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Joined 02-01-11, id: 2730450, Profile Updated: 05-22-16
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Queen's Thief series, and Naruto.

Complaints are always welcome, of course.

Way too old to limit myself to one fandom. I'm probably working on five really different things right now, and not all of them ever see the light of day.


"An author doesn't necessarily understand the meaning of his own story better than anyone else."

--Alice in Wonderland

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? "

--Homer Simpson

'And what would humans be without love?' Rare.

--Discworld. DEATH.

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

--Hitchhiker's Guide through the Galaxy


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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,110 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 3,829 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Rewriting History by Kotama reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time to prevent the future the war made-desperation always did lead people to do the most preposterous things. He just never expected that time travel would force him to be a Carrow. Hadrianus Carrow struggles as he tries to reform the British Ministry in hopes the Modern Witch Hunt never happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P.
Gladiolus by Cannibal Inc reviews
His mother says that Harry's laughter could be the cure. Tom never believes her, of course; but he can't help hoping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard's Apprentice by Kai19 reviews
Based on the fairy tale, "The Wizard Outwitted". 11 year old Harry Potter escapes from his uncle, and finds himself at the home and shop of the Evil Wizard, Voldemort. mention of V TMR /HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 729 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Shifting of the Plate by Comma-Toes reviews
AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,922 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
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experience sends terrific bills reviews
Hatake Kakashi was born to refugees from Uzushio. A Kakashi-centric exploration of Team 7, Konoha, ANBU, and their relationship to Uzushio.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/12 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Pakkun, Team Seven
The Most Convenient Natural Disaster reviews
"Costis," his King said, "I have never asked, but... How do you feel about boats?" Between Attolia getting the King it deserves, and Sounis getting the King it needs; there is time for Eugenides to roam the sea. Costis, haunted by Mede and strange voices, regrets everything.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Mountains of Work
The Queen of Eddis needs someone to move mountains. The Thief of Eddis needs to steal peace. The Magus of Sounis needs to be relevant to modern achievements. The engineer Despina needs to sleep uninterrupted, someone to care about, and a much appreciated raise.
Queen's Thief series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Threads of Blood
Inspired by Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage, this is about Yalmireth, a magical demon who struggles with his studies, unrequited love, and being in a school with a bunch of other creatures that are just as weird as he is. Featuring: magical science, panic attacks, weird origin stories for demons, gay love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Published: 2/24
Cheating Death reviews
There is this problem with cheating Death... Harry Potter is on a mission to die -hopefully centuries from now on, and in his sleep. He travels the world looking for Death joined by his minion Bellatrix, while his children turn Hogwarts upside down. Mostly canon-compliant. Has humour, although the first chapter is a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Nine Deaths of Harry Potter reviews
Harry's life and death is intricately tied to that of Tom Marvolo Riddle. So even after winning the war, he can't get rid of him for very long. after-war, EWE, dead character cameo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Noises, Surviving and Living Well reviews
After the war, Draco Malfoy has bad dreams, good dreams and a whole lot of people he has to play nice with. Also, there is a kiss with Potter. Draco/Harry, post-war, Teddy Lupin, not much romance, but fluff and letters. yea. rated due to language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heroes Of Another Story reviews
One sunny day in 1986 Harry happens unto Severus Snape. pre-Hogwarts, other character, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete