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Joined 02-01-11, id: 2730522, Profile Updated: 07-08-12
Author has written 9 stories for Warhammer, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

EMO POWERS NO JUTSU!!

(And BTW, I am NOT David Bowie!)
(Just a sick, twisted fusion of YGO's Bakuras* and Naruto's Sasukes*)

Yes, all of them, including the LK abridged ones.

Favourite Quote: "I love you more than I can ever scream." - Andy Biersack, The Mortician's Daughter.

Favourite Bands: Black Veil Brides, Bring Me The Horizon, Blood On The Dance Floor, Bullet For My Valentine (So... many... B's...), Asking Alexandria, Suicide Silence, Atreyu, Panic! At The Disco, Solution .45, Escape The Fate, System Of A Down, Enter Shikari, Hadouken!, A Day To Remember, 44, Green Day, My Chemical Romance (Before they started denying their emo-ness), Evanescence, Tokio Hotel, Papa Roach, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Feeder, Arctic Monkeys, Paramore, Pendulum, The Prodigy, Train, American Headcharge, Oasis, Avenged Sevenfold, Parkway Drive, Kids In Glass Houses, Killswitch Engage, Shinigami, Annotations Of An Autopsy, Dimmu Borgir, Pantera, As I Lay Dying, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Amon Amarth, Slipknot, Your Captain Is Dead!, Dead Reckoning, Iwrestledabearonce, Buried In Verona, Cannibal Corpse, Marilyn Manson, Cradle Of Filth, Annotations Of An Autopsy, Witchsorrow, Home Time For Alex, Upon A Burning Body, Gallows, Trivium, To My Surprise, Murderdolls, Behemoth, Anaal Nathkrath, Woods Of Ypres... You get the idea.

Favourite Anime/Manga: Death Note, Yu-Gi-Oh (Original, GX, and 5D's), YGOTAS, Naruto, LK's comedy fandub spoof of Naruto, Bakugan, VAMPIRE KNIGHT FTW!!! (Yummm, Aidou...) None Piece, Code Ment, Code Geass, Bubblegum, Black Butler, Devil May Cry, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Favourite Games: Gears of War 2 (Can't wait for 3!!), Oblivion (Ditto Skyrim!!), Mass Effect 1 & 2 (Ditto 3!!), Fallout New Vegas, F1, Madden 11, Fifa 11, Red Dead Redemption.

Bakura = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.
Aidou = sexy. Copy and paste if you follow this logic.

Shippings I support: Thiefshipping, Psychoshipping, Rodshipping, (InsertBakuraHere)Shipping, plus some random non-yaoi pairings that don't have names, IE SasukeXSakura, (I can't be bothered to find the name for that) RyukXRem, BakuraXTea, AidouXYuuki, Zero KiryuuXYuuki, KanameXYuuki, you get the idea, basically male VK characterXYuuki, plus the BEST SHIPPING EVER: Aidou(VK)XMina(5D's).

Aidou(VK) X Mina(5D's) = The best day ever!!

Duelling Network ID: SCGMD3Bakura. PM me for a duel!

Email for BetaReading: m.vin11@

Alone with my sadness, I cry for a better time.
O,..,O
Vamp out.

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The Assassin by V H Hellenstein reviews
The Vindicare Temple is on a hunt for new blood, 2000 handpicked Imperial Guards of specific age, height and characteristic were sent to an unspecified location. 6 hours later, 1977 were sent away, in body bags.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/18/2020 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Imperial Guard
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 7000 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Bakura's Wisdom by friend9810 reviews
Bakura is forced to write for the school's advice column, insanity ensues...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Shadow War by TheMonkfish reviews
The forces of Darkness have begun their assault on the Nature Civilisation. War is coming,and it will decide the fate of the entire creature world. Rated T for violence.
Duel Masters - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011
A series of 40k jokes by psykotic addiction reviews
Kinda self-explanatory
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010
The Vermillion Crusades by Barricade Red
40k fan fiction. A saga of blood fueled action and rivalry within the Adeptus Astartes Chapter; Knights Vermillion. Rated M for violence and gore.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,242 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011
Bleached Metal: The B Sides by Alex McM reviews
The world's greatest metal band Soul Reaper discuss just about anything in a collection of lost interviews. From the mundane, to the taboo to the downright retarded, Soul Reaper leave no stone unturned in this unusually fascinating look at modern life.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Randomness Show with Marik and Bakura by Angel BL-chan reviews
Marik and Bakura on a talk show, hosted by yours truly. Marik and Bakura claim they're not gay. Is it true? No. T for language and suggestiveness. ThiefShipping. Yaoi. DLDR. Based on The Abridged Series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
RipplesV1 by Bloody Mary reviews
Some decisions change much more than you'd expect, for good or for bad. Set during the Great Crusade; focus on World Eaters, Death Guard and Emperor's Children
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,768 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Khârn the Betrayer, Mortarion - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
The Great Crusade: Lunatic Wolf by Spess Merhene reviews
Conquer the galaxy! See new places, and blow them up! The story of a Luna Wolf in the thirtieth millenium.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,282 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Bleached Metal 2: Encore by Alex McM reviews
Soul Reaper are back for another wild adventure involving sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, booze-fuelled mayhem, parties, awkward conversations, lies, three sixes, heavy f*** metal, death and Satan! Did I mention Metal? Its one crazy ride on the Highway to Hell!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,578 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The laws of 40k by TheDarkMaker01 reviews
the laws for all the races
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010
Flight of a Primarch by Black-Librarian Skirath reviews
Konrad Curze and Corax are summoned by Leman Russ to aid Sanguinius after he's had a bit too much to drink...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
A Man And His Titan by Norwest reviews
Sequel to "My Other Monster is a Warhound:" Four crazies crew a Titan...what could possibly go wrong?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010
The Tale of Force Commander Vanilla Ice by Grimmuald reviews
What really happened to the Commander before Dawn of war 2:Retribution. m for Language
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter, GodEmperor of All Mankind by karabinji reviews
A chronology of the rise of the God-Emperor Potter, from his slaying of the Daemon of Ten Thousand Hells, V-ld-m-rt, to his conquest of the Ministry of Magic, to the Unification of Earth under his banner. By the Emperor's name, Potter's will be done!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P.
Warhammer Commercials by AMWOOD co reviews
Parodies of commercials in a more Warhammer like setting. Featuring: iWAAAGH! Yup, we've got an Orc for dat. Rated T for violence
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011
Trial of a Warsmith by Belashkal reviews
A game of succession takes place in the 14th Grand Company when the Lord Warsmith dies, but is the game fixed already?
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Bleached Metal by Alex McM reviews
Ichigo aquires a taste for extreme music and so does Rukia. Both dream of becoming metal legends and so they start a band. What follows is a series of strange auditions, weird fans, brutal gigs, riots, accidents, jokes and retardedness. Enjoy and rock on!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,948 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Assassin by Baron de Pencier reviews
What happens when Tzeentch sends an emissary to explore a planet which has suddenly gone dead? Crazy stuff, apparently.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Yellowskins by Ghurlag reviews
A story following a developing beastherd from their lowly beginnings in Troll Country. Forgive slow edits as the story is going to be based from gaming.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009
Sharpe: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Richard Sharpe, that sexy soldier, now belongs to you! How best to use him? Inspired by Theresa Green & her Lord of the Rings Manual series, and posted with her permission.
Sharpe Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
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Of The Spyres And Dungeons Of The Empyrean
Of The Spyres And Dungeons Of The Empyrean, And Of The Multifarious Daemons That Inhabit Them: Or My Travels In The Warp By Krestus The Gifted, Grand Magus To The Court Of Hesstrekji The Desolator. Lovecraftian daemon fic. More to come if reviews are good
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Fury Of The Emperor
The story of 1st Captain Justaerin Solkan, as he battles against Tau, Necrons, and worse during the Cleansing Of The Parrion Sector. Enjoy.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,533 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
YuGiOh's Got Talent! Now in 3D! I'm so sorry reviews
This again! Hopefully this time it won't end up like "The Imperium's Got Talent!" That series nearly had me executed for heresy! Anyway, enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
YuGiOh's Got Talent! Oh god, what have I done? reviews
Pretty much what it says on the tin. Mostly Abridged references.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011
The Imperium's Got Talent Is Back! reviews
Muhahahaha! Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto the internet...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011
The Imperium's Got No Talent reviews
Rejoice! The final episode is upon us!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
The Imperium's Got More Talent Than Anyone Thought
Sorry. I know I'm a heretic, but it is pretty funny, ok?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
The Imperium's Got Talent Now with foreign acts! reviews
Once more, just because. A few important people who missed out on the last one got in, but please tell me if I have left anyone out. Other than that, enjoy.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
The Imperium's Got Talent reviews
Just because. Enjoy.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete