Broken-Hearted Demon
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Joined 02-03-11, id: 2733667, Profile Updated: 08-21-11

Hiya I'm Zoe and I'm a bitch, kinda. But don't hate me. :)

I love this quoter to bits so you have to read it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. (There's always at least one)

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(='.'=) and paste him in your profile and
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Random things you can do IN WALMART!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you do any of these things you are either really obsessed with me or you suffer from extreme stupidity.

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I'm in a Arrange Marriage To my BIGGEST ENEMY! by Scarlet Rose187 reviews
Runo, your everyday punk. Dan the popular jock. What happens when they are forced into a marriage together? One thing though, they HATE each other. Will love blossom or will they stay enemies? And why the heck does some Barbie wannabe sticking to Dan?
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,251 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Runo M., Dan K.
Basketball Brawlers by shadowjinx reviews
The Brawlers join basketball, but things get messy when the championship arrives and their school rival The Gundalians are doing everything they can to prevent the Brawlers from winning. May be rewritten due to lack of quality.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,322 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010
Stuck In WaMart With Dan Kuso Great by Scarlet Rose187 reviews
So what happens whem a HUGE storm blows over and you're stuck in Wal-mart with a new Idol Dan Kuso and your two best friends and one of them loves him. A-lot of crap that's what. And guess what, I'm starting to get feelings for him!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Runo M., Dan K.
Two Can Play At That Game by hikarimiraluna reviews
Clove is not happy about this flirting going on. As she forms a plan though, she grins widely as she looks at Marvel. Cato may be sneaky, but she's sneakier. Two can play the jealousy game.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Agent by BeautifulDreamer.x reviews
Sam Puckett is not a normal woman.She's an FBI Agent. When she is given a undercover mission, what will it have to do with an old personal friend.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,127 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iMake an insane bet by Ashlee Seddie reviews
Sam and Freddie make a bet that Freddie has to be a bad boy for a week and Sam has to be a girly girl for a week. Loser has to announce their lose on iCarly!Will this change how they look at each other...forever? Seddie! NEW ALTERNATE ENDING!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,963 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete