Author has written 2 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
Name: Sarah Lilly
Hair: Black, blonde and natural brown (scene haircut)
Note: I am writing a new Darren Shan story with my friend again! And I hope to see it up here soon!
Darkness runs through my heart and soul. I am one with the destructive core. My eyes show no mercy to those who cross my path. I, only, will understand the pain it causes. My cruse, my gift, I will be responsible for its devastation. I am the darkness...
In my world, I see things differently than others. Black and white are color, everyone is beautiful and unique in their own way, and we are all equals. You can call me whatever you wish because half of the time you will be right. Demon, dark angel, devil spawn, shadow monster, devil child, I have heard them all before.
I like scaring people so much they wet their beds. So much that I haunt their dreams. This may sound rude but one's pain brings me pleasure. So never count on me to save you when your choking, or even help you when you got a broken leg, because I will be too weak from my gut stitching laughter to help.
I linger around for night fall and watch every present in site. When animals die I love to find out how, and wish I was there to see them die.
I will always try to prove you wrongt, and at time to time I can be anti-social, or a mute. I always speak my mind, and most of the times obey my urges. No one can stop me from being me, I will not be your favorite present under the tree as you are not mine. If you do not like what you heard feel free to leave my profile...
I pledge to think of Darren whenever a spider creeps me out
I pledge to think of Larten whenever I see grammer thrown about
I pledge to think of Evra whenever I see a snake
I pledge to think of DesTiny for each important step I make
I pledge to think of Truska each time I shave my leg
I pledge to think of dragons each time I throw an egg
I pledge to think of Gavners pants when a guy tries to be cool
I pledge to think of RV whenever I need a metal-hook shaped tool
I pledge to think of Mika when glaring with the intention to kill
I pledge to think of Paris whenever I write fanfiction with a quill
I pledge to think of Arrow when getting that tattoo
I pledge to think of Seba each time school serves us stew
I pledge to think of Kurda whenever I need a map
I pledge to think of Steve whenever I plan a cunning trap
I pledge to think of Vancha whenever I need a bath
I pledge to think of Arra just to avoid her eternal wrath
I pledge to think of Harkat a little every now and then
Even in death may they be triumphant, amen...
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Opening Credits: Nikisha Reyes - So Cold
Waking Up: Lights - Face Up
First Day At School: Bullet For My Valentine - All This Things I Hate
Making Your New Best Friend: Linkin Park - Numb
Falling In Love: Five Finger Death Punch - Remember Everything
Breaking Up: Taio Cruz - Higher
Prom: Kesha - Blind
Graduation: Simple Plan - Promise
Life's Okay: 30H!3 (feat. Kesha) - My First Kiss
Death of a Close Friend: Katy Perry - The One That Got Away
Mental Breakdown: Bullet For My Vallentine - Tears Don't Fall
Driving: Carmell - CaremellDancing Radio Mix
Flashback: Katy Perry - California Gurls
Getting Back Together: Fireflight - Unbreakable
Birth of Child: Eve 6 - Think Twice
Wedding Scene: Linkin Park - In The End
Car Accident: LMFAO - Sexy am I Know It
Final Battle: Cascada - Everything Touvh
Death Scene: ATC - I'm in heaven (When You Kiss Me)
Funeral Song: Phath - You'll Always Be Mine
End Credits: The Killers - Somebody Told me
You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:
1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS A BANG!")
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
Copy and redo this yourself to see who you are more like
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray. (has grey/gray in the middle of them)
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5 ]
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 4 ]
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive. (yes and many of them are flirts)
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7 ]
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 6 ]
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/green/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.
[Deidara Score: 4 ]
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender. (yes but when Naruto games are out I spend)
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off. (demon haired children...)
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 4 ]
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (I don't fucking swear! ;D)
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu. (he's hot)
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[ ] - I'm very prone to accidents. (you have no idea)
[Hidan Score: 3 ]
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others. (as long as i like them)
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 1 ]
[X] - I'm always hyperactive. (all the time)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score: 6 ]
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.
[Orochimaru Score: 4]
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? No it make me sad...THEY MINE AND ONLY LOVE ME NOT OTHER MEN!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? HELL YES THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH, I'D KILL FOR HIM ALL THE TIME, I'D DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I'd murder her and the baby without Lee knowing she was pregnant
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yes, they were AWESOME! BLOOD
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NEVER!!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Seven would be grossed out, and have a heart attack.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic. Itachi didn't just love his brother Sasuke, he had a strong feeling for the potty mouth akatsuki member. Will Hidan ever realize and except Itachi's feeling for him, or will he swear and never feel the same way in return. WARNING YAOI
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Highly doubt it...(GAI'S MINE)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Explosive Feeling
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Umm...I dont know what de-flower means.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Whats het?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No...
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? GROSS!!!! MY LOVES!!!
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? OH! Sasuke! YES!
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? So Cold
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Yaoi
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Would you mind if I experimented on you?
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? ...who knows
20. How emo is Seven? Well...it looks like he's wearing guyliner...
THE NARUTARD SURVEY!
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Sasuke, Gai, Lee, Kakashi, Naruto, Madara, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Hidan, Suigetsu, Juugo, Hinata, Shikamaru, Konohamaru, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Shino, Sai, Neji, Pein, Kakuzu, Hidan, Tobi
2. What is your favorite pairing? SasukeXoc
3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai Fan
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times? I want to
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Nothing (forever alone...)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? Deidara, or Sasuke
7. Naruhina or Kibahina? KibaHina
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? NEITHER!! MINE!!!
9. Which team is your favourite? Team Gai
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? YEAH!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh
12. Your favorite akatsuki member? Itachi or Dei-Dei
13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke? PRO PRO PRO PRO PRO PRO!!!!!!!!!!
14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers) No (Forever alone)
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No...
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, I believe he has ADHD
17. Sub or dub? Both
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti DIE BITCH!!!!
19. Tobi = annoying or funny? Funny
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes...Obito
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. which character would be best OOC? who and how? Naruto, duh
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS QUESTION!! ITS ALWAYS HELL YEAH!!!!!
26. Do you write naruto fanfics? Thats all i write...for now
27. Do you like lemons? Yes, depend who the pairing is
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? Kind of...
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No
30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh?
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? YEAH!! and proud of it!!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?" No...tear tear
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" Nope
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? YEAH!!!
35. Are you broke thanks to naruto? No...
36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? Hell no
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. Didnt draw any
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? YES ALWAYS SEXY!!!!!! GIVE ME THOSE ASS MUFFINS!!!!!
40. Do you have a naruto OC? Many
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life? HELL YEAH IT HAS
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood >D)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (but I am a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
If you have any further questions you would like to ask me, or you just want to say hello. Feel free to leave me a message, and I will answer back as soon as I can.