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Joined 02-01-11, id: 2730450, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

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If you got here, because I followed your story - great! I really liked your story. If you wish an indepth review on your merits of story-telling, PM me. I'll see what I can do.

Update July 26/12: So - I have been posting parts of my fanfiction for Harry Potter (at least the more presentable ones... and I was waiting with posting the other stuff. Question: Does anyone like to read another fandom? If yes, what? (I have written Inception, Discworld, Artemis Fowl, Avengers, Les Miserables, V for Vendetta, Batman drabbles, but I don't know what to do with them.)

Complaints are always welcome, of course.


Status of on-going stories:

Cheating Death (want to kinda re-name it to 'Death, the Cheater', but oh, well) Chapter 8; while technically done, the ending doesn't want to write itself. And I have confused myself with too many red herings. Working on it.

Heroes of Another Story - done.l

The Nine Deaths of Harry Potter - Death the Fifth - stuck. no idea on continuation. ideas welcome


8 1/2 Random Facts about me

# Abhor fresh bell pepper.

# Have made three wedding cakes while I was underage -- only one turned out disgusting

# If you give me an unloaded airgun and run away, I will still be able to shoot you when it's loaded.

# I consider myself a child of the gloablisation.

# Have never abandoned a story -- they go into indefinite hiatus - years later I'll pick them up again. (Heroes isn't there yet. There's writing going on. Just very embarrassing...)

# Have been studying Latin for 8 years. Why? No idea.

# Hate being around more than 50 people at the same time, and if I'm among more than 10, I get incredible cynical.

# When I have eaten haute cuisine (or just simply something fancy), there can be no better dessert than a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Nothing better. Really.

# Excessive use of (parenthesis) -- and -- dashes.

# Further Questions? Ask.


Quotes

(Because someone said; People are defined by the quotes they use from other people. Or to put it into the words of Christopher N. Bovee -- "At all events, the next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit." To make this Older Than Dirt: Cicero -- "Sed nescio quo modo nihil tam absurde dici potest quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum"But I know nothing so ridiculous, that no philosopher had said it." And last, but not least the great Bard "The devil can cite scripture for his purpose.")

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, you should first dig two graves."

--Confucius

"I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer." Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

"Only the shallow know themselves." -- Oscar Wilde

"An author doesn't necessarily understand the meaning of his own story better than anyone else."

--Alice in Wonderland

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? "

--Homer Simpson

"If you insist on talking in metaphors, then throwing rocks in glass houses isn't half as dangerous as starting fires that you don't know how to put out." --(forgot. sadly.)

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."

--Hitchhiker's Guide through the Galaxy (I think...)

'And what would humans be without love?' Rare. --Discworld. DEATH.

"Give a man fire, and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."

--Ambrose Bierce, Devil's Dictionary

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger." --Æon Flux (the MTV series, way back when)

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Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,881 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 2h - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Rewriting History by Kotama reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time to prevent the future the war made-desperation always did lead people to do the most preposterous things. He just never expected that time travel would force him to be a Carrow. Hadrianus Carrow struggles as he tries to reform the British Ministry in hopes the Modern Witch Hunt never happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P.
Gladiolus by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
His mother says that Harry's laughter could be the cure. Tom never believes her, of course; but he can't help hoping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard's Apprentice by Kai19 reviews
Based on the fairy tale, "The Wizard Outwitted". 11 year old Harry Potter escapes from his uncle, and finds himself at the home and shop of the Evil Wizard, Voldemort. mention of V TMR /HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 527 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Shifting of the Plate by Comma-Toes reviews
AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,922 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
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Cheating Death reviews
There is this problem with cheating Death... Harry Potter is on a mission to die -hopefully centuries from now on, and in his sleep. He travels the world looking for Death joined by his minion Bellatrix, while his children turn Hogwarts upside down. Mostly canon-compliant. Has humour, although the first chapter is a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Nine Deaths of Harry Potter reviews
Harry's life and death is intricately tied to that of Tom Marvolo Riddle. So even after winning the war, he can't get rid of him for very long. after-war, EWE, dead character cameo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Noises, Surviving and Living Well reviews
After the war, Draco Malfoy has bad dreams, good dreams and a whole lot of people he has to play nice with. Also, there is a kiss with Potter. Draco/Harry, post-war, Teddy Lupin, not much romance, but fluff and letters. yea. rated due to language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heroes Of Another Story reviews
One sunny day in 1986 Harry happens unto Severus Snape. pre-Hogwarts, other character, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete