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Joined 02-01-11, id: 2731274, Profile Updated: 07-09-14
Author has written 12 stories for Young Justice, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Ninja Turtles, Transformers/Beast Wars, Total Drama series, Rise of the Guardians, Ghost Hunt, and Rio.

STORIES UP FOR ADOPTION

PM me if you want to adopt them. I think they'd make great stories, but I'm in the middle of writing my already-half finished fics, and don't want to write more than one of the same fic at a time. :)

I just ask that you finish the fics (eventually) and that you give me a teeny-weeny bit of credit for coming up with the basic outline.

Story Idea 1) ROTG Pitch creatures a new poison-green sand that infects a person's mind, slowly driving them mad. It makes them do things, things they can't remember. The catch is that he can only create a small amount of this sand at any given time, and needs time to recooperate after using it. Slowly, he begins the task of breaking down the one Guardian that could stand up to him in a fight, and fight through the fear - all because his hate was so much stronger than any fear. After all, E. Aster Bunnymund has already lost it all. (TAKEN by LBIGreyhound13 )

Story Idea 2) ROTG Pitch, in a madness induced by the overwhelming fearlings that crawl within his being, attacks the Pole. North, busy with trying to help Tooth, who had been knocked to the ground because of a Nightmare, didn't see the figure standing behind him. Bunny found himself moving without even thinking, and is shot. Character death. (Manny could always bring him back as a spirit...)


You've done nothing here but push your insecurities and fears onto another person. When, in actuality, I am the person you want to be. I can laugh out loud at a perverted joke. I can read and walk at the same time. I can fix a car. I wash cars for the homeless. Unless i know you, i won't judge. My writing isn't copied from a kid two years older than me. I wear what i want when i want to. I go against the crowd publically. I don't care what people think. I encourage my friends and family. I'll take the blame for my own actions instead of pushing it on to other people. I am me.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

*Johnny Brought A Gun To School

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you",

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha'

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

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All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil, Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
StingerBlade by RozBen reviews
Optimus has had to deal with a lot in the past, but what he doesn't know is that one of his skeletons directly relates to a member on his new team, to Bumblebee. When a bot crash lands and is in need of medical attention, will Bee be able to forgive Prime for following orders and abandoning the bot that saved his life when he was a sparkling? Or will Bee's loyalties lie elsewhere?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, OC
Things Change by sparklespepper reviews
The Elites are back, only to drag everybot except Bumblebee forcefully back to Cybertron. 20 years later, they return to earth only to see that things has change, Bumblebee included. Can they gain both Bumblebee's and Sari's forgivness and trust back? On Hold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bumblebee, Sari S.
The Missing P Epidemic by Ms. Issues reviews
Because if you're going to prank call Batman while he's on JL monitor duty, you have to bring your "A" game and a story so CRAZY that it's believable. Rated M for precaution. Nothing sexy is going on, the word p***s just gets repeated A LOT.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Roy Harper/Red Arrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Where He Belongs by Aikawa Akihiko reviews
Inuyasha is alone in the world once more. when he finds a wolf cub, will he be able to get it to the wolf prince and find a place among the pack? yaoi kog/inu. 2nd place for Best Yaoi/Yuri at the Inuyasha Fanfiction Guild!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,908 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Inuyasha, Kouga] - Complete
Nothing more than love bound by RozBen reviews
Sequeal to Nothing more than friends. Usagi and Leo's relationship progresses, but out on a trianing run a certian rabbit is caught by hun when seperated from the turtles. Can Usagi find his way back to the lair? Will Leo be able to cope, knowing who his?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Leonardo, Usagi Miyamoto
Nothing more than friends by RozBen reviews
He knew that there was no possible way for them to be anything more than friends. Leo and the gang go to Battle Nexus for the Damiyo's son's birthday party and meet up with Usagi. The Damiyo is a target. Blood, emotional pain, and tensions rise.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Leonardo, Usagi Miyamoto - Complete
Boy Wonder by drinkingteawithhellhounds reviews
A circus after dark is creepy enough, but an abandoned circus owned by a psychotic clown? That's just too much.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Like a Jigsaw Puzzle by Skylark Evanson reviews
"Does anyone else find it strange that no one around here knows the secret identities of Batman or Robin?" Wally wants to know what the secret is behind the masks of the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,288 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
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Lay me to sleep reviews
How I think Nico came to Rio and met the gang. Bits and pieces of his life, about how he adjusts to life in Rio. *Will become snapshots of life in Rio. While on their way to Rio, Nico and his twin brother find themselves in an unexpected, dire situation.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Rafael, Pedro, Nico
At It's Finest reviews
John's survived his first year in Japan, and the questions begin. What was Australia like? Why'd he leave? Why won't he wear a seat belt? A new case arrives, at a private girl's school and they investigate. Danger lurks in the shadows, breathing rot into the very air. When they colloid with this foe, will death greet them all?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T., H. Takigawa/Bou-san, John B.
It may be time reviews
A mission gone wrong. A life cut short? A demon on the loose, more lives on the line.*Finished
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Mai T., H. Takigawa/Bou-san, John B. - Complete
Waking Nightmares reviews
When Easter comes around, so do the dreams, the memories, and burning hate for Pitch. He hid it well for years, but now with a fresH Gauridan in their group, how well will he contiue to do so? Frost finds phot albums and North notices old scars. What next? (UPDATED!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North
TD: Revenge of the World Tour reviews
Similiar to the "World Tour" series, only they travel by train and what they do to survive the ride. ***Everyone is chosen; I'll quick update that soon BUT THE MADNESS HAS BEGUN!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012
A Bat's doubts reviews
Season 1/2-Robin's thoughts and feelings on the various things of being the all-mighty ninja master! **Will become a series of one-shots whenever I am tied up and threaten with a baseball bat.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
What do you consider me to be? reviews
BumbleBee isn't feeling the best and everything has gone downhill for him. Now he's attacked when alone and is easily overpowered. What's happened to him? Can the Auto-Bots figure it out? Whose this new bot pulling the strings? T for now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bumblebee
Distant Thunder reviews
They will celebrate New Years' at the farmhouse, and Usagi has dropped by to get away from everything going on in his world, such as an upcoming war sparked by a bloodly battle. Bishop has other plans though, and it'll take everything to save Usagi.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Usagi Miyamoto, Leonardo
The Smoking Gun reviews
The team is training, but Robin is with Batman and the Joker had escaped. Robin has the choice of life and death in his hands.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Injuries of the common reviews
First they're attacked by pirates, he was injured and now he's just plain confused. Razer can't help but second guess Kilawog's changing nature twoards him and one night, they get drunk w/ villagers. What happened is a mystery. Where is he now? M later
Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Razer, Kilowog
A psycopath in training? reviews
Is Robin really who Batman and the others think? Or is he made of something less than good? Tipped twoards darkness of the unnatural kind? Will the team find out what really is behind the walls of his mind? Or will he turn into something more?
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,996 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
What Hurts the Most reviews
Robin questions what would have happened-what could have been if his parents had lived, if he never met Bruce. He's alone and its storming. Song-fic.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
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