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Hey? WHO GOES THERE?! Oh, it's just you guys reading my profile. Sorry. I'm Wicked Jellicle Kitten, you can call me Silhouette. I'm completely insane, hyper and WICKED! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs around this profile cackling evilly* Oh, right, profile. Enjoy!
Copy and Paste Stuff
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny.
This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.
This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors dimension. Copy and Past Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie.
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This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself.
This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world).
~My Warrior Names~
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Louise Edgar (O_o)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Last name used: Jellicle
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)
Adocvfy (good luck with pronounciation!)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)
Joy David or David Joy (the second one sounds better)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Cats Stuff (on Broadway)
7 Favourite Characters:
7 of Characters I HATE!!!!:
2. Victoria (I hate her the second most of all the cats and she's my character's MOTHER!)
5. The Great Rumpus Cat
7. The Rum Tum Tugger
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
PLEASE READ THIS
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. I do.
This is the silly test! 100 silly things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Being caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (actually I've walked into walls before . . . close enough)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one.)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (no, but I've gotten in the shower with my glasses still on a couple times)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I think everyone has done this one too.)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth (AHHH!)
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order.
(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Quaxo and Sillabub have two kittens. Aww, that's sweet! Okay, they would be non identical twins. The queen would have a black body, a white chest and gold stripes and her name would be Ralpunzi. The tom would be black with gold paws and his name would be Chaney. (Oooh! Fanfic idea!)
(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?
Electra, Macavity *chokes laughing*and Etcetera are fighting over Mistoffelees. Just to be hilarious, Macavity wins! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Etcetera has to cut off Mistoffelees left back leg. He uses magic and it grows back!
(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Quaxo and Electra. I don't think anyone would mate with Macavity! *laughs*
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Quaxo creeps into Macavity and Sillabub's den to find them about to pour water over Mistoffelees. Electra and Etcetera make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake Mistoffelees or help Macavity and Sillabub. The three decide to wake Mistoffelees, so they do, and he wakes up with a start, Quaxo trips Macavity, causing him to drop the bucket of water. The water splashes all over Macavity and Sillabub and the rest laugh.
(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Electra is about to kill everyone on the list. She doesn't kill Quaxo or Macavity. Macavity's not there. Her heart had melted for Quaxo. She grabbed a chainsaw and ran all around the junkyard with it, killing Sillabub first.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Insane Jellicle Jedi, Wicked Jellicle Cat
Type your name with your knuckles:
wiocked jellicle cat (what's a WIOCKED Jellicle Cat?)
Type your name with your nose:
wicdfkedjellicecdfaq5 *dies laughing :D*
Type your name with your feet:
wixkrfd juillicle cat (WOAH)
Type your name with a pen without looking:
wicked jellicn cat
37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.
1) have you ever been asked out?
2) where did you get your default picture?
Paint - I made it.
3) what's your middle name?
4) your current relationship status?
Single . . .
5) does your crush like you back?
I DON'T HAVE ONE!
6) what is your current mood?
7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
8) what color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
Lotsa stuff! I lose everything!
10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
That my brother wasn't born.
11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) ever had a near death experience?
13) something you do a lot?
Read. Write. Draw. Play on computer. Edit my profile.
14) the song stuck in your head?
Defying Gravity - Wicked
15) who did you copy and paste this from?
Insane Jellicle Jedi
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
A friend's mum.
17) when was the last time you cried?
18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes, solo and in a group.
19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
What is Starbucks?
22) what's your biggest secret?
*thinks* I don't have one.
23) favorite color?
24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Ya! All the time! Well…with my dumb little brother.
25) what are you?
26) do you speak any other language?
Some Spanish and French
27) what's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) what are you thinking about right now?
How beautiful the song Defying Gravity (Wicked) is.
31) what should you be doing?
Hanging out with my friends.
32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
OBVIOUSLY, my dumb little brother.
33) do you like working in the yard?
34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
I actually like my awesome surname that I’m not gonna tell you!
35) do you act differently around the person you like?
36) what is your natural hair color?
Blondish Brown I guess...
37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Questions? Comments? Just e-meow me at email@example.com