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Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 115 - Words: 784,936 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 22h - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6519 - Favs: 10,201 - Follows: 10,403 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 134 - Words: 517,180 - Reviews: 3306 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,399 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11165 - Favs: 7,141 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6833 - Favs: 10,371 - Follows: 11,429 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 4,831 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,177 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
Girl's School by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,280 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Ranma, Akane
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 72 - Words: 308,063 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32469 - Favs: 19,359 - Follows: 15,738 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5446 - Favs: 5,260 - Follows: 4,097 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,568 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 6,382 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Journey of the Three Failures by Kurouga of the Ink and Snow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 717,650 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10859 - Favs: 6,564 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Spiral Dragon by Greyff reviews
Naruto Uzumaki makes a wish for the power he'll need. At which point he gets a whole new set of problems. Technically it fusions/crossovers with Umi No Misaki - though the current plan is to mainly keep the crossover elements from doing any major interactions. Oh, and Keri is from World of Warcraft's mileau.
Crossover - Naruto & Umi no Misaki/海の御先 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,012 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Delusional by jessylane318 reviews
Revamped. He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,429 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 6,136 - Follows: 6,645 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 789 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4266 - Favs: 12,741 - Follows: 11,833 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament by twistyguru reviews
The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Until all is One by HK-Revan reviews
Sam is the Allspark, always has been and always will be. But to others he is a tool to be used, a child to be protected. Will he join the Autobots or the Decepticons? Optimus or Megatron? Or does he simply wish to go home?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,637 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 598 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 8,020 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Immortal Phoenix by Empyreal Phoenix reviews
The Phoenix is tired of his world, Makai, and wishes to leave it. He does so, and ends up in the Land of Fire. See how this affects Naruto's world. Rated T for violence and just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,860 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U.
A Kumo Nin's Guide to Konoha by La Pluie de Sang reviews
As part of the peace treaty, Naruto was sent to Kumo as an infant to serve as hostage. How would Naruto fare in Konoha when he returns 12 years later?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,855 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Canis familiaris by Tally Mark reviews
There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Patchwork Wishes by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Little Harry wants his Christmas wish to come true this year. Maybe if he makes his own lucky angel it will. But can his luck hold out for the rest of the holidays? Maybe if he wishes very hard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 431,492 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life's Best Laid Plans by Imablack reviews
Aberforth's great granddaughter has come to teach at Hogwarts. Six year old Harry Potter decides that she could be exactly what his godfather, Severus, needs. But she is already betrothed, and that's not her only problem. Sex/Violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Severus S.
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14833 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 633 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wonderful Tragic Mysterious by kilara25 reviews
A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8041 - Favs: 8,390 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 4,334 - Follows: 5,051 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Protege' by jedinemo reviews
Darth Vader has an unsettling encounter within the Imperial Palace that changes the course of Galactic history.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,921 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty reviews
In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 8,218 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Synthetic Emotions by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003