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Hello. Meet me, It'sFun2BCrazy. Author, reader, fanatic of things in general. I realize that if I was to delete my long pointless profile. (look down.) I would look a LOT more professional. Shucks. I can't bring myself to part with it.
While I feel I should at least pay at least a little attention to the adults that tell me people will stalk me if I put information on the internet, I can tell you a little about me.
I have 4 cats. Crazy cat lady, thats me.
I'm a ginger. WITH A SOUL. Aside from that, the stereotypes are all true.
I like to draw. Random, but true.
I LOVE MUSIC. Maybe not AS random, but still.
ChickWithBrains is my sis, but don't tell her that.
THE AVENGERS!!! . . . Are my unhealthy obsession. Actually, Marvel stuff in general.
I play soccer. We had a terrible season last year, but hey! We had Mexican bread, made up a song, and harassed fast food restaurant employees! Made for a good time if nothing else.
I do original writing that I am too embarrassed of to post on fictionpress, (I personally believe it's better than my fanfiction writing, but I wouldn't know, because I stubbornly refuse to let anyone read it.) but hope to write a novel someday.
So, YEP!!! There you go. My life that I can reveal to the internet in a nutshell.
Now go eat some nuts.
President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home.
If you've ever talked to yourself.-people really don't think your that weird when you do that
If you believe that Jesus is Lord.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace (or Facebook!).-Down with facebook! Join the revolution!
Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.
If you would die for your faith. Bring It.
If you wonder who THEY is. . . . .
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.-If they understood it they wouldn't think I was so weird. They're just jealous they don't have their own world.
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98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.
If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile-Hasn't everyone?
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile-more than once. . . .
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile-It was an accident and the time after that I was pushed off so It doesn't count.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile-I do a little more than just WANT to do it.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.-No doubt I'm even cooler than I am here.
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.-once in class we were talking about math and got onto the subject of tree octopuses, . . .How that happened I will never know.
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If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile-I live for explosions!!!
If you've tried to add yourself to your favorite authors list copy this into your profile. BTW- Its not possible :(
If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.
If you ever ran into the door, copy this into your profile-running into doors is fun :)
If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to you profile.
If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.-I didn't actually do that but I tripped UP the stairs once and figured that counted.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile
If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile
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LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile
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If you wish that a fictional character was real,(And/Or fell in love with you) copy and paste this to your profile.The part in the parentheses!!!!!!
Profile your on this paste and copy,end the at bold the saw you until said it what wondered and this read you If. Read it backwards.
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If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile-I cannot express this enough. You know that thing where Justin Bieber jumps off a building and 90% of girls are crying, 7% are inviting friends and eating popcorn and 3% push him off? Yeah, I'm in that 3%.
If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile-I don't hate it altegether but it confuses me, if a dead guy, (edward) and an alive person(Bella) have a kid, Is the kid alive or dead? And if an immortal and a mortal (still edward and bella)have a kid, is it immortal or a mortal? Fell free to explain this to me cuz I'm not figuring it out anytime soon.
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Pairings I Support
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth
Thalico- Nico and Thalia
Gruniper- Grover and Juniper
Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena
Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris
Heroes of Olympus
Jasper- Jason and Piper
All rights of the following stuff I am not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood go to . . . Buh-duh-na-na! Black-Bird-Swift
1.I am not allowed ride Chiron and call him Aslan.
2.I am not allowed run through camp screaming "FOR NARNIA!"
Whilst wielding a ball point pen at random Ares cabin members.
ball point pen of mine turns into a sword
4. No getting "Cheap Liquor" from the Dionysus Cabin
5. No accepting anything in general from the Dionysus Cabin.
6.I am not a God or a Gob.[That's Dyslexia for you]
7.I am not allowed order mortal pizza then laugh at them while they try to get through the barrier.
8.I am not allowed feed the Wood Nymphs GroFast.
9. No pretending Mrs.O'Leary is Fluffy from Harry Potter
10 No setting spiders loose in the Athena Cabin [I am not allowed do that? D]
11. No mentioning the word Percabeth.
12.I am not the reincarnation of Hercules ...Or Herculesa no matter how convinced I am or Awesome I would be.
13.I am not allowed shout "FOOD FIGHT!"In the Dining Hall even if I am convinced it would be a great new way to offer the Gods food.
14.I am not allowed give Dionysus Alcohol-Free wine. Ever. If that situation ever came up it would be a good idea to duck
15.I'm not allowed swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they they come in pretty colors.
16.I am not allowed to spray the Demeter cabin with Weed-Killer when their mad
is not Ariel from the Disney movie.
18. No Sour-Worm Fights
19. No Replacing the Weapons,FULL STOP.
singing under the influence of anything from the Dionysus cabin...Or the Hermes Cabin, Or any cabin for that matter... Who knows what the Aphrodite Cabin drink...
Norris is not a God even if the weirdly named "Percy Jackson" website says so.
are permitted. A dance-off is not a duel even if it is to Eye of The Tiger or Kung Fu Fighting
23. I am not allowed introduce Mythbusters to the Hephaestus cabin.
24.I am not allowed to preform Twilight:The Musical.
25. Truth or Dare shall never be played on Camp Half-Blood property, ever again.
26. I am not allowed leave the camp to go to any Night Club in New York
27. Nor I am not allowed start a Night Club at Camp.
28. The Demeter Cabin are not hippies they are just happy that's all.
is no Godly Sorting Hat therefore it is unacceptable to place ugly hats on newbies especially if its a child of Aphrodite's where the result is generally harmful ...for you.
30.I do not have a cult so I cannot preform human sacrifices.
31.I am not allowed breed magical creatures.
32.I am not allowed ask Nico to make me an army of the dead even if he owes me a favor
saying "Fight Fire with Fire" shouldn't be taken literally .Ever.
does not appreciate receiving "Free Hug" coupons on her birthday or any other day.
35.I am not allowed set up blind dates or arranged marriages for anyone.
all Athena children are OCD.
37.I can not cook, enough said.
more you tube. *Cries*
39. I shall not start anymore prank wars *Cries Harder*
40.I am not allowed swap Thalia's Rock music with Hannah Montannah and High School Musical.
camp does not need a hot-tub so I must stop bothering Percy about getting his Dad to hook us up with "Da Bestest Tub Eva!"
42. I am not allowed ask the Apollo cabin to recite poetry.
43. No more flirting with the Hunters of Artemis especially if your a girl.
44. I am not allowed refer to Zeus as "Da Man" or "Sparky"
45. Mistletoe is BANNED.
46. I am not allowed sneak into Poseidon cabin and permanent marker "Aqua Man" on Percy.
47. I am not allowed walk into Olympus and demand sweets on Halloween.
48. I am not allowed give human sacrifices to the Gods. Or sacrifices on general.
49. No more blasting Ke$ha around camp.
50. I more Innuendos about any Cabin and what they got last night...We all know who got what...
the popular song "Stacys Mom" I am not allowed substitute Stacy for Annabeth no matter how true or not true it is.
Lautner is not a son of Aphrodite's, Logan Lerman on the other hand is completely different matter.
53. The world is not going to end on the 21st of December on 2012.
54. I am not allowed ask Nico to raise Michael Jackson from dead for my personal enjoyment.
55. Demi Lovato is not a Demi-God. Her name is just a coincidence.
56. Toilets are not toys therefore you don't play with them.
57. The rules are not made to be broken.
58. I am not allowed start any Riots, Rebellions, Wars or Dance Party's.
60.I am not the camp's resident doctor therefore cannot diagnose people as pregnant.
61. No Hermes cabin member shall be head of the Camp newsletter .Ever Again.
62. I have no musical talents.
63. There is no "Pimp my Pegasus" ….
64. Percy is not the host of "Pimp my Pegasus"
65.I am not allowed setup a rock/heavy metal band made up of Satyrs and Wood Nymphs
66.I am not allowed set up an Animal Rescue Center in the Ares Cabin.
67.I am not allowed host Birthday Partys in the Underworld.
-0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"
60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's darn right hilarious.
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (what, just like three times??)
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.
My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune I really had no idea about that until I read this
If you just now realized that the "C" in the Chick-Fil-a logo looks like a chicken copy and paste this in your profile
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
96 of 100 girls would have an emotional breakdown if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff. 3 would be yelling at him to jump. 1 would push him off themselves. Add this if you would grab Justin Bieber and push them both off. "kill two birds with 1 stone!"
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!
Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."
You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let life wonder how you did it.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death(Hades)’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!
-dude, we lived! we're livers!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
If you've always wanted to. . . .
Go up a down escalator
-Go down an up escalator
-Unroll a whole roll of toilet paper
-Squeeze out an entire tube of toothpaste
-Try that prank where you put shaving cream on a sleeping persons hand and tickle their nose
-pull out all of the tissues in a tissue box
-smack a boy for the fun of it
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If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.
RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."