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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Gone, Alex Rider, and Avengers.

Hello. Meet me, It'sFun2BCrazy. Author, reader, fanatic of things in general. I realize that if I was to delete my long pointless profile. (look down.) I would look a LOT more professional. Shucks. I can't bring myself to part with it.

While I feel I should at least pay at least a little attention to the adults that tell me people will stalk me if I put information on the internet, I can tell you a little about me.

I have 4 cats. Crazy cat lady, thats me.

I'm a ginger. WITH A SOUL. Aside from that, the stereotypes are all true.

I like to draw. Random, but true.

I LOVE MUSIC. Maybe not AS random, but still.

ChickWithBrains is my sis, but don't tell her that.

THE AVENGERS!!! . . . Are my unhealthy obsession. Actually, Marvel stuff in general.

I play soccer. We had a terrible season last year, but hey! We had Mexican bread, made up a song, and harassed fast food restaurant employees! Made for a good time if nothing else.

I do original writing that I am too embarrassed of to post on fictionpress, (I personally believe it's better than my fanfiction writing, but I wouldn't know, because I stubbornly refuse to let anyone read it.) but hope to write a novel someday.

So, YEP!!! There you go. My life that I can reveal to the internet in a nutshell.

Now go eat some nuts.

President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.
There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. "some people" are now dead.

If you like animals and want to give a homeless one a home.

If you've ever talked to yourself.-people really don't think your that weird when you do that

If you believe that Jesus is Lord.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace (or Facebook!).-Down with facebook! Join the revolution!

Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place.

If you would die for your faith. Bring It.

If you wonder who THEY is. . . . .

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.-If they understood it they wouldn't think I was so weird. They're just jealous they don't have their own world.

If you have ever been typing and misspelled toilet copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to smack all the girls on toddlers on tiaras, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that cheese is the fifth element,copy and paste this into your profile-It is!!!!! DON'T DOUBT THE POWER OF TH CHEESE!!!!

98 of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others.

If Phineas and Ferb is the only good cartoon out there these days, copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile-Hasn't everyone?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile-more than once. . . .

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile-It was an accident and the time after that I was pushed off so It doesn't count.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile-I do a little more than just WANT to do it.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.-No doubt I'm even cooler than I am here.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile.-No comment on which part is more dominant.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profilewhat is the point of these things!!?!?!!? There melting our minds!!!

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile-Why did they take it in the first place?

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.-once in class we were talking about math and got onto the subject of tree octopuses, . . .How that happened I will never know.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile-I live for explosions!!!

If you've tried to add yourself to your favorite authors list copy this into your profile. BTW- Its not possible :(

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you ever ran into the door, copy this into your profile-running into doors is fun :)

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to you profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.-I didn't actually do that but I tripped UP the stairs once and figured that counted.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well copy this into your profile.

LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.-once I got in trouble for banging my head on a table in school, but for the life of me I can't remember why I banged my head in the first place.

If you wish that a fictional character was real,(And/Or fell in love with you) copy and paste this to your profile.The part in the parentheses!!!!!!

Profile your on this paste and copy,end the at bold the saw you until said it what wondered and this read you If. Read it backwards.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile-I cannot express this enough. You know that thing where Justin Bieber jumps off a building and 90% of girls are crying, 7% are inviting friends and eating popcorn and 3% push him off? Yeah, I'm in that 3%.

If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile-I don't hate it altegether but it confuses me, if a dead guy, (edward) and an alive person(Bella) have a kid, Is the kid alive or dead? And if an immortal and a mortal (still edward and bella)have a kid, is it immortal or a mortal? Fell free to explain this to me cuz I'm not figuring it out anytime soon.

If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'

Pairings I Support

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

Percabeth- Percy and Annabeth

Thalico- Nico and Thalia

Gruniper- Grover and Juniper

Beckalina- Beckendorf and Silena

Chrisse- Clarisse and Chris

Heroes of Olympus

Jasper- Jason and Piper


All rights of the following stuff I am not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood go to . . . Buh-duh-na-na! Black-Bird-Swift

1.I am not allowed ride Chiron and call him Aslan.

2.I am not allowed run through camp screaming "FOR NARNIA!"

Whilst wielding a ball point pen at random Ares cabin members.

ball point pen of mine turns into a sword

4. No getting "Cheap Liquor" from the Dionysus Cabin

5. No accepting anything in general from the Dionysus Cabin.

6.I am not a God or a Gob.[That's Dyslexia for you]

7.I am not allowed order mortal pizza then laugh at them while they try to get through the barrier.

8.I am not allowed feed the Wood Nymphs GroFast.

9. No pretending Mrs.O'Leary is Fluffy from Harry Potter

10 No setting spiders loose in the Athena Cabin [I am not allowed do that? D]

11. No mentioning the word Percabeth.

12.I am not the reincarnation of Hercules ...Or Herculesa no matter how convinced I am or Awesome I would be.

13.I am not allowed shout "FOOD FIGHT!"In the Dining Hall even if I am convinced it would be a great new way to offer the Gods food.

14.I am not allowed give Dionysus Alcohol-Free wine. Ever. If that situation ever came up it would be a good idea to duck

15.I'm not allowed swap the Hephaestus tools for Lego, even if they they come in pretty colors.

16.I am not allowed to spray the Demeter cabin with Weed-Killer when their mad

is not Ariel from the Disney movie.

18. No Sour-Worm Fights

19. No Replacing the Weapons,FULL STOP.

singing under the influence of anything from the Dionysus cabin...Or the Hermes Cabin, Or any cabin for that matter... Who knows what the Aphrodite Cabin drink...

Norris is not a God even if the weirdly named "Percy Jackson" website says so.

are permitted. A dance-off is not a duel even if it is to Eye of The Tiger or Kung Fu Fighting

23. I am not allowed introduce Mythbusters to the Hephaestus cabin.

24.I am not allowed to preform Twilight:The Musical.

25. Truth or Dare shall never be played on Camp Half-Blood property, ever again.

26. I am not allowed leave the camp to go to any Night Club in New York

27. Nor I am not allowed start a Night Club at Camp.

28. The Demeter Cabin are not hippies they are just happy that's all.

is no Godly Sorting Hat therefore it is unacceptable to place ugly hats on newbies especially if its a child of Aphrodite's where the result is generally harmful ...for you.

30.I do not have a cult so I cannot preform human sacrifices.

31.I am not allowed breed magical creatures.

32.I am not allowed ask Nico to make me an army of the dead even if he owes me a favor

[Nico:I DON'T!


saying "Fight Fire with Fire" shouldn't be taken literally .Ever.

does not appreciate receiving "Free Hug" coupons on her birthday or any other day.

35.I am not allowed set up blind dates or arranged marriages for anyone.

all Athena children are OCD.

37.I can not cook, enough said.

more you tube. *Cries*

39. I shall not start anymore prank wars *Cries Harder*

40.I am not allowed swap Thalia's Rock music with Hannah Montannah and High School Musical.

camp does not need a hot-tub so I must stop bothering Percy about getting his Dad to hook us up with "Da Bestest Tub Eva!"

42. I am not allowed ask the Apollo cabin to recite poetry.

43. No more flirting with the Hunters of Artemis especially if your a girl.

44. I am not allowed refer to Zeus as "Da Man" or "Sparky"

45. Mistletoe is BANNED.

46. I am not allowed sneak into Poseidon cabin and permanent marker "Aqua Man" on Percy.

47. I am not allowed walk into Olympus and demand sweets on Halloween.

48. I am not allowed give human sacrifices to the Gods. Or sacrifices on general.

49. No more blasting Ke$ha around camp.

50. I more Innuendos about any Cabin and what they got last night...We all know who got what...

the popular song "Stacys Mom" I am not allowed substitute Stacy for Annabeth no matter how true or not true it is.

Lautner is not a son of Aphrodite's, Logan Lerman on the other hand is completely different matter.

53. The world is not going to end on the 21st of December on 2012.

54. I am not allowed ask Nico to raise Michael Jackson from dead for my personal enjoyment.

55. Demi Lovato is not a Demi-God. Her name is just a coincidence.

56. Toilets are not toys therefore you don't play with them.

57. The rules are not made to be broken.

58. I am not allowed start any Riots, Rebellions, Wars or Dance Party's.

60.I am not the camp's resident doctor therefore cannot diagnose people as pregnant.

61. No Hermes cabin member shall be head of the Camp newsletter .Ever Again.

62. I have no musical talents.

63. There is no "Pimp my Pegasus" ….

64. Percy is not the host of "Pimp my Pegasus"

65.I am not allowed setup a rock/heavy metal band made up of Satyrs and Wood Nymphs

66.I am not allowed set up an Animal Rescue Center in the Ares Cabin.

67.I am not allowed host Birthday Partys in the Underworld.


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.


51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. OMG. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. When they tell you to do something, shout back "Yeah? YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!"

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's darn right hilarious.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (what, just like three times??)

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

My friends used to be simi-normal. Then they met me.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune I really had no idea about that until I read this

If you just now realized that the "C" in the Chick-Fil-a logo looks like a chicken copy and paste this in your profile


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

96 of 100 girls would have an emotional breakdown if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff. 3 would be yelling at him to jump. 1 would push him off themselves. Add this if you would grab Justin Bieber and push them both off. "kill two birds with 1 stone!"

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Adults are just kids with money.

God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, " isn't for everyone."

You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let life wonder how you did it.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death(Hades)’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

My mind works like flash and then it's gone.

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

-dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've always wanted to. . . .

Go up a down escalator

-Go down an up escalator

-Unroll a whole roll of toilet paper

-Squeeze out an entire tube of toothpaste

-Try that prank where you put shaving cream on a sleeping persons hand and tickle their nose

-pull out all of the tissues in a tissue box

-smack a boy for the fun of it

Copy and paste this onto your profile.

////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post
this on your profile
\\\\//// page if you are a ninja!

The Stairs
Tripped UP
Page if
Put This

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste.


"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."

"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."

"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."

"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."

"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"

"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"

"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"

"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

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Last One Standing by Epsilon Scorpii reviews
When Alex joins SAS camp once more as an undercover spy for SCORPIA he never thought he would regret his decision. But when he does, it's too late to back out of it. Caught between guilt, he has to decide, should he choose to betray his own friends or sacrifice his own life? Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,906 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Ian R., Wolf - Complete
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,455 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Once Bitten, Twice the Spy by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
On Alex's 'last ever mission', something terrible happens to him. Not something he will die of, but how can he live with what he has now become? Where does he go from here, now that he's no longer quite human any more?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,719 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Jam Transit Hyems (Under Refurbishment) by Welcome To Story Time reviews
Those who are following this story, we recommend you start following the rewrite. Something is actually happening there and we would hate for you to miss it. -Jean & Diana
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Caught in the fading lights by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Alex and K-Unit are captured in the Welsh mountains by none other than Scorpia, but when an old face of a once-friend-now-enemy appears they're thrown into an emotional turmoil. Is this just the beginning; a part of a bigger, more dangerous plan? And what will it cost to make it through this?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ash, Eagle, Wolf - Complete
In The Face Of Doom Trilogy:Part 3:Unexpected by Electronic Bookworm reviews
It's been two years since the battle against Kronos. Two years since Percy's death. But did he really die? Now there is a chance for Percy to come back and watch over Annabeth. Sequel to "I'm Sorry". Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,858 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
2 Lithium Hawkeye by Ezra Cross reviews
Clint and Tony whump! the two are sent on a trip to Amsterdam, but never make it so far before they are attacked mid-air. Tony must keep Clint alive, even if it means draining his ARC until he's dead. THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! SAY WA? This now officially follows the awesome story arc of the others. enjoy the changes!(109,499 readers to date!)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Dulce et Decorum by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex thought he was well out of the world of spies and soldiers, but with his friends still embroiled in the SAS, it was only a matter of time until he was sucked back in. And this time, the cost will be higher than ever before. SEQUEL to Pro Patria Mori.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub
12 Days of Christmas by BlueQueenBee reviews
It's been 3 years since Artemis recovered from the Atlantic Complex, 4 since they came back from Hybras. Everyone gets together to make a Christmas that Holly will never forget. Story was on hiatus for a while. Starting to update again.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,235 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Skipping by missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Famous Last Words by HecateA reviews
If the blood is flowing, if their breaths are weezing, and their time coming: the last words of the main Heroes of Olympus and now Percy Jackson characters to Gaia, the ones around them, and anybody else in their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Living in the Dark by HorseStar1 reviews
Order 66 has taken everything Ahsoka knew. All she has left is a little Youngling she saved, and a burning hope to survive. But living in this world Vader has created isn't easy - especially since she's restless and furious with Vader's actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,847 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Ahsoka T., Darth Vader
Beautiful Distraction by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is considered a 'dangerous person', and therefore is under the surveillance of S.H.I.E.L.D, which causes her to lie to her friends. And her life may also be in danger, and all because of a certain god of mischief. Follows 'Spaceman'
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Mist and Mystery at Calormen's Grove by MarionFitzwalter reviews
Set after the events of Prince Caspian. The Pevensie siblings return to Narnia - without an explanation as to how or why! With Caspian's aid, Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy must figure out the reason behind their return before the mystery consumes them, while struggling with the effects of being back in Narnia once more. Caspian/Susan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,622 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - [Caspian X, Susan Pevensie] - Complete
Trouble On Keyboards, With Video by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex Rider and Eagle, sitting in a chat room with nothing to do… Chapter number two: Fox joins in. Ch3: Omegle is now turning into 'Alex-Meets-K-Unit, specifically Wolf.' Now: Snake meets Alex on video chat. Updated 7/15/2012 - complete!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Lightnin Spark reviews
Previously titled What I'll Risk for You. Irene knew she couldn't escape the Professor. Sherlock knew the battle between himself and his equal would hit. Both knew they had mixed emotions, the threat of death, and a common enemy. So why fight alone?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,993 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
The Need To Know by Sagebush reviews
He wasn't looking for a way out... but somehow he found it. No slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The 30 Excuses of Loki by KatarinaKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Divided They Fall by Nilly's Issue reviews
Percy is crumbling under a severe case of PTSD after getting kidnapped and tortured for information after the war. Annabeth struggles to keep him from self-destructing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Heroes of Old by BLAMHOUSE reviews
Achilles, Hercules, Odysseus, Theseus, Perseus, and others are brought back from the dead by the gods in order to aid The Argo II in retaking Death's Doors. Will the original Heroes of Olympus aid the Modern Heroes or lead them to certain doom?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,146 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Percy J., Jason G.
Some Rich Man's Son by Writer With Sprite reviews
What if the K-Unit's thought that Alex Rider was some rich man's son was accurate? Meet Alex Blunt, son of Alan Blunt. The K-Unit thinks he's a joke, until Snake finds his scars. Will the K-Unit be able to help Alex out of his bad situation? COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Ultimate Challenge by JR660 reviews
They have all survived guns, bombs, and crazy terrorist, but can the highly trained K-unit survive when they face the ultimate challenge? To take care of a 7-year old girl. Rated T just to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011
Broken Trust by darkfang21 reviews
The flock kicked Max out because they thought she worked for the school.They were wrong.They searched for 2 years but haven't found her.When they do they find her with a new flock.Which flock will Max choose?What will Fang think of Max's new boyfriend?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
Silence Is Broken by imdftmyba reviews
K-Unit have been given a mission, get the MI6 agent being held in Carlisle, England. No other information has been included, what and who will they find. Rated T for language. Not much of it, but it's strong when used.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,344 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
Anything and Everything by Chasingtheimpossible reviews
Alex is a trainwreck, doing anything and everything he can to get out of MI6, but they won't let him go. When it begins to go too far, he gets dumped with K-unit. Can they fix him, or has Alex Rider finally gone too far? Please R & R, be nice if possible.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
If I Should Die Before I Wake by Katarina99 reviews
Alex Rider is a high level MI6 agent with no future and very little present to speak of. Ian Johnson is a well respected soldier in the SAS who's past is about to catch up to him. How far will Ian go to bury Alex and his MI6 past forever?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Light and Dark by Yendor Tyfo reviews
Anakin and Ahsoka are sent on a mission to retrieve the Darksaber. With the help of Farah Danew and Padmè Amidala, they just might. But with darkness around every corner, who can they trust? Will they complete their mission, or die trying? Clone Wars Era. Now on permanent hiatus.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Uniting Forces by PrincessMnMz reviews
When Nico sees a girl yelling at nothing in a graveyard, it starts a ball rolling that can't be stopped.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
living hell by James Blond reviews
Alex's life has become living hell from not only from MI6 but now from school. When the bulling goes to far Alex finds him self alone on the streets, trying to balance three different lives.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009
Spoils of War by pixies.rock.hard reviews
Year 2016: five years after Haven was overtaken by humans, Holly is looking for Artemis believing he could save the People. But when the truth about Fowl's loyalty comes out, Holly has to kill Artemis in order to save her race. H/A
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,577 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Live and Let Die by alyssajoy64 reviews
Alex thinks he has finally left MI6 behind, but a madman's twisted game of hide and seek soon drags him back in. With K-Unit's lives on the line, he'll have to become more than a pawn in a plot bigger than he could have ever imagined.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A World Of Fragile Things by Don't Be Such A Sour-Wolf reviews
Ahsoka always assumed that the she was invincible; she was a Jedi, but when she becomes mixed up with some of Coruscants biggest gangsters, she sees her world come crashing down around her and her life becomes a deadly game of 'Simon says'
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,857 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
A Love Unknown & A Grace Unseen by EverAfter90 reviews
She wanted a family; Narnia needed an heir. Both got the unexpected.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,398 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Caspian X, Ramandu's daughter - Complete
This is NOT what I Meant! by JustAnotherAthenaGirl reviews
Annabeth and Silena are good friends, but they live totally different lives. What would happen if they switched places? The first 2 chapters are really short but all the rest are long.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Silena B.
Torture and Trust by StarWarsRocksMySocks reviews
On a mission to Felucia, Ahsoka is captured. While she is tortured for some important information, Anakin searches the galaxy for his missing Padawan... Will Anakin find her? Will Ahsoka tell the seppies the secret she has sworn to protect? 3rd story :D
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,344 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Soul's Scars by WrittinInStone reviews
After he dies on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker undertakes a Journey to find true Redemption and become one with the Force.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,599 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Shadows Hide From Light by AliCloud reviews
... even when it shows the truth. Oneshot. slightly AU Basically Alex if he'd been forced to stay a spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Descending in the Dark by HorseStar1 reviews
Ever since Ahsoka was young, she was feisty. So when a black-cloaked figure brings her life to shambles, and her Master to his knees, where can her life take her now? When Plo rescued her, & during ROTS. Formerly Living in the Dark.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,664 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Choice by Skywindow reviews
In the midst of war, Anakin has to make one of the hardest decisions of his life: to save his wife or his padawan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,859 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker
The Life of Percy and Annabeth by Emberflame of ForestClan reviews
What happens when Percy and Annabeth get engaged and then married? Please read and review. Rated T because I'm paranoid. xD *WILL NOT BE COMPLETED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Hold Your Arms Steady by Writer With Sprite reviews
K-Unit thought they'd rescued Alex from Scorpia's grasp. They were wrong. Yassen is back for revenge – on Alex and K-Unit. Can K-Unit survive long enough to get custody of Alex again and allow him to live normally, or will Scorpia keep Alex forever? FIN
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,954 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Escape by With The What Now reviews
When Jack is killed, Alex decides to leave England. Escaping, however, may prove to be a problem when the countries' militaries decide they want to keep him under their careful watch. May include K-Unit, Tom, Sabina P and various others later
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,576 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz
Spaceman by K.D. Sparrow reviews
Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Operation: Bury Your Dead by MercurialInK reviews
On the run from every intelligence organization in the world, hunted by a traitor who's supposed to be dead, and caught in the middle of a civil war between the board members of Scorpia, Alex is pretty sure it doesn't get worse. Sequel to Red Crescent.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,071 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Instability: Revised Edition by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the aircraft carrier returning to NEST headquarters, Sam has a slight mental breakdown. NOTE: These chapters are edited, revised, and polished versions of the originals. Some things are VERY different.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,450 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Annoying the Demigods 101 by Chick With Brains reviews
Travis and Connor, the half-blood experts on being annoying, tell you how to annoy all your favorite campers. Today, Nico! Review, flame, favorite, anything! Over 100 reviews says it's probably worth reading! Thanks to all my R&Rers, you rock!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Travis S., Connor S.
Radiation? What radiation? by HungryInTheDarkForNachosLOL reviews
Set after the FAYZ, looking at how the US copes with mutant children. Yay! Surely they don't strap the starved kids down and do tests on them- that would be immoral and bad.Or would it?... No, I was right the first time, hurting kids is EVIL!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Astrid E., Caine S.
Frozen Freezer by HollyBlue2 reviews
Alex is captured and taken hostage in the cruel hands of Scorpia, but who else is there? Will K Unit find him in time? Can it ever be a happy ending for Alex Rider? Same story... just split into chapters! :D
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
In The Face Of Doom Trilogy:Part 2:I'm Sorry by Electronic Bookworm reviews
The plan to defeat Kronos is in motion. But will it work or will Percy live through it. Sequel to "Good Bye". Character death. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,185 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
In The Face Of Doom Trilogy:Part 1:Good Bye by Electronic Bookworm reviews
Percy comes up with a plan to defeat Kronos. There's a big chance that it'll kill him. But will his feelings towards Annabeth get in the way. What's worse, Annabeth is determined to know this plan of his. Percabeth. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
SoNOW Can We Throw That Toga Party? by PsychoticSushi reviews
Sequel to Why cant we have a toga party and be done with it.Our favorite friends go international:to GREECE to be exact!Romance.Hilarity.Exes.Jealousy.Bachlor/Bachelorette parties.Gods and Goddessess.And a wedding...or two.Promised a good sequel,didn't i?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,512 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Percy J.
Why not just Have A Toga Party and be Done with it by PsychoticSushi reviews
Post-Movie. A normal girl witnesses a murder. Simple enough. But with chance encounters and some revelations, well, let's just say she finds that there's more to Gods than flashy togas and ass-chasing - well, clearly there was plenty of that too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,831 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy T reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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Some Nights reviews
Oneshot. After a mission goes sour, Natasha isn't feeling very optimistic about her ledger. Tony helps change her mind. No Natasha/Tony. Slight Clintasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
What Happens When Camp Half Blood Goes Crazy reviews
Something is seriously wrong with Camp Half Blood. Chiron is going Gothic, Aphrodite girls are playing sports, Clarisse is wearing dresses.Annabeth is the only sane one left. She is desperately trying to pass on her story to you before she too loses it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,881 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Annabeth C.
The Beginning of Forever reviews
Athena always has a plan? Maybe not. I hadn't planned for this, had I? But who plans for when they die? I wished I had. But who plans what they will say with their last breath? Two shot, songfics. If I Die Young, and A Thousand Years. CrAzY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Dysfunctional Family reviews
Hermes brought a TV to the meeting of the Olympians. On it they watch the events of 9/11 fold out. This can bring a family together, even one as dysfunctional as this. In honor of the 10 year mark of 9/11 CrAzY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermes, Zeus - Complete
Not Foolproof reviews
She had a lot of names. Brandi, Erica, Amy, Drew. She had an alias for every country, every gang. But she starts to loose track of who she really is underneath all the names. Then she meets Alex Rider, who changes things, for better or for worse. CrAzY
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Don't you wish you were a freak like me reviews
And that's how the day ended. Diana and Caine did it, Brianna puked at the speed of light, and Zil remained passed out tied to a chair until someone noticed he was missing and set him loose.Just another day in paridise. One-Shot, Song Fic? Sort of. CrAzY
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Zil S. - Complete
Forget you! reviews
Which should be easy. We all know Leo has a complicated love life, and here is an example of it-in song! Leo/Khione songfic, Forget you, Celo Green. Come on, you know you wanta read it! Really, you gotta love it. R&R or else . . . . . .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Leo V., Khione
Mean reviews
Then curled her lip at Piper as if she was a week-old burrito that had just been pulled out of a Dumpster. We all know how Piper and Drew feel about each other. Here's some of our favorite moments between them-In Song! Mean by Taylor Swift Gotta love it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Piper M., Drew T. - Complete
My Heart Will Go On reviews
But she knew there was no price that she wouldn't pay to get Charlie back. She would trade her whole world just to see his face one more time. During The Last Olympian. one shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete