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I like cats and tea and have way too much time on my hands.

Mostly just fics about OCs that no one will read.

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And It All Comes Down to the iPod by Amaya Sakaruta reviews
Mari is a strong believer in the maxim, "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder." But this time life went the extra mile and gave her the Akatsuki. Not Mary-Sue. Songfic OC HS AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 260,781 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Mend Me by Accio Lucius reviews
Sequel to "Nurse Me". Set roughly 4-5 years later. Orochimaru x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,038 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Orochimaru
The most desired world in afterlife by ladyamen reviews
Kakashi/OC. If there is nothing - this world could you even offering. If you're in love with a guy which doesn't exist. You know a lot about him trough the Anime you watch every week, you know that he's unreachable, even in his world - buried in regret and guilt, never letting anyone get close to him. What would you sacrifice to end up with him? Realistic plot with a slice of humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kakashi H., OC
The real reality by xDreamers reviews
Sasuke was sick of his life, he wanted to escape. He created a seal which allowed him to teleport somewhere else. Anywhere. But he had no idea it could be to another world. Another world called Earth. Not even you knew that was possible. Sasuke x reader. Sorry, I may not continue this fanfiction if not for a while. Just letting you know..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,753 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sasuke U.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Forever Changed Life by Mother-of-Dragons-22 reviews
A strange meeting adds a new member to the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. Rhunia is a mystery, from the day she was born to the day she joined the dwarves on their quest. And with mystery comes secrets... Eventual Fili x OC. Rated T just to be sure. Please review, and enjoy! :)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,487 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Fili, Thorin
My Generic High School Story by Moophy reviews
No teenager wants to move, but that's exactly what 15-year-old Miharu needed to do. Now the question is whether or not she can survive high school while sharing a dormitory with the Akatsuki. From food fights to practical jokes, leaving with her sanity will be a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,317 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC
Girl's Got Game by Paper.Bullets reviews
Alternative Universe: Konoha's All Boys School has a new student: Me. This would all be fine & dandy... if I had a 'plug' instead of an 'outlet'. But pretending to be a boy can't be all that hard! I can burp, be disgusting, & sit with my legs open! It can't be that hard, right? Except it is: especially when you're rooming with 5 'Plugs! - OC x Gaara Shikamaru Kiba Neji Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,811 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Gaara
Random Chances by Manni Bothands reviews
Waking with the mother of all hangovers a girl from the real world finds herself in some sort of prison cell surrounded by the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Akatsuki
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served with Snakes by XxByakuraixX reviews
N'kata always lived in fear from the boy who could control the sand. She even left Suna to escape from him. But when Gaara shows up in Konoha to partake in the chunin exams, N'kata can't help but find herself drawn to the danger the Kazekage's son weilds. Rated M for crude language and lemons in later chapters. (I've made the characters a couple years older too.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,471 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Gaara, OC] - Complete
Akatsuki Diaries by Erun1 reviews
The Akatsuki get diaries because i told them to for this story. and who knows what they'll write? no OC's rated for implied yaoi. and swearing. PIC BY KONAN-TAYTAY ON DA!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Where The Sun Is Always Shining by PervyMonk reviews
While searching the Wasteland for her father, the Lone Wanderer ends up finding herself instead. Eventual F!LWXCharon Emphasis on the eventual
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 112,540 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
This isn't Forever by Lucyoppa reviews
Neji Hyuga has always been fascinated by Itachi Uchiha, and vice versa. But Neji's slightly less than thrilled when he finds out that Itachi's long term plans don't exactly involve him. ItaNeji. Hints of onesided NejiTen. Switches between Neji and Itachi's POVs. Shounen-ai. Yaoi. Pretty fluffy, but sad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Diary by Dana-Eliza reviews
Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 67,335 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's A Terrible Love And I'm Walking With Spiders by Calla Mae reviews
The Company meets a woman while staying in Rivendell, and though she is not an elf the dwarves still find it hard to trust her. They know nothing of the woman and must rely on the word of Gandalf; but who is she and where is she from? How safe can she ever be when her past continues to chase her no matter how fast she runs? Fili x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 113,132 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Fili, Thorin
Broken Love by ObakeAri reviews
I don't know how or when it happened, but the moment our friendship blossomed into our passionate and forbidden love, we were cursed for as long as we lived in this world. Our forbidden love became both the remedy for our suffering, and the wounds which inflicted it. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,005 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mortal Kombat Facebook! by JamesSaysHi reviews
Seems like the Mortal Kombat crew has even joined the Facebook craze! *NEW 2/16/13*
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011
Confuzzling Luffles by Turn Back Now reviews
Itachi kidnapes Naruto. Sasuke attempts -Keyword, attempts- to get him back. Does Naruto have a say in this? Hellz to da noez. My my, what could possibly happen next. ',:3 Warning, written on a major sugar high, and lots of fluff too. SasuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Unreal by Lexi.Ever reviews
When a mysterious door appears during their lunch period six girls get stuck in the Naruto world! How will they handle being thrown in the middle of their favorite anime? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,776 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Shao Kahn by The Smart Cookie reviews
A parody of the song "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast, starring the infamous Outworld emperor and his lackeys.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Shao Kahn - Complete
So This Is What Love Feels Like: A Gaara Love Story by BloodyEmeraldRose reviews
This is a story I did on Quzilla for a friend and I decided to post it on here just incase Quizzila decides to be a pain and take it down. I hope you all enjoy my story. I tried to keep Gaara in character as much as possible, but I could actually see him being pretty shy when it comes to sex since well, he doesn't know much about love after all. And this is a Gaara and You story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Mortal High Skool by EtherealGrace reviews
A story where all the characters of Mortal Kombat are in high School, except for Raiden, he's the principle. I tried not to make any of the characters idiots. Hope you enjoy!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shang Tsung, Noob Saibot
I Like You by Deamonik reviews
My first story about Gaara and "you". Mostly for Gaara lovers. Be warned, this is lemon. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Unlikely Heroes by Kathi With An I reviews
A mystic with a past she cannot escape. An assassin with a future he does not want. Two impossible friends, with an even more impossible task: saving Cyrodiil. F!OC/Martin. Follows Main Quest, Shivering Isle, Mage's Guild and Dark Brotherhood.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,167 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Hero of Kvatch, Martin S.
Creeper by Eophan reviews
Anko wanders into her Sensei's open room one night, for reasons she is unsure of, to meet a goal she hadn't thought of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Ties that bind by freestyler901 reviews
Manga divergence after Danzo's death- Itachi didn't die. Both brothers are back in Konoha but for different reasons. One wanted his brother to walk on the path of light while the other only desired revenge. They would have to deal with the politics of Konoha and a civilian sister.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,002 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
To The Hearth There Comes A Stranger by Khevsureti reviews
Arrested in a riot in a seedy district of the capital, a half-breed orphan named Naleva finds that the Empire intends to send her to Vvardenfell for reasons unknown
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011
Achatsuki by Erun1 reviews
The Akatsuki get computers. But Madara is trying way too hard to be cool. Or, he doesn't understand the internet. Possible future yaoi. Also possible swearing. PIC BY X-AIKO-CHAN-X ON DA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Teenage Hormones by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Being a teenager can be tough, especially when puberty hits. Hormones, crushes, random *problems*, and a certain blonde who is more than willing to help out young Sasori when he is reincarnated as a teenager and has no idea how to deal with his hormones!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Teacher, Leave The Kids Alone! by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Sasuke needed to be taught his place, and Kakashi has no qualms about doing that. Of course, spanking the Uchiha leads to something much more fun. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jealousy by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Itachi hardly considered Deidara a friend, so why is he so pissed off when Hidan flirts with the blonde? Deidara tells him he doesn't own him, but Itachi quickly fixes that. Jealous weasels, are dangerous creatures. ItaDei and DeiIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pancakes by SilverCascade reviews
Kinzie is reading self-help books in an attempt to become more 'normal', and the boss decides to help her out by setting her up with someone she's had an eye on for a long time. Kinzie/Oleg. Fluff.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Boss/PC, Kinzie K., Oleg K. - Complete
Innocent by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
When Hidan reaches the age hormones start to attack him, what's going to happen when he sees his half naked partner coming out of the shower? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Naruto Parties by ReynaHatake reviews
Crappy title, I know; any ideas, please send them along. Basically Kankuro and Naruto throw a party to cheer up Gaara in the Sand. General chaos ensues! Contains OCs and characters are slightly OOC; rating changed for chapter 39s Lemon! Not Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,529 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Don't Wake Me Up by NeVErFAdeiNG reviews
Scarlett has been in love with Gaara, and the Narutoverse, for what could literally be defined as forever for her.Resigned that her one and only love Gaara will never exist except in her head, how will things change when he practically falls into her lap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,810 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Of Course, It Always Turns Out Like This by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
Okay look here Akatsuki. You're not gonna get any information about Naruto out of me! And I don't care if you're cunning! And strong..and ruthless...and cold blooded murders...Yeah. We're screwed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Akatsuki
H4CK3D by SilverCascade reviews
Kinzie and the boss have a conversation online, but all is not what it seems. Set after Return to Steelport. One-shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Boss/PC, Kinzie K., Matt M. - Complete
Game Over by SilverCascade reviews
Matt Miller has second thoughts about joining the Syndicate. Set six months before the Saints' arrival in Steelport. One shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Matt M. - Complete
Junkshow by SilverCascade reviews
"Things had spiralled totally out of control. I couldn't save myself, not this time. And still I regretted nothing." Matt Miller/OC. Set after the Save Shaundi ending.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,844 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Matt M., OC - Complete
Passionate Savagery by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Should passion give rise to inner need, he knew exactly where he wanted to be. For it always became something unable to tame, he knew where to go to be lavished and claimed. It was something different. Something no one would ever understand. Yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Raizen, Kurama M. - Complete
Rainfall by Scytherageroses reviews
A short, cute and nonsensical piece of fluff between Smoke and Sub Zero on a dreary, rainy day. Couldn't resist, and Smoke is so damned cute!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Smoke, Sub-Zero - Complete
The Unexpected Adventures of Cass and Bre by Kikki-Surochi reviews
All they were planning for was cos-play... What they got was so much more... There is adventure and love, but who will fall for who? Rated M for language -not just Hidan's- and smut sceens later on. BTW!: we don't own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by TeeBeMe reviews
COMPLETED. "WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN MOTHA****** KNOCKING ON YO' DOOR TALKING ABOUT SOME DONATING SH**!" Naruto screamed out. "YOU SAY WHY DON'T YOU...LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE!" They were just trying to live life as normal as they could. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 191,363 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Nurse Me by Accio Lucius reviews
A young woman has been called upon to nurse Orochimaru and Kabuto back to health after a devastating battle. The snake lord takes an interest in his young nurse; she takes an interest in her snake tongued patient. OroxOC. Rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Out of Your League by VectorCrocodileFangirl reviews
Shogo's been doing a lot to piss off the other gang leaders lately, and Maero is tired of it.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hardest to Love by Jessica Lauren reviews
- "I take these pills because Toby died only a month after I rescued him. I have a hole in my heart because something I so strongly believed to be real just isn't. Jareth, I'm not a little girl anymore. You're just a delusion. Let's face it, I'm crazy." -
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Crack Chronicles 4: Valentine's Day by Turn Back Now reviews
Warning: This story majorly sucks, read at your own risk. Deidara, Hidan, Sapphira, and Amethystte again, this time on Valentine's Day. Fun fun. Contains yaoi and insane people! -Gasp- I repeat, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Valentine's Day by Turn Back Now reviews
I know, the title isn't very original. Depressing Deidara-centric Valentine's Day songfic. What more can I say? The song is Valentine's Day, by Linkin Park. Warnings: Character death, implied suicide, and a crap load of angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cracky Christmas to All And To All a Good Fic! by Turn Back Now reviews
The sequel to A Kitty's Equivalent To A Crack Fic! Amethystte, Sapphira, Deidara, and Hidan on Christmas! JOY! :D Thanks to xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx for being such an awesome person and giving me inspiration to write this lovely little piece of crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Kitty's Equivalent To A Crack Fic! by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
This fic is dedicated to dearest Amethystte whom I owe many thanksies to for letting me feature her oc! And, this fic is, as the title explains, has somtin to do with kitties and it's a crack fic. Beware: Random flashbacks and scary Sapphira. *shivers*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
Two Idiots and The Akatsuki by Miss Masquerade reviews
On Haitus. Okay, intelligent boys and girls. Who knows what happens when you place two best friends both influenced by the overdose of insanity, awesomeness, sugar and humour into the hands of the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,879 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Psychology for retards by LoneWolf KIA reviews
It finally happened! Following an unfortunate incident at a sushi bar, the Akatsuki are ordered into therapy! Never before have the 'minds' of the Akatsuki been so thoroughly probed! Reviews are much appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Irresistible Temptation by Aiko of the Akatsuki reviews
Hidan finally succeeds in cornering his love interest in his room. How will he react when she admits how she truly feels about him? Hidan/OC, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
MeetingKlok by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok. This is another version of how the band Dethklok met each other, then turns into a kind of Toki-centered random happenings at early Mordhaus... Features Ofdensen, Toki, Skwisgaar, Pickles, Nathan, and Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Drunk Murdercyling by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok is pulled over for drunk driving...... Apparently the police think laws apply to Nathan, Pickles, Toki, Skwisgaar, and Murderface...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Dethbrothers by Super Lizard reviews
Metalocalypse. Toki was the most brutal of them all. Rated for drama
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete