"What do you mean we're a 'thing?" Thorin asked one night around the fire. Bilbo turned as red as the beets in his garden as he tried to explain. "Yes, um, well, it's because of the hug, you see," he said fiddling with the buttons on his weskit. "Because you hugged me on the mountain, people are seeing that as, uh, well, um, proof that you and me are, ah, um, a …thing."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete