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Author has written 2 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

Name: Sarah Lilly

Age: 14

Hair: Black, blonde and natural brown (scene haircut)

Eyes: Green

Height: 5'4

Note: I am writing a new Darren Shan story with my friend again! And I hope to see it up here soon!


Darkness runs through my heart and soul. I am one with the destructive core. My eyes show no mercy to those who cross my path. I, only, will understand the pain it causes. My cruse, my gift, I will be responsible for its devastation. I am the darkness...

In my world, I see things differently than others. Black and white are color, everyone is beautiful and unique in their own way, and we are all equals. You can call me whatever you wish because half of the time you will be right. Demon, dark angel, devil spawn, shadow monster, devil child, I have heard them all before.

I like scaring people so much they wet their beds. So much that I haunt their dreams. This may sound rude but one's pain brings me pleasure. So never count on me to save you when your choking, or even help you when you got a broken leg, because I will be too weak from my gut stitching laughter to help.

I linger around for night fall and watch every present in site. When animals die I love to find out how, and wish I was there to see them die.

I will always try to prove you wrongt, and at time to time I can be anti-social, or a mute. I always speak my mind, and most of the times obey my urges. No one can stop me from being me, I will not be your favorite present under the tree as you are not mine. If you do not like what you heard feel free to leave my profile...


I pledge...

I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out

I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammer thrown about

I pledge to think of Evra whenever I see a snake

I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I make

I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg

I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg

I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool

I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal-hook shaped tool

I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill

I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill

I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo

I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew

I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map

I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap

I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath

I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath

I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then

Even in death may they be triumphant, amen...


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).
2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Opening Credits: Nikisha Reyes - So Cold

Waking Up: Lights - Face Up

First Day At School: Bullet For My Valentine - All This Things I Hate

Making Your New Best Friend: Linkin Park - Numb

Falling In Love: Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything

Breaking Up: Taio Cruz - Higher

Prom: Kesha - Blind

Graduation: Simple Plan - Promise

Life's Okay: 30H!3 (feat. Kesha) - My First Kiss

Death of a Close Friend: Katy Perry - The One That Got Away

Mental Breakdown: Bullet For My Vallentine - Tears Don't Fall

Driving: Carmell - CaremellDancing Radio Mix

Flashback: Katy Perry - California Gurls

Getting Back Together: Fireflight - Unbreakable

Birth of Child: Eve 6 - Think Twice

Wedding Scene: Linkin Park - In The End

Car Accident: LMFAO - Sexy am I Know It

Final Battle: Cascada - Everything Touvh

Death Scene: ATC - I'm in heaven (When You Kiss Me)

Funeral Song: Phath - You'll Always Be Mine

End Credits: The Killers - Somebody Told me


You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.


Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray. (has grey/gray in the middle of them)
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive. (yes and many of them are flirts)
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...

[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.

[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/green/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (yes but when Naruto games are out I spend)
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off. (demon haired children...)
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 4 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (I don't fucking swear! ;D)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu. (he's hot)
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents. (you have no idea)

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others. (as long as i like them)
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.

[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 1 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive. (all the time)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 6 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]


Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Gai
2. Suigetsu
3. Itachi
4. Sasuke
5. Naruto
6. Kakashi
7. Deidara
8. Hinata
9. Hidan
10. Orochimaru
11. Sai
12. Lee

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? No it make me sad...THEY MINE AND ONLY LOVE ME NOT OTHER MEN!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? HELL YES THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH, I'D KILL FOR HIM ALL THE TIME, I'D DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I'd murder her and the baby without Lee knowing she was pregnant

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yes, they were AWESOME! BLOOD

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NEVER!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Seven would be grossed out, and have a heart attack.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic. Itachi didn't just love his brother Sasuke, he had a strong feeling for the potty mouth akatsuki member. Will Hidan ever realize and except Itachi's feeling for him, or will he swear and never feel the same way in return. WARNING YAOI

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Highly doubt it...(GAI'S MINE)

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Explosive Feeling

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Umm...I dont know what de-flower means.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Whats het?

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? GROSS!!!! MY LOVES!!!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? OH! Sasuke! YES!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? So Cold

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Yaoi

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Would you mind if I experimented on you?

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? ...who knows

20. How emo is Seven? Well...it looks like he's wearing guyliner...


THE NARUTARD SURVEY!

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Gai, Lee, Kakashi, Naruto, Madara, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Hidan, Suigetsu, Juugo, Hinata, Shikamaru, Konohamaru, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Shino, Sai, Neji, Pein, Kakuzu, Hidan, Tobi
2. What is your favorite pairing? SasukeXoc
3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai Fan
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times? I want to
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Nothing (forever alone...)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? Deidara, or Sasuke
7. Naruhina or Kibahina? KibaHina
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? NEITHER!! MINE!!!
9. Which team is your favourite? Team Gai
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? YEAH!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh
12. Your favorite akatsuki member? Itachi or Dei-Dei
13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke? PRO PRO PRO PRO PRO PRO!!!!!!!!!!
14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers) No (Forever alone)
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No...
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, I believe he has ADHD
17. Sub or dub? Both
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti DIE BITCH!!!!
19. Tobi = annoying or funny? Funny
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes...Obito
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. which character would be best OOC? who and how? Naruto, duh
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS QUESTION!! ITS ALWAYS HELL YEAH!!!!!
26. Do you write naruto fanfics? Thats all i write...for now
27. Do you like lemons? Yes, depend who the pairing is
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? Kind of...
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No
30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh?
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? YEAH!! and proud of it!!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?" No...tear tear
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" Nope
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? YEAH!!!
35. Are you broke thanks to naruto? No...
36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? Hell no
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. Didnt draw any
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? YES ALWAYS SEXY!!!!!! GIVE ME THOSE ASS MUFFINS!!!!!
40. Do you have a naruto OC? Many
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life? HELL YEAH IT HAS


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood >D)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (but I am a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


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Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,210 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zuko, OC
Most Exalted Potentate of Love by Escher's Relativity reviews
Spencer Reid's mother once told him when you're ready, certain types of girls, the right type of girls will find you. It's only when you're ready. So, is he? Rating may change. S. Reid/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 96,129 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/1/2011 - S. Reid
Twin Avatars by BendingMetal reviews
Ever wonder how Aang managed to learn the elements so quickly? How he was able to become a fully realized Avatar at 12? Turns out, he had help. The Avatar Spirit was divided in two, a Spiritual Avatar and an Elemental Avatar. The Spiritual Avatar, his twin Ame, travels with Prince Zuko as they both struggle with destiny. Story delves deeper than series. Please Review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,465 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Zuko, OC
A Fangirl's Dream by TiaxxChan reviews
Talia and Sora are abruptly sucked into the TV and land in the Naruto Universe. NOT LIKE OTHER ONES I PROMISE! They need a way back home and Akatsuki will help in turn for a years worth of work Ita/OC Dei/Oc ItaxOc Deixoc This is a collab type deal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,889 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Rodrick Heffley Love Story by bluepixie234 reviews
I'm not really good at summaries so I hope you guys enjoy it. Rodrick/oc
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Attainment of Evangeline by MeggIsAMachine reviews
As a young woman, Evangeline falls hopelessly in love with her father's young friend, Jack Sparrow. One of his many visits turns into an adventure to find a long lost love, but can shy Evangeline withstand the fact that Jack may never feel the same for her as she aids him in his quest and can she find herself along the way? Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,085 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Snow & Sparks by roxypony reviews
EDITED AND SHORTENED. \ We touch, I feel a rush. We clutch, it isn't much but it's enough to make me wonder what's in store for us. / You stood there in front of me, just close enough to touch, close enough to hope you couldn't see what I was thinking of. ArrowxOC, some Larten/Arra, and plenty of all your favourite vampires!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,799 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Arrow
Zero Percent by JackieMarieee reviews
She's not a new girl. She's not a family friend. The two have known each other throughout high school, but don't exist out of the classes they have together. What happens when a project forces them to spend time together, outside of class?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011
Shades of Black and White by YukiNoSamurai reviews
Tsunade has negotiated assist with The Village Hidden in the Shadows. Two kunoichi appear in Konoha, sent to go on a mission with Team Kakashi. One admires the Copy Ninja above all and respects him greatly. The other has taken an interest in Sai's cold personality. Can she show Sai that he can feel? As for Sakura, jealousy is arising. KakaxOC,SaixOC,Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Sai
As If Being A Freak Wasn't Enough by Kristy Annabelle Cullens reviews
Elektra recently lost her dad after she lost her cousin, Darren. One night she goes to the Cirque Du Freak unknownly stepping into her destiny and finding a new love as well. Evra VonxOc also this is the movie version cause I haven't read the series.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Evra Von, Steve Leonard
Stranger Than You've Dreamt It by ManInAMask01 reviews
Layla Shan was normal until she and her boyfriend, Steve Leopard, went to the Crique Du Freak and she crossed paths with a vampire! However, it might not be as bad as it seems. Rated for language and almost adult themes. CrepsleyXOC Major Spoilers!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,279 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Down But Not Defeated by idmakeitbehave reviews
What was it like to trust someone? She wished that she could remember, but the past had ruined that. Would this new mystery man prove to be different, or was he like the one before him? Reid/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,145 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - S. Reid
Cirque Du Freak: The Saga of Darcy Shane by HarmonyB reviews
What if Darren Shan was a girl, Darcy Shane? What if her best friend, Steve, was obsessively in love with her? What if she grew to love the man that made her a monster? Darcy/Crepsley
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,939 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
The Vampaneze Apprentice by HatMaster reviews
We have heard about how vampires fare in the world, and their opinion on the vampaneze, but what is it really like to be. . . a Vampaneze Apprentice? Yana, a slum girl, is adopted into the dark world of the night-hunters. Please reveiw.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011
The Pretend Pasifist and the Drama Queen by CrazyinAbottle reviews
Sora and Hidan have been friends ever since they were little. Did their friendship break when Hidan left the village killing people on the way? You will find out when Kisame brings Hidan back a very angry sacrifice. HidanxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Hidan
The Horrible Life of Felicity Taylor by cumberbatchbooty reviews
You all know this one: A girl who was bullied to the point she wanted to run away, and eventually she did with Mr. Crepsley. This is Felicity Taylor's story. I can assure you that there will be plenty of plot twistiness! AU until part 2. Creps/OC Ch 18!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,427 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Now You're Gone, So Long by MagicalMemories reviews
Leah's life's a mess and it all began with her best friend's, Darren Shan's, death. It was when Steve's second chance came. It was when the most fatal mistake of her life happened.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan
Ease of Sunrise by TinyHearts reviews
"Y-You're Captain Jack Sparrow... ?" She whispered, flabbergasted. Heat rose to her cheeks, but quickly returned to ivory white. Jack grinned as he stood straight, motioning at himself, "At your service, love." JackOC Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,520 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Exceptional by angel007sherm reviews
Fletcher has a huge crush on Chyna but can he ever get over his awkwardness to tell her how he feels, especially when a regular freshmen is moving in on his territory.
A.N.T. Farm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Chyna S., Fletcher Q.
Unlikely Schedule by MyNameIsCassie reviews
Rodrick enters his senior year. Ready to practice with his band,maybe fail a year. When short 17 year old Maddie moves in next door with her mom. His mother forces Rodrick to get to know her. Will this ruin his Senior Year? RXOC T for Language, Some Alcohol and Romance.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,154 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
OFL: Darkness Rises by StayBeautiful1 reviews
BOOK TWO OF ONE FREAKISH LOVE: You and I walk a fragile line and I have known it all this time, but I never thought I'd live to see it break / Wasn't it beautiful? Running wild til' you ran out of speed, before the monsters caught up to you?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,289 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard
Someone To Save Me by idmakeitbehave reviews
Derek Morgan doesn't realize that what he really needs is someone to be there for him. He looks for a way to escape his past and finds much more when he meets Grace Stevenson. Morgan/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,372 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - D. Morgan
The Vampaneze Lady by SamDellaMente reviews
Steve Leopard is destined to be the Vampaneze Lord, but he's not the only half-vampaneze in the clan. What will happen between him and the girl who is helping to mentor him with Murlough? No exact pairing yet.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan - Complete
Savior of the Night by Tytue reviews
Same characters, same names. New Assistant. Set in a semi-parallel world where the introdution of one girl could change the course of the intended characters lives and intentions forever. But some things can't be easily changed. Read and Review!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 145,899 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
The Vampire's First Assistant by Enelya Telrunya reviews
This is a rewrite of G'night Booksie. What if Mr Crepsley had another assistant before Darren? What if she became a vampire willingly? What if she found herself developing a crush on Mr Crepsley? This is the tale of Monica Mastrelli. Rating may change
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
The Lost World by curlycue2102 reviews
After retrieving the Black Pearl in a bottle, Jack is dead-set on restoring his ship to its rightful state. However, things are complicated by a new quest and a mermaid disguised as a woman. Jack/OC. Very slightly AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,349 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Whispers by Bloodelf97 reviews
read it and find out i suck at summarys
Unwind - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011
The Fun and the Furious by whitewolf124 reviews
Everybody has a destiny or task they must fulfill and Trinity is no different. Hers, however, is a little more different than most. Warning this will be funny...hopefully
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Zuko, OC
Ryan Allen and the Boy from Loded Diper by Megan Writes Things reviews
Ryan Allen, an inspiring musician and the loner of the school, has to help Rodrick with an upcoming test. But when Rodrick asks Ryan to become Loded Diper's new manager, will she and Rodrick get close? Will she break his heart out of fear? PLEASE REVIEW!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Rodrick H. - Complete
Week of Romance by SilverRoad reviews
CeCe, Gunther, Rocky, Deuce, Ty, and Tinka all go on a week gettaway to a cabin. Love and drama is sure to follow, and maybe even friendship.
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - CeCe J., Gunther H.
Red Cutlass by PenguinPillowPetsAreAwesome reviews
Arabella Fletcher is a pirate who has tried to put her past behind her. She returns to Tortuga, where she first became interested in piracy and meets the infamous Jack Sparrow. Will Arabella give in to his suggestion of an adventure? Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Misfits Kakashi love story by Ayame8Uchiha reviews
k well u can find the pics on quizilla. the rest of the link is at the bottom just remember to type quizilla before the rest of the link! Please review the Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kakashi H.
Bookworms Love Rock and Roll Too by ChaoticLogic reviews
Essie, the bookish twin sister of the captain of the football team has had a crush on perfect Rodney Hill since she can remember. When tickets to ScreamFest put her on Roderick's radar will she forget about Rodney? Or is Roderick just playing her? RXOC
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,807 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Rodrick H.
Returning To Steve Leonard by Ronnie Ravenly reviews
This is a Steve-centric story, who will be including romance between Steve and my OCC, Annabelle. Rated "T" because of swearing and voilence.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,932 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Steve Leonard - Complete
One Rainy Day by BrookieTheVampire reviews
Ice Keller is an ordinary girl. Until she and her family - her, her mom, and her sister - are in a car crash that changes her life forever. Disclaimer- I own nothing except my OCs! -On hiatus until further notice-
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011
It all started with existentialism by GuessingGame reviews
When Reid told a joke about existentialism,nobody in the class understood except a serial killer,and a pretty redhead named Adryan Lindsay. After giving him her phone number, the two begin to date. What will happen when she becomes the target of a killer?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - S. Reid
A Girl For Jack by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
a Jack/OC fic. not sure when it's set yet, maybe after the curse of the Black Pearl... anyway, Maria Cooke joins Jack's crew on their adventures and naturally, Jack tries to woo her, but she's good at playing hard to get. stories better than summary :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Just My Imagination by CaptainSkitzoVamp reviews
Jack had known her all his life. They had grown up together until she vanished. Now, 15yrs later, what will happen when they meet each other again? Even with enemies? Jack/OC. Name likely to change. Please no Flamers. 1st Pirate fic. Read an Review XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Vancha's Journal by cumberbatchbooty reviews
Random stuff that makes up Vancha's everyday life. Extremely stupid, and generally useless, so be prepared for that. Nothing important happens at all. There's no plot. I just wrote this to pass time. But it's entertaining.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Vancha March
S-T-R-A-N-G-E! That's us! by WeCouldBeOneLight reviews
Four girls are having a sleepover when suddenly they end up in Pirates of the Caribbean! Only chaos can ensue if you know these four! Jack/OC Norry/OC Will/OC T for language!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,386 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Humans Are Food, Not Lovers by MysteryOfMyself reviews
Maia Evans is rescued from a group of drunk boys by Steve Leonard. Why did he save her? Why does he keep her trapped in his "home"? Rated M for references and future chapters.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Steve Leonard
Who Knew? by ComeAndLayYourBonesDown reviews
Who knew Greg needed a tutor? Who knew she would be pretty? Who knew Rodrick would find a girl who makes him normal? Who knew she's too young? Who knew...? Read the story then you'll know :
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
New Girl In Town by younghearts122 reviews
There is a new girl in Chicago and she has her eyes set on one special guy. Will CeCe and Rocky be able to help her out, or will this special guy have the same feelings? Rated T because I'm awesome
Shake It Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Gunther H.
Toxic Love A Deidara love Story by JasmineRiddleXAngelOfDarkness reviews
A Biploar Chick and a HyperActive blonde? An Akatsuki love story... what could happen? Rated for future chapters and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Deidara
Drum Beat of my Heart by EllaMarieMarx reviews
Jennifer Lake is the gorgeous new girl in the neighborhood, and she falls in love with Rodrick Heffley. But does he feel the same way about her?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Darren Shan's Apprentice by Cattshire reviews
A girl named Roma Purl is a new General in training, and her teacher is none other than the famous Darren Shan. But is Darren really ready for a student of his own? And is Roma ready for his crazy personality and mysterious ways?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Darren Shan
The Big V by StayBeautiful1 reviews
"I do not enjoy your company, I hope you know." He grunted, breaking the thick silence. "You're not exactly a ray of sunshine either." Eventual MikaxOC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Mika Ver Leth
The New Guy on the Block by atr0cities reviews
Rodrick's the new guy on the block and meets a girl who has met his match
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
The Newest Assistant by ferretgirlsz reviews
Second book of Maria Daniels' Chronicles. Just when life at a freak show was twisted enough, Larten makes a mistake and changes their lives forever. This change is called Darren Shan. T just in case.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
How i met Larten Crepsley by Vampiregirl811 reviews
A girl, Cynthia, age 19, unexpectadly gets turned into a vampire by a vampaneze! the man who turned her tells her to go to Larten Crepsley.What will Larten do? What will happen to Larten now that his destiny has now changes since Cynthia came?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Diary of an Average Weirdo by L.V.Owl reviews
He was a rebellious rocker and I was, well, a weirdo. There was no interaction between us until one fateful accident and a crazy chain of events that followed: super glue, a total war, and an evil project from hell! Who knew we'd be friends after it all?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2011
Abnormal Surprises Lead To Unsual Results by JUNSTER reviews
Summaries are just a typical spoiler. My story probably being one of it's first...I believe I shall leave you to your curiosity.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010
The Different Girl by MISSxMAGIC reviews
After a fire devastated her already devastated life, Cassie finds the Cirque Du Freak. Is this where she really belongs? And will her love with a snake boy blossom? EvraxOC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 72,165 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Evra Von, Darren Shan - Complete
Mutant by Music.Junkie98 reviews
Mutant. Freak. Disgusting. Animal. Monster. That was me in a nutshell. That was all I am and ever will be. Is there anything human inside? Or am I just an animal? Evra/OC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Evra Von
Story Of My Life, Right? by ferretgirlsz reviews
Maria Daniels has a normal, poor life, until Larten Crepsley enters it. Who is he? What secrets does he hold? And is an attack by a purple man named Glalda just a coincidence? Larten X OC. Warning: Slight OOCness!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Glalda - Complete
Stay With Me by CalistaSalvatoreHarlemCarlyle reviews
Looking for acceptence and love, taken in by the ex-general who she loves as a father, Temprance who is also a lycan must come to trust Darren who she bloodies, and teach him the ways of the vampire. Darren/oc Larten/Arra
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
One Freakish Love by StayBeautiful1 reviews
Ronnie is the average girl, Darren Shan WAS the average boy until he became a vampire and Ronnie was pulled into all of this chaotic mess, she's pulled between the Cique and home, and Steve Leopard shows up and comes in. This really IS complicated.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von - Complete
Vancha's Assistant by lil Minghia reviews
What if Vancha decided to take on an assistant before becoming a Prince? It's a long hard road to becoming a half vampire, as one young girl will soon find out. What will she learn along the way? Summary is likely to change as the story evolves. Vancha/OC
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Vancha March
Tastes Like Cherry Soda by CazzyDefiesLogic reviews
Rodrick Heffley doesn't like change. It's a lot of work, and it's something he'd much rather avoid than face. But where Maya Everly is concerned, things are different. In fact, it's a change that Rodrick just might enjoy.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Feelings Not Felt by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
Esther Hill somehow possesses new abilities after waking up on the day of her eighteenth birthday, and sick of the life she's currently living, she joins the Cirque! However, she may be in over her head, especially when vampires and strange new people get involved. Slightly AU.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
Touch of the Feared by Tacoko reviews
Evra Von was a nice kid. He was sweet and kind, but Ray just couldn't get over her fear of him.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,245 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Evra Von
J'adore les Serpents by OnTheWinterSolstice reviews
Kristina, a snake-obsessed 15 year old girl, visits the Cirque du Freak one night and meets the wonderful snake-boy! EvraxOC, One-Shot. dedicated to Kristinaexpression
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Evra Von - Complete
The cat girl by aireagle92 reviews
Ariella Owens always knew she was different and hide it, but after a old friend comes back will she accept her gift and a new life and hid it forever. You have to read to fine out. Rated for language in later chapters
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Evra Von
Love is Forever by TheGirlWhoNeverWas reviews
Darren and Sterling have to find their soulmates in order to keep the balance of the world in order. WHO are they? Will the be vampires like them, or two ordinary human girls?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Darren Shan, Evra Von
A Forgotton Chapter by xChocolatexMellox reviews
Darren is at the Cirque Du Freak, when an old friend of Mr Crepsleys comes to visit. Darren finds himself infatuated with her from the moment he saw the back of her head. DarrenxOC Takes place from the second book and on.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Take My Hand by Quirke reviews
Without warning, the girl looked up to meet Hibernius' eyes, and he had a sudden, extreme urge to probe further into her past. MR.TALL X OC.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2008
Ashes to Ashes by LilyHellsing reviews
Orphan Ashley loves to dance. This got her into trouble for many different reasons, some unknown to her until she meets Mr. Tall. With a horrid past, she's "thrown" into the man who is her future. Better summary inside. R&R Pairings: HTXOC, DSXLC maybe
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mr. Tall, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The New Girl by HM-Babe reviews
There's a new girl at the ninja academy. She's unlike all the other girls and both Naruto and Sasuke take notice of her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,458 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U.
A Diamond in the Rough by AlicexCullen reviews
Rowan is a young vampiress, 21 to be exact. Vanez Blane takes her in after her blooder was killed and escorts her to Vampire Mountain. Can she last through the Council without angering the Princes too much?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005
Lexi's Secret by AlicexCullen reviews
Lexi was a normal 21 yr. old, until she met Mika Ver Leth...Please keep in mind that this is my first fanfic. If you rate, I will write more!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
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Cirque Du Freak: Saga of Sarah Lovell reviews
What if Darren Shan was a girl, Sarah Lovell. When Steve and her go to the Cirque Du Freak, Sarah's life is turned upside down. And what if she fell in love with person who turned her into a monster. Different & the same as DS books. Larten/Sarah R&R plz! On permanent hiatus.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Nothing to Lose: People of The Night reviews
In the world of Vampires it's not all fun in games. Larten and Vancha drag two innocent women down with them. They're changed into Vampires learning their ways. But they soon learn that there's more to them than meets the eye LartenXOC VanchaXOC, R&R plz! On permanent Hiatus.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Vancha March