Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Leviathan series.
Hello fanfictioners! lol, just had to do that. So anyway, I decided that I should (finally!) write some things about myself down.
Name: Meagan (pronounced mee-gan, it's not meghan)
Personal Interests: I will list as many as I can- Reading, writing, swimming, biking, gardening, hanging out with friends, watching crime shows (specifically The Mentalist, CSI, and Criminal Minds), playing videogames, and watching movies.
Favorite Movie Series: My favorite movie series is the 'Biohazard' series, well known as the Resident Evil series (yes, their original name was Biohazard, set in Japan. I do my research.).
Favorite Anime: Impossible to answer.
Idol: Scott Westerfeld, hands down! Before I read his books, I wanted to be an actress or singer. Now I want to write!
Moon Walker- It's just about to be updated, I totally messed it up sorry.
Envious Human- currently a one-shot chapter story.
Fullmetal Friendships- I'm back! I'll be updating as soon as I can!
Cutthroat Kitchen: Crossover Kitchen- Simply put, four favorite characters from a favorite anything will be placed in Alton Brown's kitchen from hell. The judges will change based on whatever story I choose. The sabotages, challenges, and winners will also vary based on randomization and some influence on you guys.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!
4KIDS SUCKS!! WHY CAN'T THEY BE AWESOME DUBBERS LIKE THE GUYS AT FUNIMATION?! Put this in your profile if you agree.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If silence is golden...then why is duck tape silver?!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Kitsune-Teme, JessTalksAlot, AmorindaSapphire97
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever watched an action movie, and walked away thinking 'I wish someone would mess with me!' so you could use your kung-fu on them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If your one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
A True Boyfriend =
A good or best friend!
A friend will be there to comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You have seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb asss"
A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, run!"
A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.
A friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away.
A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.
A friend will bail me out of jail. Best Friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Dang, we screwed up.”
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me
A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".
A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number
A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friends Fade. Best Friends Are 4 Ever
Did you know...
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a imvu or facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
7.) To tell your friend or sibling something, you text or IM them even though they are sitting right across the room.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 and 6.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 and 6.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (see below):
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'"
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out, ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Stormcat313, theWingedWolfAlchemist, WerewolfxStringxQuartet, Chimeragirl1, AmorindaSapphire97
If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.
If facebook went down, 99.99% of the American population would go into depression and/or kill themselves. If you are one of the .01% who would take a sip of coffee and go on with your life like nothing had even happened, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are that friend copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile
If you wish Anime Guys existed in the real world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you love anti-heroes and villains, copy this into your profile
If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you can't stop putting these things on your profile,copy and paste this to your profile!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)
Things to do while in Wal-mart
1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.
20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.
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EMOS- *Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are normal people just like you
(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)
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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
"You touch my chocolate, and I will kill you. You have been warned" -Me, chimergirl1
"I am a chocoholic. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Hide your chocolate. Although I'll find it anyways." -Me, chimergirl1
"Come to the Darkside. We have cookies." -T-Shirt
"Welcome to the Darkside. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?" -T-Shirt
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler.
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head. (So, so true)
- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. (Yeah, I haven't done that! *cough cough*
- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
You May be a child of the 90s if...
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles