Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
About Me:I'm from England and yes I drink tea, pretty much all the time, no I don't ride a horse or fox hunt. I sadly don't know the Queen either. I'm from Newcastle so I'm a geordie and proud! I'm also a student (studying English in case you were interested) so I'll pretty much try and upload stories when I can. If my stories seem rambling I like to write things down quickly so I don't forget them. Reviews are always welcome =) I don't do flammers...at all, it's not the best way of telling someone their story needs work. I wouldn't want it doing to my work so I don't do it to others; there are so many other ways of giving more contructive points to people. I try and balance my time between writing my own stories and reviewing others; there are so many good writers and stories out there that I take my time reading them.
P.s I've a lot on this profile page...I don't like empty space! Read f you wish, laugh if you want! Drop me a line of you fancy talking!
Interests- films: Dark Knight, Batman Begins, Candy, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, BrokeBack Mountain, Juno, Elizabeth, Corpse Bride, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Gladiator, Walk The Line to name a few.
TV: Grey's Anatomy, Will And Grace, Family Guy, The Only Way Is Essex, Teen Mom, True Blood, The Hills, Sex And The City, Gavin And Stacey, Friends, Americas Next Top Model, Sex And The City, Four Weddings, The Mentalist, CSI, X Factor, The Tudors.
Music: Pretty much all kinds; Britney (I LOVE her, she does nothing to anyone and I've loved her since I was a kid and am still rocking out to her so many years on), Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud, A Fine Frenzy, Joss Stone, Ellie Goulding, Thriving Ivory, Linkin Park, James Blunt, Does It Offend You, Yeah? Alicia Keys, Alexandra Burke, Black Eyed Peas, Katy Perry, Kesha, Kings Of Leon, Lady GaGa, Lifehouse, Michael Jackson, One Republic, Timbaland, The Saturdays, The Script.
Quotes for yours and my entertainment:
'When the pads a rocking, dont come a knocking. Oh and FYI the pad will always be rockin'
'Come on, Jack, let's try the back door.
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
Cheryl: I think you are awful.
Karen: Im Anastacia Beaverhousen. Anastacia like russian royalty and beaverhousen like...where the beaver live
Grace: I see the way you look at me when I shave my legs.
Clarissa (my sister to much laughter): What langauge do Spanish people speak?
Me to my brother Cole: How many spoonfulls of veg do you eat a day? It's supposed to be loads aint it?
Clarissa to me: Dal whats the name of that planet they havent discovered yet?
Me at a football match when a player spat: "Eurgh, that's disgusting. Doesn't he know it's only polite to swallow?"
Some random guy at uni: "I warn everyone, I'm feeling really gay right now."
My bf: Colin farrell does a really good irish accent, seriously it sounds so real!"
Abi my friend- "I don't trust dolphins; they're up to something, bet they kill people and just blame the sharks..yeah thats what happens."
Me: What are you going to put in the boxes?
My Boyfriend(while talking to me on the phone): "Babe I'm gonna have to go I've lost my phone and I need it to call me mam with"
(Talking to a bartender about cigarette packets with the picture of the cigarette on it)
me ranting about a friend meeting a guy off the net: God I aint being harsh but you dont know do you? He could be a paedophile or anything!
MY room mate Sam to my bf: Mate, if you saw me walking down the street would you think I was gay?
My brother Dwayne at the pub: Why are there morning after pills in the condom machine in the men's toilets?
Sam: I quite fancy Henry Cavill
Me: How do you mash a potato? Do you peel it first, then mash it? Or the other way round?
Me to my bf: I cant be bothered to go out tonight I mean you've just got in and i''ve been at uni and work all day so I'll just cook something quick.
Me: Batteries are so expensive, can you buy second-hand ones? I mean I aint being tight but seriously there getting dead expensive and I'm a student, its all good getting clothes with a student card but what about everything else?
Abi after getting a speed ticket: Thats just great, birds fly fast and i've never seen one of them get a fucking ticket!
Sam: Sometimes I think of Frank Lampard when Im having sex
Me: Honestly i wish you didn't have to be such a knob, cause seriously you can be at times.
Chole my friend: And well all know you turned him gay!
BF to me: Babe when do you want kids and stuff like that? I mean I aint pressuring you but you aint getting any younger and I'm like twenty four so you know...no pressure.
BF: what does mushroom soup taste like?
BF to me: You're so pretty, if we were dogs I'd go for you, cause you know dogs go for anyone dont they?
My bf to me when he was on holiday in france: ''im here now , its bloody hot and they all speak french babe''
BF to me: I looked over at you last night and I thought you werent breathing so I poked you and you still didnt wake up so I just left you. I mean you were still gonna be there in the morning werent ya? And look you're alive so its all good then.
Me: This guy keeps poking me...
A quiz sent to me by an admirer...oo er!
1. What's your name/nickname?
I'll give you my nicknames... la la, chuckles, giggles (God I sound like one of the 7 dwarves!) dimps (I get dimples when I smile)
2. What is your favourite possession?
my pod and my stuffed dog...which I still sleep with...I'm not ashamed of my love for him!
3. How old are you?
Pfft you're not suppose to ask a lady her age...but I'm twenty.
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Bad luck mate.
5. Do you own a gun?
Ha I did have a joke lighter in the shape of a gun! But a real gun? No.
7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
All I want for christmas- Mariah Carey version
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Black coffee, my breath smells gorgeous in the morn as you can tell!
9. Can you do a push up?
No, I fail at most sports and I have weak wrists!
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Of course! I was on my hands and knees (ha!) this morn cleaning it.
11. Who's your favourite artist?
That'll be britney...I've tickets!*me and Abi cheer*
12. Do you take painkillers?
No...Im that hardcore!
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Ha! After my secrets eh?! I'll be giving you enough info to break into my bank account! A nice smile and laugh, I kid you not! Oh and er certain womanly charms I posess... how do you spell that?! If anyones reading this please tell me!
14. Have you ever stole anything?
Yes...sweets when I was younger, jelly beans if you wanna know, black ones that you shouldn't need to pay for, they're that crap! I didnt even eat them, I gave them to my dog!
15. Lyrics from a favourite song?
I'm touching hands with someone seriously beautiful... *listens to chorus of 'awwww's*
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Crap I've spilt my drink, where's my phone and oh alan carr you hoot!
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Coke, Glamour, PINK converse!
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Coke, fruity water, alcohol
19. Current worry?
I've little money and my bfs in the army (not in that order!)
20. Current hate?
NO MONEY!And I er miss the bf and want him back...Lord I'm going soft, pfft.
21. Favourite place(s) to be?
Either at mine with friends/bf or at home in newcastle, nothing like your own bed and people who can understand you!
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
Kissing my bf, while my best friend hugged me from behind...that sounds dirty, it wasnt really!
23. Where would you like to go?
HA! I just glanced at that and thought it said how would you like to go! But moving on, Italy or LA.
24. Do you own slippers?
No...they're like shoes for old people...so no!
25. What shirt are you wearing?
A grey strappy top with black hearts...my pj top!
26. Favorite color(s)?
27. Are you gay?
I'm straight the last I checked!
28. Do you sing in the shower?
At the top of my voice!
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child
Sharks...even when I was no where near water!
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Barbie...apologies but Cindy was crap, proper rip off!
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
Where do I start?! My wrist, I've got a pin in it and getting bit by a dog when I was two.
32. Who is your loudest friend?
They all are... though probs Sam who is screeching britney gimme more down my ear at the top of his voice.
33. Who is your most silent friend?
Hmmm this girl I use to know was quiet..so Katie
34. Does someone have a secret crush on you?
It's not secret if I know about it! ahhh I got you!
35. Favourite comedian?
Oooh, alan carr and as I'm taking up time doing this I'll add another; Joan Rivers. Pure filth. God I love her!
36. What is your favourite candy?
I've a very sweet tooth,I like lollies really!
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Smack my bitch up...ha I joke...or do I?! I doubt I'd be trusted to choose!
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Slightly depressing! Erm Ellie Goulding Your Song!
39. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Watching Will and Grace and moaning I wanted to sleep, I went to bed at 3.
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I can't face this time!
41. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you/they say?
My dad... baby girl I love you so much, take it easy and call me when you want- awwwww
Me to my bf: I miss you loads and I'll be here when you get back baby, bella misses you too! (Bella's our dog!)
42. Where are you?
My bouidor! I think I spelt that right...but I love that word!
43. Look up. Now look back.
A lamp shade and a ceiling...and as I write this Sam looking at me wanting food. (ha I made him sound like an animal then!)
44. What's the last thing you ate?
chinose...my word for chinese. Don't ask!
45. Favourite film?
Titanic,Shawshank redemption, candy, brokeback mountain, dark knight... I've too many to just say 1! The others will feel left out!
46. You now have a million pound. What do you do?
Roll around in it...naked.
47. What are you eating/drinking right now?
I'm eating nothing and drinking tropical water.
48. What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
49. Current crush?
How long have you got?! Bale aint so bad!
50. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18.
'According to this friend, Jamie's home is a shrine to his daughter with her childhood photos reflecting a father's pride, and perhaps a regret for times lost.' Britney's book if you must know...its by my bed, my bf last used it as a coaster for his mug. A mistake he won't be making any time soon!
51. What can you hear right now?
Sam singing gimme more...and attempting to dance, while he asks if he looks good!
52. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
Sam: (walks off)
Me: No wait! If you're going to the kitchen get me a drink please! and my bag...a snack wouldnt go wrong!
Sam: I'll eat the bloody snack for you as well should I?!
53. Your views on homosexuality?
Love is love. If it were so bad how come it's two people loving each other? It aint like its murder!
54: Ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
Yes. Ha I'll leave it at that!
55: Put a song on... write some lyrics down!
They keep on watching...cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing, feels like the crowd is saying!
56: Ever stripped/pole danced/lap danced?
I've been given a lap dance...by my best guy friend ha...whilst he was drunk. I pole danced once when drunk, round a broom!
57: Last time you cried?
An hour ago...because I couldn't do some of my work so freaked and cried!
58: Hair colour?
It was black...its now blonde!
59: Best memories?
Family christmases/holidays, meeting my best friend, going uni and meeting friends, (I like to meet new people!) being introduced to my bf, declaring to my friend 'I always get the short guys (I'm 5 foot 9 he comes up to my chin) I'm not touching him!'...only to be found kissing him 5 hours later! Getting my puppy! And becoming an aunt and godmother...I'm too cute!
60: I wish I could...
Sing and dance! I can do neither but attempt to do both!
61: Want to get married? If yes where?
I do, if my bf will have me! And on a beach, I like the laid back style!
62: Has a girl sat on your bed before?
A girl has slept in my bed before ;) oooo!
63: When was the last time you wanted to punch someone?
Today...and I do most days!
64: What does your last text from a female read?
Abi: I miss you, I didnt think I would after two days but I do!
65: What was your favourite game as a kid?
66: Ever lied about you age?
Many a time, its getting to be a bad habit! I'm actually 33...I'm not, ha now no one will believe me!
67: Wallpaper on your laptop background?
My bf...so I can look at me him all day... I think I just threw up myself just then!
68:Whats the first thing you know about the opposite sex?
The ass... and arms and hands. I like freaky things!
69: When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Ha god...I cant even remember! perhaps they need doing!
70: Look on your friends list on facebook...would you sleep with any of them?
Hell yeah! They're all sexy my friend!
So far I've written two stories for Dark Knight (Ledger's very hot Joker naturally) they are as follows:
'The Deepest Cut'- Ahh my first story now complete, very ooc on the Joker's part but it's my story so I just went with it! This story is complete and has been for a while now. Thanks to all those who are still reading this story!
'Sweetest Downfall'- The Sequel to 'The Deepest Cut'- I started this not long after I finished my first story, as it's a sequel I'd suggest reading 'The Deepest Cut' first. This is still in progress and I've no idea when it will be finished, I update as fast as I can for my dedicated readers. I've written pretty much the rest of the story in plans and the way I'm ending it there could be room for a sequel...or two... ahh and the plot thickens!