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Joined 02-03-11, id: 2733784, Profile Updated: 05-12-11
Author has written 11 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, and Assassin's Creed.

Hi, I'm joe333. I write poetry and now I started my first full length story. I love reading, rock, jazz and Assasin's Creed Brotherhood.

The Critic League Oath

I, Joe333, Member of The Critic League

Do solemnly swear to review every story I read.

I promise to give constructive criticism to its fullest in each and every one of my reviews.

I realize my freedom of speech, I will not abuse or misuse it, but treasure it and make sure that I know my rights.

I will give credit for things that need credit given to, and I will point out things that need to be pointed out.

I promise on my soul that I will be honest and not jump on the bandwagon.

I promise not to nit-pick or be a pompous ass about the little things.

I promise that I know and will continue to know where to draw the line between Constructive criticisms and crapping all over a story because I don't like it.

I promise to treat you with respect no matter how many grammatical mistakes you make.

I promise that I will be a wild party person when I need to be and a critic to the finest level when I don't.

I promise that I will not discriminate at all.

I promise that I will keep all my promises

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination... please.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think America doesn't know shit what communism is and add your name at the list: Joe333

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkastukiNeko (USA-AL.), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333(Serbia)

I think that the world needs to stop fighting, cuse 1. We have to share this plant, 2 we don't need any more death and inncont lives to be taken away 3. There is no need to fight. I don't understand why we fight if all of us on fanfiction get along so wheil then why can't the world get along. I have friends all around the world!!! We all share comn intrest so why do we fight and kill each other over something stupid like land and culter, color, language or just cuase some one eles is different than US!!!!!!!! If you agreee that we need to stop fighting and killing and look at the things we have in comon! That we need to stop looking at money and look to make friends and peaces Than pleases if you agree with me copy past and add your name to the list and help me stop the power hungery people we have ruling this world TOGETHER as friends and partners!:DarkAkatsukiNeko, The Waterbender, Joe333

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Just get in there by Jadeah reviews
A little Ezio Altair snd Desmond moment. As well as more random moments and skits.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ezio A., Altaïr
The Guards by Dabigredwun reviews
Abramo, Elario and Covino are three average guards just trying to live life between the Lunatic Borgia and the flying Italians of the Assassins. Can they survive battles, cheeky children, minimum wage and more?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ezio A.
Thank You Notes from Organization XIII by miano53 reviews
Due to the popularity of Kingdom Hearts, Tetsuya Nomura of Square Enix gave the cast members of Organization XIII an assignment: to write a series of thank you notes to other characters, their fans and items they "love". After weeks of deliberation, the Organization gave their fans their thank you notes. Spoilers abound. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Xemnas, Organization XIII - Complete
Trigger itch by Jadeah reviews
What happens when you've got Desmond's ancestors, their best friends, and Shaun playing their own game? T for strong language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Why Boredom Is Dangerous Random Alert! by SoraIsMyHomeboy reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Randomness to the max. I got bored and this is the result. Crossover of many different characters and such...enjoy! XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sora - Complete
Eternal Chain of Memories by SoraIsMyHomeboy reviews
Skye and Fang were just ordinary KH-obsessed girls in high school.Or so they thought... Not a high school fic! it sounds really intense but it's humor XD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Oversleeper by TFKpuppet reviews
this is a short that i wrote for Snape and my friend's and my oc's. All i can really say is that it's pretty funny, or so three of my friends say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Battlescars by Dragon-Rider12 reviews
A Oneshot on Braig's and the other's feelings toward the loss of his eye. Contains minor spoilers of BBS. Oh, and sucky titles are sucky...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Braig - Complete
Please don't look back by ChaseAwayMyFears reviews
What if Chihiro looked back, despite being told not to? I tried to keep them in-character. Please R R. A short one shot.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Definition of Beauty by Maisuki-chan reviews
AU. To Roxas, Beauty - in all in its entirety - is a difficult term to define and to grasp. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Poems about Kingdom Hearts by ultima-owner reviews
Poems I wrote about Kingdom Heart. Send in ideas by reviews/PMs I might do the idea. I don't own anything from Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Poems about Bleach by ultima-owner reviews
you send me ideas and I give you poems about Bleach
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
The Good, The Bad, and the Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
John Marston teams up with Garfield to save his wife and Bonnie from Two Eyed Jack! Alternate story line!
Crossover - Garfield & Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Garfield, Jo. Marston
The Graceful Assassination by Vexingly Yours reviews
Marluxia's life before becoming a Nobody. Very old work of mine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Marluxia - Complete
A Mary Sue in a Saw trap? This should be good! by PKAquaFlame reviews
A Mary Sue bashing fic. And the title says it all! Please read and review, but no flames.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Maybe by Batmobiled reviews
A Poem for Axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Poems by Miko102 reviews
Poems dedicated to Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
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Old in the new reviews
60 years after the events of KH2, and only Sora remains. There are no heartless, but there is evil and corruption lurking around. Sora meets a girl so similar to Namine. How is this all connected? M rated cause I am not sure what will I write next.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sora
An old heart of gold reviews
A poem on the 52-year old Ezio
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
The young detective reviews
Roxas is a young detective in Twilight Town. He is suddenly got the weirdest case ever. Will he find the killer, or something farder than just a murderer?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Roxas
My dark thoughts reviews
A poem on Cloud and his eternal sadness
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The life and death of Xion reviews
There were a lot of these poems. So I wrote one myself.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Xion - Complete
Nobodies reviews
A poem on nobodys
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011
Finnaly reunited reviews
A oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Roxas, Larxene - Complete
Free shooter reviews
A poem on Xigbar
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Xigbar, Sora - Complete
At the end reviews
A poem about Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Sora, Kairi
Roxas, Axel is gone reviews
A poem on Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Axel, my friend reviews
A poem on Axel. From Roxas point of view, of course.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete