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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2734832, Profile Updated: 08-03-13
Author has written 10 stories for Dragon Age, and Mass Effect.

Not sure what to share, so I'll just keep it short and sweet. Dragon Age fanatic; also, Rock Band, Dance Central. Xbox 360 Gamertag: HossThePug. Poker player. Red Wings fan. Animal lover. Caffeine addict. Haven't written anything in years, but enjoying the heck out of it. Hope you will, too!

6/27/13: Judging by the lack of response to the last few chapters of Heads We Will..., I'm going to assume y'all are as bored with it as I am, and go on indefinite hiatus. There are 20 prompts left, and I may finish eventually, but it's not going to be a priority.

I have been working on the sequel to Why Don't You and I, but it has been fighting me every step of the way, and I haven't had the determination to battle back.

Other than that, I've written little things, here and there - but it's summer. A time to go outside and enjoy the weather and get drunk around the pool (assuming you're old enough for such things.) In other words, I'm sure I'll write when the mood strikes - but those times are few and far between, at the moment.

Everyone have fun and stay safe! See ya around.

-Jacks

8/03/13 - Custom cover art for Why Don't You and I and Heads We Will... created by the very talented *blackdragon21. Check her out on deviantart - you won't be sorry!

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Heed The Call by HopeLearningSerenity reviews
When Lorelai, Queen of Ferelden and Warden-Commander, finds herself in the worst trouble of her life since the Blight, it's up to her old companions and her Wardens to come together to aid her...and keep her King from getting himself killed in the process
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,314 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Joker's Guide to Surviving Shepard by millsenberry reviews
Shepard happens across a document Joker has been secretly sending to new crew members aboard the Normandy on the Shadow Broker's terminal. Pure humour, giving a little insight to my head canon Shepard. Takes place after the Citadel Coup & completion of the "From Ashes" DLC, ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Two Spanks for Sam Shepard by jay8008 reviews
Smut, pure and simple - ok, with a dash of humor and such. Fairly vanilla smut, but still. If this isn't your thing, move on and we both won't embarrass ourselves. Wrote this as a little gift for a friend, and she ships Shoker exclusively. Writing practice for me, as well, as this isn't my usual writing thing. Rated 'M Plus' if that was possible.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Published: 12/12/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Quotable Moments by ice princess deluxe reviews
Fifty little slice-of-life vignettes involving Juliana Shepard, her helmsman, and their shared love of vintage movie quotes that span the course of all three games.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
The Wild Card by Aya Renee reviews
James had spent weeks running from his past. Sure, he didn't exactly have his life planned out, not in so many words, but still nothing prepared him for the moment when the former commander Shepard barged into his life and made away with his lucky deck.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,795 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James V., J. Garson - Complete
Blackwork by PestoMonkey reviews
An erotic love story that follows the progression of behind-the-scenes events after James Vega makes good on his flirtations with Commander Shepard. Plot gets moving around Ch10. Includes alternate *happy* ME3 ending. Rated M for tasteful but intimate love scenes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,861 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Garson, James V. - Complete
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Things Worth Keeping by Urdaniel reviews
Rated M for language and mild innuendo; no sex. Week-long post-ME2 Jack/MShep story set on Intai'sei and Pinnacle Station during repairs to the Normandy. *CONTENT UPDATE - Day 6 complete; Parts 1 & 2 of 2 posted*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jack, Shepard
Universe's Due by Mizu Kai reviews
Jane Shepard is going insane watching Joker romance EDI. This is a look into her decline in sanity and the due the Universe owe's her and the love of her life. My answer to Bioware's Faux Pas. Shoker, with trace very hints of JoDI. Better than it sounds.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Joker, J. Garson] EDI - Complete
Any Other Love Story by orchidcactus reviews
Because it's not always life and death and angst. f!Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2012 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Edge of Desire by silvergryphon06 reviews
Their relationship stands on the edge of a knife. If they fall to temptation, where will it lead? One Shot
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
You've Got Mail! by Loethlin reviews
In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
A King's Throne by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Elissa wants to break in Alistair's new throne.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Sleep Without Dreams by orchidcactus reviews
f!Hawke/Fenris. Human noble and escaped elven slave. Tales beginning as such and ending with anything other than misery did not exist outside fantasy. Were he not so weak, he would walk away.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Fenris, Hawke - Complete
You're A God by redtrouble reviews
FemShep/Joker. Mostly T, some M-rated intimacy. Joker is in love with Commander Shepard, and his feelings have grown so much, he's not sure he can contain them. Funny thing is... she just might feel the same.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - [Joker, Shepard] - Complete
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Lighthearted by Sarcasm Turtle reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Minor Complications by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Sequel to "Just What the Doctor Ordered". Joker finds himself in the tricky predicament of having fallen in love with his Commander, wondering if she reciprocates or if she's only interested in his 'massage therapy'. Kink Meme Fill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Just What the Doctor Ordered by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard is always having trouble with her shoulders aching, so she turns to Joker for some advice on physio therapy. When he mentions massage and she insists they have a session, things get a little more intimate than she planned. Kink meme request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Arrived by jhoom reviews
Shepard goes alone on a mission, leaving a worried Garrus behind her. Upon her return, Garrus can't help feel hurt and angry at her. Spoilers for Arrival DLC. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill, thus M for lemon in the last chapter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Geometry of Chance by Rhia474 reviews
A busy night at the Hanged Man, with a card game and-what else?-a bar fight. Featuring tonight: Varric, Isabela, Fenris and Hawke, with an ensemble cast of a tavern full of people.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Blood Between Us by NotLaura reviews
Post-DA2, Endgame Spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hawke, Anders
No Small Wonder by The Brass Clock reviews
Shepard and Joker work out the more intimate details of their budding relationship. In the only way a foulmouth and recluse can. M for heavy language and sex talk.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Five Times by skywalker05 reviews
Five times she told him she hated him. femShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Joker, J. Garson
Timeless to Me by LunaMax1214 reviews
COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Annals of the Queen by NotLaura reviews
What young noble girl does not dream of marrying a King? A young King, handsome and strong and already half-beloved by the country he had fought to save?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Alistair
Breathing Space by muhnemma reviews
A few days before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, Shepard and Joker realise that their feelings for each other have changed. Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Find The Way by HopeLearningSerenity reviews
Sierra can't sleep. Not since the defeat of the Archdemon. That's when the nightmares came...but are they really nightmares, or something more? She must risk it all to find the truth...and possibly save the one she couldn't save on top of Fort Drakon.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,352 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
The New Grey Warden Handbook by NotLaura reviews
If they're going to rebuild the wardens, they need to establish some new rules. Alistair/female PC fluff, post-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Every Other Life by NotLaura reviews
You are not always ready for him, but the days when that mattered are gone. Alistair/Any female PC
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Endlessly by NotLaura reviews
Five years since The Blight was driven back, and you have not returned to Denerim. Until now. Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
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Last Stand reviews
Fifteen years after the end of the Reaper War, and life hasn't exactly been "happily ever after" for Jeff "Joker" Moreau and Samantha Shepard. When a force from their past threatens their daughter, Hope, can they work together to save her – and maybe their future, as well? Sequel to "Why Don't You and I?" *cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Joker, Shepard
Heads We Will, Tails We'll Try Again reviews
Companion pieces to "Why Don't You and I?" The further adventures of Samantha Shepard and Jeff "Joker" Moreau. Inspired by LJ prompts - each chapter is under 1000 words. Will be updated sporadically. *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Joker, Shepard
Role Reversal reviews
One-shot written for the Shoker-Central challenge on deviantart...Commander Moreau is in charge of the Normandy, at the helm is Flight Lieutenant Shepard. How does that look?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Justice reviews
When her past threatens to harm someone she cares about, Shepard becomes the ruthless killer that most of the galaxy believes her to be. Implied Shoker. Earthborn Shepard - alternate timeline for encounter with Finch. Includes some characters and events from my own personal canon. M for violence and language. *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Until the End reviews
Sometimes, it's easiest to take a chance when you have nothing left to lose. Shoker (of course.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Why Don't You and I? reviews
The public persona of Commander Shepard is a myth: unbreakable, undeniable, unstoppable. In truth, she's a human being who needs someone, just as much as the galaxy needs her. Jeff "Joker" Moreau has confidence in his flying skills, and little else. Can these two emotionally-impaired soldiers find happiness with one another? *Cover art used with permission of blackdragon21*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,374 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard - Complete
Varric's Vexation reviews
A short one-shot - Varric's perspective on exercise and women.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Varric T. - Complete
A Dark and Dreary Night reviews
Despite the title, this is F!Hawke and Fenris fluffiness.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Betrayed reviews
F!Hawke/Anders/Fenris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Always, and Forever reviews
Will Alistair lose the only person who matters to him, or will he gain so much more?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete