Author has written 1 story for Eragon.
It is I Cornthedemigoddragonridingfool, or lyndsey, or corndawg, or cornpig, or just corn (I know i have a lot of names and yes there VERY HARD TO KEEP UP WITH)
COPY AND PASTES (NOT ONES THAT I THOUGHT OF BUT ABOUT ME)
If when it's just been your birthday you keep saying you're younger than you really are, copy and paste
If this is the first time you've ever copy and pasted one of these into your profile, copy and paste
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy
Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will show this to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I still laugh at myself for this...
You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!
Well, i think it is possible to touch all your teeth with your tongue, but I thought it was funny when I first saw it.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. lol
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to whoever is listening but no one is, copy this into your profile
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
I hear voices and they don't like you
Smile -- it confuses the enemy
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree or slamming a revolving door.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a trash can. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. (It truly is a blessing!)
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Prometheus gave mortals the gift of fire. Apple gave mortals the gift of iPod.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Star Wars beats Star Trek be a long shot. The Jedi would kick Captain Kirk and his crew's behinds in seconds. Copy and paste this onto you're profile if you believe me on this FACT.
OK, if you are GLAD that the Star Wars trilogy went backwards, so that we could have the surprise of Darth Vader being Luke's dad, and Leia being Luke's sister, and being able to see all the connections and the whole story in that way, please, copy and paste this on your profile! :D
If you're a Christian and proud to be, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile
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If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vise versa then copy this into your profile
I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever hurt yourself on something, got mad at it, hit/kicked it, and hurt yourself even more copy and paste this into your profile.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!
If When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.
Even when you can't sense him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your tired of boys telling you Star Wars isn't for girls, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freaking' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
If you've fallen off a trampoline due to a spaz attack copy and paste this on your profile
If paper is a safety hazard copy and paste this to your profile
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95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.
If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a clear glass door by accident and fell back, copy this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, gemini169, FreakyVampireChick, MidnightsMagic, u-know-u-love-me-kea, Madaline-Cullen,twilightzebraz, Amarwen, GraceForever, AhsokaTano141516
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
YOU MAY BE OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS IF: (from jedigal125)
... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke. (Yes)
... you've memorized the Jedi code. (Yes)
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' (Yes)
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. (YES)
... you address your teachers as "Master." (Yes)
... you have attempted to use a glow stick as a miniature weapon. (YES)
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. (YES)
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. (Yes)
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. (Yes)
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. (Yes)
... you know how to write in Aurebesh. (No)
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' (YES)
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. (YES)
... you understand any of this. (No Duh)
The Jedi Code
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
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