Ace Oiler
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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2735585
Author has written 12 stories for Golden Girls, and Grey's Anatomy.
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Golden Showers Bring May Flowers reviews
Blanche decides to enter the "Miss Southern Belle" beauty contest, only to discover there is a conflict with her age. A protest begins, and all hell breaks loose! Wait 'till you see Blanche's special talent. Cameo appearance by Hillary Clinton. Work of collaboration by Ace Oiler and JGD.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
When The Door Creaks Open reviews
Blanche abstracts into fantasy at the sight of her prison pen pal. Who can fill the gap? Dedicated to samanddianefan10, the best writer ever...NOT!
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013
Encyclopedia Vagina reviews
Blanche meets the love of her life...or is he? Sophia's in trouble with a loan shark, and Rose has a food fetish? Well, lot's of drama here at the Golden Girls' place.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013
Pussy Galore reviews
Pussy Galore!
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012
The Golden Girls Do North Korea reviews
The Golden Girls are in Pyongyang...feel free to comment.
Golden Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012
Crap In a Crate reviews
When Sophia brings home a crate from a Shady Pines yard sale, Pandora's box is opened!
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rose N., Blanche D. - Complete
Chillin on the ZSide
Chillin, thrillin...on the Z-side that is.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Cheesecock reviews
When Rose decides to bake some brownies, all hell breaks loose. In the end, it's a cheese-whiz surprise!
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
The Secret Stew reviews
A Secret stew is a brewing...that is, Dr. Yang has a secret plan for Izzie.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
Tea Bags
Need I say more?
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Published: 3/30/2011
Golden Daze
...and it's gonna be one helluva golden haze the morning after.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Published: 3/30/2011
Dumplings
Dumplings anyone? Get a taste of the Golden Girl's recipe.
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Published: 3/30/2011
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