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Joined 02-04-11, id: 2735682, Profile Updated: 04-20-12

my likes : transformers my latest fab

Sex/gender: female

Nickname: Star

Appearance: Pale, 6.4 feet

Hair color: dirty blond

Eye color: gray with blue/green has yellow hilights

Likes: (LOVES) Starscream, sunny(sunstreker don't call him that), sides(sideswipe), prowl, weeljack, baricade, transformers Animated, all three transformers movies, jetfire, jetstorm, soundwave, jazz, frenzy, brains,scalpel/the doctor, weelie,megatron,skywarp, thundercracker, Ironhide, music, natural disasters, storms, Rollercoasters, country music, chicken, animals, nature, owls, dagger gt super car,lamborghini,Transformers Prime.

Dislikes: sunshine,sunlight,sun and well I just dont like it

Feelings nuetral: duck, ?, emotions

Favorite food: chicken, meat

Favorite drink: slushys, juce

Favorite kind of music: pop, dub-step, techno,other

Fraction: Decepticon! "ALL HALE MEGATRON!"

species: cybertoinan

sub-species: seeker

(0.0)

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee.

- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (Barricade is a mustang.

- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (Absolutely not!)

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime, (I suspect any semi truck, flames or name, to be Optimus!)

-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (Actually, I'd be like 'Yo, 'Cade, can I have your autograph?')

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.(yah id be like ooooooooooooh a satlelight i dont care what they say its soundwave)

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. (Yeah, now it's 1,000,000 times cooler!!)

-You used to hate technology and now you love it. (I have always loved technology, I just look at it a different way now)

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.(i dont see a deferince in the words someone point it out for me XD)

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.(hell yah)

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. (Or break him out and vow your eternal loyalty to him)

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.(what its not like i have anything beter to do)

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards. (I rate. 1.) Transformers 2.) Pirates of the Carribean 3.) Harry (smokes) Potter)

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (I do!!)

-You get an Autobot tattoo.(No.)

-You get a Decepticon tattoo.(Hell yes)

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise(it would be fun prank idea ^^)

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (hell yah it's my dreem to fly)

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. (Or a Decepticon! *Gets a Decepticon symbol tattood on shoulder blade and side*)

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.(why not its a good ida)

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor

-You are known as General Jazz. (General prowl is more like it XD)

-You call your gun Ironhide. (i dont have a gun i have electric wips)

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.(i wish)

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.(not gona happen)

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.(I have this problem -_-)

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(already do dont have to try)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.

-You say you are the real Prime.

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (i should try it XD)

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.

-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.

-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs. (whats to do this ;P)

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.(I call barricade!)

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.

-You covered your walls with TF pics.

-You call your computer Teletran one.

-You have the TF 2012 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2011.

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.

-You refer soda as Energon as well.

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.

-You build a model of the Ark.

-You also build a model of the Nemesis.

-You then stage battles between your two new models.

-You want to move to Iacon.

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.

-You try to do Circuit-su. - You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (or What the Frag.)

-You call your soul a spark now.

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.

-You try to build a space bridge.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You want Vector Sigma.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.

-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.

-You want every toy even if it means importing it.

-You want Takaras autograph.

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out

-You saw the movie over 25 times.

-You got you're friends obsessed with it. -You read this entire list and added to it.

-You screech every time anyone says: Dark Of The Moon.

-You can't stand when people mension Transformers, just to find out they mean the wiring.

-You ask your teacher if instead of watching chicks hatch in an incubator, if you can observe Autobot or Decepticon eggsacks. When she says no, tell her that all you have ever dreamed of is ruined.

-You constantly send letters to the Transformers franchise asking them to please, PLEASE put your OC in their up-coming movie trilogy. (Rumored)

-Whenever you hear the words "colloge" and "economy" in the same sentence, you think of Samual Witwicky.

-Whener you hear the word "Freedom", think think of Optimus Prime.

-Whenever you hear the words "Total annihilation" You think of Lord Megatron.

-Whenever you think of a cowardly, snarky jerk that you absolutely LOVE, you think of Starscream (yep)

-when you see a convertible you think its sideswipe or sunstreeker (I really do this)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr." BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alchohal!

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

(Help endangerd animals from extenshen

be autobots not decepticons all life deservies a chance)

STORYS: none at moment

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Dazzling By Your Door Wings by SilverIcy reviews
Jazz was totally obvious to Prowl's attempted courtships on him. All types of modern Praxian courtship that Prowl tried and failed. Well, It looks like a desperate times call for desperate measure. His last resort was? Seduce Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
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