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Name: Seiji Fujiko =u=
Gender: If it isn't obvious by the rest of my information, look here. Female.
Eye color: Dark blue
Hair color/style: Recently got a hair-cut, so it's shoulder length dark brown that almost looks black with bangs and also streaks of red hair that isn't noticable unless you look really close. (It's a family thing)
Birthday: April 12, 19* (Current age: Does it matter?)
Interests: Reading my mothers stories, reading/writing my own stories, drawing anime, watching anime (ex. Inyuasha, Ouran high school host club(GOTTA LOVE THAT TWINCEST), Ranma 1/2(FAVORITE), Lucky star, Wallflower, Fruits Basket(ALSO FAVORITE), Clannad(NEVER FINISHED BECAUSE IT GOT BORING), Hetalia, Big Windup, Death Note, Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple, Soul Eater, ect.), listening/making music, playing the violin and playing/hanging with my 14 year old aunt,2 year old brother, and twin sister.
Favorite color: Purple, White, Black, Orange, Yellow, and silver.
Favorite Fruit: ORANGES!!!
Favorite Driving Vehicle: ROAD'A ROLLA! (Road Roller; heh I'm a Kagamine fan... sorry. I also saw one in real life for the first time when i got my hair-cut. IT WAS THE EPICEST DAY OF MY LIFE!)
EATING: PIZZA BITCHES!.
DRINKING: Raspberry Lemonade crystal light!
THINKING: TCF will one day become famous. You may not know about it now, but you will. Trust me.
HATING: Internet connections -.-
LOVING: Ice cream, the internet (when it works)
WEARING: Tank-top and underwear. DON'T JUDGE ME, IT'S MY HOME D:
LISTENING TO: Hungary's Hatafutte Parade. How, you ask? Well, simple. WE DOWNLOADED IT ON OUR COMPUTAH! Yuki and I are proud of ourselves since we both suck ass with technology.
Random Fact About Me: Pictures like this: get me all giddy. Ryoma, Dan and Kintaro? THE PERFECT FRESHMAN THREESOME!
Name: Yuki Fujiko
Gender: Heh... I'm a woMAN. *perverted grin*
Eye color: Blue-ish purple... I don't know how to describe it...
Hair color/style: Well, I have long dark brown hair that's just a bit curlier than Seiji's since she likes to keep hers straight most of the time. She recently got a hair cut (and she's getting another one soon) so my hair is obviously longer and I also have the light streaks of red hair.
Birthday: April 12th, 1999. I'm sure you can do the math of our age, though Seiji will probably be pissed that I gave this information out. She'll get over it once I give her some jellybeans.
Interests: Reading, writing, drawing, watching anime. (Examples are: Hetalia Axis Powers (FrUk!), D. Grey-man, RosarioVampire, OHSHC(HikaruxKaoru! TWINCEST... preferably between boys.), Fruits Basket (YukixKyo forever!), Big Windup, Death Note (LightxL!), Kenichi the Mightiest Deciple, and many others). And learning other languages such as Japanese and Russian (Seiji does also, she's just too lazy to update her account) That's about it...
Favorite color: See Seiji's list, since I don't feel like typing that all out.
Favorite fruit: I do like oranges, but I like catalope also. And sometimes strawberries. Depends on what mood I'm in, really.
Favorite driving vehicle: ROAD'A ROLLA! WRYYYYY!
EATING: Well, I just finished eating banana pudding and two corndogs. Yeah I know, that's a pretty weird combination.
THINKING: I wonder what the next South Park episode will be about... and why is Seiji (Insert stupid stunt here)?
HATING: Ugh, many, many classmates of mine.
LOVING: HETALIA!!! Mostly China.
WEARING: A pink ruffled shirt and some worn out shorts (that are actually too short to wear in public)
LISTENING TO: Hungary's Hattafutte Parade. Both mine and Seiji's second favorite version. Russia being Seiji's first and China being mine. (WE ARE PISSED THAT IT ISN'T ON YOUTUBE ANYMORE!)
Random Fact About Me: I (and Seiji also) support NorwayxIceland. We also only just learned about the Nordic countries.
Quick Yaoi Talk (Though it's more like a blog that has to do with Yaoi):
Ok, so, there are a lot of yaoi fans out there, Yuki and I included, but we don't really have any friends who like yaoi. We have tons of friends who like anime, but not yaoi. The either don't like it, or don't know about it (or for all I know, they could just be secretly likeing it).
But that is slowly changing.
We have a friend, Mikaela, who is interested in anime just as much as we are. We like to call ourselfs the anime trio, since we are the only ones who like anime so much. We have other friends who like anime, but they, unlike us, have an outside life.
But one day, as we were sitting in homeroom, Mikaela came up to us, looking excited.
"Hey, can you guys draw me a picture of Crona," She just recently got into Soul Eater, and she declares that every fiber of her being believes that Crona is in fact a boy, "...with Death the Kid? As in like, together?" We both blinked at the last part.
"Together?" We both asked.
"Yeah, they just make the cutest couple!" She gushed. Now, we were a bit shocked that she randomly came up to us declaring this, since she doesn't know that Yuki and I both adore yaoi, so honestly, this was the first time that we even discussed something this close to yaoi.
So we gladly agreed to draw her the picture (and it was our first yaoi picture, too! Well, MY first, since I'm the one who drew it... BUT STILL), even thouh we weren't huge fans of the couple (we prefered Death the Kid with Soul). She was ecstatic, and when ever a non-anime-watcher (foul species they are) saw the picture and asked who the girl was, Mikaela would scream at them that Crona was a boy.
That person would back off and never talk to her again. Either it was because she screamed at them, or that she has a picture of two boys doing... fhrbthn, we don't know.
So, Yuki and I are hoping that Mikaela will slowly get into FrancexEngland, AmericaxCanada, SpainxRomano, RussiaxChina, GreecexTurkey, SwitzerlandxAustria (Seme Switzerland, of course), NorwayxIceland, HikaruxKaoru, YukixKyo, CeilxSebastian, YoitexMiharu, ect... (we like the weirdest yaoi pairings)
UPDATE (MAY 18th 2012)
IT'S OFFICIAL, SHE'S A YAOI FAN!
Today, (May 18th, 2012, a memorable day) at lunch, Mikaela wanted to talk about Hetalia, so being the crazed Hetalia fans we are, we agreed.
...Well at first, it started out with her gushing about how she thinks CronaxKid is the cutest couple ever. She asked us if we agreed, and we said that the couple is alright, but not the cutest. She then asked, "What about Austria and Italy? Do you think they're cute together?"
We had to refrain from patting ourselves on the back on a job well done.
We then confessed that we preferred Austria with Switzerland. Next Monday (May 21th, 2012) we will tell her about our love for FrUk and AmeriCan. Though honestly, I can see Mikaela being a USUK fan (we have nothing against the pairing, I just like England with France better). We will also tell her about RoChu!
So, to all the yaoi fangirls out there, you may appluad us on our mission to gain yet another yaoi fangirl. Next stop, our friend Sharon, who keeps saying she ships Frerard. Apparently it's a pairing from My Chemical Romance... BOY PAIRING, THAT IS! ;D
UPDATE (MAY 23th 2012)
So, big disovery here, on the last day of school, the teachers let us watch the movie The Outsiders since we just finished reading the book as a class. None of my friends are in the same L.A class as I am, so I couldn't really talk with them about the book since every class was on a different part and no one wanted to ruin in.
So when I read about the part with Soda and Ponyboy in bed, talking about... somethin or another, I can't remember since I was distracted when it said that Soda placed his arm around Ponyboy, I had no one to talk to about it. But, I noticed a bit smugly, that almost all of the girls looked up from their books and shared some looks, while the boys continued to read as if nothing happened. (Does that mean that they do that usually at boy sleepovers and are used to it? Devilish grin!)
Though, when we watched the movie with our homeroom class, which just so happened to contain all of my friends, I finally got a view on their opinions on that particular scene.
"Awww." Yuki, Me and Mikaela all cooed. Jenny, who was sitting to my left, spoke up.
"They would totally make a hot couple." She said it so casually that I was forced to respond as if she said that pizza was good. (Which it totally is.)
"Mhmm." I said this without thinking, not even noticing for about 5 seconds that my Asian friend just made a comment on yaoi incest... and said that it was hot. When I did notice, though, Yuki and I shared a glance, stared for a bit and then grinned.
I could tell that we were both thinking,'SUCCESS!'
UPDATE (MAY 27th 2012)
This doesn't really have anything to do with finding new yaoi fangirl friends, it actually focuses more on real life yaoi pairings that I witness. (Though others, mostly guys, would probably over look this... is over look the right saying for that?)
Let's start with two good male friends of mine. I'm not giving away their names, for the sake of privacy, but I will tell you that both of their names end with 'ack' and are only four letters long (So far, I can only think of 3 names like that. Another hint is that I mention one of their names once in my profile. He's in the quotes area, so look there!) Anyways, they're both incredibly short for people their age, and are best friends. One is blonde and the other had black hair.
I remember one time when we were doing a walk-a-thon for our school (to help people with breast cancer), the black haired one came up next to me and my group of friends. (We're going to call this one Bob to make things easier).
"Hey look, it's Bob!" My friend Morasa points out. I smile and ruffle Bob's hair. He doesn't respond in anyway excpet for fixing his hair (the kid didn't even change his facial expression!).
"Hey." He replies.
"Where's (we're calling the blonde 'ack' Tom.) Tom; your boyfriend?" Morasa teases. I giggle as I watch his stoic face.
"Whoa, Bob's dating Tom? How adorable." Jessica gushes from my left.
"Yea, Tom is just so sexy isn't he?" Bob states, still not changing his expression. I laugh harder, along with my friends as we continue to walk around the track.
"That's cute, you should really date Tom though." I state bravely and seriously, not caring if someone stares at me for the absurd statement.
"Yeah, you two would make a cute couple." Morasa also seems serious as she nods. Bob just raises an eyebrow, probably thinking that we're crazy, but I'm used to this look, so I just smile in return.
He promptly walked away, probably to go tell Tom about this whole conversation, leaving me and my friends in fits of giggles.
Another time with Bob and Tom was when I was leaving my L.A class, and it was hat day. Bob was wearing a chullo hat (if you watch South Park and know who Craig Tucker is, you should know what I'm walking about. If not, Google it.) which I thought looked really cool. One of the strings got caught in something, I can't really remember what, but I didn't really pay attention to that since I was too busy watching Tom trying to get the string out. The fact that their faces were so close made me grin and almost have a nosebleed.
As I walked out the door, I saw Morasa standing there, the wall blocking her view. I patted her shoulder and pointed at the two boys, who were still trying to untie the string.
"Just look at Bob and Tom, don't they loook so cute like that?" Her only response was a wide grin.
The next real life yaoi couple I would like to talk about is a bit similar. These two boys (who we are calling Daniel and Clark) are also best friends, but they are so different from each other.
Daniel is more of a jerk than Clark. He gets on my nerves on a daily basis, and I want to smash his head in with a shovel. Clark, though, doesn't tease people as much, and actually tells Daniel to back off when he's gone to far. Though Clark is just as much of a rebel as Daniel is when it comes to school. He's isn't afraid to say that our school sucks in front of the teachers (which he actually did, but they didn't really hear him), and laughs when Daniel makes fun of others. He even tries to get on my nerves too (by slamming trash on my desk and making rude comments), but it just doesn't work. I know that he's actually a softie on the inside!
I remember telling my friends that I think Daniel and Clark are like Super Best Friends (like Stan and Kyle, STYLE BABY! GOTTA HAVE IT!) since whenever I see Daniel, he's always talking with Clark (they're both in my homeroom, too.) They share two out of four classes, and in one of those classes (S.S) Daniel is in my class. Clark is in the next classroom over, which is connected to our room through a door.
One time, when our teacher opened the door to go talk to the other teacher, Daniel and I were sitting by the door, and we could both see into the next room. We saw Clark, who was sitting there taking notes on something, and Daniel promptly stood up and waved his arm around like crazy, even though it wasn't neccessary.
"Clark! Clark!" He whispered yelled, calling more than once since Clark didn't hear him at first. Clark looked up and glanced over at us, looking confused (which looked so uke-ish) and waved hesitantly back at Daniel, who beamed. (Is it me, or does this situation sound alot like America and Canada?) I grinned, thinking about how Daniel got out of his seat and basically got everyone in our room's attention just so he could say hi to his friend was just adorable.
I'm hoping to scope out more yaoi couples in my school so I can talk about them on here, and so far I have some, but there isn't enough proof to really post it on here.
UPDATE (JUNE 19th 2012)
Ok, so, I know it's summer, and therefore, we have no school, and THEREFORE we can't witness anymore yaoi school pairings. But, I just now remembered two good male friends of ours that were in my math class. Again, I will not say their names, but both of their names are in fact mentioned somewhere later in our profile.
For now, though, we'll use Mike and Evan. I'm pretty sure that this is just a way of teasing each other, and I would kindly respect it if you guys don't go, 'The hell? That's not yaoi, those are just two dudes being friends!' I know that, but who says I still can't call it cute or funny? And who says I can't share it with you guys? ... Ok, Mike and Evan might get pissed that I'm telling random people this, but these guys don't even know what anime is (well they do, thanks to me, but they don't watch it...), so it's not like they'll ever see this. And hopefully this won't bite me in the ass later...
Anyways, math class is the only class that I share with both Mike and Evan. Mike sits next to me, on my right, and Evan sits right in front of him, just diagonally from me. (MIKAELA SITS RIGHT NEXT TO EVAN TOO! Just wanted to point that out...).
So, one day in class, as the teacher turned to face the board, Evan abruptly turned around to face Mike.
And wiggled his brows.
It made both Mike and me laugh, to say the least. And Mike responded by winking, and I had to stop myself from going 'awww' so I wouldn't get weird looks. Unfortunately, Mikaela saw none of this as she was too busy going over a list she made that named all of the Soul Eater characters from the top of her head. I was all like, 'WTF?' (What the Flagnog?) when I saw it, but I don't want to bore you with explaining.
UPDATE (AUGUST 21st 2012)
So school has started up again, and even though it's only the third week, Yuki and I keep spotting many guys hugging and tackling (and in some cases, carrying) each other. We know it's only manry behaviour, but we're yaoi fangirls, and therefore, we have dirty minds.
Over the summer, we had to read two summer books, 'When you Reach Me' and the other of our choice from a list. I chose 'Payback Time' (which I still haven't finished even though it was supposed to be done on the 20th) , don't ask why I chose that, I just did the cliche close-your-eyes-and-point-randomly thing. I found out that a new friend of mine (who also happens to be named Mikaela, though I bet it's spelled differently than the one I've mentioned before) also read the book.
So since we read the same book, they put us, along with other random kids who also read the book, in a class so we can discuss the book and whatnot. Mikaela is like the only person I know in that class, so of course we sat together and talked. It turned out that only four girls, including me, were in that class (mainly because the book was about football...) So since there was four girls, you could imagine how many boys are in that class.
Oh hellz yes.
Right when class was about to start, another kid walked in, late. It was a boy I knew for about 2 years (we weren't friends, we just... knew each other.) and it took me all but 2 milliseconds to remember his name (which I'm not saying on here). The reason I remembered him so well was because I remembered him as the kid who wouldn't stop sending me friend requests on FaceBook. I swear that he had some sort of crush on me or something... he wasn't bad looking, he actually looked a bit cute, but I barely knew him. That and I have converted over to the yaoi side, so you could imagine what would go through my head every time I saw a cute boy... especially with another cute boy.
So for our little book-club (whatever the fuck you wanna call it) thing, the teacher decided to do an activity that required football knowledge (which I had none of) and acting skills (which I do have, but I really didn't want to do that in front of a bunch of strangers). The teacher went and stuck a piece of paper to our backs using tape, and each paper had a word written on it. The teacher explained that we had to get up and look for the person who had matched our piece or paper, meaning that whatever we had on our backs, matched with some other random stranger in the room. The rules were that we couldn't talk or mouth things out, we had to use our fucking hands and mime the shit! (Sorry for the language)
The first thing that entered my mind was, "Fuck this" and I was this close to leaving with the excuse of a stomach ache, when I noticed a kid from another table pointing at me.
Now, it's not everyday that a random stranger points at me, so to say that I was freaked out would be an understatement.
It turns out that this person was talking to the guy who came in late, and was trying to point me out to him. And then it hit me.
The guy who was late, the guy who wouldn't stop trying to be my friend over FaceBook, the guy who maybe, sorta, I'm not sure had a crush on me, was the person who matched the paper on my back.
I was half relieved and half annoyed. Relieved because that meant that I wouldn't have to walk around the room and make weird hand gestures with strangers, and I wouldn't have to worry about the chance that I would be paired with some ugly kid (there was a bit of those in that class...). I was annoyed because I knew that it would be quite awkward standing with (I'm just gonna call him Justin, I'm tired of calling him 'that guy') Justin, since the teacher said that once we find our partner that we had to stand with them.
So, almost immediately when we started, Justin came over, we didn't say anything or even look at each other, and we both walked off to the side of the room, watching other people walk around slowly and awkwardly, including Mikaela. Justin and I probably looked like sadists or something, since we were both standing there, smiling and enjoying the awkwardness that the others felt.
Once everyone found their partner, we were allowed to take the paper off our backs, but we had to continue standing. This is where the football knowledge came in. My paper read, 'Falcons' and Justin's read, 'Atlanta' (we just so happened to live in Georgia, and everyone else got other teams from other states). This was confirmed when we both held up the papers next to each other at the same time, like it was an unspoken thing to do. I swear, we probably looked like twins to other people, since we seemed to be so much in synch. (But Yuki will always be my twin!)
The teacher then told us to get in a circle so we could all introduce ourselves (we only had to say our names). The teacher decided to start with whoever had the Falcons/Atlanta paper first, and Justin and I both immediately raised our hands. As we were getting in the circle, Justin quickly turned to me.
"We are so awesome." I smirked, and gave a small nod, but I couldn't help but think, 'This kid better be gay. It would be too awkward to date him.'
UPDATE (MAY 29th 2013)
Wow, been almost a year since I updated this little yaoi thing. A lot has changed, and yaoi is basically an everyday thing here now.
We've moved out of Georgia and drove all the way up to Oregon, it took 5 days, but that's boring, so we're not going to be talking about that.
While it is sad that we left behind many friends (JUST when they got into yaoi too!), we took this as our chance to meet new friends who like anime and such.
Our plan was to wear Hetalia shirts, me wearing a red shirt with Prussia on it, and Yuki wearing a blue shirt with the whole Allies on it. We figured that at least ONE person would notice our shirts and say SOMETHING. It took a while, but finally, when lunch came around, a short blonde girl came up to us and commented that she like our shirts. We both thanked her, and after sitting together at lunch, we learned that she liked anime (no dur). Both Yuki and I were debating on whether or not if we should as her if she liked yaoi, but then suddenly, the girl herself dropped the question.
"Do you guys like yaoi?"
Cue shared glance of shock.
I smile, "I think we're going to be great friends." and give her a high five.
We learned her name was Skylar (or Skyler?), but we mostly call her Sky for short. She didn't have any classes with us, and we only saw her during lunch, so that was a bit disappointing, but luckily, lunch was very long, and we were allowed to go outside into a field during lunch if we weren't eating.
In another class, we met a girl named Fiona, who liked my drawings and asked me to draw her Hatsune Miku. I happily agreed, and even though I never did get around to drawing that, we still became friends. Especially after learning that she watched anime such as Fruits Basket and Naruto.
So for a while, we were always hanging out with Fiona and Sky, but it was always seperately. It wasn't until about our fourth of fifth day at school did we all meet up in the hallway on our way to lunch. It turned out that Fiona and Sky didn't know each other, so Yuki and I introduced them, and literally, the first thing out of Sky's mouth was, "Do you like yaoi?"
Now, before, we didn't know if Fiona even knew what yaoi was, so we were quite shocked to see her face light-up as she screamed, "YES!" And then proceeded to jump up and down in cirlces with Sky as we both stood on the side-lines, ignoring the people that were staring.
Once we were all sat down at a table with our food, I decided to drop the bomb on them, because this was something that they have both been bugging us for a while.
"Hey, you two like Homestuck, right?"
Immediately, they both looked at each other with wide eyes and squealed once again. Both Sky and Fiona had been telling us about Homestuck before they even met, and Yuki and I have only gotten to the fourth act. We kind of stopped right there, but we knew the basic information, especially since Mikaela, a friend back in Georgia, kept spamming us about it.
So the two of them went into their own little Homestuck world as Yuki and I just sat there, proud of ourselves for making these two girls meet. We thought it was pretty amazing how they didn't even know each other before we came to this school.
So now, on to the actual yaoi. Fast forward a month or two, and most of our time is spent goofing around at lunch and listening to music on our Ipods when we go outside. We're all best friends now (though we do have other friends, like one girl named Kiana who watches Black Butler and actually has a twin sister herself, though they don't look much alike), and so we know each other pretty well.
Our 3rd period class, called Advisory, is shared with Fiona and another girl, Maelika, who was also a new student and happened to arrive on the same day as us (which made everyone think we were triplets or something, since she kind of looked like us, just with longer hair). There's one boy in our class, Shalev (pronounced SHAY-LIVE... or SHAY-LOVE, I really don't know...) who is always being carried by guys and hugged from behind by guys, and we can't help but squeal quietly whenever we see this.
So, one day in 3rd period, Fiona is sitting on my right, Yuki on my left, and just sitting a few seats away to the left is Shalev, sitting next to a few guys, all taller than him. Fiona sees Yuki and I staring, and asks what we're doing.
"Looking at that guy. What's his name?" I ask.
"He's so adorable." Yuki answers, "He's always getting hugged and picked up by guys."
"Oh, it's because he's gay."
A beat of silence.
"What?" Both Yuki and I ask, not at exactly the same time, but pretty close.
"He's gay." Fiona is so casual about it, it's hard to believe that she was a yaoi-fangirl. Normally, one would be smiling a huge perverted grin when saying this.
"Wait... really? You're not just saying that, he's like... legit out of the closet?" I asked for clarification.
Cue ANOTHER shared look of shock.
"Are... the guys he hangs out with gay?" Yuki decides to ask.
"I don't know. But it kind of seems that way, doesn't it? Since they're always hanging all over Shalev. But I guess it's more like a little brother relationship, since they're always sticking up for him and stuff."
I scoff; little brother relationship or not, my mind is currently in the M-rated zone.
"I heard he has a crush on some guy. I'm not sure who though..." Fiona continues.
"What? Really?" I ask. "I want to be his friend."
"You just want a gay best friend."
I give Yuki a deadpan look, "Well, I wasn't denying it."
And so, like the creepy stalker fangirls we are, we proceed to take pictures of Shalev whenever he's getting jumped (literally, not the violent kind of way), or just when he's sitting really close to a guy.
Here is a short story that our mother wrote (so it's in her point of view). She is a blogger, so this isn't the only one she's written, and it's all 100% true. Before you read this though, you should take note that our mother is black and grew up in New York. Her name is Nina and our father is named Donny. Also, there is mild deer bashing.
Down With Deer
I'm afraid of deer. Everyone knows this. I'm not embarrassed. Deer are gross. They are evil, stupid, little creatures who don't have the good sense to not run in the middle of the road. Unfortunately, there are a lot of deer where I live. It seems with the insurgence of strip malls and subdivisions in my neck of the woods, these little fuckers have been left uprooted. Sucks for them, even worse for me.
New York wildlife, I'm used to: roaches, mice, rats, pigeons, cats, and dogs. For the purpose of this blog, however, we will limit this discussion to things that primarily roam the streets. That leaves us with rats, pigeons, cats, and dogs. It must be the New York mentality because a rat, pigeon, cat or dog crossing the road in New York will most definitely get its ass out of the way should you suddenly slam your brakes and honk your horn. They ain't stupid. They may shoot you a, "Damn bitch, calm down" look and take their sweet time, but they will move. I'm convinced that any dead animal on the side, or middle, of the street in New York was the victim of intentional homocide. Hey, it's New York. That's how we roll.
Now in the south, and I am referring to the cities I've lived in, an animal's supidity will get you killed and the most dangerous of these dimwitted animals are deer. I've lived in Atlanta for almost three years now and I can tell you every place I've ever seen a deer, dead or alive. I log that shit in my mental rolodex. When I approach that area again, I immediately slow down and do "the shake." Both are involuntary. "The shake" is this very quick, very violent shudder that overcomes me whenever I encounter a particularly gross animal, which are most animals. I cannot help it.
I remember when it started. Over ten years ago, when I was living in Durham (North Carolina), I heard two stories that stuck with me. They were probably deer urban legends, but I didn't care. They seemed completely plausible.
The first involved a lady who had just picked her kids up from school, a boy and a girl, and as usual they were arguing over who got to sit in the front seat. Instead of picking one, the frustrated mother instructed them both to sit in the back. A short while later she hit a deer, which landed smack dab in her passenger seat where one of her kids would have been sitting. The second story: A woman is driving home, on I-40, and hits a deer. It goes through her windshield, kicking violently. It kicks her in the chest a few times and she dies instantly.
After I heard those stories, I was on deer alert whenever I drove at night and in rural areas. Then one day, I was driving to Raleigh, down a busy four-lane street, in the middle of the day, and a deer ran across the road right in front of me. I nearly pissed myself. The brazen little fuckers travled during the day! No one had told me this. I have been on red threat level ever since.
I realize my fear may be a bit irrational and has led to some irrational actions. Such as: I used to drive down one convenient road to get to work every morning. I would leave my house at the ungodly hour of 5am. I was later informed that this is the time of day that deer are traveling from their resting place to their eating place or vise versa. Either way, the fuckers are out in full force. So, one morning I'm driving down this road and it's still dark out. A deer runs across the road, in front of my car, very quickly. I have never, ever see a deer run the way this one did. He had his body really low to the ground and was booking. It looked like the pictures of the greyhound on the side of the buses. (I swear to God, I just did "the shake" recalling the image. Thanks guys.)
After that morning, I started going the long way around, even if it meant that I had to leave the house ten minutes earlier. It was inconvenient, but I'd never seen a deer going the long way and out of sight, out of mind. That worked well for a few months until one early morning, I'm again on my way to work, when I see something up ahead on the side of the road. As I get closer, I realize it is five deer. And they weren't just standing there. The mofos were frolicking and shit.
One of them looked like he was timing his sprint in front of my car, bobbing on the side if the road like his ass was about to jump double-dutch. But instead of jumping in between two spinning cords of telephone wire, he was going to jump in front of my car and kill me. I was too scared to even speed up, in fact, I went ridiculously slow. As I passed, I'm not even lookin in front of me, but instead turning my whole head to keep an eye on the deer. They, in turn, followed me with their heads as I drove by. Like, "What the fuck is her problem?" Needless to say, I shook violently the whole way to work. The other motorists probably thought I was having a seizure.
The most irrational moment had to have been when we still lived in North Carolina. When our house in Atlanta was being built, Donny, Seiji, Yuki and I would visit once a month to check on the status. On one particular trip, we left in the evening - something I never liked to do - and I was driving. We had just gotten onto I-40 when I saw at least six deer on the side of the road.
"Oh my God, oh my God!"
"Nina, calm down."
"Oh my God." By this time I'm shaking like a junkie. I reach over and lock the car doors. As if they would suddenly develop opposable thumbs and try to jack my ride.
"You are retarded."
"Where are the kids?" I kind of squeal, as if they had wanted to kidnap my children.
They both respond in a calm voice, like they're talking to a fairly stupid child.
"We're still right here. In the car."
Yes, I felt like an ass. But I still don't like 'em.
Did it make you laugh? I couldn't stop laughing even when writing this. Apparently, Yuki and I have the cool mom out of our group of friends since she isn't afraid to cuss in front of any of us. That and they all think our mom is 'adorable'. Pfft... yeah right.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what your number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB:
The first character you fell in love with: Kaoru Hitatchiin.
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Kyoya Ootori, but i still love Kaoru more.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Takashi Morinozuka and Haruhi Fujioka.
The character you love that everyone else hates: Kaoru Hitatchiin, some people prefer Hikaru Hitatchiin.
The character you want to be like: Kyoya Ootori and Kaoru Hitatchiin combined, althought I'm mostly like Hikaru Hitatchiin.
The character you want to slap: Haruhi Fujioka or Renge whatever the fuck her last name is.
The pairing you love the most: Hikaru/Kaoru.
The pairing you despise the most: Hikaru/Haruhi.
SGT. FROG/ KERORO GUNSO:
The first character you fell in love with: Tamama.
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Kururu.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Probably Giroro.
The character you love that everyone else hates: Fuyuki.
The character you want to be like: Kururu.
The character you want to slap: I want to know what it's like to slap Paul, either that or Giroro.
The pairing you love the most: Saburo/Fuyuki and Kururu/Giroro.
The pairing you despise the most: There's three; Giroro/Natsumi, Saburo/Natsumi and Momoka/Fuyuki.
The first character you fell in love with: Alois Transy.
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Ceil Phantomhive.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Sebastion Michaelis.
The character you love that everyone else hates: Alois Transy.
The character you want to be like: Alois Transy and Ceil Phantomhive combined... if that's possible.
The character you want to slap: Claude. That would be epic...
The pairing you love the most: Alois/Ceil.
The pairing you despise the most: Sebastion/Ceil.
The first character you fell in love with: Stan Marsh. Shocking right?
The character(s) you never expected to love as much as you do now: Kenny McCormick and Craig Tucker.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Eric Cartman. I don't really hate him... i guess it's neutral.
The character you love that everyone else hates: Craig Tucker and Clyde Donovan.
The character you want to be like: A mixture of Kyle Broflovski and Craig Tucker, although I'm mostly like Clyde Donovan and Kenny McCormick combined.
The character you want to slap: Somtimes Wendy Testaburger, but that's because of some of the fanfics i read. I love her in the show. But if i had to choose, it would be Shelly Marsh.
The pairing you love the most: Craig/Kenny (Crenny/McTucker!)
The pairing you despise the most: Stan/Wendy. I just think he goes better with Kyle.
HETALIA AXIS POWERS:
The first character you fell in love with: Italy.
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Russia.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Germany... maybe. I don't know really.
The character you love that everyone else hates: I would say Russia, but almost everyone loves him (Russia: Become one with Russia, Da? Me: HELLS YES!) so I would probably say Canada... or America.
The character you want to be like: RUSSIA!!! KOLKOLKOL!
The character you want to slap: Um... Maybe France...
The pairing you love the most: A tie between FrUk (EnglandxFrance) and UsCan (AmericaxCanada), I also like some RoChu (RussiaxChina)... and AustriaxSwitzerland (WITH AUSTRIA AS THE UKE!). And Spamano (SpainxRomano). Sometimes Itacest (ItalyxRomano). And finally, TurkeyxGreece. My god... I'm a monster...
The pairing you despise the most: I got 2: RussiaxBelarus (not because they're siblings, I just want Russia to be MINE!) and for some reason, I don't like US/UK (America and England). I only see them as close friends who fight a lot. OH! And RussiaxAmerica... and AustriaxPrussia.
The first character you fell in love with: Ranma Saotome... who wouldn't?
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Ryoga because i always used to skip the episodes that revolved around him. Now, I'm dating him mentally.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Akane Tendo.
The character you love that everyone else hates: Ukyo Kounji.
The character you want to be like: Ukyo Kounji.
The character you want to slap: Akane, Shampoo and definently Kodachi.
The pairing you love the most: Ranma/Ryoga.
The pairing you despise the most: Either Ranma/Akane or Ranma/Kodachi.
PRINCE OF TENNIS:
The first character you fell in love with: Fuji Syuusuke! I knew the instant I saw his closed eyes! Ignoring the fact that I also thought he was a girl at first!
The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: A three way tie between Kirihara Akaya, Kaidoh Kaoru, and Inui Sadaharu.
The character you hate that everyone else loves: Sakuno Ryuzaki
The character you love that everyone else hates: Hm... Kirihara Akaya I guess. People tend to hate him for hurting Tezuka and Fuji and stuffz, but I think he's pretty epic... of course, if he EVER dares to touch Fuji I WILL go Devil Mode on him.
The character you want to be like: A combination of Fuji, Momo, Yukimura, Kirihara and Renji (WHUT?). I love how most of those people are from RikkaiDai.
The character you want to (TARUNDORU) slap: ...Uh... ah... MIZUKI! YES!
The pairing you love the most: Uh, let's see, where's my list... AH, here we go. Ahem, Smiling Pair, Golden Pair, Silver Pair, Tango Pair, Dirty Pair, Sweet Pair, MomoKai, Data Pair, Perfect Pair, Thrill Pair, Rookie Pair, Ryoma x Dan, Ryoma x Dan x Kintarou (the red head Kintarou), Fuji x Yuuta, Momo x Sengoku, Yukimura x Sanada (I know the name for it, just can't remember at the moment), sometimes Kamio x Kirihara (total crack, I know, but that episode at that training camp where Kirihara fell down the stairs, UMPH!) the occasional Dream Pair, definitely Comdey Pair, and though I've never seen it, I kind of want to try out Taka and Choutarou, because they a bit in common in my opinion, and many more.
The pairing you despise the most: Emerald Pair, Ah-Un Pair (only the heavy stuff though, light and fluffy is ok), Ponta Pair, Pillar Pair, Royal Pair, Cap Pair (I think it's called, for Ryoma and Sanada), Renji x Kirihara (Kinky?), mix-matched Golden and Silver pairings (the friendships would be interesting though), Yuuta x Mizuki, Fuji x Mizuki, Mizuki x anyone in general, Sakuno x Tezuka, Sakuno x Fuji, Sakuno x Sanada, Sakuno x Yukimura, it never ends..., Tezuka x Oishi, Fuji x Taka, Marui x Niou, and many more.
Eheh... too much?
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I have a strict mother.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I have a little brother who I wouldn't mind kicking around sometime.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I have a short temper.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I hate my hair and often hide it.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I hate it when people make fun of others even though I do it myself.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I'm the smartest one out of my friends.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I hate pee with a passion, especially when it's from someone else and it's in a pool.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I also hate bananas with a passion.
I am like Kyle Broflovski because I'm not neccissarialy (SP) Jewish but people often think I am.
I have a Super Best Friend to keep in line when I get angry. (Yuki!)
All Grown Up:
1. Angelica: 'What are you doing? Dead people don't get up and walk around!'
Dil: 'They do if they have to pee.'
2. Lil: 'It's biologically impossible for girls to fart.'
3. Pangborn: 'I've been observing you Pickles. And I must say I find your behavior disturbing.'
Dil: 'Tell me more!'
Pangborn: 'This past week I've notice you eating exlusivly green foods, hopping to class on one foot, and wearing your clothes inside out.'
4. Phil to Lil: 'I wonder what Dil would be like if we never dropped him on his head.'
5. Angelica: 'You're hair looks totally shiny and split end free today Susie.'
Betty: 'Angelica being nice? If that ain't proof things are out of whack, nothing is!'
6. Tommy: 'I know what to do! I'm a little concerned that i just had a conversation with a poster, but I'll worry about that later.'
7. Lil to Phil: 'There goes nine years of guilt up the aisle... backwards.'
1. Cartman: 'No Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's cream corn. No Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!'
2. Cartman: 'Respect my authoritah!'
3. Cartman: 'Screw you, Hippy!'
4. Cartman: 'All of a sudden my costumes pretty bad-ass, huh?'
Kyle: 'Dude, dressing up like Hitler is not bad-ass.'
Cartman: 'You're just jealous. Go back to Endor you stupid Wookie.'
Kyle: 'Wookies don't live on Endor!'
Cartman (Mocking): 'Moomies don't mime on Memor!'
Kyle: 'Well at least my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!'
Cartman: 'What!? What did you say!?'
5. Kyle: 'Cartman, you're such a fat-ass, that when you walk down the street, people go 'God-damnit, that's a big fat-ass!''
6. Stan: 'Yeah, what a couple of dumb-asses.'
7. Stan (My favorite): 'Dude, that's some pretty fucked up shit right there.'
8. Stan: 'Look fat-ass, after you die and get ressurected, you'll have all kinds of super powers just like Jesus.
9. Wendy: 'Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok. Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big...
Cock-a-doodle-doodle. The rooster just won't quite, and i don't want my breakfast because it taste like...
Shitzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet. Monkeys aren't good to have cause they like to beat their...
Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall. The boss he wants see you, so you can suck his...
Balzac was a writer, he lived with AlLen Funt. Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's cause she's a...
Contaminated water can really make you sick. Your blatter gets infected and blood comes out your...
Dictate what I'm saying, cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it I don't give a flying FUCK!'
10. Random Man: 'I know, I'd bet you like to meet Madonna, huh?'
Kenny: Muffled Speech.
Random Man: 'W-what was that?'
Kyle: 'He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago and that now she suddenly speaks with a british accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself.'
11. Towlie: 'You wanna get high?'
12. Officer Barbrady: 'Oh... oh you've got it all wrong my litte friend. You do it like this.' Hits guy in the head. 'You gotta get 'em in the head, they go down quicker.'
13. Chef: 'Damn woman, i just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago. You tryin' to kill me?'
14. Mr. Mackey: 'Ssh, M'kay?'
15. Mr. Garrison: 'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'
16. Kyle: 'They on't-day? Why the ell-hay ot-nay? It ook-tay our-fay ours-hay to ake-bay this oddamn-gay ake-cay and ow-nay we're otatly-tay ewed-scray!'
Favorite Quotes Made by Me, Friends, Family and Strangers:
"Butt-crack." -Chioma, Jenny, Mikaela, Susie and Jessica.
"What? You have mayonnaise in your phillip?" -Me.
"Jenny is my tumor." -Chioma.
"When our hair is in a bun, we are known as Kenny and Stan, otherwise, we're Seiji and Yuki." -Me and Yuki.
"It's your fault you got baby brains splattered all over the floor now." -Our friend, A.J.
"Eat my foot." -Chioma.
"Bite my pinky." -Chioma... agian.
"I'm pansexual. I like pans." -Jenny.
"Look at this! It's only 75% air and the other 25% is chips! I don't wanna eat this!" -Susie.
"Taki, stop teasing Cornchip and go play with Dorito!" -Mikaela.
"Look at this whistle I found, I'm naming him Steve." -Matt.
"You will get raped today." "What time?" -Taylor, Yuki.
"No, I don't want them Seiji sized. Can you draw them Emily sized?" -Chioma.
"Gentle is for pussies." -Jessica.
"3 more days." "'Till what?" "No one knows." -Sharon, me, Sharon again.
"My god, it looks like giraffe legs." "That's just what I was thinking!" -Me, Jenny.
"I'm such a perverted, sexy, little Asian." "No you're not, you're adorable." -Jenny, Chioma.
"I'm gonna go convert people into Hitachiinism." -Mikaela. (We have made a religion called Hitachiinism, feel free to convert to it)
"Oh, there go's Kenny's niece." "Yeah, hey John." "...Wait what?" (Get it?) -Me, Mikaela, Yuki and me together.
"Hey Neby, did you cut your hair?" "No, I spray painted it invisible, but thanks for asking." -Some random kid and our friend Neby.
"Hey look, it's Kenny." *points at fire extanguisher (SP)* "Mmm, hey sexy." -Me, Mikaela.
"Russia looks fat." "Shut up! You're fat!" -Chioma, me.
"I can't help but add 'aru' after everything I say in my head." "In your head?" "Yea, it sounds weird when I say it outloud, but in my head it sounds natural." -Yuki, Jenny, Yuki again.
"Heh, you have HIV milk." -Me.
"You go to sleep every night with Italy and Romano." "Yeah, they're always attatched to my chest." -Mikaela, me.
"Russian!" "American!" -Me, my awesome friend Zack who just so happens to be Russian. (He drew a picture of Russia once!)
"When aliens eat your brains, they use lasers, duh!" "No, they cut open your head, idiot." "I thought it was zombies that ate the brains..." -Chandler, Ticiona, Josh. I just so happened to walk in on that conversation.
"Hey, don't touch me there, that's my no-no SPHERE!" -Matt (he literally screamed 'sphere' and made wild hand motions)
"Heh, it's a switchpen instead of a switchblade." -Matt.
"I will eat your family." "Then I'll sell your cat to the police." "Yeah? Well then my cat will run away cuz he's just awesome like that. He's a ninja cat." -Matt, me, Matt again.
"Awesome ballerina ninja skills!" -Me.
"Look at me! I'm a butterfly!" *flaps arms wildly* -Jessica.
"I can imagine your brother flipping an old lady at the store and posing awesomely while going, 'Yeah!' in that little baby voice of his." -Sharon.
"I have a violiner, violer, and a celler (violin, viola, cello)." -Sharon.
"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's coming right at ya!" -Something I quoted from Hetalia in order to amuse my friends.
"Oh Chioma, if only everyone in the world was blind except for you, then everyone would mistake what you say and take it the wrong way. I mean, seriously, how do explain to a blind person what you meant when you say, "Let me lick it!" or "Stuff it back in there!" ?" -Me and Yuki (we kind of said it together)
"Awww." "They would totally make a hot couple." "Mhmm." -Mikaela, Jenny, Me. We were watching the movie, The Outsiders, and it showed the part where Soda put his arm around Ponyboy in bed, it was SMEXY INCEST! (BTW, Jenny also seems to like yaoi! SUCCESS!)
"Would you girls like some chicken?" (Some random relative we don't know.) "No thanks." (Me, Yuki and Brooklyn) *five minutes later* "Would you girls like some chicken?" "...No thanks." *five more minutes later* "Would you girls like some chicken?" "...No..." *I turn to Yuki and Brooklyn and whisper* "That's the third time he's asked us that..." *they nod as we all stare at the man strangely.* This man is actually pretty nice though. He's like our families guard dog and always has our backs. (Though I don't even know his name...)
"Would you girls like some chicken?" (Same guy from before.) "No thanks." (Me, Yuki and Brooklyn) "How about some chocolate chip cookies?" "No." (Yuki and Brooklyn) "Cookies?" (Me) *the guy leaves to get cookies even though I didn't ask for any. Meanwhile, Yuki and Brooklyn are cracking up.* "Wait, I didn't hear what he said, I only heard cookies. What kind of cookies are they?" "Chocolate chip." (Brooklyn) "...Oh, I thought he said Child Support cookies." *they crack up more*.
"The police originated from Korea, da ze!" -Something I qouted from a story when I saw a police car go by. Brooklyn screamed 'NO!' before I even finished my sentence (since she heard me say it before).
"Can you guess what I'm making for breakfast? It's crunchy." (Some guy from Team Umi Zoomi, a kid's show) "Bacon." (Me and Yuki) "You pour milk on it." "Toast." (Me) "And you eat it with a spoon." "Oh, cereal." (Me and Yuki) "Wait, you pour milk on your toast?" (Yuki) *I pause as I though about what I said. Then I start laughing really hard.* "I'm sorry, I was thinking of butter, not milk."
"I keep forgetting Austrailia exists." -Brooklyn. Sorry if you live in Austrailia.
"Holy crap, there's an on button on your headphones?" -Me.
"That's my man right there." -Me as I listen to Russia singing.
"There's something you need to remember." (Me) "What?" (Brooklyn) "The police originated in Korea, da ze." "NO!" "And so did that book, and that book, and your headphones." "No, this book is from..." *looks inside the book* "...Canada." "What? Really?" (Yuki) "No, just kidding. It's from..." *checks book again* "...New York." "Well then, New York was also originated from Korea, da ze." (Me.) "No, it came from the... English men..." "And they were originated in Korea also." "...Damn." -As you can see, our aunt recently visited (she's now 15) and this whole converstion was when she was about to leave. Sadly, we were interuppted (SP) when our grandmother wanted a hug. (Our grandmother is pretty young, so please don't imagine an old lady with white hair, she's only 52.) WE MISS YOU BROOKLYN!
"Walk like you have dignity, not like a gazelle with a broken leg." -Me... to myself. Don't ask.
"That potted plant over in the corner blinked." -Something I made Rin Kagamine think in one of my stories.
"WAAAAAAAAG!" -Me, when I was texting Mikaela.
"God I can't draw. I mean, I can't even draw hair, or hands for that matter. What the hell am I doing? I should just quit now before I make a fool of myself, I mean, look at this, this is terrible. Would you post this on the internet? I don't think so, unless you want people bad talking your work." "Will you shut the fuck up and eat your fries?" -Me, Yuki.
"What in the- you don't- GAAAAH!" -Yuki.
"Who the hell keeps toxic waste on the floor of their basements?" -Me.
"Why are you sitting like a teenager?" "I'm sorry, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to." -Me, my mom.
"The giraffe got sick cuz he doesn't eat the apples." -Our brother, Jack... who's only 3.
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!" -Our mom's friend, Rosie. She was just joking.
"Christ, how is Bubble Guppies a kid's show? All of the characters have crushes on each other. It's like some weird orgy or something." -Yuki.
"Happy Tree Friends... probably thy most disturbing show one will ever watch." -Me, and yes, I said thy.
"I'm reacting you." "Reacting me? The hell?" "Oh, sorry, I mean texting." -Mikaela, Me, Mikaela again.
"Ugh, what kind of book doesn't have a 6th paragraph on page 111? That's just stupid." -Me.
"OMG, look, they have Kenny in Fantage." -Yuki as she noticed a fire extanguisher (SP) in Fantage.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think she read all of those books." -Chioma.
"Can I keep that cardboard skull thingy?" -Me.
"How much you wanna bet this will take like strawberry water?" "...It is straweberry water." -Me, Yuki.
"My pizza ripped down in the middle!" -Our brother.
"Iggy says no!" "April says yes!" "PANDAAAAAAH says no!" "Yuki says shut up!" -Me, Jack, Me, Yuki.
"God our room is so girly." "The hell? Our walls aren't painted, we have a flat screen in here, brown blankets, a painting of blocks on the wall, blue curtains, a red lamp, and you're calling our room girly? The closest thing we do have that's girly is the smiley face patterened night-stand cover and the small butterflies hanging on the top of the curtains." -Me, Yuki.
"Why the hell did you guys post on FaceBook that you've been to all these countries?" -Our mother.
"FALCON PUNCH!" *kicks air* -Me.
"I was only 8 days old and still living with my parents. *snort* Sad, right? Clearly it was time to move on." -MegaMind. I know this isn't made by me or friends, but god I'm too lazy to go add it on the other list.
"Damn it, where is my kid-safety scissors?" -Me.
"God, having a bathroom connected to your bedroom is just AWESOME!" -Yuki.
"Is it possible to make a remix of a remix?" -Me.
"That may seem fun, but I bet it's a bitch to set up." -Yuki.
"I'm freaking out, we never really conversed with other twins, have we?" "No, not really." -Me, Yuki. (Our mother is having friends coming over and apparently, one of her friends are gonna bring her twin sons, who just so happened to be our age. All we're hoping for is that they have red hair.)
"Woah... that's a boy? He sounds gay." "But he is quite sexy." "...yeah." -Yuki, Me, Yuki.
"Gah, damn back button." -Me.
"Look at you, you can have both curly hair and straight hair. *whispers* you suuuuuuuck. I can either have my hair straight, straight, or straight. *whispers* And sometimes, when I feel like it, straight." "The many possiblities." -Rosie, Me. (God, Rosie is like the funniest adult we ever met)
"He was like, 'AHHHHH!' and pancakes flew everywhere!" -Me.
"I have to sit up to enjoy this wonderful acid." -Me.
"I will come to your house, kill you and your family, and then keep your dead body tied to a tree in my backyard, just so you won't leave me." -Jessica.
"When we get older, we're gonna get an apartment together, and then I'll have a pet duck named Kevin, and you'll have your pet cat named Fuji. And we can also drive Susie insane." -Jessica. (Our future plans. Yuki is thrown out of the picture... and Chioma too.)
"Hey, wait, wait for me guys, friendship and stuff- AH, AHHHHH, OH, AHHHH, I JUST KILLED MYSELF!" -SkyDoesMinecraft.
"C-can I get a buddy? I need a buddy..." -Me.
"I need a word that starts with an F." "Giraffe- wait." -Susie, Me.
And the ultimate favourite quote: "I have sexdaily. Wait, I mean dyslexia! Fcuk." -Some random girl on Deviantart had this as her signature.
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares, Creek-Hitatchiin
Stupid/Weird Things I have done/do:
1. I cannot, for the life of me, understand sarcasm. Here's a conversation between me and a friend as an example.
Sharon: 'Have you seen that new student yet? I think his name is Benji or something.'
Me: 'Benji...? No it's Ben. And yea, he's in my class.'
Sharon: 'I like the name Benji better. Anyways, he's kinda cute.' (Sharon is known to changing her crushes constantly, whether she's already dating someone or not...)
Me: 'Really, you think? Hm... did you know he speaks spanish?'
Sharon: 'Really, I didn't know what with him being Mexican and evertything.'
Me: 'No really, he told me.'
Sharon: '...Seiji... that was sarcasm...'
Diona: 'Look at the sky it's so dark...'
Yuki: 'Dear god, I never thought we would ever face a tornado... and in school no less!'
Me: 'Well, at least we get to skip classes.'
Kayla: 'I rather go to class instead of die.'
Makayla: 'I don't know, sometimes school can sure be a bitch.'
Yuki: 'Both you and Seiji are two most weirdest people I know.'
Makayla: *Shrugs* 'I know.'
LATER WHILE WE WERE IN THE HALLWAYS SITTING AGAINST THE WALLS LIKE THE USUAL TORNADO DRILLS:
Yuki: 'Now you decided to react like a normal person.'
Teacher walks by: 'Quiet everyone.'
Me: *giggles quietly.*
Yuki: 'Why are you laughing?'
Me: *giggles more.* 'I don't know.'
Thankfully, there was no real tornado.
WARNING: IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 10, PLEASE SKIP THIS. UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER THAN 10 BUT ARE STILL REALLY NIAVE (SP). IF YOU ARE, THEN I SILL SUGGEST YOU STILL SKIP THIS.
3. Replace all curse words with... other words.
Oh shit= Oh Shniz
Hell= Hizhouze (My friends get so confused when i use that)
(though not considered a curse word in my opinion) Crap= Crappers
(nor is this one) Oh my God= Oh my Guiness World Records
Bitch/ Son of a Bitch= Blicks/ Son of a Blicks
(again, not a curse word to me) Jesus Christ= Cheesus Crust
4. When I'm bored, I try to think of something random to say to the closest person next to me.
IN MATH CLASS
Me: *Shrugs* 'It said 'Shatter resistance' on it. So I tested it but it lied to me. The teachers never found out though.'
Matt: *Looks at the protractor that happens to be in my hand and also happens to say 'Shatter resistance'.*
Me: *Notices Matt looking at the protractor* 'Yes, that is how I remembered that moment.' *Waves protractor in the air*
5. Usually, when I greet people, I say Hola (you know, like in spanish), but then I remember that I promised myself that I would greet people with Aloha instead.
Me: *Walks up to Makayla* 'Hola- I mean Aloha.'
Makayla: 'Why do you do that?'
Me: 'Do what?'
Makayla: You say 'Hola' but then at the last second you change it to Aloha.
Me: 'Oh. That's because I'm trying to get into the habit of saying Aloha as my greeting, but I have this old habit of saying Hola instead. I never thought I would live through the saying 'Old habits die hard.''
6. I have this weird tick. Whenever I see a bug land on a fruit that has an outer peeling (like oranges or bananas) I simply can't eat the fruit. Even though I don't eat the peelings.
Me: 'MOM! Jack (our little brother who is only 4) wants a banana but there's a bunch of gnats (those tiny flying bugs that annoy the fuck out of me) on them.'
Mom: 'Are they on all of them?'
Mom: *Sighs* 'Throw them away, I'll have your father buy more on his way home from work.'
Mom: 'How come the peelings were off on all of the bananas?'
Me: '... they weren't.'
Mom: '...then... how are the bananas yucky?'
Me: 'They were on the peelings.'
Mom: *Insert eye twitch here (life isn't an anime) thanks for ruining my hopes...* Then... there's nothing wrong the bananas.'
Me: 'Yes there is, there was gnats all over them.'
Mom: 'Seiji, you don't eat the peelings! There's nothing wrong with them!'
Me: 'Yea but... well... ugh, never mind...'
Mom: 'So you just threw all of our bananas away for nothing?'
Me: '...I guess so...'
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
[ ] You're very stoic and serious.
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog.
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed.
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
(4/10) And I'm supposed to be part German too...
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ] You're very mature
[x] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one (Unless they have this terrifyingly ugly face then I can't help but stare.)
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
(4/10) I'm almost nothing like Japan-sama, but...I still think he's epic. :D
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
(6/10) Heh...heh... -.-'
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[ ] You like tea
[x] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful (I BURNED EGGS! DAMNIT!)
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
(5/10) *Spasm* Yay! I'm half Iggy-ness!!! :D
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
(4/10) He's climbin' in yo windows an' snatchin' yo people up, tryin' ta rape 'em so y'all need ta hide yo Sealand, hide yo Finland, hide yo Sealand, hide yo Findland, and hide yo Sweden cuz he's rapin' errbody out here!
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x] You had a very sad childhood. (Not that sad, I just hated it)
[x] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[x] You wear a scarf all the time (Not at home though...)
[x] You love sunflowers
[x] You love vodka (Never tried it, but I love saying it. It should be more specific next time.)
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[x] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(10/10) One with Russia, da?
China (Wang Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[x] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
(5/10) HALF, ARU!
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ] You are very well-raised
[ ] You're polite
[ ] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[x] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[x] You always carry a bear with you (As I type this, I'm holding my stuffed panda bear... I NAMED IT KUMAJIRO!)
[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise
Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[x] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (Hell, I'd kill anyone who gets in my way too)
(10/10) Weird, she's not even my favorite chatacter...
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.. (not to mention light headed also...)
[x] You're not very confident
[x] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia (OH HELL NAW!)
[x] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well (Never have but I could figure out a way.)
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if s/he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." -Adela Rodgers St.Johns
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown (And they've also never tried stapling Jell-O to a tree.)
Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you . . .
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you, and add your name to the list: I'mAnIdiotButWhoCares, Creek-Hitatchiin
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If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Scary-a.. thing.. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
(Sorry that just really freaked me out...)
OH MEH GWOD, I FLIPPED A TABLE!
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If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Mrs.EdwardAMCullen, Sasukez, JohanAndersen, ByakuganLove, xXxPoisonedAngelxXx, TheQueenOfPickles, Creek-Hitatchiin
Me and my twin sister,Yuki, that's me, love to write stories together on fanfiction.net. Our first story is called Double Twin Trouble. The main charaters is based off of me and Yuki, but not the looks. (Kagami in the story is based off of me in case you didn't know and Hakane is based off of me, the less insane one.) All of our stories will be based off of crazyness and humor! And some romance. Yea and some romance, thanks Yuki. No prob. So if you have any extra time or if your bored ... please read our stories! and if you dont... NEKOZAWA WILL PUT A CURSE ON YOU! The underline part is both of us btw.
Also, if you happen to be reading a story, and the author note says somethin about Creek doing something, and then Hitachiin doing something, that's referring to Yuki and I. The Creek part of Creek-Hitatchiin represents Seiji, and the Hitachiin part represents me. Also, yes, we have noticed that we spelled Hitachiin wrong in our username, but we don't really care. Whenever we spell Hitachiin alone, we spell it correctly, but if it's used as Creek-Hitatchiin, we purposely add the extra T. Don't ask, it's just our thing.
(NOTE: It will mostly be me writing stories on here since Yuki is too lazy, but if the story has two main characters and the P.O.V switches between them, then those are the stories where both Yuki and I write.)
Also, I hope that you've noticed by now that Seiji and Yuki are not our real names. They are just stage names that we like to go by. To be honest, when I first thought of the name Seiji, I didn't even know it was a real Japanese name, I sort of just made a random noise with my mouth. But then I learnt that it WAS in fact a real name, and a MALE name. But that doesn't bother me. Now some of my friends call me Seiji-kun, and I happen to like it very much. Yuki is just Yuki, however, nothing special about her :P But, there is a friend we met online, and she also likes to go by Yuki, so I sometimes go back and forth between calling her Jess (not her real name either, just part of a username) and Yuki, depending on whether if Yuki is there or not.