Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Code Geass.
as you all can tell my favorite pairing is naruxtayu this is one of the only pairings i write so no naruhina or naru saku the other pairing i write for is naruxkushi
hated naruto pairings naru saku naru tema naru ino
stupid warning labels On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
37 Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
FAVORITE PAIRINGS NARUTAYU imean seriously duh tayuya is the greatest kunoichi ever
KEEP IN MIND THEIR IN ORDER
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IDC WHAT YOU THINK OF MY WRITINGS I DO THIS OF MY OWN ACCORD OKAY
FAVORITE AUTHORS THESE ARE THE GREATEST AUTHORS OF THE NARUXTAYU PAIRING
AND THATS IT
REASONS I HATE SAKURA TO PUT IT BLUNTLY SHES A TEME LOVING FANGIRL
NOW THEN HERE ARE THE AUTHORS THAT I DESPISE
NARUINO4EVA HOW DARE THIS PERSON TELL ME THAT NARUTAYU FICS ARE OVERRATED THIS THING IS WHY I LEFT DEVIANT ART NOBODY RESPECTED MY PAIRING
THATS ALL FOR NOW OH PS THE PROFILE PIC WAS DRAWN BY ALPHADELTA1001 AT DEVIANT ART A REMARKABLE WORK OF ART
i seriously hate naruino4eva i mean narutayu is more likely than naruino i mean come on ino is almost as bad as sakura.
favorite stories best naruto x tayuya stories that i have found
the melody of the fox above all else you have to read this
the revenge of the fox no ooc at all all charecters are portrayed well except for orochimaru
the revenge of the fox shippuden the sequel to revenge of the fox
a fathers wrath its a good fic for what its plot is lots of oc's but its very well done highly ooc orochimaru
pyro now i know its from nhhunter and is probably smut but hey theres a reason im narutayu highly ooc tayuya fem kyuubi code geass x over
sounding in the dark even though its discontinued i can't help but mention it plot differs from most narutayu's i must say no one is ooc all portrayed well
shades of gray one of the fics that inspired me sadly it hasnt been updated in almost a year ooc naruto dark/god like naruto
thats all for now if you believe your story should be mentioned message me.
pairings im partial to these are the pairings that i occasionally read there not my favorites there honorable mentions
naruto x kushina i like it...fuck it i love this pairing!
naruto x konan shes hot
naruto x tsunade theres sumthin goin on there lol
naruto x yugao
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
faVORITE NARUXTAYU ONE SHOTS HERE ARE MY FAVORITE NARUTAYU ONE SHOTS BY OTHER AUTHORS
DEEP COVER ITS AN HEAVY AU VERY DIFFRENT PLOT IT DIFFERS FROM ALL OTHER STORIES IN WHICH NARUTO BETRAYS KONOHA
FOX AND FLUTES FORTY SENTENCES THAT EXPLAIN THE REASONS NARUTAYU COULD HAVE BEEN VERY DETAILED AND WELL WRITTEN
god i cannot believe how many great naruxtayu fics that have been abandoned it pains me to see this
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move a body.
FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.
REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.
REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
took this from writer of the voids page i thought it was cool
//CHALLENGES // HERE ARE A FEW OF MY CHALLENGES KEEP IN NOTE I WILL ALSO BE WRITING MY OWN VERSIONS OF THESE BUT I WANT TO SEE HOW OTHER AUTHORS WILL WRITE THEM AS WELL AFTER ALL ITS NO FUN TO READ YOUR OWN WORKS;]
1- TAYUYA DIDN'T DIE IN THE FOREST OF KONOHA SHE IS ALIVE BUT BURIED BENEATH THE TREES. NARUTO IS AWARE OF WHO HIS PARENTS WERE AS IS THE REST OF KONOHA HE CAN PREFORM THE HARAISHIN AND RESENGAN WELL AS HE WAS TRAINED FAR MORE THAN IN CANON KONOHA MUST SECRETLY HATE NARUTO'S GUTS IT IS YOUR CHOICE TO DECIDE WETHER OR NOT HE IS AWARE OF IT BEGINS AT SASUKE RETRIEVAL ARC NARUTO MAY OR MAY NOT DEFEAT SASUKE ONCE AGAIN IS UP TO THE AUTHOR. EMAIL IF INTERESTED!
2- NARUTO IS SEVEN YEARS OLD IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY HE DECIDES AGAINST BETTER JUDGEMENT TO TO GO OUT FOR RAMEN THE VILLAGERS ARE PARTICULARY ANGRY ON THIS DAY AS THEY ARE EVERY YEAR THEY ATTACK NARUTO. KUSHINA IS RETURNING FROM ANOTHER S-RANK MISSION A DAY EARLY THE COUNCIL HAS ORDERED HER TO STAY AWAY FROM HER SON OR ELSE THEY WILL REMOVE THE LAWS THAT PROTECT HIM AND ALLOW THE VILLAGERS TO KILL HIM KUSHINA RELUCTANTLY AGREES SEEING NO WAY OUT OF IT YET SECRETLY PLOTS TO FLEE KONOHA WITH HER SON SHE RETURNS TO FIND THE COUNCIL HAS BETRAYED HER AND HAS ATTEMPTED TO KILL HER SON SHE SAVES NARUTO AND FLEES KONOHA IN THE CONFUSION. THIS FIC MUST BE UZUMAKI CENTRIC NARUTO AND KUSHINA MUST BE DARK AND KONOHA MUST SUFFER THE ONE AND ONLY PAIRING MUST BE NARUKUSHI. EMAIL IF INTERESTED
NARUTO'S DAGGERS FOR A FOXES PAIN 2 naruto's appearance for a foxes pain 3 naruto's spear for a foxes pain 4
narutos sword for a foxes pain1
naruto's appearance when using the dark waters
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