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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2735116, Profile Updated: 05-25-11
Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games.

hey guys, im just another 13 year old guy who loves the hunger games ^_^ and no i aint gay i am just veery creative! i love art and i love reading! And im just letting you know now that I may have bad grammar and spelling on my profile and i may talk in text lingo but believe me on my stories i don't.Umm, if i have any fans, which i really hope I do! I have a Facebook account named "proudlyy canadiann" I had to spell it like that because it denied proudlycanadian. any way if you like my stories add me up! (it says im born in 1988, thats not true I just wasn't sure if i was the "legal" age. My profile picture is of a Canadian flag with a mockingjay pin in the middle!(yes, i made it! One of a kind!)

i love: My dog,my family,my friends, food :) and of course the hunger games!

I hate: Harry Potter, horror movies,(except scream those ones just make me laugh!) little yappi dogs, loud music, cauliflower, gummies, pop/soda and popular kids! god there so frickin annoying!

Inspiration for writing: Suzanne Collins, life of an average girl.not, Dazzelinathegreen and Chocolatiee!

A little about me: as i said i am a 13 year old boy, i live in Canada yes that means Beavers, moose, maple syrup and monoply money for the win! and one last note about Canada; it is actually not as cold here. In fact most summers in southern Ontario have warmer summers then most states in the USA. And were not all aboriginal peoples living in igloos speaking french and riding on moose (no the plural form of moose is not mooses) or polar bears. to sum it all up, WE KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to get bullied a lot but now i don't because i was short and fat but now i have lost weight and i am almost 6 foot (so basically im the youngest in my class and the tallest!)(I'm born in December) i'm very smart grades mean the world to me. i have a little brother and a twin brother but were faternal so no we dont look alike! You probably think that i spell words like Colour and Favourite wrong but thats how we spell it here so yeah no comments on spelling please!

My favourite quotes: Do i look like i care~ Hancock ( Will Smith)

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~Dr. Seuss

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~Albert Einstein

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. ~Soren Kierkegaard

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. ~Helen Keller

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. ~Albert Schweitzer

Live your life. be who you wanna be, be who you wanna be when you live your life. ~ Me!

Favourite books: the hunger games trilogy!

Favourite movies: Zombieland, Just go with it, finding Nemo, inception,The Orphan,Scream 4 and LELO AND STITCH 1&2!!!

Random conversations with my freinds:

- LOL that was funny

-Me what??

I dont know??? ~me and one of my best friends

Do you like beans?

me- well it depends on what kind

-what is a bean anyway

me-well no one really knows the power of beans

-i wanna omnomnom one!~ me and my best friend!

and thats me!!!! :D READ, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE!

You don't know how badly i wanna try these!

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

15 annoying things to do in an Elevator.

1. Push the buttons and pretend they send a shock through you. Wait for the effects of the "shock" to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

2. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

3. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

4. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

7. Swat at flies which don't exist.

8. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

10. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

13. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Draw a little square on the floor with a pen/pencil and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

15. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

I LOVE love,love love,love love,love love,love love,love love,love love,love love,love Jesus if you believe Jesus loves you put this on your profile

1: Real Name: well i probably shouldn't tell you

2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name,mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Jordax

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): jorizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Silver Tiger (lol Pink Panther) Blue Monkey

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): shearer (yes, sadly shearer is a name...) fellows

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): smijo

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): green apple

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): james jane

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Laila

Hollow by Chocolatiee reviews
"I feel isolated from the world, alone." Johanna Mason reflects on her own time in the Games, all the while trying to put up with the burden of sending more tributes to their death. Oneshot!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
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Rues Sister Kit reviews
Hi! This is a Fanfiction of what would have happened if Rue had won the 74th annual Hunger Games and then her sister is in the 76th : Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rory H., Madge U.
One came tumbling after reviews
Hi, so this is my vission of how the unamed tributes in the 74th Hunger Games die. Rated T for violence. ENJOY!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Do you really win? reviews
What would have happened if katniss and peeta lost the nightlock berries
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A peom for you reviews
This is a poem i worte. it's suppose to be a poem that Peeta wrote for Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
As rare as rocks, rues death reviews
Rues death in her point of view
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Rue, Katniss E.