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Hi Kids I'll be back , but right now I have alot going on and I must get it worked out first...so sorry to all that who's waiting for me to update, but thank you all so much for hanging with my lazy ass. I love you Chaps...
Gender: Female ;)
Age: Another day older than I was yesterday.
Likes: Drawing. Writing. Yaoi. Music. Fun. Very Open-Minded People.
Many other things, but I'm a bit lazy when it comes to mentioning them.
Dislikes: Very Close-Minded People.
Personality:Alright, I guess. Never met myself. Verrrry Naughty. Smart-Ass at times. Seven Dwarfs' Syndrome. Little crazy, but all depends on the phases of the moon and if you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a sadist. Bless my dirty little soul. ;)
Diagnosis: Twisted Personality. Love me or Hate me. It's one of my girl scout badges...
Favorite Anime & Manga: Naruto(Favorite), Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Panic, Afro Samurai, Psyren, and many others that I wish I had more time to read.
Random Stuffs:Favorite quotes from people I know:
Come one. Come all and see the freaks on my leash...
-Searching the souls of many, none come close to yours...
-In a world of billions and still you are alone...
-Looking into those eyes, I thought I saw the Devil.
-It is poison someone once told me, one you should never try. It can eat away at your very soul they say and make you cry. Stab you in the heart like a knife and bled you dry. A certainty that will make you high. Many ask if it is worth all the pain, the suffering, the lies. I say yes I believe it is worth a try, because LOVE is fleeting when all the ones you love die...
-It is not how far you go, but what you learn on your way back...
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (Told you it all depends on the phases of the moon)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
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Put this in your profile if the voices told you to do it...
Put this in your profile if you think Twilight was the worse thing that happened to Werewolves and Vampires...
Cry when your happy. Laugh when your sad.
Uh-oh, it's another one of those 'I don't give a damn days.'
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh and point at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Ways To Annoy Your Professors:
1. Bring a small cactus to class with you.
2. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question.
3. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.
4. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."
5. When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."
*Today’s agenda consist of being an ass to all the people that annoy you.*
Some more random stuff
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it."
"In life when one door opens, try not to let it hit you in the face."
"Whenever I'm angry i think to myself 'what would Alphonse do?' Yup, Alphonse is Jesus...in a can!"
Be the kind of woman who, when her feet hit the ground in the morning, the Devil says, "Oh crap, she's awake!"
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
You know your crazy when...
-for Christmas every year since you were 4 there's always one person that buys you a straight jacket
-when your house names its self Robert and begins cussing at you in a British accent
-when you have earned the title 'Crazy Child' from your friends and family
-when even after you found out were babies come from you still insist that the stork brings them to you
-when you draw little smiley faces all over you body and name all of them Bill Beckerson
-when you begin everything you say with 'Muwahahaha I am the artist formerly known as Satan...'
-when your mom puts foam padding on your bed room walls
-when you run screaming down a hall and you friends yell back "What is it this time?"
-when your laughter is creepy enough it scares away small children
-when the bullies at your school start to avoid you
-when the voices inside your head decide you need to build character and start bullying you instead
-when your medications name is longer than 4 words
-when your friends say "Damn you are crazy"
-when your friends then say "Thank god, it'd be creepy if you were like the rest of the doofus' I know"
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!
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