If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered why Harry Potter's scar seems to move across his forehead in every movie, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think that the potrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are wondering why Lupin and Tonks seem to be together at the start of half blood prince movie AND why tonks' hair is brown, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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You say Twilight
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
My Favourite Harry Potter Character...
Fell through a curtain...
And died (-_-)
If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
Don't count the days, make the days count
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!
Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow
Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now if only I can figure out where I am..
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away...plus, you have their shoes!
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? A/N-Hehe :D
Where's the good in goodbye?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
We all smile in the same language
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!
My door is always open, so feel free to leave
Second place is the first loser
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
I am in shape...round is a shape
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.
People keeps complaining I don't listen to them...or something like that.
Intelligence has limits, stupidity deosn't.
Smile...it confuses people!
If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
Did you just call me insane? What was your first clue?
Did you really just eat my cookie?
In dog eat dog world, the best thing to do is become a cat.
What do you mean, there aren't any cookies left?!
I just broke up with someone, he said, "You'll never find someone like me again." I should hope not, I dumped him, I don't want another asshole.
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
Never go to a doctor who's office plants are dying.
Dr. :I have good news and bad news.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid.
"L'amore osserva non con gli occhi, ma con la mente."
He who laughs last didn't get it. She who laughs first needs to get her head out of the gutter.
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… .
..without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle/Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end.
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...
...Who never got to walk free...
...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...
...And who had to get killed by a curtain...
“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.” J.K
- YOUR GUY SIDE -
You love hoodies.
- YOUR GIRL SIDE -
You wear lip gloss/stick.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed. (I tend to have my computer/phone on FanFiction ssssooo...)
Total: 14 :P
1. I'm scared of clowns, even though I have never seen a real one.
2. I'm scared of seagulls, or birds that decide to fly towards your face.
3. Falling. Don't even know why cause I do a lot of crazy things.
4. Tight scaces.
If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile, add five things of your own that you're afraid of, and add your name to the list. Natsyourlord, Flower of the Desert, EcoliandDahChihuahua, xXxMidnightMoonxXx,LillithBlack,MewCuxie12, KonataIzumi1, Mitsu, Melanie Swirls, Boredom-Kills-Big-Time
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)
1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!
2. You have the movie memorized
3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper
4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"
5. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives
6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles.
Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile
98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
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