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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2735480, Profile Updated: 04-25-12
Author has written 11 stories for Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Torchwood, Thirteen Reasons Why, and Avengers.

HI!!!!!!! I'm Bellatrix Lestrange, and I killed Siruis Black!!! (JK, my friends call me Bella cuz I like Bellatrix Lestrange so much! She's epic!)

I am a HUGE nerd and I love reading. I've written a few pieces in the past, but now I can show them to the world! YAY! I really appreciate GOOD reviews, not dumb stuff like "u suck" or any junk like that. If you really have complaint, that's OK; just be nice about it.

I am a fan of Doctor Who, NCIS, Harry Potter, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Hunger Games, Fruits Basket, and Haribo candy (wait...that isn't a book - how'd it get in there?!)

House: Slytherin Blood Status: Pure Blood (Edit: House: Hufflepuff (Stupid Pottermore.))

I also have a Wizard Wrock band.

Nerdfighter and proud of it!

To any of you whose read Iron Fey: Team Ash rox! To those of you who haven't read it: READ IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a Facebook page! Go like me! https://www.facebook.com/StarbeamatNyght

Half-Bood Faery of the Summer Court!

Magical Scent: Sweet Pea Aura Color: Indigo

Peace Love Music

Thank you and enjoy my stories!!!!! :D


Quotes:

"I'm a Slytherin; what do you expect?" ~ Me, Whenever someone says "You're mean!", My Life (Randomly)

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, in one only remembers to turn on the light." ~ Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Welcome and Warning (Scene 8)

"Ninjas," she spat. "Why is everyone so obsessed with ninjas? They were never that good. And they were cowards, sneaking around in their black pajamas, stabbing people with their poisoned darts. I hate ninjas-they have no honor." ~ Aoife, Michael Scott, The Necromancer, Page 170 (Chapter 34)

"First, we're going to go find a certian cat." ~Ashalynn'darkmyr Tallyn, Julie Kagawa, Iron Queen, Page 358 (Epilogue)

“I’m BEAUTIFUL in my own way, ‘cause God makes no mistakes, I’m on the right track, baby I was born this way.” ~ Lady Gaga, Born This Way, Chorus (1:02 on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BsLd4Y060Q.)

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."~ William Shakespere (Quote for my name...ya know...StarbeamatNyght?)


Quotes from Jeff Dunham (Sometimes Inappropriate, but always funny):

"Jef-f, Dun-Ham, dot com!!" ~ Peanut

"Jeff: There's a lot of history in this city... Peanut: Translated: Old. As. Sh*t. "

"Jeff: So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Achmed: Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan!' "

"Silence! I kill you!" ~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist

"Jeff: The drive from the valley? Peanut: Was bad as h*ll! Jeff: Traffic? Peanut: Sucked like h*ll! Jeff: Drivers? Peanut: Angry as h*ll! Jeff: And you? Peanut: Were scared as h*ll! Jeff: Parking? Peanut: Sucked more like h*ll! Jeff: So? Peanut: We're in h*ll! "

"Achmed: Knock, knock. Jeff: Who's there? Achmed: Me, I kill you!"

"Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return to SA-NA-TA-ANA!' And now we're here! Thank you for bringing me! " ~ Peanut

"Jeff: I understand you guys had a good day today? Peanut: Yes we had a great day! Jose: No we did not. Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Yes Jose: No we did not have a good day. Peanut: Yes we hhhaad...a great fr*ckin' day! What? Jeff: Did you have a good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: A good day? Peanut: Yes Jose: No Peanut: Shut up Jeff: You're supposed to have taken him to the spa. Peanut: I took him to the spa! Jose: He put me in the vegetable steamer. Peanut: It's the same thing!!!"

"Peanut: Too much starbucks coffee, coffee, coffee! Jeff: You didn't have coffee before the show! Peanut: I admit it was crack. Jeff: You didn't do crack Peanut: Then you did! It feels like one of us did! Don't you do crack? Jeff: No! I'VE NEVER DONE CRACK! Peanut: Alright. I admit Jeff does not abuse drugs. He's an alcoholic."

"Holy crap! Wait, wait, come back. Let me look in there. This is Comedy Central! I can see Cartman. I can see Kenny. Oh, he just got killed." ~ Walter

"Jeff: How do you spell your name? Achmed: A - -C - -phleeemmm."

"In a weird and twisted kind of way, all five of us onstage have slept with your wife. When you're wacky and having a great time, that's me! When you're laying around thinking, "Why did I marry this broad?", that's Walter. When you're so angry you want to kill her, that's Achmed!" ~ Peanut

Jeff: What are you doing? Peanut: [exaggerated Japanese accent] Oh, speaking Japanese! Jeff: You don't know Japanese. Peanut: Yeah, I do; Toyota. Oh, Godzilla! Jeff: That's not right. Peanut: You're right; it'd be... [opens mouth and nothing comes out until after it closes] Godzilla!

Walter: Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your sh*t and get out. Have a nice day.

José: Do not drop me, Señor. Jeff: I won't drop you, José. José: I will then be José Jalapeño On The Floor. Peanut: Do a little tap dance and we got salsa! Jeff: That's terrible! Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips it's not. Jeff: Stop it! I'm sorry, José. José: It's okay. Jeff: Okay. José: I kick his *ss later. Peanut: I'll turn your *ss into guacamole! Jeff: Stop it. Peanut: I'll stir you with you're own stick! Jeff: Stop it. Peanut: [makes a stirring motion with his arm] This is the way we stir the guac! Stir the guac! Stir the guac! OLÉ!


Copy and pastes (oh, joy):

If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Mxya, Voldyismyfather, StarbeamatNyght

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you’ve your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 percent of English teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.

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If Fanfiction to you is what Myspace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, StarbeamatNyght - SLYTHERIN!,

post this if u r a music junkie

1. shuffle your ipod each time u read a question

2. type in the song that pops up

1. What is your motto?

You Kissed Me At the Dundies - All Caps

2. What do your friends think of you?

Xmas Rulz, Voldemort Droolz - Harry and the Potters

3. What do you think about most often?

Accio Hot Guy - The Butterbeer Experience (true, actually)

4. What is 2+2?

An Epic Christmas Tale, Chapter One: How the Thestrals Saved Christmas - The Mudbloods

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Happy Christmas Day - Oliver Boyd and the Rememberalls

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Christmas with my Mom and Dad - Draco and the Malfoys (What's with all of the Xmas songs?!)

7. What is your life story?

Heartbreaker - The Parselmouths (Yep...pretty much!)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

The Death Eater Tango - The Butterbeer Experience (Yea, that's pretty much it)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Schnappi, dad kleine Krokocdil (Party-Mix) - Cassy & Die Krokokids (Yeah, like I'm think about small crocodiles named Chompy when I see my crush!)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Christmas Wish - All Caps (I WISH!)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Carol of the Bells - The Bird and the Bee (If it's at Xmas time, then yeah...)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

What Kind of Name is Hermione? - The Parselmouths (YAY! The Parselmouths! My faveorite Wrock band! They're playing it at my funeral! :D Wait...do they even know what Wrock is...?)

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Porcelain Heart - Barlow Girl

14. What is your biggest secret?

Your Song - All Caps

15. What do you think of your friends?

This Is Never Going to End - The Parselmouths (Most of my friends ARE actually HP nerds like me)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Don't Unplug Me - All Caps

17. How will you die?

So Long, Farewell (Instrumental Version - No Lead Singer) - ProSound Band (Yay! I'm going to die singing goodbye!)

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

Oh! Christmas Tree - The Whomping Willows

19. What makes you laugh?

Christmas With the Weasleys (Or What You Will) - The Remus Lupins (Again with the Xmas songs!)

20. What makes you cry?

Greensleeves - World Tree

21. Will you ever get married?

Wrocking Around the Bathroom Stall - The Moaning Myrtles (Apparently not, cuz I'll be DEAD!)

22. What scares you the most?

The Nanowrimo Song - All Caps (Very true - NaNoWriMo DOES scare me!)

23. Does anyone like you?

We Let a Gryffindor In the Band - The Parselmouths (Well I AM in Slytherin!)

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Fair Fortune: A Wrock Opera - The Butterbeer Experience

25. What hurts right now?

Voldemort Fangirl - The Parselmouths (Yes, my Dark Mark is burning right now)

26. What will you post this as?

Delete You - All Caps

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, paste this into your profile.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. (*cough* tessa *cough*)

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

if two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

You say I am not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If i am not cold, then i am hot. Yeah, I know i am hot. Thanks for embracing it!:)

Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I smile because i have no idea what is going on!

I ran with scissors. AND I LIVED!!! OMG!!

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I rather be hated for who i am than be loved for who i am not.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Why are all the guys that we want to date only real in books? coughcough lukecastellan coughcough StarbeamatNyght

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!... we fucked up... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Me: Stevert, Chris 2, Summer, Dingleberry, Wierdo, etc, etc)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT (Hoshi ga Kanaderu Monogatari - very pretty)

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Trans-Siberian Fan 12, StarbeamatNyght

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i cant die, remember? I'm a vampire, DUH! )

If you are obsessed with THE ALCHEMYST SERIES copy and paste this to your profile!

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. (actually, bellatrix, mab, or the morrigan)

If You really, really, really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading the Alchemyst, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like the Alchemyst are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry, rose!)

If you have read the Alchemyst more than 28 times, copy this into your profile

If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shaneltz SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, MerAngel, Nightmare of the Day, ChannySterling, Trans-Siberian Fan 12, StarbeamatNyght

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. (The first time I made toast - I put the butter on first)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you're insane and you really don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of your friends is obssesed with a book character/movie character/actor/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

If your an immortal who wants to join Nicholas Flamel and The Twins in their journey, paste this in your profile and go write a story with you in it! (Aurore, Isabella, um, I can't think of anymore I'm writing - I'll post soon! They're all basically based on me!)

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

"Good. If I ever decide to take over to world, you can be Second in Command."- Kaity the Chameleon

"Chocolate is good, but insanity is better."- K-T (This should be law)

"It's in our nature to preserve ourselves and bring our own destruction."- Twilight the Gecko

"Odysseus:I LIKE PIE!

Helen: *skips around the battlefield* LALA LA LA LA!"-Trojan War spoofs, check it out when you can! trojianspoofrpg.wetpaint.com

If you wanna be a Death Eater, be related to one, or just want to meet one, paste this onto your profile

If you had more than one dream about Harry Potter and wished it was real when you woke up (even if it was about Death Eaters attacking and killing you) copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have debate with yourself if you love Ron or Edward more. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, then eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is laughing hysterically for an entire bus ride for no apparent reason. Crazy is when break into your friends locker just to them you've been there. Crazy is when you watch reruns of criminal minds all day long, just to make sure you know this certain piece of useless information. Crazy is when you laugh when you watch a scary movie, but are freaked out that the killer's gonna get you when it's over. Crazy is when you skip down the school halls saying in an Irish accent “I killed Sirius Black!” If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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What if? by Elycia of the Prydon Chapter reviews
A lost story from aother thread of time. What if Sophie and Josh hadn't been in the book store when Dee stole the book? What if they had visited the planetarium instead? Will there still be a way to save the world? AU. Currently on Hiatus.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sophie N., Josh N.
All Hallow's Eve by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
It was supposed to be a haunted house. Not a time-space-dimensional portal. Of course their unlucky selves got sucked straight into their favorite movie. Now they just need to make sure that they don't die. Easier said than done.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,277 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Falling In Love In A Coffee Shop by Looni Lovegood reviews
Songfic of "Falling In Love In A Coffee Shop" by Landon Pigg. Neville Longbottom wonders why he has become so attached to Madam Puttifoot's coffee shop and the quirky blond who sits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blood of the Enemy by JadedHowl reviews
6th year:Voldemort is even more powerful and Harry Potter is the one he craves to capture. Harry is surrounded by lies and secrets,can he trust anyone? Voldemort may want him dead but after discovering some vital information, he may want him alive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P.
New Hope by Esmeralda-silver Fletcher reviews
Rebecca, Rowan, Tiffany, Brittany, and Will...this is their story, their life. WARNING: this story has nothing to do with Harry Potter and Maximum Ride, I thought that these two books probably related the most to my story., Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011
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Ready or Not reviews
Rose Tackett, Amy Parker, and Kweffi Jones are three friends who discover that their parents are the Avengers. As they struggle to understand what's going on, they discover that no matter what happens, friendship will prevail... or will it? (This is based on a roleplay my friends and I did. PoV changes between Rose and Amy)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Lions and Snakes Don't Mix reviews
Harry has a little sister named Lilac who has been living with the Weasley's. Now Draco's in love with her. Should she follow her heart, or her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Draco M., OC
A Girl Named Amy
My name is Amy. I am 2 weeks away from turning 15, and I killed myself. Soon after I died, I somehow traveled in the past, watching myself being bullied. But there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012
The World of Lyra Harkness reviews
My first Torchwood ff. My name is Lyra Harkness, and this is the story my life at Torchwood. I'm just a normal teenage girl, nothing special, really. But my life is... different. Trust me, you won't believe what I've seen.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012
I Have a Facebook Page!
Title says it all.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
Voldemort's Daugher reviews
I Realize there a A LOT of these, but, hey, what the flamingos, right!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Draco M., OC
Olivia Laurell reviews
Oliva Snape and Harry Potter are connected somehow, but not a way you expect. Book/movie world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cedric D., OC
Tales of an Immortal reviews
This is for a contest for my library. It had to have an explorer, a tiara, and a snake, so I deceded to write a fan fiction. Feedback is appreciated, so then I can add or change stuff. Oh, and the story has to be under 100 words, too.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
My HP Dreams reviews
Sirusly, I have the lestrangest dreams!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011
Wands Plus Aura Equal Trouble reviews
Adeline Flamel is leaving her regular life in her San Fransico bookshop to one filled with mayhem at Hogwarts. I wonder what happens when you put an Awakended 11-year-old girl in with other kids who use wands?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011
Another Set of Twins reviews
There is another set of twins: Aurore and Juliette. Today seems like a trouble-filled day. Who will find them first?
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011