That's Professor Hawke
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Joined 02-05-11, id: 2737209, Profile Updated: 05-17-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Wild Arms.

I'm nobody special; just a gamer who very occasionally reads fanfiction, and even more occasionally toys with the idea of writing some. Glad to be here all the same. Also, I'm well aware that 90% of all fanfiction is complete and utter feces, with characters portrayed wildly out-of-tune with their original incarnations, with patchy writing and grammar, and with all manner of overdone examples of terrible writing that seem like fanfic-writer traditions. Although I endeavor to avoid such problems in my own writing, I acknowledge that I'm not perfect and hope some kind soul will point out when and where I screw up, if and when I do.

Thanks for visiting my profile, and have a fun day.

Account Update - May 9, 2012
The three "self-insert" stories I've recently begun, and the fourth similar story featuring an OC named Katherine, are all interconnected under the umbrella of what I'm going to call the Fadeshifter series. The summaries are below, but the current plan for the series runs something like this:

Book 1A - Mass Effect: Insertion (covers Mass Effect 1, told from the perspective of Nathan Redgrave) *IN PROGRESS*
Book 2A - Mass Effect: Assimilation (covers the time leading up to and through Mass Effect 2)
Book 3A - Mass Effect: Manifestation (covers Mass Effect 3)

Book 1B - From Beyond the Beyond (covers Dragon Age: Origins, told from the perspective of Nathan Redgrave) *IN PROGRESS*
Book 2B - What Sets You Free (covers Dragon Age: Awakening, The Golems of Amgarrak, Witch Hunt, and Dragon Age II)

Book 2C - My Very Own Crystal Legend (covers Final Fantasy XIII, told from the perspective of Nathan Redgrave) *IN PROGRESS*
Book 3C - Paradox Eternal (covers Final Fantasy XIII-2)

Book 1D - A Planet to Return To (covers Final Fantasy VII, told from the perspective of Katherine Gainsborough) *IN PROGRESS*
Book 2D - Dark Wing Rising (covers Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus)

- Active Stories:

The Whims of Fate - The Possibilities of Time, Book I. The story of an alternate history, and an alternate Naruto. With his two best friends, Sasuke Uchiha and Hinata Hyuga, by his side, Naruto Uzumaki strives to be the ideal ninja... so that he'll no longer have to worry what the villagers think of him. Born with a completely different personality from the Naruto we're familiar with, his actions would drastically change the course of history... sometimes for the better, and sometimes not so much.

Greetings from the Reverse Universe - A 'what-if' side-story companion piece to The Possibilities of Time. A space-time teleportation technique gone awry flings the Team Seven of an alternate reality--Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Hinata Hyuga--into a world and history that is both strikingly familiar and yet horribly different. Here, the red-haired Jinchuriki encounters his blonde-haired, canonical counterpart, and so begins a series of events which cause two very different histories to become inexorably entangled...

Kunoichi Legends - Mikoto Uchiha wanted a girl, and she got one. Mayumi Uchiha is a hot-blooded, foul-mouthed child prodigy and the only remaining survivor of the tragic Uchiha Clan... but avenging the deaths of her family is the farthest thing from her mind. Her ambition is a livelier one: to become Konohagakure no Sato's first female Hokage! In the meantime, a twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki, Jinchuriki of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, flees the village after the Mizuki incident and falls into the vile clutches of the evil Orochimaru, marking the beginning of the blonde Jinchuriki's descent into darkness...

Laurel Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - The Laurel Potter saga, Year One. All in all, you could say Harry Potter was lucky. Between his own sparkling personality and his innate resilience, he somehow managed to survive a decade of life with the Dursleys with minimal psychological scarring... and without accidentally causing Uncle Vernon's head to explode. But Laurel Potter, his female, alternate-timeline counterpart? She wasn't so lucky.

Mass Effect: Insertion - Fadeshifter Series, Book 1-A. Nathan Redgrave isn't his real name, but his real name ceased to matter when he found himself unceremoniously inserted into a universe that he'd previously believed to be pure fiction... the universe of Mass Effect. In truth he only enlisted with the Systems Alliance military to make a living; he'd had no intention of sticking his nose into Commander Shepard's quest to save the galaxy from the Reapers. As luck would have it, he didn't have to; Captain Anderson stuck his nose in it for him. And things only get more complicated when Nathan encounters a familiar girl on Feros... one who, like him, has mysteriously awoken to a galaxy in which she doesn't belong.

From Beyond the Beyond - Fadeshifter Series, Book 1-B. The last thing he remembers is closing his eyes inside a sleeper pod aboard the SSV Normandy. Next thing he knows, he's waking up in a dingy Denerim back-alley. And so the self-insert dance begins anew... but when Nathan Redgrave finds himself conscripted into the Grey Wardens in place of the Hero of Ferelden, the dance becomes even more lethal than before. Tasked with saving Ferelden from the darkspawn and more, can Nathan step into the shoes of a Hero and save the world... or will his interference in this timeline spell the doom of nations?

My Very Own Crystal Legend - Fadeshifter Series, Book 2-C. Nathan Redgrave was once an ordinary, unremarkable waste of space occupying a bedroom on the second floor of his mother's house in Realityland, U.S.A. Now, he's stranded in three different dimensions at once, living three distinct lives and amassing power, skill, and experience from each one. But just how did he become this bizarre interdimensional freak of nature in the first place? And how many other worlds will he mysteriously wake up in before the otherworldly force behind it all is satisfied? Follow Nathan as he bears the accursed brand of the l'Cie and fights for the future of Cocoon, of Gran Pulse... and, possibly, of all worlds that ever were.

A Planet to Return To - Fadeshifter Series, Book 1-D. Katherine Gainsborough was a high school girl of no notable talent who existed in the background and liked it that way. Now, at the request of a mysterious extradimensional being, she has willingly left her life behind and embarked on a quest to slay a sadistic spirit who toys with mortal Fadeshifters by stealing them away from their own worlds and stranding them in other realities. In order to gain the skill and power to do so, however, Kat must first survive a world and a quest a perilous as it is fantastical.

Wild ARMs 3: Second Ignition - Years after the defeat of the dream demon Beatrice, the so-called "Maxwell Gang" has fallen to pieces. Clive is dead. Gallows is missing. And only the gods know where Jet's run off to. On the run from the law for a murder she didn't commit, Virginia finds herself once more drawn into a fight for the very future of her world... but is it even possible to save a world that's out for her blood?

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The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 772,421 - Reviews: 4339 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 3,776 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Dragonborn's Keeper by Zoop reviews
Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8556 - Favs: 15,632 - Follows: 10,764 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
12 year olds as elite assassins? Yeah right! Follow Naruto and friends who just graduated at 16, as they kick butt and chew gum. *New and improved! Major overhaul, with several improvements! Mature humor; Explanation inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 141,872 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Mass Effect: Interloper by M.B.Liddle reviews
Follow the adventures of Michael Liddle as he quite literally falls into the ME universe. A self insert covering the events of the first entry of the series. Follows the story of the Normandy crew and more as they strive to save a changing galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,798 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
The Visitor by Lady Sophie of Lalaland reviews
A woman from the real world is thrown into the world of Harry Potter, and her foreknowledge of events can be used to save lives, as well as redeeming a bitter potions master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 371,763 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Severus S., OC
Who Dares, Wins by Fox Sannin's Concept Corner reviews
She was the perfect soldier. Smart, strong, skilled, deadly and charismatic were just a few of the words you could use to discribe her. This is her story. A chronicle of the life of the greatest leader Konoha has ever known: Uzumaki Naruko. FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,903 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
It's All In The Details by onthewayside reviews
Varric tries to put a positive spin on Hawke's less than valiant battle with the Arishok. FemHawke/Varric friendship.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers by MizSphinx reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
When Voldemort Meets GLaDOS by Avery Liddell reviews
Voldemort doesn't know how he turned up here, but he doesn't like the sound of that voice taunting him for being an orphan. GLaDOS realizes that humans die the same. Total crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Voldemort, GLaDOS - Complete
The Way of the Geisha by chancewriter reviews
When Hinata was kidnapped by Kumo, Hiashi could not save her and everyone thinks she died. She ends up in a very different life from the ninja she was supposed to be, but her ninja life is never far behind her. M for small lemon in Ch 18 & Epilogue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,475 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Road of Life by Dobi Boushi reviews
"All of us are wanderers on life's great journey. It's okay to change paths as often as you like – every step is progress." Red ponders the path he has taken in life and his time atop Mt. Silver. Hints of Red/Leaf, HGSS. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Crossing the Stream: A Bioware Crossover by goldenEY3 reviews
When a routine mass relay jump goes wrong, Shepard finds herself in a world where magic, dwarfs and elves exist. Can she find a way back, and can she really trust this man called Hawke?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Hawke (M) - Complete
Letters to Bethany by bamftastik reviews
Three years after their trip into the Deep Roads, Hawke attempts to explain her motivations in a series of letters to her sister.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Casework by Basser reviews
When the improbable becomes the impossible, House and team find themselves struggling to treat a mysterious boy with an equally baffling ailment. Of course we all know how appearances can be deceiving... -Detective Conan crossover-
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,950 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Shinichi K./Conan E., G. House - Complete
Last to Fall by TwilightTundra reviews
Wild ARMS 3. One shot. For all those who complain about the game's ending, this one is for you. I can make it worse. lol Warnings: Dark Humor, drug abuse, character death.
Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
The Mystery of Conan Edogawa by funvince reviews
Ran Mouri is tired of the lies and evasions. She is determined to get to the truth behind her little house guest once and for all. But is she really prepared for what she may find?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 7,784 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Jarlaxle Monologues by WroteThatOneDrizztStory reviews
Jarlaxle takes a page out of Drizzt's book and decides to make his own diary entries.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Jarlaxle, Drizzt D. - Complete
Das Wandern by Black Waltz 0 reviews
[WA3] JV. Jet Enduro is dying. Little by little, his body is beginning to shut down. This is the way that the Filgaia Sample comes to an end. Can he learn what is important to him before it is too late?
Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,226 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
The Persistance of Memory by KosagiNoLegion reviews
The war is over. Beatrice is defeated. And somewhere, a memory lost is reborn. An AU Virginia and Janus fic.
Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
My Silence by Lancetheyoung reviews
Crono reflects on his reluctance to speak. One-shot. My first story on Please read and review.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
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Wild ARMs 3: Second Ignition
Years after the defeat of the dream demon Beatrice, Filgaia's hopeful future is threatened by a new enemy and an age-old power waiting to reawaken and ravage the world once again. But can Virginia Maxwell possibly save a world that's out for her blood?
Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,087 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012
Laurel Potter and the Philosopher's Stone reviews
Laurel Potter, the Girl Who Lived: savior of the wizarding world, Hogwarts celebrity, semi-sociopath. It began with a burst of accidental magic that led to her being dragged into the magical world a year earlier than intended, and snowballed from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - OC, Tracey D.
The Whims of Fate reviews
He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,111 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Greetings from the Reverse Universe reviews
In the aftermath of Pain's attack, as Danzo moves to claim the seat of the Hokage and Sasuke Uchiha is officially branded a renegade shinobi, a space-time technique gone awry brings two Naruto Uzumakis, and two Sasuke Uchihas, together...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,020 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kunoichi Legends reviews
In the ninja world, kunoichi need to fight twice as hard as men for half as much respect. But Mayumi Uchiha won't stop at mere "respect"... she wants to be Hokage! AU, Fem!Sasuke, Dark!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.