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"It's not about how a man dies, it's about how he lives."

-Anonymous

"Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong."

-Adolf Hitler

“A battlefield is a place for murder. Did you put on that uniform without being prepared to kill? Don’t look away from death. Look forward to it. When you kill your enemies, face them directly, and don’t forget them. Don’t forget them, and they won’t forget you either.”

- Major Solf J. Kimblee, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood

“As everyone may say, there is a chance that I’ll end up dying like a piece of trash out on the street. But even then, if it means that I’ll be able to protect this country, I don’t mind it at all.”

- Colonel Roy Mustang, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood


Men of few words are the best men.

- William Shakespeare

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The World Is My Playground by KyraEleison reviews
The only way to conquer desire is to give in to it. Rated M for containing sex and adult themes. (Joe x OC) (Joe x Cameron)
Halt and Catch Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,906 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Cameron H., Joe M., John B., OC
Coil Around Me by HL311 reviews
Coil around me and never let go... (Orochimaru/OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,967 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Orochimaru, OC]
Shadows From the Past by troublesomefemale reviews
Anko is reacquainted with the flaw in her past: Orochimaru. Will she be able to withstand his plans for her or will she give in? Anko/Ibiki/Orochimaru. Mature rating for language and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Wires and Pliers Approach by Wicked R reviews
Having had to give up on their computer's uniqueness and having been crushed by Cameron's words, Joe becomes miserable. Gordon sympathises. Set: Middle of season finale, after Joe tells Gordon to 'ship it' (the Giant). AU after that. Pairing: Eventual Joe/Cameron
Halt and Catch Fire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/10 - Cameron H., Gordon C., Joe M. - Complete
Language of Assembly by Wicked R reviews
Cameron gets a phone call she didn't expect that changes everything. Set: Starting towards the end of season 1 finale, though I mess with the timeline of the episode a bit. Pairing: Joe/Cameron
Halt and Catch Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/31 - Cameron H., Joe M. - Complete
The Exchange: Power or Freedom? by Vexdynana reviews
She has to choose between freedom, to leave him in the dust. Or power, to bear his curse mark and be by his side. Everyone has a price. What was hers? No matter the price, will she stand tall or fall before him? M rated for adult language and sexual content. AnkOro and possible other pairings. (On/Off Hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Orochimaru, Anko M.] Kabuto Y., Kakashi H.
The coldest of hearts by Nuredhel reviews
I tried to save you but didnt know that the one in need of salvation was myself... Thranduil has to punish a very insolent Warrior and it goes a little too far, trying to salvage what he can of her soul he Discovers some long forgotten truths. And neither of them will ever be the same again. Thranduil/OFC, Romance/Drama. M rated. Explicit Chapter two. Two Chapters. Au. Happy ending
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9 - Thranduil, OC - Complete
The Pillow Book of Mitarashi Anko by Jigoku-Dayu93 reviews
This is Anko's very private diary, full of her true feelings and inner torment, as well as reflections on her times with Orochimaru. Nothing is sacred, but one person. OroAnko, graphic lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Windmills by Ankoholic reviews
The Fourth Great Ninja War has ended with the world safe but not without consequence. Now Anko Mitarashi must enter into a personal war born from her past, one that will decide both her future and that of another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Dinner For Two by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Joe cooks an omelet and Cameron comes by with tacos. What exactly happened before the beginning of episode 6 that put them in Joe's bed together?
Halt and Catch Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Joe M., Cameron H. - Complete
Hardest of hearts by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Orochimaru gets one more chance. Just maybe, it will be enough to save him—and the entire world as well. Part one of A Snake Among the Leaves. JiraOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Underneath alien skies by Nuredhel reviews
Thranduil suddenly finds himself severely wounded and he has no idea as to where he is or how he got there. All he knows is that he must have fallen from great height and that he is Close to dying. With no hope left he looks back upon his life and regrets a lot, deeds done and deeds he should have done. Thranduil/OC. Angst and romance, rated M for later Chapters which will follow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Thranduil - Complete
Mend Me by Accio Lucius reviews
Sequel to "Nurse Me". Set roughly 4-5 years later. Orochimaru x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,038 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Orochimaru
Evening the Odds by SassafrasTea reviews
Set after the 5th Shinobi War. What happens when old debts are settled?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Shattered Storm by MonDieu666 reviews
Thranduil is a mercurial king, a wild elf, a creature of the elements, who holds his power in isolation and absolute confidence. He is, above all things, dangerous. And beautiful. And broken beyond repair. (One shot)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2014 - The Elven King of Mirkwood, Tauriel - Complete
Interrupted Journeys: Part Three, Journeys Begin by ellisk reviews
A series of stories exploring Thranduil and Legolas' lives through the Third Age until they go West. Part Three: Journeys Begin-New additions to Thranduil's family lead him to contemplate innocence and loss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Weight Of The Crown by Lintelomiel reviews
After years of hardship and battle on the plains of Mordor, Thranduil returns home to his father's throne... and the woman he left behind. This occurs several years after Oropher's death as described in Long Live The King. Erotica, hurt/comfort.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Thranduil, OC - Complete
20 truths about Orochimaru by iluvfanfics1997 reviews
The truth about our least favorite Sannin and why they couldn't give him up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Dark Possession by DarkPossession reviews
Anko Mitarashi is turning seventeen, but the one she'd tried to forget has come back to haunt her once more. What will she do when the man she'd used to admire with all her heart reveals that he wants her to be his again? Anko/Orochimaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,832 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru
The Lightning That Thunders: Prelude by Sapphirina reviews
.::10 yrs before The Lightning That Thunders::. The story of how Naminé Thomson met the Crimson Alchemist - from their first run in to their unfortunate separation. KimbleexOC R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,570 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kimbley - Complete
When I Remember Who You Were by NovemberLoveIsHarsh reviews
A look into Tsunade's relationship with her teammate Orochimaru. From the very start and throughout the ages, the two shared a sacred friendship rivaled by no one, and even a bit of romance at one point. But as the years pass they grow and change. How can someone who you care for deeply become the person you want to save and erase?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Ringathrond by Xule reviews
Thranduil aids a lost Elleth. Rated R for lemon in the last chapter. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Gotta Be Kidding by CallXMeXFlame reviews
Kimblee knows he's alone, and it's never given him the slightest trouble. That was before he looked into those eyes. First season. Main character is OC, but no one else. Martel/Greed for a particular lover ; Rated T cuz I'm paranoid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Kimbley
I Shaved My Armpits For This? by Cap'nHoozits reviews
Not crack, despite the title. Post-manga. As head of the Armstrong family, Olivier is coerced into hosting Catherine's debutante party. Who knows how the evening will end? Sequel to Sons of the Desert. Rated T for language and some thematic material.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Olivier A. - Complete
A Duel With Destiny by L8Bleumr reviews
*COMPLETE* A young Thranduil meets his future love. She sees things differently, however. A duel ensues and it's anyones game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Thranduil - Complete
Blind Regret by color.me.lovelessx reviews
The things we regret in life, are never done intentionally. They're done on accident, and done blindly. KimbleyxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,883 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Kimbley - Complete
Nurse Me by Accio Lucius reviews
A young woman has been called upon to nurse Orochimaru and Kabuto back to health after a devastating battle. The snake lord takes an interest in his young nurse; she takes an interest in her snake tongued patient. OroxOC. Rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Charming Inconvenience by Mew Phong reviews
"Get out" Such a nice greeting, isn't it? Though an understandable one from Olivier Armstrong, especially when it is given to Kimblee.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Olivier A., Kimbley - Complete
Battle of Wits by RGaijin reviews
The Crimson alchemist has come to Briggs and Olivier Armstrong will give him a hell of a time while he is there. Partly based on the anime storyline but AU as it progresses.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Olivier A., Kimbley
Of Blindness, Bandages and Alchemy by IrisElric-HalfMetalAlchemist reviews
"I am a happy, die-hard single and will always remain a happy, die hard single. Hey, nobody would want to have a blind wife, let alone a girlfriend. The idea itself was pure insanity." But apparently I never knew insanity until I met Kimbley. KimbleyxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Kimbley
King of Shadowed Halls by Jael the Scribe reviews
As a shadow falls upon Greenwood the Great, Thranduil takes steps to protect his people. The building of the underground fortress casts his personal life into shadow as well. Will he lose that which is most dear to him in an attempt to save it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Thranduil - Complete
In Love and Hate by JadeFaeryQueen reviews
Anko has been having nightmares and cannot shake the feelings that her old sensei is near. Will she be able to confront her nightmares, or will she once again fall victim to Orochimaru?REVISED... and stuff. I promise I will add another chapter someday...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru
The Legendary Sannins' Reunion by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Orochimaru makes a bet with Tsunade...and loses! Now, he must not only make good on his promise of a temporary ceasefire, but spend two weeks' time with Tsunade and Jiraiya! After everything that had happened, can they get along for 2 weeks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,639 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
The King's Vineyard by Mary Aseltyne reviews
A young Dorwinion woman and her uncle travel north from the inland sea of Rhun to Esgaroth seeking employment at the vineyard of the Elvenking, Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 180,006 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Legolas
Interrupted Journeys: Part Two, Journeys Perforce by ellisk reviews
A series of stories exploring Thranduil and Legolas' lives through the Third Age until they go West. Part Two: Thranduil's decision to move his people to the stronghold becomes a test of loyalty. (Complete-Cont in Journeys Begin)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Thranduil - Complete
Interrupted Journeys: Part One, New Journeys by ellisk reviews
A series of stories exploring Thranduil and Legolas' lives through the Third Age until they go West. Part One: Thranduil's first years as a king in the Third Age and the courtship of his wife. (Complete-cont in Interrupted Journeys: Journeys Perforce)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,418 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Thranduil - Complete
Crimson's Ice Queen reviews
Set before Kimblee became an alchemist and before Olivier be stationed at Briggs. Slight KimbleexOC Leeeeeeemon. ;D -ON HIATUS-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kimbley, Olivier A.