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Show your support for the Twin Exchange! Copy and Paste this to your profile! (Because any group that believes Fred isn't dead is just a great place to join!)

I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.

So onto my actual profile xD, I absolutely,positively LOVE fan fiction.Especially Harry Potter.

Ships I sail:

Draco and Hermione

Hermione and George

Fred and Hermione

and you've probably guessed Hermione is my Favorite character!!

What {Books} makes {Books} the {Books} world {Books} go {Books} round?

What {Music} is {Music} in {Music} my {Music} soul?

Things I love

Books. Chocolate . Push up Bras. Owls. Folk lore. Ghosts. Hair straighteners. Gigantic Sunglasses. Gigantic Scarfs. Skinny jeans. Live music. Sun. Chocolate spread. Ron Weasley's six pack. Brooms and Wands. Mascara. Lip gloss

My mortal enemies

Uncomfortable shoes. Tidy rooms. Homework. Two-faced people. Voldemort.

If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are wondering why Lupin and Tonks seem to be together at the start of half blood prince movie AND why tonks' hair is brown, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Harry Potter's scar seems to move across his forehead in every movie, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think that the potrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation,blood or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Don't count the days, make the days count

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!

Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow

Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am

I used up all my sick I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now if only I can figure out where I am..

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile, you have their shoes!

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Where's the good in goodbye?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

We all smile in the same language

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (Yep!)

I am in shape...round is a shape

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

People keeps complaining I don't listen to them...or something like that.

Intelligence has limits, stupidity deosn't. confuses people!


If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Malfoys and their Mates - M rated Version by Glorioux reviews
When Draco and Hermione are four, his 'Veela' recognizes her as his mate. Lucius leads Muggle and Wizard families in a war against dark and light, to protect their children. Draco, Hermione, and Harry, grow together. While pretending to be a magical book's characters, they discover incredible magical powers, past secrets, unlikely relations, enemies, love and friendship. HG & DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 117 - Words: 334,024 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 9/8/2021 - Published: 1/30/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Lucius M.
88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,919 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2021 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,126 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 3/17/2021 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 257,919 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
That Girl by eyes-open reviews
Ellie's life was never simple. Daughter of an Azkaban prisoner and a witch who rejected magic, she knew little of the magical world until she came to Hogwarts. Now, she has everything she could dream of - adventures, spells, two wonderful twins for best friends, a rock band, and maybe even her father back. But all she really wants is someone she may never have. OC, full series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 180,014 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Fred W., Harry P., Oliver W., Sirius B.
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Say You Don't Want It by werty12 reviews
"I know your end of the bargain for doing all of my work. I'm going to teach you how to have fun, Granger, since you obviously have no idea how," Draco said with an annoying smirk on his face. "Get ready for the wildest time in your whole boring life."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love Thy Enemy by scottishpixie reviews
Claudia Knight is the shy girl at Hogwarts, Fred Weasley is popular, funny & everyone loves him. Everyone except Claudia! There's a fine line between love and hate. FW & OFC. Rated M. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,466 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Fred W., OC
Slytherin Sluts by Julzi reviews
What happens when Jewels walks into a whole new world to find out that she really belongs there? Just how do you become the leader of Slytherin Sluts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Fred W., Albus D.
The Red Rose diaries by eVeRyThInG tWiStEd reviews
Bella's father sells her to a whore house to pay back a dept. Edward's dad deciedes that it's time for his son to become a man and takes him to a local whore house and geuss who he meets there? RATED M FOR LANUAGE AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hermione's Jealousy by SteelersGirl43 reviews
Hermione is jealous of Ron and Lavendar, so she makes a plan to make Ron jealous. But that plan leads Hermione into something she never would have dreamed of. Not with this person at least...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,155 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Starting Over by DramioneLurver reviews
*ON HIATUS* When Hermione Granger went to hang out with her Muggle best friend over the summer after her 5th year at Hogwarts, she did not expect to see Draco Malfoy. DMHG. Totally OOC. Also warnings for acts of violence, including character death, and mention of rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,381 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Unexpected Infatuation by PotterheadHeartbeats reviews
The Durmstrang boys, and famous Quidditch seeker, Viktor Krum travel to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the Triwizard Tournament. Everything seems to be going just the way it usually is until Viktor begins falling for a certain Muggle-born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
Good Boys Like It Rough by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
non-magic AU. Remus J. Lupin is a seventeen-year-old gay highschooler with a problem. Sirius Black is a twenty three year old straight tattoo artist with a BA girlfriend. What happens when they fall in love? M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! So if you're not 18, please read something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
Do You Know Your Enemy by HaterslovetohateMonii reviews
"Two months until high school is over then I will go to college far away from Edward; who I despise and forget that I ever slept with him, even if it was mindblowing, Pssh this will be easy." But what if something goes wrong during that 2 months? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pervading Potter by An Improbable Fiction reviews
Ally seemingly has the perfect life, but not all is what it seems. Suddenly she finds herself transported to Grimmauld Place and into the Harry Potter Books. Sceptical at first, she soon realises that this foreign world may really be where she belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
This Incarnation by frostykitten reviews
"It must be terrifying to hate someone so much but still want to keep them safe," I said through chattering teeth as he left. I wasn't freezing anymore, but I was still cold. My words actually stopped him in his tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mad World by meganl124 reviews
Sequel to Always Misquided! Scorpius Malfoy just wants to fit in at Hogwarts, but the history his parents left behind isn't helping, as everyone knows about it but him. And hanging out with his dad's rivals kids are never a good thing, when he likes Rose...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Broken Illusions by Sianatra reviews
Imagine a flirty Hermione, an enticed Draco, a furious Pansy, a helpful Lavender, an exuberant Parvati, a bemused Harry, and an annoyingly persistent Ron. And how did this all happen? A bet, of course - what else? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forever Whore by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
When Hermione Granger is bonded to Severus Snape as a result of the latest marriage law, how will the couple react? Will they find love? Or is she destined to be no more than an owned body...his forever whore?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Away Laughing On A Fast Vampire by slobberknocker reviews
Hamburger-a-gogo land seems soggier than ever when Georgia is exiled to Forks to live with her cousin Bella McPrat and Costable Chaz. Quelle horreur. Luckily there's tons of gorgy blokes to make up for it, though something appears to have eaten Angus...
Crossover - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Georgia N., Bella
A Maid's Love by Lisachan87 reviews
Hermione is a maid in the Malfoy household. AU. One day she learns they will be having a guest staying. Bellatrix Lestrange. Hermione/Bellatrix, some Hermione/Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Unexpected Secrets by KayBeth13 reviews
Daria always knew she was adopted, but it isn't until her fifth year at Hogwarts that she finds out just who her real parents are. How will her best friends, Fred and George Weasley react? Will they stand by her or reject her? George/OC [ON HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Draco M., George W., OC
Half of my Blood by septasonicxx reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILAGE! Hermione and Ron decide not to go with Harry to defeat the horcruxes. The ministry is putting out new laws and one concerns muggleborns. Hermione needs help from someone. DRAMIONE DRACO/HERMIONE! Set in the last book. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Under the Stairs by septasonicxx reviews
SEQUEL to In the Library. How much will Hermione risk to be with Draco? Can she even trust him at all? Dramione. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,910 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Janelle Malfoy reviews
It's summer, Hermione Granger has just gotten back from Hogwarts, and was falling back into her muggle ways. What happens when she sees someone she didn't think she would have to deal with for the rest of the summer? First fic, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,958 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bride of Malfoy by zyujin reviews
After the war Ron is forced to marry/sold into slavery to Draco Malfoy. But things do not turn out as expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Draco M., Ron W.
Unity by Hesaluti reviews
When Hermione is selected onto a team of pupils who are given the task of uniting the school houses, she suddenly finds herself wanting unity with a certain blonde wizard from her rival house. It's a pity he doesn't feel the same. Lots of Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,465 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley Rule Number 1 by 93 Diagon Alley reviews
What if George and Hermione became friends from the get-go? Follow along as their friendship unfolds throughout their Hogwarts career. Rating increased to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,856 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Hermione G., George W.] Fred W.
Liliana Mayfair's Life Of Hardships by MaryOlivia reviews
I, Liliana Mayfair, meet a what you could call a... handful of people on my first train ride to Hogwarts, James Potter and Molly then include nearly all their cousins and a few of my own friends and you have the beggining to a whole lot of drama. xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,425 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - James S. P., Molly W. II - Complete
Lemon Soap by CitrusObsessed reviews
Head Boy, Draco intrudes on the the Head Girl, Hermione in the shower; but things don't go as expected. Now they have to do deal with keeping their new relationship a secret. Not the mention their unsatiable need for sex... OOC, pure lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Light Before the Darkness by lilithflower714 reviews
A Spin on Hermione time traveling to the past to try to make a better future for everyone she loves...however things become complicated. -Smut and such in later chapters ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
Prey, lover, husband by MGO reviews
First he was my prey, slowly he became my lover and now thanks to the ministry and their need for laws he is my husband but shhh... nobody will ever know about the love we share, that's only our private face. lemons and a seducing sexy Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,849 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M.
I'd Lie by CrimsonAngel22 reviews
Evalett Bradshaw is your average Ravenclaw: wise, smart and good. She fancied Seamus Finnigan since First Year, but never had the guts to do anything about it. So her best friend decides to help her out. Seamus/OC Please Review!3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Seamus F., OC
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by CitrusObsessed reviews
HERMIONE IS A PUREBLOOD! Hermione is spending the summer with Blaise, but so is Draco. With only Blaise to keep them sane, will they get through it without any problems? Answer: Hell no. EXTREME OOCNESS! DM/HG! Rated M, AU. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,225 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beautiful by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/26/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Misguided by meganl124 reviews
Cedric had a younger sister, by the name of Denise Diggory. In her first year at Hogwarts, she's encountered Draco Malfoy- irrestible jerk.Butalso made some friends and enemies, will she survive in the most dangeruous of obstacles, or hurt her loved ones?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 77 - Words: 76,103 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Cedric D. - Complete
It Was A Joke? by rachelnn reviews
I love my brother I really do, however, if he doesn't figure out how hard it is to be "The Chosen One's" twin sister soon I may kill him myself. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,561 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
To Learn by snmwordbender reviews
Hermione and Draco must deal with Ronald and John's revenge, being plunged into a pureblood society, what a summer they will face! Sequel to The Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ronald Marvolo Lestrange by Loony-1995 reviews
Finding out that you're adopted and the siblings you love are just distant relations is hard and learning that you're not actually a redhead or a Gryffindor is even harder. But finding out that your Mum is Bellatrix Lestrange is the hardest thing of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,745 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ron W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Just A Name by PrioritiesSorted reviews
What is in a name? In the end, did it matter that he was a Malfoy and she was a Potter? In the end, he was just Scorpius and she was just Lily... why shouldn't they be friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Around The Bend by HPtwilightfanatic reviews
"She didn't break up with me." "Sure she didn't. Why don't you call her back and tell her that?" In which Ginny instructs Draco what a good, proper boyfriend should do, with a lot of fun and tension ensuing between our favorite pair!One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Next Generation: Together by CarlieCullenBlack reviews
Six years after BREAKING DAWN Renesmee's human hormones have kicked in not only changing her body but her thoughts and emotions as well. What does her future hold? I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS THANK SM FOR THAT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,519 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Distant Dreamings by Shira Lansys reviews
Harry is sick of being the saviour of the wizarding world. In order to escape it, he retreats to Romania. Slash, CWHP. Don't like, don't read. Or, do read and send me a flame - it boosts my review count.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 156 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Plan by snmwordbender reviews
Cliche, I know. Ron cheats on Hermione by snogging Lavendar. As Hermione falls into the arms of the Slytherin prince, what drama will the new American visitors cause? Please read and enjoy! Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All You Need is Luuurve by Tarts Wardrobe reviews
Set after SITNOP, Masimo is in the full humpty dumpty with Georgia, because she has just done the twist with Dave the Laugh. Will she resolve things with the Luuurve God, or will she finally realize Dave is more than a mate? Chapter 15 is up.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,437 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Georgia N.
Conquering Loneliness by fantasyaddict95 reviews
Come 6th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy has a lot on his mind: NEWT-level classes, Quidditch, and a new affiliation with the Death Eaters. On top of that, he is secretly gay, and finds himself harboring feelings for a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,128 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ron & Hermione: A Week In The Other Life by Ravenclaw Midnight Blue reviews
In his seventh year at Hogwarts, Ron still has trouble understanding girls in general, and Hermione in particular. Meeting a strange witch at Hogsmeade, he accepts her offer of help. Big, big mistake... Find out why! Not Deathy Hallows compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Enemy by jthorne reviews
Sequel to Love & Betrayal, H-Hr, A new Dark Wizard is on the rise. Harry and Hermione are working at the Ministry as Aurors. Harry must overcome this new evil to protect himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lilly and a Rose by Mishcai reviews
Lilly begins her first year at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, being muggle born she is astounded by the concept of magic, and leaves her only her childhood friend, and third year, Rose, as a guide around the new world. Mature. OC. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Cedric D., Draco M.
Love for a Change by El Cuero reviews
Hermione decides to turn herself into a ditzy bimbo to win Ron's love. She becomes swept up in dark imaginings beyond her desires and is soon involved in one of Voldermorts dastardly plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Gabbing Gum by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Love & Betrayal by jthorne reviews
Post DH. Harry and Hermione fall for each other, but have to be careful not to betray Ron. A new enemy arises. H-Hr Story. Rated M for adult themes and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Hogwarts Students Are Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Arella Hermione by lemonaholic reviews
What if hermione was bellatrix's daughter,pureblood.Undercover when at hogwarts to be-freind harry. Betrothed to draco but interested in a nice durmstrang boy... beta-wanted! offer pls pm lauren 5 REVIEWS FOR AN UPDATE THAT SIMPLE! happy reading :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Walking Her Home by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Looking back, he's sees it all. It was her first date the night he came to call. FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Three Little Words by werty12 reviews
Poetry on the first time Ron and Hermione said, "I love you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Ron's Proposal by irshgirl reviews
A year later and training as Aurors, Harry and Ron visit Hogwarts and their old friends. Ron has a important question to ask the witch that has captured his heart from the very first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pack over Cullen? by Rasputin2099 reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon, he doesnt come back and after a year Bella lives in Lapush and The Pack are her new family. She has a loving boyfriend and great friends but when Edward and the Cullens come back will her great life be ruined?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A Mysterious Case Of Mistletoe Fever by RZZMG reviews
Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He's a Slut by Girls Can Play Trumpet Too reviews
Draco!" she called back, loud enough for many students to hear, "You're a slut!" "Am not!" Hermione whipped out her wand and spun around, using a permanent graffiti charm to spell out the truth on the back of his robes: I'm a slut.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
51 Things Severus Snape Is Not Allowed To Do by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. List. No Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
What I'd Do for Love by CherriMoi reviews
"I'd take a bat-bogey hex for you anyday, Granger." "How about a silencing charm?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe Misdemeanors by FountainOfPens reviews
For my friend Marlena. Hermione is roped into spreading some Christmas cheer, and has her feelings about one Draco Malfoy questioned... D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Gift by RZZMG reviews
After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Guide of Seduction by ConfusionPersonified reviews
Draco writes a guide of seduction, Blaise bets him he can't seduce Hermione, other things happen. Romance...humor...angst...what more could you ask for? Read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,438 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chased By A Death Eater Hermione Granger's Story by TrueBloodLover1996 reviews
Dramione Dramione Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Jaiden Malfoy by KayBeth13 reviews
Draco Malfoy left Hermione Granger before he found out Hermione was pregnant. Now, 18 year old Jaiden Malfoy just wants to meet her dad and find out the real reason for his departure. Did he really want to leave or was he forced to the whole time?[ON HIATUS]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Library by septasonicxx reviews
Dramione. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE! Hermione meets Draco in the library at night and is worried about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,040 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Earning Interest by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione is trying to win the affection of Bill Weasley... but he seems to be immune to her advances. Bill/Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Familiar Faces by Clowie reviews
AU: Cedric and Hermione She is supposed to like Ron and he is supposed to like Cho. What happens when two of Hogwarts brightest don't follow JKR's plot and take on a story of their own. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,080 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G.
Just Smile by septasonicxx reviews
Original Version. Felicity Blair is the daughter of very rich purebloods. Her parents organise an arranged marriage for her with Draco Malfoy so she's sent to Hogwarts. Things get complicated fast... I'm re-writing it. New version will be up soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Draco M.
Owl Pal by septasonicxx reviews
To create more house unity Dumbledore brings in the Owl Pal system. Every student must write to their Owl Pal once a week. Add in a love potion, Ravenclaw's acting like Gryffindors, general craziness and what do you get?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cause and Effect by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and George take some time out of their school lessons for other educational activities! Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Obliviate by racheesi reviews
When feeling overlooked by the world, Ronald Weasley finds comfort in 'his room', while someone else finds comfort in Ronald. That 'someone else' tries to make Ronald forget... SLASH! RDr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Ron W., Draco M.
Dragon in the Lion's Den by ginnyginny reviews
As the final battle ends, Hermione's secret is acidentally exposed. Will Harry and Ron understand the path that Dumbledore put her on in their 6th year not only led to the defeat of Voldemort, but to her marriage to Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,105 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dramione Encounters by Kosei reviews
My accumulation of Dramione oneshots. Rated M to be safe. Because life's too short not to indulge in the forbidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pranksters have hearts by A-Graceful-Rose reviews
Fred and George fall in love with Hermione whilst they're back at the Burrow for the weekend. Together, they try to get her to return their feelings. FredHermioneGeorge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Fire in the Storm by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Charlie find themselves stranded together, and boredom quickly turns into heat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
In Pursuit of Granger by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione seeks revenge against the Weasley boys, but the plan backfires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Curious Predictions by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione believes that Divination class is useless. So, what happens when her predictions start to come true? How will she handle a prediction concerning George Weasley and herself? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Takeoffs and Landings by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione finds out there has been an addition to the O.W.L. exams… a mandatory flying test. The only trouble is Hermione doesn’t know how to fly! George agrees to give her lessons. Will she learn how to fly, or will she fall hard for George Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Giving in to Temptation by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Fred and George go to visit Hermione one day and convince her that there is nothing wrong with feeling good every now and then. First in the series. FredHermioneGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
You Can't fall in love at 11, can you? by Clowie reviews
Follows Ron's story from PS till HBP and beyond. It is the tale of his developing feelings for Hermione and what happens when he, eventually, acts on them. Fairly fluffy but not that bad. ENJOY! Rated M for later on. Disclaimer: Dont own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,027 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Material Girl by sugarbabe1 reviews
Pansy's to do list: Flirt with Draco, Flirt with Harry, Turn Hermione into a slut...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
The Itch That Won't Go Away by Queen of Serpentz reviews
COMPLETE Draco has a itch you see one that needs some scratching by Hermione. Harry is beginning to get some weird urges and Ron is now fond of cherry pie. Ginny is hoing around to get a lay and it's all in this fic called The Itch That Won't Go Away!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,123 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nicora by DamnedVampiress reviews
What will Happen when Rons cousin is the school slut?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete