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Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Leviathan series.

Hello fanfictioners! lol, just had to do that. So anyway, I decided that I should (finally!) write some things about myself down.

Name: Meagan (pronounced mee-gan, it's not meghan)

Personal Interests: I will list as many as I can- Reading, writing, swimming, biking, gardening, hanging out with friends, watching crime shows (specifically The Mentalist, CSI, and Criminal Minds), playing videogames, and watching movies.

Favorite Movie Series: My favorite movie series is the 'Biohazard' series, well known as the Resident Evil series (yes, their original name was Biohazard, set in Japan. I do my research.).

Favorite Anime: Impossible to answer.

Idol: Scott Westerfeld, hands down! Before I read his books, I wanted to be an actress or singer. Now I want to write!

Current Stories:

Moon Walker- It's just about to be updated, I totally messed it up sorry.

Envious Human- currently a one-shot chapter story.

Fullmetal Friendships- I'm back! I'll be updating as soon as I can!

Upcoming Stories:

Cutthroat Kitchen: Crossover Kitchen- Simply put, four favorite characters from a favorite anything will be placed in Alton Brown's kitchen from hell. The judges will change based on whatever story I choose. The sabotages, challenges, and winners will also vary based on randomization and some influence on you guys.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!


If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Kitsune-Teme, JessTalksAlot, AmorindaSapphire97

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever watched an action movie, and walked away thinking 'I wish someone would mess with me!' so you could use your kung-fu on them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

A good or best friend!

A friend will be there to comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You have seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb asss"

A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, run!"

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

A friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away.

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will bail me out of jail. Best Friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Dang, we screwed up.”

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number

A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends Fade. Best Friends Are 4 Ever

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry. . . this i don't believe
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears. because all they like are your boobies
we all love surprises.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a imvu or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

7.) To tell your friend or sibling something, you text or IM them even though they are sitting right across the room.

8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 and 6.

11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and 6.

12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'"

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out, ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Stormcat313, theWingedWolfAlchemist, WerewolfxStringxQuartet, Chimeragirl1, AmorindaSapphire97

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If facebook went down, 99.99% of the American population would go into depression and/or kill themselves. If you are one of the .01% who would take a sip of coffee and go on with your life like nothing had even happened, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are that friend copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile

If you wish Anime Guys existed in the real world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you love anti-heroes and villains, copy this into your profile

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddge!If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!

(U U)o

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the fisrt and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

EMOS- *Are not cry babies

*Do not always wear black

*Can be very nice people

*Don't always cut themselves

*Are not always depressed

*Can be happy too

*Are normal people just like you

(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)

(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

"You touch my chocolate, and I will kill you. You have been warned" -Me, chimergirl1

"I am a chocoholic. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Hide your chocolate. Although I'll find it anyways." -Me, chimergirl1

"Come to the Darkside. We have cookies." -T-Shirt

"Welcome to the Darkside. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?" -T-Shirt

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head. (So, so true)

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. (Yeah, I haven't done that! *cough cough*

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.



I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

You May be a child of the 90s if...

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading, and watching "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors
When we used to obey our parents. LOL
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

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Nahtaivel: Leviathan Retold by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
The books have been sabotaged. The characters are dying in mysterious ways. Two fans must save the prince and his airman from doom and destruction, while somehow keeping themselves alive at the same time. Spoilers for Goliath, but during Leviathan. R&R!
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Stuff by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Drabbles of randomness coming your way! From fluff, to humor, to just plain...weird. All drabbles, all the time! Mostly after Goliath, otherwise will be stated. Rated T for one later chapter.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F.
The Committtee of Darwinistic Fabrications by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
The Germans won the Great War, but left Alek and Deryn fighting as hard as they could. But when our heroes could fight no more, the Clankers absorbed the world. 100 years after the war,three girls in what used to be America have a plan to bring them back.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Bovril, Nora B.
Naruto Uzumaki: Charmed by supremebandit reviews
Naruto obtains the book of shadows, gets the powers of the charmed ones, and finds out secrets that were supposedly long since lost.
Crossover - Charmed & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,976 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Family Ties by ShadowPhantom14 reviews
Why does he know so much about Aperture Science? GlaDOS calls him the "perfect tester", and when Wheatley shows up, it's time his friends knew the truth. But what truth? What has Sonic been hiding all this time?
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,281 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Sonic, Wheatley
No One Is Alone by ReadySetJett reviews
*Portal 2* Aleksandar wakes up in an Aperture Science Relaxation Chamber. He and four others must test their way through Aperture to find their escape. But there are some unforeseen problems... T because I'm not quite sure what will happen yet.
Crossover - Portal & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Alek F.
The Story of The Alices by SheWhoLoved reviews
Based on the song: Alice Human Sacrifice - Vocaloid
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011
Quote Drabbles by Bramblepool reviews
Drabbles based on quotes from mi hermana's quote book. For example, "When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemies' eyes." Or, "You will be showered with good luch." All with Leviathan characters plunged in!
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alek F., Deryn S.
Code: Anubis by SheSaysCiao reviews
Sibuna is sent to Kadic Academy to stay safe from Rufus, and while there, they form friendships with the Lyoko Warriors. Rated T just in case! Set after the first season finale of HoA and fourth season finale of CL.
Crossover - Code Lyoko & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011
Infections and Alchemy by hinafanboy08 reviews
Four survivors stranded in London England discover a means to escape the infection through alchemy, and get swept into the clutches of conspiracy in Amestris.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Edward E.
Fullmetal Spectrobes by Tigris-ISA reviews
After traversing a portal created by a dying high krawl, Rallen and Jeena find themselves in Amestris. Unfortunately, they're separated. This takes place after my other crossover: Spectrobes no Yuutsu.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Spectrobes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
How to Train Your Host Club by Zana Charleson reviews
Basically, a simple routine of decorating the Host Club for the incoming Ladies is progressing as normal, how ever the topic this time is Norse. Thrown in a cursed sword that brings back the last person or thing to touch it and you have a massive problem.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Leviathan Christmas Carols by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Parodies of well-known Christmas carols all about our favorite Leviathan characters! First one, Bovril! Next, Dr. Barlow, Count Volger, Deryn and Alek, of course, and even Tazza! Goliath spoilers starting Chapter 3. Behemoth spoilers all around.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bovril, Eddie Malone - Complete
In a Hylian Hole by JC303 reviews
Tails meets a new friend who helps him create an inter-dimensional portal, but due to an accident, Sonic and his friends are transported into a new world where they have to figure out a way home...without the Chaos Emeralds.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Tails
After Mixing it All Together by Pen-master10019 reviews
I took a bunch of different anime/manga's 4 to be exact :3 and mixed them together into a weird dialogue.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012
Additional Rules by stopthattimerave reviews
This is actually for loads of book series, I just chose those two because. Basically, loads of characters are stuck staying with a mage in her house and chaos/hilarity/confusion ensue. Please read!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011
Dead Brother by sathreal reviews
Melinda has to help a young boy find his brother and a pocket watch so that he can crossover...but are there more unsolved buisness than the boy is letting on? A FMa/ Ghost whisper crossover
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Melinda
Sea of Stars by TempestDash reviews
For NaNoWriMo 2011 - Two princesses, each lost, then found, and at their sides young men named Flynn. Adventure awaits! Posits that the kingdom from Tangled was an anti-Blastia faction that existed on Terca Lumireis. Currently no pairings.
Crossover - Tales of Vesperia & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Estellise H., Rapunzel
Blast From the Past by knightlychika reviews
After all that's been going on at headquarters, Lavi and Allen decide to go on a little vacation. Needless to say, things go horribly wrong and they end up being the prime suspects in an NCIS case.
Crossover - NCIS & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
The Long Way Home by Jyxxie reviews
Through alchemy that creates portals to different worlds, Edward ends up in Washington, DC, in the midst of a murder investigation. What is this strange place, and how will he get home? - No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Edward E. - Complete
Fullmetal Heart by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
When everyone thinks the world is at peace, even with wars raging in the country of Amestris, everything falls apart when a new keybearer is discovered. Ed and Al are now faced with new adventures, trials and friendships. AU. No OCs
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,179 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sora, Edward E.
J t O: The Search for the Philosopher's Stone? by Midna3452 reviews
J t O stands for "Journey to Ouran." Crossover between Soul Eater, Ouran, and FMA animes. Crona, Ed, and Al all end up at Ouran to search for a person known as the "pure soul" who can create the philosopher's stone. Full Summary inside. Please R&R!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,592 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
Tales of the Twilight: Earthbound by Undying AS - Fire reviews
Two forces clash, energy collides, something goes wrong, sending the Tales of Vesperia crew, scattered, across Hyrule. Lets find out. Rated Teen for Violence/Suggestive Themes/Language. Link/Midna, Yuri/Estelle, Yuri/Rita.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Link, Yuri L.
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Prices to Pay by Plethora of Imagination reviews
'Life isn't Fair, Mr.Alchemist! So pick which route to go, life or death' It didn't take Ed more than a few seconds to choose, for he wasn't doing this for himself. He was doing it for Alphonse. 'I want to die.' Rated T for Ed and Tony, and some blood.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Edward E.
Guardian by LolliPopLoveChild reviews
Dinah and the gang are in for the shock of their lives; there is a new guardian! Fresh from dying, this new guardian is lively and crazy, but her past continues to come back, endangering the lives of everyone. What will they do about it?
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011
Daydreamer by FlightofSilver reviews
Part 1 of The Captor Trilogy. Reala decides to make a Nightmaren of his own. But the results aren't quite what he was hoping for... ON HIATUS. SEE FINAL CHAPTER.
NiGHTS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Reala, NiGHTS
Unbearable by animeclaimer reviews
An unbearable has escaped from the vaults of bizenghast's mauseleum, this spells bad news for Dinah as it begings to hunt her down. Can she solve the mystery as to why? And what will her aunt say when she finds out about Dinah's night time missions? O.O
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
No Longer With You by Kitsune Hayashi reviews
When Len gets fed up with being a Vocaloid and runs away, he expects he's going to have to get a job eventually. What he doesn't expect is that that job could be in another world!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Len K.
Here We Go Again by Flower in Fire reviews
Colab with me and SuperSaiyanSonic75. NiGHTS loses her memory and Reala brings her back to Nightmare. As NiGHTS begins transaction to being evil, Reala takes this as a second chance. All the while, Wiseman and Jackle do thier best to play matchmaker.
NiGHTS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - NiGHTS, Reala - Complete
A Day In the Life of Edaniel by Xx666WriterOFAwesome666xX reviews
A not so typical day in the life of Edaniel. In this wacky story, Anything can happen! First Chapter up! Rated for safety...
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010
Vincent's Salvation by Xx666WriterOFAwesome666xX reviews
My adapted version of the end of book four, I didn't like it so I changed it! Sorry for the crappy summary. Rated T to be safe. Also it takes place right after the ship vault.
Bizenghast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
The Man From The Other World by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
Ben, Gwen, and Kevin are left stranded after a battle with the Forever Knights. They are picked up by a strange man who is visiting his brother in Bellwood, little do they know that the Forever Knights have an interest in him as well. FMA Xover
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward E., Gwen T.
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Fullmetal Friendships reviews
First crossover! I do not own either of these.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward E., Deryn S.
Crack Hetalia RP
This is basically a skype RP me and my friends had done late at night long ago and I finally decided to get over the embarrassment of it and post it. Rating T to be safe and please don't flame it, it really is a crack rp XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Russia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Envious Human reviews
This is a single chapter. If you think the story has potential, vote. current score: continue-5 discontinue-3. One vote per person.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Edward E., Envy
Transformers: Moon Walker reviews
My first fanfic, save for the failed Tales of Vesperia one. Currently under reconstruction, read if you want to help. Thank you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Raf E.