Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, H2O: Just Add Water, Harry Potter, House of Night, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, and Kane Chronicles.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow...
Slamming your door shut, so everyone in the house knows you're pissed off.
Being trapped in your room, because there are strangers at your house.
Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Me: I'm sorry, I didn't know the gathering would be held in my room...
That scary moment when you're about to go to bed and realize you had homework.
That awkward moment when you're at a friend's house, and their parents start screaming at them, and you're just like, that's a nice wall...
I hate it when new parents want to know who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato!
I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then fuck that shit, you're going first!
Waving hi to security cameras.
My Brain= 3% names 2% phone numbers 5% school knowledge 90% song lyrics
Friend: AAAHHH A COCKROACH! Me: Calm down, it's just a roach. *roach opens wings* Me: OMG!! RUN!!!
I hate how spiders just sit there on your wall, acting like they pay rent.
Seeing a spider is no big deal. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
I'm not fat, I'm so sexy it overflows.
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
I hate it when people ask to share my iPod, and then criticize my musical taste.
I hate how singers sing about how they're not as popular as another girl. Bitch, you're famous, so shut the fuck up.
That person in every class who thinks they're Albert Einstein. Calm your tits.
Acting like you have to go to the bathroom to get out of class.
Putting your leg out of the blankets and then feeling exposed to monsters.
Running up the stairs because you swear there's an evil presence behind you.
Laying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.
Dora: Say Map! Me: *eating cereal* Map! Dora: I can't hear you! Me: *knocks bowl off of table* FUCKING MAP!
Dora thinks she's sexy, showing her belly. That slut.
Me: This isn't even scary! *Based on a true story* Oh shit!
That moment when you're at the top of a roller coaster and realize shit just got real.
Writing 'etc.' on a test when you can't think of any more examples.
That awkward moment when you accidentally send ;) instead of :).
When you thought the moon was following your car.
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them moving.
That scary moment when you're about to sleep, and horror scenes flash in your mind.
That moment when your parents walk into your room and you open up a new tab at the speed of light.
That moment when you are typing out something long, look up, and see there is nothing there.
That weird moment when you thought your phone vibrated but it actually didn't.
Dear parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, I'm lazy, live on my laptop, and I text a lot, but I'm not the only teenager who does that.
Dear Fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes. Please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as Hell
That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can't make the sound.
I am not hungry, but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
7/10 Okay, close...
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac
8/10 REAL close.
CHILD OF HADES
You're not that much of a people person.
10/10 Okay, this is what I've been waiting for. Full-on Hades girl here!
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
5/10 Yeah...not so much.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
5/10 Would be six if I counted starting fights with my sister...but I always blame it on her, so that would blow my cover!
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You think it would be better if you were the President. It would be a DISASTER if I were President...
5/10 Not very much.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You're very creative and artistic.
You are talented at drawing
6/10 He's not as good as Lady Artemis, anyways!
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. Except Percy, Nico, Jason, Leo, Frank, and Hades...And Luke, in the Demigod Files...and Zeus and Poseidon aren't bad, either. But I guess gods don't count. So basically 5 boys are an exception. But hey, Percy's a 'decent man', Jason is Thalia's brother, Leo is too...odd to be disliked, Frank is...don't tell him I said this...funny looking, and Nico is my brother! Perfectly good explanations!
10/10 Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Hades...I'm starting to feel pretty powerful...
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
1/10 Thank. Gods.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
7/10 Tied with Zeus...
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You're the life of the party.
2/10 Thank. Gods. AGAIN.
Alrighty then. So I'm the Daughter of Hades and a Hunter of Artemis.
WHAT AM I?
You own a cell phone. So owning a cell makes you Preppy? What has this world come to...
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer. Who doesn't...?
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap.
Total : 1/7
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl. NO. If football is on, I evacuate the premises immediately.
And now I am an emo, gothic Daughter of Hades and Hunter of Artemis.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You smile a lot more than you should.
TOTAL: 12/24 shit...I gotta become more girly...nah, I'm fine like this.
So, I am The Gothic Emo Tombody Daughter of Hades Hunter of Artemis. Yep--I feel powerful now.
Don't click here! Or suffer the consequences...*you click it* *zeus strikes you with lightning* Told you there'd consequences. But you didn't listen...Tisk tisk tisk
WARNING: SAD STORY AHEAD. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SAD.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss
And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But Mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you Mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"
Now you have two choices:
1). Re-post and show you care
2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
END SAD STORY
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO AMERICANS. I, myself, am an American and find this hilarious.
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY IS EXTREMELY SAD. (I cry so much every time...) READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
How Could You?
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.
Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.
Put this on your profile if it touched your heart.
END SAD STORY
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell "STOP!" 2% would cheer, 1% would go get the baseball bat, hit the kid, and go take the puppy to the vet. Post this on your page if you one of the 1%.
You are more likely to be hit by a meteor than to be attacked by a wolf. Why are wolves the ones being slaughtered? Don't let these magnificent creatures disappear...
WARNING: ANIMAL ABUSE POEM AHEAD
Put the following on your profile if you are against animal abuse and slaughter:
You left me here
In the rain
To suffer the silence, alone in pain
I’m shivering now
With cold and fear
I don’t know why you sent me here
I close my eyes
And feel betray
And I try to wish it all away
Now I see a figure
My last ever sight
Then there’s a shock of pain as I end my fight.
END ANIMAL ABUSE POEM
I'm not weird... My reality is just a little different than yours. If you agree, put this on your profile. (I'm a teenager. Get over it if it's an issue. Or don't. I can't boss you around.)
If you are one of the many people who almost passed out when, in Eclipse, Edward said he prefered brunettes, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Bella's tears were wasted on Jake in Eclipse, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever went up to someone you didn't know and give em a hug, copy onto profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you actually love to copy and paste random copy and paste things like this one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
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If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, Kyori Uchiha of the sand, uracow99 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
You know you live in 2007 (or later) when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook/cell phone.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled (or looked) back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, uracow99
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! I mean, really, I'm smaller than normal eighth graders. Does that make me not an eighth grader?
If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile
If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are team, I hope Hunger Games doesn't turn into Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. But just for the record, Gale would beat Peeta any day.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think dating before highschool is ridiculous, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
"Software engineering today is a race between programmers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe striving to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -laughed my head off at that-
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Light travels faster than sound. It's why people appear bright before they speak
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. (says I to all the people who say, "I can say what I want, it's a free country!)
Guys are like slinkies, useless, but funny to watch fall down the stairs. -ah, we love 'em, but I just had to laugh at that.
If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Let's eat Grandpa!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
Commas save lives
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile.
Favorite Movie/Book Quotes:
Blackstar: "Welcome to our camp! Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." Lionblaze: "Who are you, and what have you done with Blackstar?" from Warriors
"Want a sugar cube? They're supposed to be for the horses, but they've got years to live. Us on the other hand...well, if we see something sweet, we better grab it quick."-Finnick, Hunger Games
"I will be watching you always."-Aslan, Narnia Stalker, much?
"Here's some advice. Stay alive."-Haymitch, Hunger Games Duh.
Susan:"I'm just trying to be realistic." Peter: "No, you're trying to be smart. As usual." -Narnia
"I swear, if you cry, I'll kill you here and now." -Katniss, Hunger Games
“Panic begins to set in. I can’t stay here. Flight is essential.”…”But I can’t let my fear show”. -Katniss, Hunger Games
"Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you.” -Katniss, Hunger Games
"Only I keep wishing I could think of a way to…to show the Capitol they don’t own me. That I’m more than just a piece in their Games” -Peeta, Hunger Games
"We could do it you know. Leave. Run off. Live in the woods." -Gale
"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment, it belongs to the concieted. Like me."-Jace, Mortal Instruments
"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor idiots who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie."-Jace, Mortal Instruments
"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait." "I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."
" "Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Grover and Thalia joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:
-Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, and Zoe Nightshade; The Titan's Curse
Hunger Games Ode
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
The books and characters are not mine
So Collins, please don't sue!
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea,
I promise to remember Annabeth when a spider comes near me.
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course,
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron when a sign says ''free pony ride'',
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is scared of heights,
I promise to remember Clarisse when I see someone that gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother,
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars,
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go,
I promise to copy and paste this onto my profile
A dedication to Katniss, who showed us what love for family can really do. Who fought hard, never gave up, and never stopped protecting the ones she cared about. We thank her for her spirit, her life, her determination to go on.
A dedication to Gale who never stopped fighting, never stopped trying to bring the Capitol down. Who gave up everything, who was always there for Katniss and who showed us what true sacrifice meant. We will always remember the woods, and how you made living all worthwhile.
A dedication to Peeta, who was the example of true love. He would have given the world to Katniss, and asked for nothing in return. He protected her, loved her, did everything keep her safe. We appreciate you for showing us what true love really meant, and for taking care of our girl on fire.
A dedication to Finnick, who was always there when we needed comic relief, with his sugar cubes and all. He is every girl's dream, including the wondrous Annie's. We shall always remember him for the time he "kissed" Peeta, the times where it seemed he was flirting with Katniss and of course, that amazing moment in Mockingjay... Oh, Finnick we loved you so.
A dedication to Rue, who was so helpless and pure. We thank her for teaching us all of mockingjays and helping us rebel against the capital. She made us realize how horrible the games truly were, and that we could change it. Rue, will remain forever in our hearts.
A dedication to Prim, who was valued so much by Katniss. With her untucked shirts and her wonderful heart of gold. We thank her for her goat cheese and her assistance she gave her mother. Prim, thank you for loving Katniss. We love you in return.
A dedication to Thresh, who only played by his own rules.
A dedication to Coin, who helped us stand tall against The Capital.
A dedication to Boggs, for enjoying the sight of Finnick in his underwear.
A dedication to President Snow, making there something to rebel against.
A dedication to Wiress, for teaching us her secrets of the arena.
A dedication to Mags, who helped save Annie at the reaping and Finnick in the games. We thank her for careing.
A dedication to Cinna, who made Katniss feel special. We thank him for helping us create the mockingjay as the symbol for the rebellion. We thank him for creating the girl on fire. Cinna will be stylists' inspiration forever.
A dedication to Madge, who gave Katniss the wonderful mockingjay pin, and for helping save Gale's life.
A dedication to Darius, for letting Katniss hunt.
A dedication to Portia, for just being Portia.
A dedication to all the others who assisted Katniss in her journey to freedom whose odds were sadly not in their favor.
I'm sorry no one can see what a brave soldier you were.
I'm sorry that no one can understand how gutted you were when Prim died.
And I'm sorry that Katniss never fell for you.
But you're always invited to snare me.
Your a wonderful, overlooked person who tried you hardest to save the lives of Panem.
I'm hoping you fell in love after the heartbreak.
A fan who will always love you.
(What can I say? Gale was always one of my favorite characters)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF . . .
You talk to yourself a lot. (yup!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (I do that too)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (On occaision)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (Heh heh)
You live off of sugar and caffeine (If my parents let me)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Yeah, sorry friends)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (No, because I'm too busy writing random stories)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Sometimes)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (No, because I'm a modern girl. I'm all about the keyboard)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Again, I'm the modern girl. And I'm forever losing pencils and pens)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Not yet, it's a new computer)
You tend to correct random typos made by other people. (Yup!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (That could become a reality)
People think you have A.D.D. (Yep.)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (Perhaps)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Haha, yes!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (YES!!)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (It could happen)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Haven't taken it, and my parents would kill me if I did)
Copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity. It still works!
I'm not afraid of flying. I'm afraid of flying, and then not flying...
I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that idiot instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
Theboys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
END SAD STORY
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, Emma Carstairs, dolphinreader, uracow99
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, dolphinreader, uracow99