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Author has written 14 stories for Dracula, Psycho, Shawshank Redemption, Les Misérables, Scream, Lost, Person of Interest, Doctor Who, Great Gatsby, Ghostbusters, and Amadeus.

I am DharmaHarker! You can check me out on DeviantArt under the same username. As a literature and cinema enthusiast, I will do my best to make myself proud. I will treat all the authors' characters with dignity and respect. By the way, if you're here on my profile because you enjoy my stories, cheers- I aim to please. On my taste in film, literature, and all that is relevant here:

Favorite Movies include West Side Story, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shawshank Redemption, Amadeus, Pan's Labyrinth, Psycho, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, King Kong, Troy (guilty as charged!), Ghostbusters, Blue Velvet, Labyrinth, Shane, The Breakfast Club, Annie (1999) and Jaws.

Favorite Disney Movies include Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Robin Hood, Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Cauldron, The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast.

Favorite Books are Nicholas Nickleby, Dracula, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, The Scarlet Letter and Treasure Island.

Favorite Musicals: West Side Story, A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, Chess, Little Shop of Horrors, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Anything Goes, The Music Man, Oklahoma, Annie, Phantom of the Opera, The Rocky Horror Show, Cabaret and Assassins.

Favorite TV Shows are The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Psych, Saturday Night Live, LOST, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, The Muppet Show, Person of Interest, Stephen King's Rose Red miniseries, the Vasily Livanov Sherlock Holmes, Gravity Falls, The X-Files, Futurama, The Simpsons, Broadchurch and Star Trek (OS and Next Gen). I do watch Game of Thrones but I'm not thrilled with the gratuitous sex, violence and language (just to be clear on that).

Favorite Shakespeare Plays: Hamlet, King Lear, Twelfth Night, The Tempest, Julius Caesar and Antony and Cleopatra.

Favorite Comic Book Characters: Prof. X, Bruce Banner, Cap, Daredevil, Nightcrawler.

My main fandom- DISNEY! I am a Disnerd. I love everything about Disney. I'm a park nerd as well as a movie buff. I would say Star Wars but since Disney owns Star Wars now, I'm thrilled that my three favorite things (Star Wars, Disney and Marvel) have become as one in many ways.

Homestar Runner, Over the Garden Wall, the Evil Dead franchise, Godspell and David Bowie are also very important to me.

About me:
I am proud to be a Christian. I can speak Spanish fairly well and scattered words and phrases in other languages. I intend to learn Latin. I'm of Scottish descent, I have crazy brown hair and green eyes. My glass is always half full. I am addicted to tea and to gummy bears, especially the green ones and also Dole Whip. I love silent film. I prefer Marvel to DC but I read both. I watch foreign film often and occasionally I'll watch a telenovela (Lo Que La Vida Me Robo!). I mean to become a playwright, so I'm much better at dialog and song lyrics than I am at narration. While I love a happy ending, I never sacrifice the meaning of my story with one; that is, I won't write it if it isn't there, so you might need a tissue.

Favored Pairings:
Egon and Janine (Ghostbusters)
Cooper and Diane (Twin Peaks)
Carter and Szymanski (Person of Interest) No, I'm not kidding.
Fry and Leela (Futurama)
Christine and Raoul (Phantom of the Opera)
Scully and Mulder (X-Files)
Rarity and Braeburn (My Little Pony)
Desmond and Penny (LOST)
Mina and Jonathan (Dracula)
Jeffrey and Sandy (Blue Velvet)
Brad and Janet (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

OTP: Han and Leia (Star Wars)

Stories: (completed in bold)

Alternative Javert's Suicide to the Tune of Call Me Maybe
Arthur's Apology
The Crossing-Over of Dr. Egon Spengler

Epic Rap Battles of LOST
The Dutiful Son
Ode to Deputy Dewey

One Year More!
Red Blood
Remember Me
Space-Time Oddity
Stay With Me
The Crossing-Over of Dr. Egon Spengler
There's Still Time

If something isn't finished and you think it's abandoned, don't worry. I won't abandon a story if you show enough interest. All halted stories are just slow-coming. If you're concerned, shoot me a PM or a nicely worded review. I'll answer with an update as fast as I can. Okay? BELIEVE ME, I will not leave you in the dark. Just subscribe and wait.

WEEKLY UPDATE: 11/13/14.

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As Good as Green by In a Golden Reflection reviews
My fangirl version of Clue: The Movie. Haven't watched it? GO. Sorry about the pairing, it just popped out to me. Six guests are invited to a dinner party to discuss financial problems with their mysterious host. But things become serious when a murderer strikes... (Mr. Green/Wadsworth) (Wadsworth/Mr. Green)
Clue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
Breaking Point by WinterFrost15 reviews
The day of the Gozer incident, Egon broke his ankle. Instead of taking the logical steps to fix it, he took the coward's way out - he didn't tell anyone about his injury. Now, two excruciating weeks later, will Janine finally blow his cover and make him out to be a weak fool? Find out! (Contains some Egon/Janine fluff. Okay, a lot of it, actually)
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Egon, Janine M.] P. Venkman, Ray S. - Complete
Mirrors by THEdragon-of-rainbows reviews
Homestar Runner wants to get the pants scared off him on Halloween. Things take an unexpected turn near the end of the night. (Rated T for mention of character death, but nothing graphic)
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Complete
Ghostbusters: Sacrifice by bhold reviews
The Ghostbusters go up against a soul sucking demon, and one sacrifices themselves to save another. Dedicated to Harold Ramis
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Egon, P. Venkman, Ray S., Winston Z. - Complete
Little Soldiers by Rapunzella reviews
Inspired by Louisa May Alcott's "Little Women." BJ, Hawkeye, Radar, and Klinger make their way through the ups and downs of an eventful year at the 4077th. The gang gets into all sorts of "scrapes," makes mischief, deals with minor mishaps and greater tragedies, and prays for peace, all the while bonding together as a band of brothers whose love for each other will outlast any war.
Crossover - M*A*S*H & Little Women - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2014 - BJ H., Hawkeye P., Radar O., M. Klinger
Everything Happens by Rapunzella reviews
AU. Penny survives the death ray explosion, but Billy/Dr. Horrible is injured. Penny saves her friend, and stands up to the "hero" who almost killed him. Now Billy finds himself with a chance to make a new life for himself. It won't be like he planned it…but it could turn out to be better than he ever dreamed. A story of hope, redemption, and love.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny
Full Circle by Nicholls reviews
John had met Harold thirty years before they began working together. He just didn't know it.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Colder By Far by dangerousdame reviews
When he attempts to escape the castle, one of Dracula's brides implores Jonathan not to leave her.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Johnathan Harker, The Vampires Sisters
Watered With Blood by dangerousdame reviews
Dracula retold as a southern gothic.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Dracula, Johnathan Harker, Mina Harker, The Vampires Sisters - Complete
And Again by Nicholls reviews
"In the end, we're all alone and no one is coming to save you." Trapped with nowhere to go, Reese prays that those words wouldn't come back to haunt him.
Person of Interest - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
The Asylum by WerewolfDoctor reviews
What if Charles, when his powers first began to emerge, told people that he could hear voices in his head? Very A/U and kind of dark.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Saddest Smile by PrettyBoyWithMe reviews
"Erik, please. You can stay." His voice, always so calm, so sure, flitted with emotion, barely leaving a whisper. Erik's gray eyes crinkled, hurting. The pain in the room was damn near tangible. "Now Charles, you know that was never an option." **ONESHOT**
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Man of Mercy by Rapunzella reviews
"Your life is a precious gift. I could not take it from you, nor could I allow you to throw it away. Will you accept it, and begin again, as I did?" Jean Valjean and Javert have a lot in common, but when faced with the same situation, they come to different conclusions. Could it be Javert has been living his life all wrong? And if that is so, can he find the humility to change?
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean - Complete
Mountain View by KissTheBoy7 reviews
As it turns out, Freddie is scared of cable cars... Halfway down the mountain, his gets stuck. And Anatoly with him. Some Kings slash for my Chessloving friends. Anatoly/Freddie, oneshot.
Chess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Freddie T., Anatoly S. - Complete
Where My Friends Will Sing no More by skullgirllove reviews
After Valjean let him escape Javert heads back to the barricades, although when he gets there he is compleatly unprepared for what he sees. Inspired by a Les Mis production I just saw in Boston.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Inspector Javert, Gavroche - Complete
Flowers for Radar by Rapunzella reviews
While recovering from appendicitis, Radar gets a letter from home and a reminder that he'll never be far from his mother's heart.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Radar O., Henry B. - Complete
A Family Business by taurus71423 reviews
Just a little intro to a thought I had on a continuation of the lovely musical. Still new to writing these, please be nice :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012
What Lies in the Shadow of the Statue by Color With Marker reviews
Richard tells Juliet what lies in the shadow of the statue during a Latin lesson.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Juliet, Richard - Complete
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The Dutiful Son reviews
Norman's conscience fights to stay alive inside of the mind that once was his. Five years after institutionalization, a young nurse's presence aids his recovery, but jealous Mother will not yield. As the system at the mental hospital spins wildly out of control, Norman clings to the hope that things will be better. Are there better lives for men like him? Norman/OC.
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Norman B., Norma B./Mother, OC - Complete
Ad Expectandum reviews
One-shot. We learn in his dying moments that Mozart's thoughts are for more composed than he would like some to believe. Rated T for death.
Amadeus - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2014
Epic Rap Battles of LOST reviews
Who would win in an epic rap battle: Ben Linus or Richard Alpert? Desmond Hume or Charles Widmore? A parody of the ERB videos on YouTube, LOST-style! Rated T for some minor obscenities. More to come soon!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Desmond, Ben, Richard, Charles W.
Space-Time Oddity
One-shot song parody after David Bowie's classic "Space Oddity": the Doctor is sent on a perilous journey across the stars to protect Earth's fate. [Rated K for peril.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Published: 5/13/2014 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Red Blood reviews
Jonathan Harker discovers that that he himself has been possessed by Renfield. With Van Helsing, Seward, Holmwood and an expecting Mina, he must find and destroy a reanimated Dracula to bring the madman's soul to rest.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Johnathan Harker, Renfield
Mr Stevens reviews
Chronicles Andy's life after his escape, from his journey to Zihuatanejo to his misadventures when he arrives, in the shape of a free-form epic. Rated "T" for references to suicide, death and for mild language.
Shawshank Redemption - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Andy D.
The Crossing-Over of Dr Egon Spengler reviews
1994. Egon's untimely passing devastates those he knows and cares for, but some wonder if he won't return to say one last goodbye. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to come to terms with something he feels he cannot accept: the loss of a friend. Rated T for themes of grief and mild language. This one goes out to you, Mr. Ramis.
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Egon, Janine M., P. Venkman, Ray S. - Complete
There's Still Time
"Can't repeat the past, old sport?" After Nick leaves Gatsby's house for the last time, Gatsby writes him a letter (though he doesn't know why) as an attempt to explain himself and apologize to Nick for all he's seen. It would have served as a last goodbye to his friend if anyone ever found it.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2014
Remember Me reviews
She tried so hard to save him. He was her everything. He was the anchor that held her to Earth. Every day they spent together was held as sacred in her memory, until she recalls a day that had nearly slipped from her memory: the day the Doctor died. (Clara and Eleven face The Master, slight AU. Rated T for violence, angst, feels.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - The Master, 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Alternate Javert's Suicide to the Tune of Call Me Maybe reviews
It's been a while since I've written a song parody for this lovely fandom, and I couldn't resist doing something outwardly goofballish and silly for April Fool's Day. I've been holding this one back for a while, and this is the right moment for its publication. Enjoy. [Rated T for dark, dark humor. Best when sung in head. Bonus points if sung aloud.]
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Inspector Javert - Complete
Stay With Me reviews
He was pointing a gun at my chest. I didn't have time to react. End of the line for a good cop. I always saw myself that way. Know who always said that? Joss Carter. [The final moments of Detective Bill Szymanski. One-shot.]
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Detective Carter, Detective Szymanski - Complete
Ode to Deputy Dewey reviews
A satirical one-shot look at a fangirl's love for Dewey through all four movies in the form of a poem. Please read and review! Rated "T" for mention of all the violences commited toward Dewey over the years.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Dewey R. - Complete
Arthur's Apology reviews
Arthur and Lucy have hit a rift in their relationship. She's undead now and he's not into that. Like a gentleman, he must apologize at a safe distance. One-shot. Please read & review!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Lucy Westenra - Complete
One Year More! reviews
In honor of this past Wednesday being the one-year mark of when the first movie musical adaptation of "Les Miserables" is going to come out, I penned this "One Day More" songfic spoof illustrating the reactions from the characters.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Complete