my name is Naru Namikaze, I am a fox faunus but also a student at Beacon Academy training to become a Huntress to fight the forces of Evil. Oh did I forget to mention that I have a girlfriend?" NaruxYang pairing.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,049 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Naruko U., Yang X.L.] Ruby R.
Remnants of an age forgotten by Qrious writ3r reviews
There are many mysteries surrounding Remnant, one such mystery is how they are able to use Aura, where did Dust come from? And most importantly, how did the Grimm came to be. Well the answe- Kurama, why is that Grimm waving at me? - Rating is now M. First Fic. May become Multi-xover. Chapter re-editing in progress.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,861 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Ruby R., Ozpin
Incubus Among Monster Girls by kyosuke-date-the soultaker reviews
Trapped in a new world, one without the need or seemingly want of ninja like himself, Naruto finds himself adapting. However, when he's found out as an Incubus, the ever mooching Ms. Smith is sent to deal with him, by making a deal With him when it's found, through word of mouth and physical proof, that he's Mostly human. Stick around, see what happens. Harem, Incubus!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,730 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Naruto U.
Crimson Hunter by Konsaki reviews
Ranma 'awakens' to find herself a child once more, her memories fragmented into dreams of another life. As Ranma grows up for the second time, she regains what remains of her legacy, in this new world of Adventure, Pirates and Marines. One thing's for sure, no matter if it's this world or the next, Ranma is going to become the best martial artist in it, come hell or high water!
Crossover - Ranma & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,686 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014
She Put a Spell on Him by ARega1s reviews
Ben has been kidnapped by Charmcaster. What plans does she have for our hero with the watch? Rated M for language and sex.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Ben T., Charmcaster/Hope] - Complete
Ah My Ninja by alchemists19 reviews
Naruto is tried from all the mission he is being sent on and calls for Ichiruka Ramen to be delivered. Only he reaches the Goddess Help Line instead. He meets a goddess who will change his life forever.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,637 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Skuld, Naruto U.
Naruto: Master of the In Between by wesst1 reviews
Along with Yin and Yang is Mu, Nothingness. Watch as Naruto gains the power to do anything with the power over nothing. NaruHina, IruAnko and other pairings. First fic, be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,330 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Iruka U., Anko M.
Lord and Ladies by Harry50 reviews
With Voldemort resurrected, Dumbledore needed to find a shortcut, enabling the light faction to gain power and stand a chance against the dark. The one he found proved very enjoyable for Harry Potter and some girls. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,269 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Night Moves by Nidoran Duran reviews
After the Death Eater attack at the Quidditch world cup sends Harry into an overworked panic trying to get stronger, Hermione resorts to desperate measures to get him to relax. Namely, secret nightly visits to help him let off some steam, but Harry's not quite as sleepy as he lets on, and Hermione is in for a while slew of surprises to come. Commission for Lord of Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B., Parvati P.]
Finding a Way Home by WolfWing reviews
Thanks to an invention by the resident mad inventor, Keitaro and Motoko find themselves far from home. Just to survive they will have to rely on each other. But how do they get home when they don't even know where they are?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 10/18/2009 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.]
Harry's Dreams Come True by Gamer95 reviews
One night, Harry has a horrible nightmare... But he is saved by a mysterious, playful jester-like figure, who quickly takes a shine to him... Female NiGHTS, collab with SpeedGamerDTS
Crossover - Harry Potter & NiGHTS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Harry P., NiGHTS
Harry Potter Rabbit by jojo3112 reviews
Toonboy Harry goes to Hogwarts, what happens when Toons and wizards mix?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The bushel of thorns by Pokarak reviews
Ruby is a wolf faunas and is just looking for love. Most of her love is from her family, and she needs someone else. Will someone steal her heart away, or will her instincts force her to mate.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/22/2016 - [Ruby R., Glynda G., Blake B.]
Furry Maximus by Shadow JAFF reviews
Based on Naruto the Strange Human by FTDS. Naruto/Monster Musume crossover, harem, M rated. Will include most, not all, of the girls in the series. Will include minor crossing with other stories, and OCs. Enjoy!
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Naruto U.
To Be A Hero Is To Commit Suicide by The Darkenger reviews
"Ms. Waller, I'm impressed with what you've shown us so far of these individuals, but what about these two remaining files? ...Mr. Hyde and Siren?" the board member let his curiosity be known, not wanting any info on this rag-tag team left unknown. "Those would be the other meta-humans, Lord Hadrian and Lady Fleur Potter-Black."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Teddy L., OC
Vanguard by gunman reviews
Shinji is brought to Themyscira by Athena to help Wonder Woman and the Amazons and ends up being an adopted member of their island. Even as Diana falls in love with him.
Crossover - Evangelion & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 7/1/2010 - [Shinji I., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman]
When an immortal prankster gets bored by JaxTheKuroKitsune reviews
Bad stuff will happen to those involved. As we all know, Naruto has a pretty good healing factor. Add in the Uzumaki constitution and long life and Godlike strength then you have an immortal badass who happens to be bored. Good thing for Karakura and its' residents, Naruto is going to get involved. Too bad they have to deal with the hier of the Icha and 'Prankster King from Hell".
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
THE SHINOBI HUNTER by Reon-D-Anibis reviews
At the night of the Forbidden Scroll incident not only did Naruto learned the kage bunshin and kage bunshin dabakuha he also released sets of weapons from the scroll that were entitled to him. Naruto RWBY crossover. Grimm summoner. Aura using,, dust manipulating Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 140,639 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 12/18/2014
The Blood Runs Deep Into the Ground V2 by DarkNutDestroyer reviews
Naruto had one job. Save the world. Easy right? Wrong. Now stuck in a different dimension with the cynical physical manifestation of the will of a goddess, the Child of Prophecy must work part-time for a principal who has no qualms to show his religious beliefs in a school filled with useless horny teenagers and a group of girls who probably want to have his children. Shit.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,313 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Naruto U., Moka A., Kurumu K., Mizore S.
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Bride by NarutoTheTrueLegend reviews
AU! What if Yagura come back to his senses? What if Mei and Naruto were engaged? Starts during one month break before chunin exam finals. Rated for lemons, some gore and dark themes. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Dumb Arse by WolfWing reviews
Dissatisfied with life, Keitaro does something insane. He dresses like a superhero and goes forth to stop crime. What a surprise it will be when he inspires others to do the same. Inspired by the comic by Mark Millar and the upcoming movie by Vaughn.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,553 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
Six by Flitty reviews
An attack on Harry splits him into six very different personalities. Suspicions, threats and impossible changes are abound as the Mane Six take on the school of Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,961 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Alien Reality by Maestro Hazard reviews
In the graveyard, Voldemort banished Harry to a new universe. Stranded in a reality of technology, adventure, and snake-like aliens that are bent on galactic conquest, Harry will join with a new group to hopefully find a way home. A group called SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,773 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Life Beyond the Veil by 101dragon reviews
When Sirius fell into the veil, Harry went with him and together they were reborn into the pokemon world along with Ash Ketchum. Now, Harry, Sirius, and Ash Ketchum are all going on their journey and they are certainly going to surprise people. Especially considering that their partners are an absol, a growlithe, and an electrike. Yeah they'll definitely surprise everyone.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Son of the Goddesses by Gamer95 reviews
After Ganon's defeat, the three goddesses grow bored after being inactive, and decide to peek into other worlds. They discover a child pulling weeds alone in the backyard. Disturbed by this, they watch over him and witness his abuse and pain. Horrified, they go down to put a stop to it once and for all...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Din, Nayru, Farore, Harry P.
Son of the Blue Blur by Gamer95 reviews
Sonia the Hedgehog has defeated Eggman once again. In her quest to stop him, she ended up in a small English town. There, she accidentally ruins the backyard of the Dursleys. They yell at her, and she meets their nephew, Harry, quickly deducing that they have been abusing and hurting him. She quickly takes him away for a better life...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Harry P., Sonic
Naruto of the moon water flower eye by bloodlinenaruto reviews
Naruto decides to better himself as a ninja, and in the process impresses the kyuubi who gifts the boy with a doujutsu thinking that this will help improve the boy standing and make Konoha want to protect him. Naruto X Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Opposites Attract by Mystic the Kitsune reviews
You know the old saying Opposites Attract? Well that will be applied in this harsh world known as Remnant as one brave Faunus will rise above the hate and prejudice against his kind to become known as the greatest hunter alive. Of course it doesn't hurt that he can seduce any girl he meets.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,419 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Naruto U., Velvet S., Cinder F.
Ranma 12: A Ward of a Goddess by viktor2m reviews
Ranma is six years old and traveling with his father. Nodoka is depressed. She makes a phone call, reaching the earth assistance line. Peorth arrives and a wish is granted, binding Peorth as Ranma's guardian spirit. Ten years later Ranma and Genma visit the cursed springs, and well, not everything stays the same. Chapter 6 up !
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,956 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016 - [Akane, Ranma] Peorth
Harry Potter-Dracula and the Sorcerer's Stone by Danny Cyber Eclipse reviews
Instead of Harry being adopted into the Dursley family, Harry was taken to Hotel Transylvania by Mavis to be adopted and loved. However, he must still learn magic for being half wizard, half vampire. So, when he goes to attend to Hogwarts, he will be going with his zing, Winnie, and he makes some friends in the process. What will happen to him in his first year in Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,763 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Harry P., Mavis, Winnie - Complete
The Flower Girl's Son by Gamer95 reviews
Aerith is given a second chance at life in a new world. Because she is needed...A little boy needs someone to love and care for him, and Aerith is just the one for the job. Collab with SpeedGamerDTS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Harry P., Aerith G.
The Son of the Robot Mermaid by Gamer95 reviews
Splash Woman was never corrupted by Wily, and she fulfills her purpose like she was made to do. One day, she rescues a little boy from drowning. She finds herself quickly growing attached to the child, and she decides to give him the family he was denied.
Crossover - Mega Man & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Splash Woman, Harry P.
The Little Kitsune Witch, Naruto! by Dingo T. Wilds reviews
Thrown through several dimensions, Sasuke and Naruto are forced to adapt to the world they have landed in. And I mean this quite literally. And it is all Lord Death can do to prevent the chaos caused by these two from overwhelming the city. Honestly, those pranks are way too over the top!
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016
Catherine and Hobbes by Knight Writer 95 reviews
Twenty-six years after that last trip in the toboggan, Calvin is married and has a daughter who's having problems with the monsters under the bed. Can an old friend of Calvin's help her? And can his daughter help him see his best friend again? R&R.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins, OC
Demons Of Ohara by Rebel Don reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has been called a demon his entire life but when an accident gets him sent to an island where another is in a similar predicament the two of them find strength in companionship. Follow them as they face countless adversities on their journey to greatness. *Won't get to cannon time for a while.*
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,418 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Naruto U., Robin
The Goddess's Pup by Gamer95 reviews
Amaterasu is upset after visiting the world in her human form. It's changed so much since she was last there...And fewer people believe in her. But she does have purpose...She finds it in a little boy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Okami - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Harry P., Amaterasu
Son of the Twin-Tailed Fox by Gamer95 reviews
A crash landing has Miley 'Tails' Prower ended up in someone else's backyard. She meets a little boy working outside in the snow in nothing but an oversized t-shirt and quickly learns the horrible truth of his situation...GenderSwapped Sonic-Verse, collab with SpeedGamerDTS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Tails
A Sage's New Life by SoulGamer reviews
After the battle with Sasuke, Naruto has been put in a near death situation. He's bleeding out and doesn't have much time left. Fortunately for him the tailed beasts have other plans for him. Plans that will give Naruto the life and love that he deserves. Humanized MLP characters. Naruto Harem.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 197 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Naruto U.
The Three Children From the End of Days by 7thManiac reviews
After living through Third Impact and the near extinction of humanity the three young Evangelion pilots want to start a new life. So Rei uses the god-like power of Lilith to transport them to a new world with new younger bodies. Now they can enjoy their new lives, make new friends, and become Shinobi so they can have the power to be in control of their own destinies. M for violence
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,355 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.] Naruto U.
The Raven's Nestling by Gamer95 reviews
The titans now have their own houses to live in now that they're adults. They have their own lives, even though they still fight crime together. Raven, while scouting for trouble, ends up rescuing a little boy from an abusive caretaker. It doesn't take her long to fall in love with him. Can she give him the life he deserves?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Harry P., Raven
Naruto the Foxy Titania by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Rewrite of "Naruto the Apprentice of the Fairy Queen".
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,511 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Naruto U.
The Rabbit God and the Blonde Fox! by DarkSoul16 reviews
The Ultimate Jutsu Naruto created didn't quite have the effect on Kaguya he had hoped it would. It released years and years of pent up frustrations, and now, she is directing those frustrations onto Naruto! They don't call her the Rabbit God for nothing! Lemon. Oneshot, NarutoXKaguya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.
The Rabbit God and The Blonde Fox! Aftermath by DarkSoul16 reviews
Naruto had successfully won the war in the most ridiculous way possible, what will happen when he returns to Konoha and explains things to his friends? What will happen when he explains it to Tsunade and the other Kages? What will happen when Kaguya gets him alone once again? Rated M for lemony goodness, maybe not a oneshot? Naruto/Kaguya (Or More?)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 842 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Mei T., Kaguya Ō.
Harry Potter Loving Death by GreyKing46 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Ghoul School Harem by GreyKing46 reviews
A retelling of Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School, with older girls and a bit less comedy. Oh? AND NO SCRAPPY! Shaggy gets a job as the new coach at Miss Grimwoods Finishing School for Ghouls, where the girls fall for their new coach. Shaggy/harem
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,969 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Shaggy
The Wild Fox of Beacon by Konoha's Demon Child reviews
Soon after joining the war, Naruto is captured by Tobi and the Nine-Tails is extracted. Not wanting him to interfere with his plans any longer, Tobi uses a Ten-Tails-enhanced Kamui to send him far away. How will Naruto fare in a world of Grimm, Faunus and Hunters? And what is this strange new ability he has? Fox!Naruto (ON HIATUS - SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS)
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,996 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Velvet S.
Hiraga Family Wrath by cornholio4 reviews
How would the people of Tristain Academy react when government agents from Saito's world is brought and how will Louise deal with Saito's father the Minister of Defence of Japan when he learns of his son's treatment? Saito/Tabitha.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/25/2016 - [Saito, Tabitha] Louise, OC
Raising a Fox by The Pyroman reviews
Naruto's worst beating yet happens on a night when the fox doesn't feel like cooperating. Anko finds Naruto just as things start to go bad, and neither of them expected the events to unravel because of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 141,107 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] Anko M.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 5,080 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Shipwrecked by Quis Custodiet reviews
A pleasure cruise turns into disaster as Keitaro finds himself shipwrecked on a deserted island with the one girl that he's certain wants to kill him.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.]
Death Dancer Ino by HiroJiyuNaka reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Ino watches as Sakura is killed, unable to help. Something deep within her snaps, and the power of Death itself surfaces from within! Can she avenge Sakura? She's got Naruto to help her, but can she tell him how she feels before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: Prince of Darkness by Maltrazz reviews
Hellsing/Naruto crossover. Naruto saves Haku in Wave, only to be killed by his sensei's Raikiri. Kakashi's Problem? Naruto didn't stay dead. Naruto returns to Konoha as an Undead King... and as the splitting image of his father! Pairing undecided. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Seras, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Fallen One by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
The truth has came out about Naruto's past and about his clan, how will Konoha react to the truth? How will they react to all the lies that was told to them over the years? How will Naruto change once he told the world what really happened all these years ago? Will Naruto still be the loyal shinobi or will he turn against the village once and for all? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,133 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Tsume I.
Transforming Ninja by The Dark Dragon Emperor reviews
After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto goes into the forest and stumbles across an ancient relic. After receiving new powers, he's ready to become the most powerful ninja in the world! Only one problem...how does he change back to being flesh and blood? Cooperation with Yatsushiro Ryko. Disclaimer: We own nothing but our OC's and story idea.
Crossover - Naruto & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 169,536 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiruzen S., Optimus Prime
Akatsuki at Hogwarts by rothfyae reviews
Hidan and Tobi are being stalked by Filch, Sasori and Deidara hate Malfoy, and the Akatsuki are pranking Umbridge...what's happening? They don't know either! Trapped in Hogwarts by a strange technique, our favorite mercenaries are learning magic, meeting new friends, and getting involved in all sorts of things that they never thought were possible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,482 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Akatsuki
The Fox's Contract by Technical Mercy reviews
In which a very male Naruto discovers how to use powers that he never asked for while a certain nine-tailed demon laughs at his expense; and who the hell forced Naruto into heels? A different take on the Naruto and Bayonetta crossovers, with a focus on how an Umbra Witch learns to use their powers.
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,711 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Toy Soldier by 7thManiac reviews
11 years after his disappearance the Third Child has been located in Europe. As Misato is sent by NERV to retrieve him she doesn't find a young week willed boy and instead she finds a surgically modified, highly trained and experienced killing machine wearing the skin of a 14 year old child. Will Shinji stay a lethal weapon? Or become something more? M for Violence and adult themes
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,471 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I.] Misato K., Maya I.
The Feline Wizard's Kitten by Gamer95 reviews
Harry Potter transports himself to a new land he doesn't recognize and befriends a small kitten. After living in an alley together, one cold winter night, the kitten saves him from freezing to death by attracting the attention of a certain cat-loving wizard...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 352 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Harry P., Millianna
The Dog Demon's Son by Gamer95 reviews
Fem!Inuyasha! Early in their adventure, Inuyasha rescues a young boy from a flock of crow demons. But as a result of this, the toddler has imprinted himself on her. Will she be able to find it in herself to care for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 354 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Harry P., Inuyasha
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Jinchuriki's Goddess by TheGreatHibiki reviews
When Naruto's misfortune become too much when he learns of Kyuubi, Kami-sama sends an unlikely Goddess to grant him a wish to return balance to his world. What happened was more than anyone would expect. Some things just run in the family. Up For Adoption
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,084 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Urd, Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox's Sword by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED!Fem!Harry. Lana Potter was killed by her so called best friend Ron Weasley after the Final Battle when her back was turned. Thinking that she would get to see her parents and godfather, but instead her soul was sealed away and she became known as Samehada. After many years of being used by blood thirsty idiots, she decides it time to find someone who is worthy of using her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Harry P.
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 374 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Harry's Guardian Angel by Gamer95 reviews
We all know Raynare was a terrible person...But what if something happened that caused her to develop a soft side, preventing her from becoming the evil monster she's known for being? Rescuing and raising an abused child is just the thing she needs to avoid her start of darkness...
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Harry P., Raynare
The Stinger's Child by Gamer95 reviews
Soi-Fon has a secret...She has a child. A little boy that has been missing for four years. Upon finally finding her son, she discovers she is being abused by her deceased best friend's relatives. After rescuing him, she is determined to give her little boy the life he should have had all along. [Sui-Feng is called Soi-Fon out of habit.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P., Suì-Fēng
Kitsune Musume by deamondragonsclaw reviews
what happen's when a Kitsune hanyo who grew up as a human is made a host in the extra species cultural program, things become crazy as, but they're made even crazier when that Hanyo is one Naruto Uzumaki, the son of Kushina Uzumaki a nine tailed Youko and leader of the Kitsune. Rated M for later
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U., Miia
Appearances Can Be Deceiving by Orion Winter reviews
SEVERITUS FIC! Harry Potter isn't the only one to receive a gift on his 15th birthday. Dumbledore makes a grave error that could have destroyed more than one life. Lily Potter is determined to make it right and save her family...from her grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kitsune of Arkham by Kento-hish17 reviews
Naruto shows up in Gotham a month or two before the events in Arkham City take place and makes a name for himself as thief, appearing in Gotham after the 4th shinobi war without Kurama, having found a way to free him and the other Biju though he still kept his gifts from the nine tailed bijuu and his journies as a shinobi, and was given a bloodline to him by Kurama. Up for adoption
Crossover - Naruto & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U., Harley Q., Poison Ivy, Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Journey of the Sorcerer by Quatermass reviews
(Female Crona!) Soul Resonance: the union of two souls in harmony. From the World of Exile comes a powerful scion of the Evans family, damaged by his vile guardians. Teaming up with an equally damaged girl, they make a good team, before they attract the attention of the DWMA. But Harry Potter and Crona are nothing if not adaptable, and nothing will tear their friendship apart...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,028 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Harry P., Crona] [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
A Wild Pony in Equestria by Tangent reviews
Ranma Saotome wakes up deep in the Everfree Forest one day. The next day, he wakes up as a female pony. Later that same day, she encounters a cockitrace. Clearly, Ranma was not ready for Equestria. But this IS Ranma, who, when faced with failure and impossible odds, steps back, adapts, and overcomes, so the real question is: Is Equestria ready for Ranma?
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,530 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013
1 New Message by Siriuslyblacked reviews
Dr. Drakken manages to screw up SMS while working for GJ. Private government texts are now in the hands of random United States citizens, but what's worse is where Kim Possible's not so innocent picture text went.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kim P., Shego
Hellsing in Konoha by V3n3ficus reviews
On his twelfth birthday, Naruto is chased by mob across Konoha and unwittingly into the manor of the hellsing family that has been closed off for centuries. Naruto falls down a flight of stairs into the darkness below in his urgency to escape. What will he find down there? Whatever it is the world better watch out. NarutoxHarem Intelligent!Naruto Darker!Naruto in later chapters.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,406 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
The High Entia's Prince by Gamer95 reviews
Melia rules over the remains of the High Entia, and has moved on from Shulk, optimistic that she can find someone of her own. Little does she know she'll soon have someone to love...but not in the way she's thinking...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Harry P., Melia
The Fox and the Hound by sageof6way reviews
Naruto find a new sensei after Kakashi refuses to train him for the chunin exams
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Doll's Child by Gamer95 reviews
One day, while cleaning the attic, Harry finds a large suitcase containing a human-sized doll. He begins to talk to the doll, desperate to talk to someone. He feels safe with it, and it becomes his confidant. However, he's unaware of just what effect his magic will have on the doll... It may even give him a mother like he wanted...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rozen Maiden - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Harry P., Suigintou
The Umbra Witch's Son by Gamer95 reviews
REWRITE of Bayonetta's Harry adoption fic. Bayonetta, after a night out on the town [fighting angels], stumbles upon a tiny, baby-like boy cleaning the gutters of a house. She takes pity on him, and takes him under her wing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bayonetta - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 232 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Harry P., Bayonetta
The Virtual Mother by Gamer95 reviews
After the events of Soos and the Real Girl, Giffany, who survived, has given up. She feels she'll never be loved. But when an obese man buys her game, she meets the man's nephew. And then she realizes that she doesn't need ROMANTIC love in order to be happy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Harry P., Giffany
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,452 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Masters of Genjutsu Harem Edition by Bombertank reviews
From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal? Adopted from Tsukune08. This is going to be a mass harem. Rate M for language and sexual themes later in the story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y., Mei T., Shizuka
A Sprinkle of Chaos Never Kill Anyone Maybe by MonkyingAbout reviews
Harry's relatives, instead of abusing him, give him Warhammer 40K to keep him occupied, setting in motion a new chain of events. Meeting interesting characters and exploring new places is fun, for him anyway. Overpower/ChaosGod!Harry! M for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,522 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Creepypasta Family by Spidey108 reviews
Harry was always the hero no matter what happened to him... But what if he became a killer instead? How would the Wizarding World react to a Harry Potter who became a Creepypasta? Find out as he makes his own legend. Rated T for now, will be M in the future. Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,746 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Harry P.
Fields of Thyme by WizardsGirl reviews
Immortality doesn't sit well with Harry. So, when given the choice to move on to a new world for a "Traveling Holiday" he's quick to take it up. Of course, Chaos has to have a say in it. Fem!Alicorn!Harry BECAUSE I CAN. Not sure exactly where this is going, but I'm having fun writing it so Nyah. Rated T just in case, Feel free to Q&A me! LONG CHAPTERS WHOOOT! XD Enjoy
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,045 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P.
In Service of the Queen by Jknight3135 reviews
The city state of Vale, ruled by the reigning Schnee vampire clan for hundreds of years along with the merchant council is as prosperous a place as can be reasonably expected in medieval society. That however doesn't mean there aren't people down on their luck, Ruby and her sister are two such individuals, Ruby takes a chance to save her sister from desperation, but at what price?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Neo]
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
initiation into the body shot club: (smut) by nexusgiga reviews
a new club wants to join the ranks and Satsuki has to test to see if its welcome. and lewd shenanigans ensues.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Satsuki K.
I don't think mom wanted me to be a ninja by prototype gear reviews
one day Arceus got bored. so he grabbed some random shmuk, gave him six pokemon and a partner then sealed kyreum into him, before preoceeding to throw his ass into the naruto unviverse. Forced to be the entertainment of a god, Luke Unova will be the best that ever was. even if the information he had on the universe keeps on failing him. minato kushina alive. OC insert.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,168 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015
Daft Angel by Kaworu Naha ga bisa
We all know that it's not Adam that's in Geofront, but Lilith. So, what will happen when one of them managed to become one with Lilith? Answer: Very... different kind of Instrumentality. One shot (or not?)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Ramiel, Rei A.
The Chaos and The Feels by dah884 reviews
Making deals with demons is always a dangerous game where one miss step can lead to disaster. The only question is how do you define disaster especially when your not even the one making the deal. When an old friend of Discords decides to leave his new pony friends a little gift it will be up to the elements to hopefully keep all of Eqeustria and it's sanity in one peace.
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Ranma, Kasumi, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
Naruto Uzumaki Fox Swordman by SoapBox Bill reviews
Narto befriends Kyuubi at an early age, gains an older sister too look out for him and finds he is in an aranged mariage with a girl from another village. will be strong/smart naruto. NaruTem/NaruHarem First original Arc preview now posted! The Real next chapter is now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Naruto U., Temari
What do you mean, Hollow? by hakon2feb reviews
Soul society needs a hero in their hour of need. Who is better than a blonde ninja? Strong Shinigami/Ninja Naruto. max 4 people from Naruto universe. Pairings: NarutoxHinata H.xSakura H.xSui FengxTier Harribel My first story, so i'll put alot of work into it :)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,195 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Suì-Fēng]
Naruto-The Yellow Flash Guardian by Roblox2331 reviews
"What if Tuxedo Mask isn't my true love." Said a blond haired girl known as Sailor Moon. "Why is my heart pumping so fast? I only made eye contact with that blond kid. That symbol on his back, i have seen it before, but where?" Suddenly Sailor Moon had a vision. It was a guy in an orange jacket. Then she saw the same red circle symbol on his back. "Him" She said.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,339 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Naruto U.
Naruto no X by kyosuke-date-the soultaker reviews
At the end of Metroid Fusion, an SA-X Survived, and locked on to a strange energy signature coming from a far off planet. Traveling there, it meets its end trying to take over the source of the energy, one Naruto Uzumaki. See what consequences this holds for the blonde, and what boons it brings.
Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/31/2015
Keitaro the adopted Father! by sleepyhobo10 reviews
Since everyone seems to like it I will try and do a complete story. I'll do my best So give me reviews on what you think and if Im either rushing it or taking something to slow. I do not own Love Hina or any characters except the OC. Thank's for any support provided! Rated M Just in case!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Motoko A., Keitaro U.] OC
The Fiore Laws by Zorua101 reviews
This fanfiction was heavily inspired by "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies" by Mistress Nika. From the king of Fiore, to the citizens of Fiore. Rated T for safety.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014
Harmony Cat by Espeon Master Espo reviews
What happens if Hermione, after taking the Polyuice Potion, could not change completely back to normal? Beta Read Ch 1-10. Please note that chapters are being slightly rewritten so things will be out of order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,827 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Fruit Loops by BrokenChosenofEva reviews
Loops Theater AU. RWBY joins the Loops. Weiss Awakes to the same thing every time, Ruby blowing her whistle in their room on the first day of classes. [NOT connected to Innortal's "Infinite Loops".]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
A Spider Among Monsters by ScorpinokXV reviews
Peter is placed from one battlefield to another, where he decides to use his powers to help protect the peace between the humans, and extra species.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,419 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Tionishia, Doppel
Spider-Man and Oola by gunman reviews
Spider-Man gets teleported to Jabba's Palace, ending up in the Rancor Pit the same time as the female Twi'lek dancer Oola and must use his powers to save her. Chapter 2, 4 and 5 edited. 2-13-2018.
Crossover - Star Wars & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,846 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Oola, Peter P./Spider-Man] Leia O., Han S.
Arrangements by Heartstring Scissor reviews
Kim finds out that anything really is possible for a Possible...
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Kim P., Shego]
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 395,578 - Reviews: 4625 - Favs: 9,315 - Follows: 8,399 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Power Play by Talon Earthstone reviews
While on a mission, Kim inhales a gas and blacks out. The next morning she notices some strange changes. What are these changes? What problems will they cause? For those answers, you'll just have to read and find out. Rated T for Language.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,474 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Kim P., Electronique] Shego - Complete
Fairy Tail's King of Blades by Ezio4003 reviews
Kyuubi takes Naruto to Earthland after a mob attack and meets Erza on the way to Fairy Tail and decides to join with her.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U., Erza S.
Dreyrugr Fjǫðr by Children of Darkness reviews
Sequel to Not Who She Seems. How much darkness can one society truly hold? And how much ignorance? Rayna continues her training and is as determined as ever to help end the war Voldemort dragged her into as a baby, but is what she will discover enough to turn her away from the effort? And how far will the confrontation escalate? Fem Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Cedric D.] [Lily Evans P., Loki]
Burning Soul by Neko no Tora reviews
What starts out as a simple recon mission ends with Naruto, Hinata and Lee getting stuck in a world of Misters and Weapons. 'Just as Naruto and Black Star are about to collide something unexplainable happens, Naruto disappears. I run over quickly and find Lee simply staring at a scythe on the ground.' This fanfic also contain a little bit of romance.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Black Star, Maka A.
When the Memories are Gone by Kyroshiro reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's battle at the VoTE caused the interest in a certain God Pokemon. Now with the task of saving the PMD world, Naruto, with his teammate Alice the Ralts, must discover hidden secrets as they battle against the enemy who plans to control the world of Pokemon. "I will never give up, believe it!" Let us soar and grow from new fruit!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,894 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ralts, Naruto U.
Electrical Maelstrom by Kyroshiro reviews
Naruto is now in the Pokeworld as a Pikachu! How will he fair in the world? Pokemon!Naruto NaruchuXFem!Pikachu Let us soar and grow from new fruit!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Naruto U.
The Son Of The Kyuubi No Kitsune by Hector Flores reviews
The kyuubi decides to pull a prank on a very pregnant Kushina, but end up giving him the chance to feel what being a father is like and the difficulties of parenting. His son would one day be a son would be proud of, and find love in the arms to the woman who was mother to his son's academy rival. (Strong, caring, sharingan Naturo.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,742 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Changes to the Food Chain: DvC book 2 by Vimesenthusiast reviews
The government has once again come knocking. When the Emperor himself tells them to find out why the nation's monsters are no longer acclimating peacefully to human society, they find themselves at Yokai Academy, as freshman no less. Now four powerful humans find themselves surrounded by monsters while trying to find out about the two anti-human groups and fighting off boredom.
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 541 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Ranma, Moka A., Tsukune A.
Infinite forms of a blade by Namelessafterall reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a sword? Well let me tell ya, it's not as fun as you think it would be. I mean who likes getting waved around by another person or being used to hit someone else. Naruto really doesn't mind being a sword. To him it was just another way of meeting the most unique people that way. Like a certain white winged crow that stumbled on his sword.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015
The Shinobi Prankster by YinShadow reviews
Naruto finds a strange mask in the woods, his life changes when he wears it, this is a request fanfic foe themask501. Sasuke bashing Sakura bashing and a occasional Kakashi bashing. Rated M for Language and strange humour
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The Clown of Konoha by CyberLja reviews
When Naruto awakens a bloodline thought to have died out with his mother. How will it affect Narutos future, as a shinobi, and maybe his future as something more.
Crossover - Naruto & D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Anko M., Akamaru, Allen Walker, Crown Clown
Half-Baked Alaska by kb9vcn reviews
"RUBY! HOW could you SHIP your SISTER with the ENEMY?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yang X.L., Neo] - Complete
The Shadow of A Freezing Flame by Theboblinator reviews
Jack, or Shadow, has just finished ridding his town of all the gangs that plagued its streets. One would think that he deserves a vacation, right? Well, they'd be right, but that vacation shouldn't be to an alternate universe where he's supposed to be the familiar for a certain busty red head! Oh well, at least he's better off than Saito. (Previously "Silent Jack")
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Louise, Kirche, Saito, OC
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 7019 - Favs: 15,613 - Follows: 10,489 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5863 - Favs: 13,633 - Follows: 14,157 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
The Mage's Little Wizard by Gamer95 reviews
After Ganon is defeated, Lana has nothing to do...until the goddess Hylia herself comes to her with a great task: travel to another world, rescue an abused child, and take him into her care, raising him with the love and care he deserves...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Lana, Harry P.
You can't kill what is already dead by The Unstable Dean Ambrose reviews
What if Minato had summoned the wrong god while trying to seal the Kyubi into Naruto? How will this change the future of one Naruto Uzumaki? Naruto will have the Yin Yang Release, Meiton and a Dojutsu that has the power of the Rinnegan, Byakugan and Sharingan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y.
Overdrive by Genesis Coffee reviews
Loneliness, death, and loss. These are all things humans instinctively fear, but yet there is honor in death, acceptance in loss, and solace in loneliness. We have developed ways to cope with our reality and accept it. Naruto has none of this, all he has is a heartfelt wish. Watch it come to fruition. Watch him become more than human. Strong! Naruto/Harem AU (hiatus)
Crossover - Naruto & Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Naruto U., Miku H., Rin K., Luka M.
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter, Gaming Wizard Extraordinair by Dreetje reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,775 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 5,219 - Follows: 6,379 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Hermione G., Neville L.
the mane's friend, the moon's guardian by seventhharmony reviews
after Madara messes up his jutsu, Naruto reïncarnates himself into a diffrent dimension. he wakes up as a foal on the doorstep of the apple family in equestria. follow naruto's journey as he accompanies the mane six on their adventures and helps teaching a certain princess the modern ways and perhaps even more. rated M for no-no language.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Naruto U.
Bridging the Gap by SteelHarte reviews
What if Miia had never been accidentally taken to Kusuru's house by Miss Smith? But Instead she was taken to her rightful host, a strange, unpredictable blond with a past shrouded in mystery. Just how would her life and the other girls' lives be different living with the 'last' shinobi as their host?
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,905 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Miia
Naruto Saurian Soul by KuronoDono12 reviews
After being cornered by a Mob on his Birthday Naruto is pulled into his Mindscape where he meets Kyubi and she gives him a gift to help him protect himself, his precious people, and bring peace the world thus begins the story of "Naruto of the Saurian Soul" Naruto x Anko x Hinata, Possible Harem, Blood, Gore, Lemons, My First Story so please be easy on my writing skills
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,792 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., Hinata H.
The Rabbit Goddess and The Number One Unpredictable Ninja by TheFearWithinUs reviews
What if Naruto's mom, Kushina, was the Shinto goddess Amaterasu in human form? And Amaterasu lets Kaguya go to the Shinobi world to know Naruto better and eventually fall in love with the Ramen addict.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Hadrian Dracula: Rise of a Prince by Black Flame of Destruction reviews
What if on the night he's left on the Dursley's Doorstep, a friend of Harry's parents appears and takes him in? And what if this friend Adopted him and changed his name from Harry Potter to Hadrian Dracula? well come in and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,648 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Goodbye Naruto Uzumaki by Dragoon Of Darkness reviews
Naruto stays after fighting against Sasuke and won their fight. He had stay behind to give Kakashi time to get away with Sasuke from the unknown shinobis that were coming their way. What will happen that that he's alone to take them on? Will he live or will he die?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Tsume I.
Scary Snake Lady by Ritsukex reviews
I AM NO BABY SITTER, plaese Anko train Naruto I'll pay for your Dnago for a year...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Snake Boy by vexinator reviews
He didn't know why but he was now a completely unique creature in the elemental nations so he left. Bad summary because I really don't know how to describe it without giving most of it away. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Miia, Hinata H.]
The bird of Hermes: Servant of a Jinchuuriki by Seeker Pendragon reviews
Shortly after Alucard's disappearance at the hands of Schrodinger, Alucard finds himself meeting face to face with the Shinigami. On a mere whim, the Shinigami randomly sends him off to another world, there he meets his new master. One who he.. No.. She will gleefully obey . Fem Alucard, AKA Girlycard.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,827 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,931 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Mavis's Responsibility by Gamer95 reviews
Mavis is growing exasperated with her father's constant doting, and wishes for a chance to prove she is responsible enough to care for herself. She gets her chance when she rescues a beaten little boy from freezing to death. However, he is so much more to her than a method of proving herself to her father...He's a very important member of her family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P., Mavis
Reading: Naruto the Apprentice of the Fairy Queen by Lightrazer reviews
Doing this with the permission of Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer. The members of the Fairy Tail guild get together and learn of Naruto's path after he starts learning from their own Titania.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Naruto U., Erza S.
A Heart of Gold by Gamer95 reviews
Launched into the human world through unknown means, Black Gold Saw finds herself rescuing a little boy. She grows attached to him, and decides she wants to adopt him...But can she raise him right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Harry P., Black Gold Saw
Mommy's Little Leek by Gamer95 reviews
Hatsune Miku is a sweet, kind woman who adores her fans, and people in general...It is this adoration for the human race that leads her to adopt a little boy. This little boy is her little leek, and she'll do anything and everything to keep him safe, happy and loved.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P., Miku H.
Not Your Friendly Neighborhood Uzumaki by Dark Patrician reviews
In just about every Spiderman/Naruto crossover Naruto gains the powers of Spiderman or Venom somehow. This not one of those stories. What if Naruto got the powers of somebody else? Or more than one person?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,226 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Doc Ock/Dr. Octopus, Naruto U.
Naruto's Scarlet Haired Mother by FatalityMass reviews
Erza is presented with the toughest challenge of her life... Baby sitting a 5 year old. Watch as they grow close and go on adventures! Erza's got her work cut out for her this time! I own nothing! Read and review please. Pairing now finalized. On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,507 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Erza S., Natsu D.] [Naruto U., Wendy M.]
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3689 - Favs: 6,052 - Follows: 4,780 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Pirates of the Leaf by Odin999 reviews
Konoha is transported to an unknown island. How will the citizens react, what are devil fruits and is there anyway home for them?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,771 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/4/2013
From the Veil by Complexitea reviews
The afterlife keeps a close count on the number of souls it is supposed to have. So when one is forced through the Veil, it has no choice but to send another to replace it. But how will the people on the outside react to Atem's appearance? What will happen to those back in Japan? And what does this all have to do with Lord Moldyshorts? More complex than first glance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Atem, Yūgi M.
Shadows And Magic by Lappalla reviews
Yugi/Yami find there selves in the middle of a wizard war when they decide to help out a stranger.. none other than Albus Dumbledore. Seeing the magic Yugi/Yami posses gets them invited to teach History of Magic at Hogwarts. But, not all is what it seems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,951 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
A Vampire's Lover by James Young reviews
Evangeline went to a bar to drink away her sorrows about Nagi's constant rejection and makes a friend in Naruto and when she later gets sealed at Mahora he goes looking for her. He finds her 15 years later attending a school. Rewritten Version.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,158 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M.
The Vulpine Huntsman of Vale by SilverFoxSage reviews
During the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End, the Kyūbi's energy rips a hole in reality and flings Naruto out of the Elemental Nations. He wakes up in a strange world where everything is heavier and people use weird transforming weapons and powder to kill things called Grimm. And why is Naruto half fox now? Smarter!Naruto Kitsune Hanyou!Naruto. Sensei!Kyūbi
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,576 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,476 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L.
Sensual Sorcery by Darr.Danelli reviews
After almost getting into trouble in the Academy Library, and kind of hooking up, Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka find an interesting old book, as if it just fell from the sky.A little book that will lead them on many... sensual adventures. GB character.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kurenai Y.
Twice Branded by dawnriser reviews
His hunt finally ends and he can settle down knowing that his destiny has been fulfilled. The only problem is that fate has other ideas and Harry is thrust from the end of one life threatening journey into yet another. How will Harry react to a world that has had its light stolen by a madman while being forced to save it with the aid of a sarcastic imp.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Midna, Harry P.
The perfect mother by Baylee1100 reviews
He was human, she was an artificial human created by her mother He wasn't running, and she didn't want him to They passed by a sign that told her where she would start her new life with this innocent boy and as she looked at him she too smiled and said "Welcome home to Tokyo 3"
Crossover - Evangelion & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shinji I., Ryoko
Hand Delivered Letter by the dork knight reviews
Instead of sending his Hogwarts acceptance letter by owl, McGonagall decides to personally deliver to Harry, which sets of a chain of events that changes many aspects of the life of the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,716 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P.
Superwomen of Eva 2: Blue Defiance by Mike313 reviews
Even when she realized that her relationship with Gendo wasn't all she once thought it was, Ritsuko felt powerless to change anything. When she happens to find a certain insect shaped artifact, however, the equation changes. Drastically.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,836 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Ritsuko A., Shinji I. - Complete
Celestia's knuckleheaded protege by Ethereal Trixster reviews
Naruto killed at the valley of the end finds himself thrust into Equestria by death himself. Now the apprentice of Celestia, Naruto learns the way of magic and assists the kind mare any way he can. The next obstacle in his path is the an overzealous enemy, that has a rivalry with his new ally Daring Do. NarutoxMarem(SunsetxOctaviaxSpitfirex?x?x?) Nightmare Moon arc done!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,069 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Spitfire, Daring Do, Naruto U.
Harry's Rejection Letter by Gamma Cavy reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, Harry doesn't go to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Complete
Naruto: The Phantom Shinobi by BlueDragonInferno reviews
What if Naruto found a scroll belonging to a very powerful being on his way back from the land of wave and what if he became the apprentice of this being what all would change? God like Naruto, Intelligent Naruto .. Naruto x Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.]
Change of Hands by INSECTgrl reviews
Petunia Dursley didn't expect her nephew to be a pawn in a war. She didn't expect to divorce her husband and have her husband keep her son. She didn't expect to move in with her brother the famous Maxamillion Pegasus. Now her and her brother will raise Harry to be a boy that no one expected. (Adopted from High Reacher)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P., Pegasus C./M. Pegasus
The Kampfer Shinobi by LtrDaySaint reviews
Sent into the future do to a mistake in a seal how will Naruto handle a bunch of females attacking each other and his own problems of turning into a girl.
Crossover - Naruto & Kämpfer/けんぷファー - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/7/2015
The Devil's Beloved Pawn by Gamer95 reviews
While on an assignment in England, Rias Gremory ends up encountering a little boy in the grocery store. After his abusive uncle beats him to death, Rias brings him back as her pawn. After he says something that warms her heart before he falls unconscious, Rias decides to play the role of his mother figure. And nothing, absolutely nothing, will harm him under her watch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Harry P., Rias G.
Harry Ketchum Pokémon Master by NextGenPokemon reviews
What if Harry escaped the Dursleys before he was 11? What if Harry was taken away by a powerful being? What if Harry went to the Pokémon world?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Harry P., Misty/Kasumi]
XenoFox by Espeon Master Espo reviews
While on a mission Naruto comes across a downed Predator ship and comes in contact with something that will change his life. Being slowly Beta Read.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,728 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Son of Time by Gamer95 reviews
FemLink request. Ganon is defeated, and the heroine of time is awaiting her next task. But she was not expecting her next task to be rescuing a suffering child from abusive relatives and raising him as her own son to prevent him from going dark. With the help of Zelda, Link enters a whole new world, all for the sake of the child she will call her son.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,727 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Link, Zelda, Harry P.
DOOM: RWBY by DemonFireX reviews
After fighting the demon hordes that invaded Mars, the lone marine made the ultimate sacrifice to seal the portal to Hell. But when the soldier finds himself in another universe with their own monsters to fight, he will find a new purpose and will continue to protect humanity in this new world of Remnant. But Hell will not give up so easily, and will come to raze Remnant to ashes.
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,558 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - OC, Ruby R., Ozpin, Cinder F.
My Friend Tom by CycoMW reviews
When Voldemort gave Harry that scar he gave him two other things; a part of his soul and a friend. The last remnant of Tom Riddle's humanity mentors Harry. (1st year complete, now on hiatus until inspiration for second year strikes)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,744 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Switching Places Evangelion by Greyff reviews
Mihoshi's a genie? Nabiki is skeptical? Ranma's Shinji? Shinji's Ranma? What else did that genie mess up?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,822 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ranma, Rei A.
A Nurturing Desert Rose by Gamer95 reviews
Harry Potter has accidentally transported himself to a town in the middle of the desert, and the townspeople are under the impression that he is a divine child sent by the gods. Confused and scared, he runs away from everyone...But one woman manages to bring him out of his shell, and make him finally feel safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Harry P., Rose
200 Ways to Bug Sasuke Uchiha by XxShota-FujoshixX reviews
I- The great and Mighty Nero Heart of the Hopeless Panda People- have made it my mission in life to annoy Sasuke Uchiha of Brother Issues Anonymous 200 times! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL MY MISSION IS COMPLETE! (I found a list of 200 ways to bug Sasuke plus used a few others and I thought I'd write a fanfic because I can!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,457 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., OC
Alcohol by PromptResponse reviews
It's Jaune's birthday and he wanders into a familiar club to try experimenting with liquor. He gets more than he bargained for when no one believes he's over eighteen. Jaune/Miltiades/Melanie Jaune/Pyrrha Arkos
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Miltia M., Melanie M. - Complete
Naruto:Rise of the Xenonin by HellkingUzumaki reviews
A reposting of Naruto:Xenonin by Raja-Ulat. Rated M for blood and gore.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,790 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., OC
Aura Sage by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Five year old Naruto is transported to the pokemon world by Kyubi after escaping from a mob attack, once in the pokemon world he is adopted by Delia, then rescuses a Riolu, now after eight years he begins his journey to become the best, what could possibly go wrong? Rated M for lemons
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,311 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Lucario, Naruto U.
Super Galactic Mother by Gamer95 reviews
After the events of Super Metroid, Samus is attacked by the space pirates on her way back. She crash lands on Earth, where she discovers an abused child. After rescuing him, she takes him back to her ship. Looking down on the broken boy awakens her maternal instincts. She vows to defend her new son with her life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Metroid - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Samus A.
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
The Wizard of Hellsing by Gamer95 reviews
In an Alternate universe where the Nazi plot to destroy London and defeat Alucard failed before it even begins, Seras finds a young child within a ghoulish attack. She rescues him and now the questions remains, can a vampire be a good mother?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 490 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Seras
Aura Shinobi by guardsmansparky reviews
In an attempt to become more powerful, six-year old Naruto attempts a summons. When it goes terribly wrong, a god-like being takes pity on the poor boy and sends him home, but not before granting the aspiring ninja a guardian and teacher.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,440 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Lucario, Naruto U.
Rewrite: Harry Potter, Pokemon Trainer by fanfictonfan12345671 reviews
War weary Harry is tired of hearing that he should settle down and decide what to do with his life now that the war is over. Without thinking, Harry wishes for someplace he can be himself, someplace he can have the family he has always wished for. Delia Ketchum wished for a child to replace the one she had lost. Arceus decides to allow Jirachi to grant both wishes.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Delia K./Hanako, Harry P.
Unexpected Side Effects by Talon Earthstone reviews
Energon, the life blood of Cybertronians. What would happen if it were to get into the blood stream of a human? The results inside! Please Read and Review! Rated T for minor language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Arcee, Jack D.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Rejection Letters and Triwizard by Tremor230 reviews
A collection of rejection letters and alternative Triwizard Tournament, chapters short and to the point, I don't know if you will find it amusing, I hope you will. Feel free to suggest other crossovers if you wish to see one done, updated whenever a new cross comes up in my mind. Rated M just to be safe. expect OOC, AU and such. don't take seriously, but "Siriusly" Moment. Hiatus.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,619 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Throne by Exvnir reviews
In hindsight, playing Truth or Dare with Yang is just asking for it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Spider Kunoichi by ChesterZTK reviews
AU: After spiderman's death, his soul and powers are suddenly pulled to another dimension into the body of a kuniochi. What if Sakura also had a dark difficult past like her teammates and a kekkai genkai, his powers? With her powers slowly emerging...Chapters updated and beta'd
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sakura H.
Loose Doors by FabricioEvil reviews
Staying for a few nights at Professor Juniper's, Ash finds out what can happen when both guest and host end up peeking into one another's rooms. (Oneshot Ash/Juniper,Fennel, LEMON warning)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Prof. Juniper/Prof. Araragi, Fennel/Makomo] - Complete
Naruto Chaos Mage by fg7dragon reviews
What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy and takes the world by storm. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 296,004 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Evangeline A.K. M., Asuna K.] - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Ghost Rider Of The Hidden Leaf by Death The Fourth Rider reviews
Naruto dies on the night he stole the forbidden scroll but the devil has a deal he just can't refuse
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014
The Team Seven Turnaround by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
They aren't exactly what everyone expected. Sasuke isn't a broody avenger, but a witty pervert embroiled in the greatest bromance to ever grace the lands with his sensei, Kakashi. Naruko (formerly Naruto) is an idiot-savant transformed into the perfect(?) woman. Sakura inherited both her power and insanity from her mother and father, the strongest kunoichi ever. Kami save us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 379 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Kakashi H., Anko M., Tsunade S., Team Seven
Mistress Kasumi by Succubi-Lover reviews
Kasumi learns of Ranma's secret fetish and exploits it, rated M for sexual themes, contains yuri, submission, domination and foot fetish, don't like don't read. I take requests, and open to suggestions, I don't own Ranma 1/2.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Ranma, Kasumi
The Legendary Shinobi Returns by INC4RN47E reviews
Naruto has been found after 1,200 years in a museum, watch on how he takes on this new time by storm. Smart/Intelligent Naruto, God-like/Powerful Naruto. NaruSeras only Being Rewritten
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Seras]
Strike Wizard ARC 1 Arrival by Tanker0923 reviews
Harry and Hermione are transported to the Strike Witches universe by a damaged time turner. I don't own Either Harry Potter or Strike Witches. M cause I'm Paranoid. Possible HarryXharem, Definite HarryXLynne
Crossover - Harry Potter & Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,282 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Lynne/Lynette B.] Wilma B. - Complete
Sailor Mom by Cloud-Dreamer reviews
Ranma's mother finally asks her friend Pluto for help finding her son. Doesn't go the way they hoped but family is sorta restored even though Tendo's are confused. Fun but old story I decided to upload but probably won't bother to finish.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Ranma
Pokemon Ninja by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Naruto finds a scroll that contains a few new jutsu and learns of a power from a different world. Being slowly Beta Read.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,652 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Yugito N.
Destiny Vs Chaos by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Having left Nerima, Ranma is trying to figure out what to do with his life when his government decides it needs his help dealing with a problem over in the Kanto Region. This may just be the start of something incredible. Destiny, meet chaos, chaos meet destiny, last one standing wins!
Crossover - Ranma & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 158,511 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews
While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,845 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 4,013 - Follows: 4,483 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Blonde Uchiha by G3rMan reviews
FemSasuke The Curse of Hatred has lasted centuries, and brought about the near destruction of the Uchiha clan during the Massacre. Two lives are spared, as mother and daughter fight to survive a village of politics. Their fate is intertwined with that of the boy who is the embodiment of their ancestral opponent, the Will of Fire. Together, they will usher in a blessing of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,641 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U., Sasuke U.]
Fist Full of Deathstick by Ezra Troup reviews
Harry Potter...once again fates whipping boy. This time the Moste Evile Booke is involved. How will Harry cope with Fates newest SNAFU aimed at his life? How else, With Poise and grac... ah who am I kidding. He's gonna do it his way this time. Sarcasm and Snark abounds! First Evil Dead and HP Xover i've seen. Rated for over the top gore, language and butt kicking.
Crossover - Evil Dead/Army of Darkness & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2014
Naruto Addams by Drindrak reviews
After a failed assassination attempt on a two year old Naruto, Hiruzen is forced to call in for help from Kushina's distant relatives, the Addamses. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Naruto & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gomez A., Morticia A.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Missive From The Commander by jesakofedo reviews
Inspired by Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies, I present the Neon Genesis Evangelion Notice board. Basic premise: Gendo decides to display the antics of the NERV-1 staff in an attempt to prevent further incidents. Hilarity ensues, Angels defect, Terrifying!Maya is Terrifying. Gendo is not amused.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,301 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Gendo I., Rei A., Maya I., Zeruel
Don't send a boy by Popkov reviews
... to do a monster's job
Crossover - Evangelion & Godzilla: The Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Shinji I., Godzilla 2/Zilla Jr.
Rise of Weapon Omega by gunman reviews
Taking place during the events of 'Hulk Vs Wolverine', Shinji Ikari is teleported to the Weapon X facility, and merges with their newest creation, Weapon Omega, and aids Wolverine and the Hulk in an unexpected way.
Crossover - X-Men & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Yuriko O./Lady Deathstrike, Shinji I.] James H./Wolverine/Logan, Wade W./Deadpool
Horse of the Dead by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Upon learning a few secrets he had never suspected about Genma, Ranma leaves his father in search of his mother. He finds her living with her sister and her family in Tokonsou City, and moves in with her. What kind of impact can Ranma, a boy who never fit in among civilized society due ot his dedication to martial arts, have when the outbreak occurs? Ranma/Saeko/Saya other TBD
Crossover - Ranma & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 229,035 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Ranma, Saeko B., Saya T. - Complete
The Olympians read the Son Of Huntress: the Lightning thief by HiatusForever1123 reviews
Thirteen years had passed since that horrible day for Artemis. She was just ready to come to Olympus to make her father change his mind, so she could bring Naruto back to this world, back to her. And then, she and everyone was in the throne room read the book about her son. The book call: Son of the Huntress: The Lightning Thief. All credit go to SoulReaperCrewe.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014
Naruto: Down the Rabbit Hole! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,046 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Rosario to Possible by Wolfpackersson09 reviews
The world is a lot bigger then anyone would think, and Ron Stoppable is about to learn it. During the incident at the Ski Trip he learns some things about the cheerleaders, and his best friend, that he never new before. Rated M just in case.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/23/2012
Seals Of Forgotten Time by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
After Pein's assault on the village, Naruto starts messing with some seals, trying to find a way to kill Madara, and a slight mistake sends him back in time when the Sannin were only five, he's also five and keeps his power, with big surprise. NaruxTsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,767 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,044 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto's Royal Harem by SupaHotNaruto reviews
WARNING: RATED M FOR LEMON, INCEST, HAREM AND SOME FETISHES. ONLY INTENDED FOR PEOPLE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Naruto and his twin sister get a new house. Naruko has a sleepover. But what happens when Naruto gets caught peeping on his sister and her friends? You gotta read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 438 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shion, Naruko U. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4872 - Favs: 8,210 - Follows: 8,770 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Until it's Gone by The Pyroman reviews
Sakura found a way to go back, back to a time when there were twelve fresh Genin that all got far in the Chunin Exams, and back to a time where the one she loves is still alive. With her knowledge of the future, Sakura will go to great lengths to make sure that the love of her life survives all of the challenges pushed his way. NaruSaku M for future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Crimson Typhoon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kushina's father wasn't as dead as the Third Hokage had thought...she just let them believe she was an orphan because it was easier than trying to explain her father was a notorious pirate captain! Shanks, captain of the Red-Haired pirates, makes it in time to see the Kyuubi attack Konoha and retrieve his granddaughter before she's taken. Can the world survive two Uzumaki pirates?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruko U.
Moonlit Ocean's Son by Dragonsong2795 reviews
What if instead of growing up with Sally Jackson, a Tragedy befalls Perseus and his mother passes on. Found by Artemis watch as he rises up as the first and last Son of the Moon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Percy J., Artemis
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