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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Fable.

I am an avid Naruto fan, more the fanfictions as I saw that Kishimoto fucked the plot to hell. I also am a Sasuke basher, minor Sakura basher, and a HUGE Orochi-Pedo basher. I enjoy Pokemon on occasions (just for the sake of doing so) and I recgonize that the flamers are needed, but if they do not leave a reason, they can STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE REVIEW BUTTON.
If you noticed that SasUKE went with their worlds most widely known PEDOPHILE Orochimaru, and dont think its a coincidence, Post this to your page

If you are a Sauske basher, good for you.

If you like yoai, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Name: William Randell

Sex: I am a dude

Likes: Chocolate, pizza, spaghetti, lasagna, video games, the Montreal Canadians, anime, manga, reading and learning about different cultures.

Dislikes: Racism, sexism, ignorance, slavery, arrogance, and EMS(Ego monstrous syndrome)

P.S. Major music lover.

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Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 656,030 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 1,097,193 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Everyone has darkness: Countdown to Apocalypse by Darthemius reviews
Part two of the series. Naruto has returned... Where? When? How? New enemies, new plans, new goals, new outfit. M for every word. Mega crossover. Strong suggestion: Read part one first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,441 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 75 - Words: 907,848 - Reviews: 6381 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 821,919 - Reviews: 4307 - Favs: 6,331 - Follows: 5,150 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: The Storm Sage by LonelyDreamer00 reviews
A challenge response. While stealing the forbidden scroll Naruto found something more than the Shadow Clone. Blessed with new powers and new allies, Naruto starts his journey differently. Strong Naruto, not god-like. **First ten chapters have been rewritten**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 182,225 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,075 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Naruto:the game v2 by valkireon reviews
(Abandoned/cancelled because of lack of time/inspiration)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,647 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū, Tenten] - Complete
Hellsing in Konoha by V3n3ficus reviews
On his twelfth birthday, Naruto is chased by mob across Konoha and unwittingly into the manor of the hellsing family that has been closed off for centuries. Naruto falls down a flight of stairs into the darkness below in his urgency to escape. What will he find down there? Whatever it is the world better watch out. NarutoxHarem Intelligent!Naruto Darker!Naruto in later chapters.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,406 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Viral Maelstrom by erenia0324 reviews
Naruto was never meant to be a hero, nor a villain. He would carve his own path. He would choose his own fate. And maybe, he'd gain freedom. He would leave this dying world behind. First Fic! Dark! Violent! Lemons! Genderbending! Read and review! Make sure to tell me if you enjoyed, and if there is any room for improvement! (Discontinued.)
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,965 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Abandoned and forgotten by his family, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his former family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of his parents. Abandoned Naruto, Grey Naruto, Medic Naruto, Poisoner Naruto. League of Legends and Soul Eater inspired Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Hero or Monster by hyvnn reviews
One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope (Currently being remastered. Chapters 1-5 completed.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,189 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Mei T.] Sasuke U.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 627,943 - Reviews: 8878 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 6,289 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Son of the Green Beast by Jarek Gray reviews
Naruto was given something better than an apartment by the Sandaime, a chance to discover family. With a father to guide him, and the determination to truly become the best, Naruto will prove that his dream is possible. In fact, it would be easy, especially with a beautiful sensei to assist him with that pesky genjutsu. Rewriting CH 1-4. Adventure/Romance/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,022 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.] Gai M.
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
The Newest Member (A Naruto-Akatsuki Fanfic) by NaruHinadorable reviews
After confessing his love to Sakura and finding out her love was for Sasuke only. Naruto delves into a deep depression and is threatened by his fellow villagers for being different A jinchuuriki He flees the village with suicide in mind and tries to end his life with a slash of his Kunai, slowly bleeding, he is taken in by those who sought to kill him, The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 227,995 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Jiraiya, Nagato U. - Complete
Sandstorms and Falling Leaves by Saravi Boo reviews
The 2nd story in my Secrets and Lies series. Sequel to Desert Flower, so read that first or you'll be lost. NarutoxGaara not yaoi. Intrigued? Read and Review Please! Also featuring ShikamaruxTemari and ShinoxHinata in the background. May be more pairings later. Lowered rating to T because I don't think there's anything M in it now that I know where I'm going with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,115 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - [Naruto U., Gaara] [Hinata H., Shino A.]
Wrath of the Elemental Storm by TeFlyingWolf reviews
Naruto, at the end of his life, is visited by Death saying she will grant him one wish. But she cannot grant it right away, so she sends him to an unknown, mysterious world.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,379 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Lydia
Konoha Yellow Yoko Hokage by devilzxknight86 reviews
Learning the truth from a scroll written by his father Naruto hates his Father for ruining his lfe. Still wanting to be Hokage Naruto will turn Konoha into his image. Dark NaruHina expect character death and evil, dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,184 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S., Kushina U.
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Tossing Away the Masks by SliceNDicer8 reviews
The Naruto and Hinata that Konoha knows are not the real Naruto and Hinata. Ever since a fateful event on Naruto's fifth birthday, they have lived behind masks. Now is the time for their masks to fall and for the world to be shown their true faces. Powerful Naruhina. Hanyou Naruhina. Now with a slight Okami crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,664 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Champion of Clan Namikaze by Orzza reviews
Naruto has just found out that the Kyuubi was sealed in him at birth. Is it such a good idea that Hiruzen wants to call Jiraiya back to explain everything to Naruto and give him the inheritance left by his parents? NOTE: This is me just having fun with it. Do not expect a hyper-serious story. Rated M. WIP currently on Hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,534 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Naruto: Rise of the Dark Storm by Seeker Pendragon reviews
During Naruto's training with Jiraiya. He met a strange girl, with strange abilities. During his time with this strange girl, he finds himself falling for her. The thing is this girl, isn't human. And with her possessive nature... well Konoha and Akatsuki just better watch out, because this girl isn't giving up Naruto without a fight. Assassin's creed elements. Narutoxoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,389 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Naruto U.
I'm Not Drunk Enough For This by DelilahUnknown reviews
She didn't realize the quest she accepted was more than she could handle. Her pride, her confidence shaken. She could not do what this woman implored. "I need this! I'm sure there's some in Reaver's mansion. Used or washed, I am fine with either. Although I would like used…" Oneshot. Based on a certain quest. I'm sure you can figure out which one.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
Uzumaki Legacy, Naruto clan by maverick9871 reviews
What if Pein decided to believe in family more then he did about bringing peace to the world. See how this view will change the life of Naruto and the rest of the world. Stronger smarter Naruto, harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,004 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7887 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 5,304 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
A Fishcake's affair by Ihateheroes reviews
Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 454,404 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Heir of the Dovah by Kigen No KitsuneOokami reviews
After a fierce attack at the age of five, young Naruto is saved by order of Akatosh. Come read as he shows the world what he's made of. Read and Review.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Why I would like to be a Sith by lord of the land of fire reviews
A short list of the advantages of being a Sith Lord
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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How the TOBY mission should have went
This is my version of the T.O.B.Y. mission, how it would have went if I were part of the Fable Team or Lion Head Studios itself. One shot.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake - Complete
Naruto Zaraki reviews
Kenpachi Zaraki is a normally scary man, but when he finds a spiritual pressure stronger than his own, from a kid no less, he cannot help training the kid in his own ways. Challenge story. M because Kenpachi corrupts Naruto, making him much like him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Lost Bloodline reviews
As much as it pains me, I must give up all my current stories. I have been away far too long and my muse long forgotten. I will have new stories, but this one, and my current ones will not be continued, take and remake them as you wish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Kazejiin's Apprentice reviews
My Challenge story, If you want to try, look at the stipulations at the end of the chapter, got it, good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Naruto U.