If Twilight sort of didn't make sense to you before, it really won't make sense to you now. A recharacterization of Bella and a satire of all the things that made you go, "Wait, what?" Dark humor, drama, and snark.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.

After leaving the Cullen children home alone, Esme and Carlisle come home to find the house in shambles. Deciding that enough is enough they have to get a babysitter. But who can they get to babysit a house filled with teenage vampires?

In a world created by S.M. everyone wants more fun, more laughter, more dumb characters who makes us fall of our chairs, well that's what I'm giving. Rated T for language and content. Cannon Couples. Scenes from Twilight twisted in such a way you won't stop laughing.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

Need a few laughs? Want to read about the adventures of The Cullens? Major Dover, Voxy and Cordial Craig present "Comedy Roast of the Twilight Saga"

Pinkie Pie finds a new toy to play with, but soon finds herself in way over her head. It's up to Twilight Sparkle and the others to salvage her from something too evil to belong to their world. One Shot

Inspired by the 'Outtakes' section on Stephenie Meyer's website. Selected scenes from Twilight are given a bit of a twist. Edward will eat, Jacob will juggle, Bella will blush, and Charlie will cry. And so will you. With laughter...

Bella is...Unusual. Her first day at Forks High is epic. Funny little one-shot. AH. Enjoy! :D

It's Christmas Eve, and Bella and the Cullens have gathered around the tree to hear Carlisle tell "The Night before Christmas", vampire-style...

When Bella and Edward travel to the clearing in the forest, Bella finds out why vampires sparkle. How will she handle the truth? Haters gonna Hate, feel free to do so. Oneshot

This is a parody of the TRAILERS! Not the whole movie! Please read and review! Some swearing, not enough for teen rating!

What does Bella really want for her 18th birthday? Humorous oneshot.

Run to Rome, Peru , Egypt, Switzerland! Why? Because Jasper , Alice , and Emmett are picking on Bella in her sleep. Story better than summery. R&R. Please. Funny beyond belief.

While working at the hospital, Carlisle gets a visit from Emmett. Over hearing a conversation about a broken bed, two nurses, Megan and Jenny, make a bet if Carlisle is Gay. One-Shot

WINNER: 2ND PLACE PUBLIC VOTE: Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. Written for the Baby It's Cold Outside Contest

A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"

"I think they're high.." the man said. - Sirius and James in an elevator. What's weird about that?

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!