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Hello everyone who happens to stumble upon my page! Please if you message me, just call me carrot! I LOVE SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!!!!
A few things that i want everyone to know
1: my favorite color is pink and there is nothing you will ever be able to do to change that so stop trying!
2: if i give you a nickname dont try to make me change it. I suck at remembering names so what i call you is who you are
3: i am a greedy person if i called someone you want before you I WILL NOT SHARE heehee
some things about me...
1:I am 5'9" tall
2: I am a female
3:I am a libra (not going to get anymore specific than that in case of creepers)
4: if i were to pick an element it would be plasmas (not really an element but i wish it were!!!)
5: I may seem like a normal person but i am absolutly addicted to anime and mangas
6: if i were to choose between spelling things properly and dying, i would be dead right now (cant spell for my life anyways)
7: I will most likely end up going to jail for killing dumbasses and my sister (dont judge, they just piss me off)
8: i love to laugh so you got something funny send it to me!!! i might think of a funny reward!
9: I am currently obsessed with.../D. Gray-man/, /Hetalia/ and /The mortal instruments/. This will most likely change periodicly. If you dont know what one is, read it for i like no crap.
10: I AM KIRA!!!!! (not really, wish I was. From death note)
11: I am an abusive pyromaniac (PM me if you want the details =P)
95% Of teens Would be on edge if Robert Patterson were on the ledge of a tall building ready to jump, if you are 1of the 5% who would yell "JUMP!!JUMP!!JUMP!!" while holding a camera, Copy and paste this onto your profile
How to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Pretend that you have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 am and say "Goodmorning sunshines!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
9. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. In public yell "No mom! I will not snog you!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "OH! I GET IT!!"
14. Try to climb the wall.
15. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I can see dead people"
16. Eat your hair.
17. At everything they say, yell "LIAR!"
18. When you take a shower yell "I'M DROWNING!"
19. Tap on their door all night and say "Help me ajhsdbkzjhvb"
20. Talk to the commercial guy on the TV about your problems.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, Rainthief, birdgirl24, Lilac_Rose6,carrot341
92 percent of American teens would die if Edward told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Edward to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overjealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Jacob by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".
-It's only illegal if you get caught.
-It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
-I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom...
-Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. Plus no one can sleep through the machine-gun sound of popcorn popping.
-AHH!!! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding! No! Stay Back!
-Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
-There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
-Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
-Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.
-My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-I ran with scissors, and lived!
-I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me
-When life gives you lemons, make applejuice and let the world wonder how you did it
-Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
-The larger they are, the more likely they are to cause internal bleeding!
-Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes
-Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!
Contradicting statements every child hears:
Make new friends/meet new people
Do as your told
Always ask questions
Do what you think is right
Eat your peas
Ignore the bullies
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
17. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Women who read
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing, Can't you see that?", she said. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." replied the sheriff. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you." groused the sheriff. "Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think. (Haha I so agree!!! [bias opinion])
Snappy one liners for "One of those days"
1. You! - Off my planet.
For my current story: this is about the muscle that was torn
I am terribly sorry if you hate me for sitting at your computer reading everything on my profile and it takes three hours and you don't find it funny/dissagree with it, but this profile is pretty much how I am in real life (sad but true)
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