Machina Ex Deus
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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2735589, Profile Updated: 08-29-11
Author has written 5 stories for Black Lagoon, Sailor Moon, Halo, Harry Potter, and Assassin's Creed.

Alrighty then.

I'm not going to bore you with my favorite movies/books/stories/food/color or any of that silly drivel that will take up a ludicrous amount of space. I'm here to write fan fiction, not my life story.

Well, I'm Mach, and I'm trying to write in my spare time because I find I have too much of it. It's a fun thing to do, and working on it get's my mind thinking. I love criticism, and will love you forever if you show me ways I can improve. I used to do some public speaking, so if I write something that sounds more like a speech than a story, Tell me! You'll get a cookie.

I'll probably be writing stories in the realm of Evangelion, Sailor Moon (Yes, I'm a guy, and I like Sailor Moon. Shut up. Yes, you. I know you're laughing. Stop it.), and Black Lagoon, with maybe some other oddities thrown in.

So, sit back and enjoy the stories, no matter how bad they may be, and who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky and write something worth reading. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.

~Machina Ex Deus


Current Projects:

In Nomine Luna, Requiescat in Pace: On Hiatus until I can figure out where the story is headed.

Update 8/29/11: INLRIP is not forgotten! I've been writing for it when I can, but I'm wanting to get ahead before I start posting. It'll be up soon, I hope.

And whatever strikes my fancy for oneshots and such.


Future Projects:

And They Called it Sparta: Might be moved into Current projects soon, but has the same problem as INLRIP. I haven't planned what's going to happen here. The oneshot was just a premise for a story with the working title HALO: Homecoming. I do want to do something with this, or see someone do something with it.

Anyone with ideas, PM me, not only will I try to use your idea, you'll also get a cameo as part of the 1st SPARTAN Legion where we can fit it. If you want to take over the idea and write it, PM me and we'll talk shop.

Project Sigma: An Evangelion Continuation fic that's been bouncing around in my head since I created the account. It was put aside in favor of INLRIP. I didn't want to do this one right off the bat, perfering to get some experience writing before I tackling the monster that is Eva, but you never know when the muse strikes me to write something like this.

Thus Fell the Silver Alliance: When working on the plan for INLRIP, I needed to get a better idea of how the Silver Millenium ended. It became a full out timeline of the Invasion of Metallia's Youma forces, and I realized that might be interesting enough for a fic, if I ever write it. It's an idea, so it's here.


Finished Projects

Bureaucratic Blues: A oneshot I wrote after reading gunman's Marriage of Chaos, a wonderful fic that I heartily recommend.

Makoto's Moment: A scene that was going to show up in INLRIP that I had wrote to cure my writer's block. It's short, but I've grown attached to it. It's been sitting on my hard drive for too long, so I put it up for y'all to enjoy. I don't think it turned out too terrible, personally.

Harry Potter and the Variability of Fate: So this was a little something that I thought up late at night. What would Harry think if he gained the memories of every life he could have lived? If every fanfic was a lifetime, and he saw and experienced them all, what would that do to our Boy-who-Lived? I like it, personally. It was fun writing a somewhat discordant stream of consciousness. I would add in sentences to paragraphs I've already written, and it would look like

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Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 683,595 - Reviews: 3442 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 764,640 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/11/2007
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 6,050 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Reign O'er Me by cts reviews
Reign O'er Me is an exploration of what might happen if Harry were able to move past the Angst and start to put his life together and prepare to cash Voldemort's chips for good. Nicholas and Perenelle Flamel leave their quiet retirement to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 390,493 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Entwined by kittikat8531 reviews
Third after CLG. Primarily R season anime. All the changes before are having effects on everything else, and everyone knows more than they let on. T for violence, etc. Please R&R. Now finished!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,060 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Time Travel Trouble by kittikat8531 reviews
So what would happen if Chibiusa went too far back the first time she used her Time Key? What once was a funny quick one-shot co-written with faecallie about the humorous -or not- events that follow, now a finished multi-chapter story. Please R&R.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,497 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall? by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Anagram of Suzumiya Kurumi by kurushi reviews
The trauma that I am talking about is that of my energetic, paranoid, manic, unstoppable mother, who taught me almost from the day of my birth about time travellers, ESPers, aliens, magicians, yakuza, vengeful gods, and sliders.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,376 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Haruhi S., Mikuru A. - Complete
Can't Let Go by kittikat8531 reviews
Usagi doesn't forget what happened in Time Travel Trouble, and she sets out to rework her new life because she just can't let go of what was. Sequel to TTT, please R&R.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
The Pact by Accusatrix reviews
Harry and Ginny make a pact that will change their lives. They just didn't know it'd be such a big change. What happens when a little drunken agreement turns into something a lot more complicated? H/G, AU, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,044 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Variability of Fate reviews
Within the moments between a moment, Harry is filled with the knowledge of the future. Every future. Every story we've written about him, every fate he's carried, everything he's ever been and ever will be. How does he handle the Variability of Fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Makoto's Moment reviews
Something happens to Makoto during a battle with Nephrite, and she finds "her old boyfriend." Oneshot. MakoXNeph.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Nephrite/Neflite - Complete
In Nomine Luna, Requiescat in Pace reviews
Usagi is given a different power than that of the Sailor Senshi. She begins the life of an Assassin, and must search for her princess in the shadows of moonlight. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
And They Called It Sparta reviews
So, everyone knows the fall of Reach, but how will we get it back?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Bureaucratic Blues reviews
Rock needs... his residency papers? The Municipal Government actually does stuff? An oneshot detailing Rock's foray into red tape. Rated T because anything Black Lagoon should be.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Rock - Complete