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Joined 02-06-11, id: 2737911, Profile Updated: 05-15-12
Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey I just met you

And I know it's crazy

But here's my profile

So read is, maybe ;p

I am a proud Brit with awesome lineage from all around Asia

Name - I don't want any Kira's knowing who I truly am

Age - You will never know!

Hair Colour - Black

Eyes - Think of the Darkest shade of brown, it's darker than that! But not Black

Skin colour - Like tanned

hair style - Layers, my hair is median length, comes to my chest. My fringe/bangs is a front fringe turning into a side fringe/bangs, I cut it myself.

I am Skinny and am 5foot 3. And I am probably the most undeveloped girl of my age:L But I am young so I don't care

I am what people call and Otaku! BUT I DISAGREE! I love RPG's! My favourite's are the Final Fantasy series, Kingdom Hearts series and the Legon of Zelda series.

I love Anime an Manga and draw manga myself. I prefer drawing on paper, but I do occasionally draw on the PC. I am saving up for a tablet

My style - I don't label my style. I get called Emo/scene/punk/geek/nerd/other shite for being me. I don't care though. I know I'm not, so yeah. I prefer my hoodie and converses to a pair of heels and a dress. I don't wear skirts EVER! I like my black skinny jeans, they are my love!

Music - I am a total ROCKER! I can't stand RnB and am not a big fan of pop either.

Band I like - 30 seconds to Mars.

Bring me the Horizon

A day to remember

Falling in reverse

Escape the Fate

Foo Fighters



Black Veil Brides

My Chemical Romance

I listen to other bands but they're my favourite.

Pet peeves - Although I make loads of mistakes too, simple grammatical errors like not knowing 'you're' from 'your' and 'their', 'there' and 'they're'.

When people see Britain as England. It's like seriously, are Scotland and Whales Canada now? (Hetalia fans will get it. I don't mean to offend any Canadians, it's a joke from an anime... an AWESOME anime that you must watch if you haven't)

When people flame you. There's a fine line between constructive criticism and just being downright rude.

When people think that the Union Jack is England's flag. It's like saying the Star Spangled Banner is Colorado's or Texas's flag. (I have a teacher from Texas who will kill anyone who doesn't know the difference)

Anyway here are some more info about me in list form, enjoy :) -

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Best fruking years of my life!

I. . .

Eat like America
Am an Otaku like Japan
Am as cowardly as Italy
Curse like Romano(sailor's mouth eheheh)
Am as hard headed as England
Am as Awesome as Prussia
Am as perverted as France
Am as musical as Austria
Am as innocent as Liechtenstein(I lost my innocence on the first lesson of Sex Ed!)
Am as quiet as Canada
Sleep like Greece
Am mysterious as Holy Rome
Am a chick like China
Am psychotic like Russia
Am as stoic as Germany(Probably not as much as Germany)
Wish I had an ass like Spain's(seriously who doesn't?)
Am as violent as Switzerland(I am not responsible for what happens to the faces of people who piss me off)
Am as manly as Hungary
As loud as Denmark (Once you get to know me... HELL BREAKS LOOSE)
As optimistic as Sealand
As short as Latvia
As smart as Estonia(Maybe no AS smart as him, but I get pretty good grades)
Am as aloof as the Netherlands

I am a Hetalia Fan!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. Haha boy is this wrong about me
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. Just saying, but who doesn't??
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Is it bad that I'm most defensive when it comes to anime guys I like?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I lived in England for my whole life exept the first 18 months.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a girl LOL
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.

GRRR at stereotypes!

getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Animes I've watched -








Tokyo Mew Mew

Maria Holic

Full Metal Alchemist


Bakugan (i liked the first series but the rest was a bor)

Death Note

Sailor Moon



Yugioh Movies

Pokemon Movies

Shamen King



Yugioh gx

Yugioh 5D's

Beyblade Metal Fusion

Pretty Cure (all of them)

Yugioh season 0

Ouran High School Host Club

Soul Eater

Shugo Chara

Howl's Moving Castle

Princess Mononoke

My Neighbor Totoro

I've watched more but can't remember them

Fave Games -

Final Fantasy XIII

Final Fantasy XII

Final Fantasy XI

Final Fantasy VII

Final Fantasy X

Final Fantasy X-2

Final Fantasy IX


Kingdom Hearts games

Legend of Zelda games

Persona series

Pokemon Games

Assassins Creed

Ratchet and Clank

Mario games

Sonic Games

There the ones I can remember playing

People I ship -

USUK (Oh look another USUK shipper)

AustriaXHungaryXPrussia (I do like my threesomes)

LithuaniaXPolandXHungary (See what I mean)

LietPol (They are my OTP)





LiliXVashXRoderich (more threesomes)

LiliXVashXRoderichXLizXGilbert (seriously, I love this group, you probably think I'm crazy)

Bad Touch Trio





NorIce (ehehe incest)











NorIce (I know it's incest, but, but, I like it *shot*)



LenXRin (I don't see them as twins)



I know my ships are boring and that you see them everywhere, but, but I liek them


Ships I can't stand (I'm not bashing, this is just my opinion)

FrUK (Sorry but I could never ship my country with a country we've hated for so long)

Pranada (I don't see how this works)



NorwayXDenmark (Just no... sorry)

I think that's it really... but hey, The Hetalia Fandom is forever growing .

Family relationships I like

Germany and Prussia

England and America

Italy and Romano

Spain and Romano

Sweden, Finland and Sealand (probs my fav actually)

Austria, Hungary and Chibitalia

The Asian Families (China Japan Hong Kong etc, India Pakistan Bangladesh etc etc)

China, England and Hong Kong (actually, this is my favourite)

Switzerland and Liechtenstein

F.A.C.E Family (one of my favourites)

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you think Bakura's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when people review, but only leave something like, 'great story!' or 'update', copy and past this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans:Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.
Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans
: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and receive many awkward stares XD)

Put this
on your profile
if you support
(meaning not GX or 5D!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

"In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "colored people aren't allowed here." the black man said...

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me colored? Paste this on your file if your against racism.

...B... Put this
...A... On your
...K... Page
...U... If you're
...R... A fan of
...A... Bakura!
...!!... It shows you care! :) (I'm more of an obsessive fangirl XD)

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are a YGOTAS fan put this on your profile

If you love Bakura with all your heart put this on your profile

If you think LK is amazing put this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back.

Crazy is when you walk around town with a leprechaun hat on your head eating minstrels and singing 'Tragedy'.

Crazy is when your driving up the road, your favorite song comes on, and you start screaming your favorite parts at random people driving up the road next to you.

Crazy is when you perfect your evil laugh and instigate it at random moments of the day for no particular reason.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-they say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, I'm a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemorrhoids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide(my personal favorite)
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!)
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder
-"everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have skittles!

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!)
-the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go."

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?"

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!!


You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this on your profile.

Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree (As much as I agree with this, I just can't help but love Bakur/Ryou's voice!)

If you are in la-la land most of the time, copy and post this into your profile.

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile (I'm definately proud of it.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I do that for more than five minutes)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (uh okay :S)

If you are so obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a Yami Bakura/Thief King Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ever wonder...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

I am a fangirl of






HOPE ESTHIEM! Ffinal Fantasy XIII)


Cloud (Final Fantasy VII)

Prince Noctis Lucis Caelum (Final Fantasy Versus XIII)

Hitachiin Twins (Kour and Hikaru (Ouran High School Host Club)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Len Kagamine (Vocaloids)

Mello (Death Note)

L (Death Note)


Nine Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "Life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

12) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

15) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

25) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

26) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

27) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

28) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

29) I will not lick Trevor.

30) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

31) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

32) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

33) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

34) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

35) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

36) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat.
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%

You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you -

1) Think all villians are hot

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami

4) Want a trench coat

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity

6) Think Tans are super sexy

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best (I love mine)

11) Would go gay for some characters

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series

14) You think genders don't matter anymore

15) CROSSDRESS (YEP always)

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan

18) You are a fangirl/boy

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh

21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22) You often quote characters

23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh

24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect

25) You think men that were crop top are awesome!

25) You have either a dragon, accult, egyption and/or dice fetish!

26) You love your friends!

27) You can quote most episodes

28) You'd love to go to Egypt

29) Your answer to everything- Shut up _

30) You have spent hours looking for millenium items

31) You own a millenium item (Yeah i do, The Millenium Ring)

32) If you own a millenium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over

33) You think owning a yami is perfectly normal

34) You know all/most of the shipping

35) You can easily name couples and the shipping names

36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37) You often dress like a character (I dress like Ryou, I own about 100 blue and white stripped topsXD)

38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!

39) You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday

40) You own a creepy doll/teddy (Yep, just like Dark Necrofear's!)

41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE!

42) You wear your school blazer as a cape

43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!"

44) You have a background song!

45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes finally I have perefected Yugi's hair!"

46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you

47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut!

48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (Bakura fangirl XD)

49) You treat that character like he/she is real

50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!

51) You know the dangers of glomping

52) You think LK is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein anyday!

53) whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..."

54) When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage!

55) You refere to your brother as Ni-San

Are you just the kind of person who just loves anime a little TOO much? Well... to find out if you REALLY are obsessed with anime, see if most of the things in this list describes you.

1.) You start naming your screen name and usernames with anything related to anime.

2.) You like to say famous lines of anime characters frequently.

3.) You surf for hours around the net looking for anime sites.

4.) You make a site or shrine of your favorite character or favorite anime show.

5.) You decide to or want to name your children after your fav anime characters.

6.) You try learning how to draw your fav anime characters, even if your bad at drawing.

7.) You love to doodle or make sketches of anime characters in your notebook when your in school or when you're bored.

8.) Your friends all know you LOVE anime.

9.) You try to immitate an anime character you are obsessed with.

10.) You dress as one of your fav anime characters for Halloween.

11.) You made the costume yourself.

12.) You don't think falling in love with a cartoon/anime character is crazy, but your friends and family members do.

13.) You love collecting MANY pictures of all your fav anime and fav characters.

14.) You try buying every merchandise you can of your fav anime, no matter what the cost is.

15.) You don't mind if you watch an anime you like in a diffrent language or with no subtitles. You would just say, " Who cares!!! It's ANIME!!"

16.) You cry or get really upset when your fav character dies or gets badly hurt.

17.) If you think there's no such thing as TOO much anime, because you think it only gets better and better.

18.) You dedicate something to your favorite anime character.

19.) You dream about anime-related things.

20.) You start to argue with people who hate anime or who think it's trash, because to you it's the best or one of the best things that came into your life.

21.) You want to plan a trip to Japan just to check out and get Anime Stuff, even though you know they are very expensive.

22.) You think about anime-related things at least twice or more a day.

23.) You can't imagine how your life would be WITHOUT anime. o_o

24.) Your hard drive is practically all filled up with all sorts of anime stuff, like mp3s, pictures, wallpaper, skins, etc.

25.) You always tell your friend that someone nearby is wearing an anime shirt and get them to look at it.

26.) You can't go through a day without taking a glimpse of something that has to do with anime.

27.) You take a picture of your fav anime character to a hair styler and ask them if they can make your hair like that.

28.) You try learning how to play your favorite anime song on piano or any instrument.

29.) You try to save up ALL your money so you can buy anime toys, DVDs, CDs, video tapes and etc.

30.) You like this site, cuz it is based on anime. _

31.) You stay up in the wee hours updating your anime site or surf the web for them.

32.) You want to learn Japanese so you can listen and understand what the characters are saying without reading subtitles.

33.) You are inspired by the people who created and drew the animations.

34.) Your room is filled with MANY anime pictures, and you still continue adding more on.

35.) You want to or have named your pet after your favorite anime character.

36.) You would frequently try to find someone out there in the real world who resembles your fav anime character in some way.

37.) You start to only have interest in guys/girls that look close to or act like your fav anime character.

38.) You start to treat your fav anime characters as if they were real people. (even more than real celebrities)

39.) You think you are or don't mind being called an "Anime Freak".

40.) Anything you recieve for your birthday or for any special holiday, you expect to get something anime-related.

41.) You are up to date with the new anime shows coming out.

42.) You try convincing your friends or whoever doesn't like anime that it is the BEST animation ever compared to Amercian cartoons.

43.) You would go in shock if someone doesn't know what "Anime" is.

44.) You imagine if there is someone that acts like and resembles your fav anime character in real life.

45.) The main reason you go to stores that have videos and DVDs is so you can check out the anime selections there.

46.) You think I'm a REAL "Anime Freak" right now, because I have more than 46 things on this list. _

47.) You like to read or write many fanfics of your fav anime or characters.

48.) You have a site dedicated to Anime.

49.) People are trying to STOP you from being so "into" anime.

50.) You don't think you can really be obsessed with anything else as much as you do with Anime.

51.) Anime is one of your hobbies or your main interests.

52.) The people you draw seem to always appear "anime style" because you have practiced too much at drawing your fav anime characters.

53.) You're starting to listen to Japanese or Anime music even though you don't fully understand what they are singing, but you enjoy and are obsessed with them anyways.

54.) You look up for English translations to the Japanese songs.

55.) You listen to Japanese or Anime music more than you do with English.

56.) Your starting to have more interest in the Japanese culture than your own.

57.) You are starting to have more interest in Japanese bands and singers than American.

58.) You would cheer whenever your fav anime character does something awsome or kills someone annoying.

59.) You would only date people who likes anime almost as much as you do.

60.) You would swoon over a cute anime guy/girl or bishounen/bishoujo.

61.) You think anime brings "spice" to a conversation. >_>

62.) You think about putting anime stuff on your bookbag and wear anime shirts to show people that you are a fan of Anime.

63.) You buy a Japanese/English dictionary.

64.) You think about Anime when you're bored or in school.

65.) You get upset or feel regretful for missing an interesting episode of your fav anime show.

66.) You buy or tryto buy the whole complete set of episodes of your fav anime show on TV.

67.) You have or want to create your own manga or anime show with your own story, characters and all.

68.) You think that you will still like anime even when you are an adult or forever!

69.) You are also obsessed with manga, because most anime originates from them.

70.) You watch your fav anime show from beginning to the end of the series more than once or twice, without getting bored of it.

71.) More than 50% of your life consists of Anime.

72.) Your fav video games have anime-related art in them or are made by a Japanese company.

73.) You are starting to eat foods that your fav anime character eats, even if you originally didn't know about it or like it.

74.) You have dreams about buying something anime-related. o_O

75.) You wish your fav anime character was a real person.

76.) You think anime is the "future" in the world of animation and cartoons. >_>

77.) Your obsesseion with anime has got you obsessed with the Japanese culture. >_>

78.) You now even make your own Japanese food or have tried.

79.) You eat Japanese food frequently.

80.) You buy more Japanese imported goods than you do with domestic goods.

You know you're obsessed with Ouran High School Host Club
when . . .

-You go to the mall to see if any tall, dark-haired wearing glasses boy is asleep on a pole.

-If one is, you scream "KYOUYA" in his ear. (A/N: guilty...")

-You start comparing every idiotic person you know to Tamaki.

-You want to go to Tokyo so you can stalk the Host Club.

-You want to be a cross-dresser.

-You freak out every time you see a limousine

-You are obsessed with cake and martial arts at the same time.

-Whenever you hear the words "Eight million," you immediately think of Haruhi and her Eight-million-yen debt.

-You have tried to follow/calculate Haruhi's debt throughout the series.

-Whenever someone lectures you, you imitate Haruhi, trying to think of a word to describe them, then shout 'Obnoxious' when they ask you why you are not paying attention.'

-Suddenly, your parents aren't all that cold-hearted.

-Whenever you see a fancy bridge, you say/think "Tamaki really should have kissed her."

-You want to become a doctor/lawyer/fashion designer.

-You can quote your favorite line of the series in Japanese.

-You now write almost every thing down in a black notebook

-You plant mushrooms in your storage rooms.

-Whenever there's an awkward silence, you turn to one of your friends and tell her that, because she didn't entertain you, Haruhi's debt is now tripled.

-And she believes you.

-If there are male identical twins at your school, you try to make them into Hikaru and Kaoru.

-You've tried to make a host club at your school . . . but failed miserably.

-If you've got red hair, you try to prove that you are the twins' long-lost sister.

-You've tried to blend into a corner.

-Whenever you're alone, you fantasize about OHSHC.

-You don't think that guys at your school is all that hot any longer.

-Whenever you see a giant mansion by the beach, you want to see if the Host Club is inside.

-If there's a large cliff near the ocean, you will sit on the edge of it and wait for the Host Club members.

-You automatically call every annoying person that you know either Tamaki or Renge in your mind.

-You have gone from someone who curses a lot to someone who speaks very formally.

-You want to plant a Sakura tree in your backyard.

-You have a stuffed pink bunny.

-You now like tea.

-You compare every couple you see to your favorite OHSHC couple.

-You categorize everyone you meet into 6 types: Prince, Cool, Wild, Little Kid, Devilish, and Natural.

-You can quote your favorite scenes from the anime in Japanese, and including the Ouran box.

-Everyone in your group has an OHSHC nickname

You Know you've read to much Harry Potter when..

You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!!

:sniffs:You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!! (I have!!!)You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad.Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.You try every day to get people to move in pictures.You have a wand that you use a lot.Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and penpals (me!) and recommend the books to relatives who are weirder than you.Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.Your friends wonder where you got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." :sniffs: They laughed at it the first ten times you said it. :sniffs: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling. (NYA HA HA I LIVE IN ENGLAND)You write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and you used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"You constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.You go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! :grumbles: When I'm not in trouble)You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.Your desk area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)You made you parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books.You try to make your eighteen year old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.You keep going to search engines, trying to find more fan sites.You don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))You want a prequel!!!You want more than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)You wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard by J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)You get excited by any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.You saw the movie "The Haunting" & said flat out that the house was Hogwarts.You got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)You thought a place you went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.You say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.You have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.You have a mirror you call "Erised."You beg your parents to get you an owl.You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.You constantly quote characters.You bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (:grins sheepishly:)You wear black robes and pointed hats.You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.Your attemps to try to fly have gotten you hurt and special appointments . . . :-)You try to make the Polyjuice Potion.You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)You get a diary and never write in it.You are slightly amused by me. :-)Your language arts/English teacher hands you a Harry Potter poster, when, though you hadn't asked, you were about to . . . (ME!)You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else.You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; you get the idea . . .You automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (:looks around innocently, then raises her hand:)You tell adults that they have to read the books and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)You dress up as a witch or wizard for Halloween to show off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)You break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)You say that despite the fight, you and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid singing egg."You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language. (:grins:)Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (:refrains from screaming:)You scare reporters by sending them fan mail for doing a blurb about Harry.You and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon you find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).You are an avid fan fiction writer/reader.Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.Your friends refer to you as "that Harry Potter maniac."You can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).You meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.You enter every Harry Potter contest available.You start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the next book is going to take longer to come out than you think it should!You actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.You beg your chemistry teacher to help you make a "potion" and s/he tells you to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by you any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).You find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.People at school call/know you by your Harry Potter screenname.Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.

You know your obsessed with Dr Who -

Doctor Who occupies your mind constantly no matter what you're doing.

You knock on a door 4 times, just to let your brother know that dinner is ready.

When you're walking in the street with headphones on and you spot that your shadow resembles the figure of a Cyberman.

You purchase the specials box set and think it's the most wonderful thing in the world but you'll probably scarcely watch it.

When you're walking in the street and you suddenly "eeeek" when you notice that you're casting 2 shadows.

You've been working for the past 3 years on and off on your Doctor accent for 9 and 10.

You attempt to copy all your favourite quotes from the series in all the right accents.

When you go to work in an old empty semi-used building with only a batch of mailers to work with - and you start checking for Weeping Angels.

You look in the Sky and check for the following

ToclafanePlanets in the SkyThat the Stars aren't going outThe off chance The TARDIS is flying in the air

When you simply won't hear any negative opinions about anything Doctor Who related... ever!!!

You have Doctor Who music constantly on your mp3 player.

You have Doctor Who music constantly on your computer.

You tap your fingers to the Masters Rythm of the "Sound of Drums".

You have Doctor Who music constantly running in your head.

You make lists like this.

You know you're a Final Fantasy fan when...

You've seriously contemplated calling your children Cloud or Rinoa

You probably wouldn't know roman numerals without the Final Fantasy games

You mock your girlfriend for crying at girly movies but secretly cried like a child when Zack died in Crisis Core

You know who The Black Mages are

You've ever thought or hummed the Final Fantasy victory theme when you've just acheived something

You genuinely wonder what it would be like to ride on a chocobo...

...And maybe even what one would taste like!

You consider "Your hair looks like a chocobo!" to be a suitable way of saying that someone needs a hairbrush

The words "Esuna", "Elixir" and "Mega Phoenix" have a meaning to you

You're fully aware that Final Fantasy X-2 is an exercise in perving on video-game girls... but you love it anyway

You've had to explain things from Advent Children to non-fans

You've sat and wondered why Vincent Valentine doesn't burn in the sun if he's a vampire...

...And then wikipediaed it to see

You know the last names of all the main characters in FFVII

You hated the first Final Fantasy film, but it's in your film collection for posterity

You consider Sephiroth to be the ultimate bad guy EVER - and wonder what he'd be like as a bad guy in non-Final Fantasy games

You wish your pet was a cactuar

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weap like a little girl

] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support

] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

] When you start squealing in geography class

] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. World Dancing" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod (AN: I currently have twenty-two!)

] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

] You think Maru Kaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As shstantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you think anything is not right with my profile (wrong info, mistakes etc) than PM me, I'd be very grateful!e walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.


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Sex Ed by xElementFivex reviews
The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.
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After the Fall by NobodyAtAll reviews
What happens to the Malfoys immediately following the Dark Lord's demise? Follow as they struggle to avoid imprisonment and to reclaim what's left of their lives. Lucius, Narcissa, Draco - End of TDH and after. Some later chapters rated M.
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Notes about Random by LittleGreenPuppy reviews
The gang gets bored in class. What do they do about it? Pass notes. YY/Y YB/R YM/M S/J YAOI! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
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New Dreams by Yuxume reviews
It's been nine years since the group saved the world. Things have finally gotten back to normal... Yet, somethings have also changed. Not only has Serah and Snow settled down, but so has Lightning and Hope. How will these families cope with new lives?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,392 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Lightning, Hope
Inner Conflicts by Yuxume reviews
Seven years apart, with the girl older than the boy. Many don't look upon this with favor, not even Lightning and Hope, the pair in question. Yet, eventually they must acknowledge their feelings for one another. T for language.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,489 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Hope, Lightning
The Little Things by Armontentia reviews
Our favourite and not-so-favourite characters discover Facebook - grab the popcorn! :3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort, Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
BB Revived by Misora-Massacre reviews
After Light lost his memories of the Death Note, Ryuk wasn't needed. The shinigami, bored yet again, helps notorious serial killer Beyond Birthday after his revival.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - BB, L - Complete
How To Write Amazingly Popular Fanficiton by Gen Duruk reviews
From the people who brought you 'The Human Whose Name is Written in This Fanfiction', comes a tale like no other. One bored teenager embarks on a quest to create a guide for something useless. Fanfiction.
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The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
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This Isn't Love reviews
Toris was a lonely boy with a dad who never truly loved him. Feliks was a lonely boy who's dad had secrets that would be better kept that way. When Toris meets Feliks, he never would have thought that he would be the answer to his problems. LietPol. RnR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Lithuania, Poland
Arthur rabbit's younger brother reviews
The doujin said in America'sPOV.Arthur rabbit it all alone in the forest and has but one wish. When he gets a new brother he promises to look after him.But Arthur's brother grows up and is no longer 'little'.Left alone and abused what will his brother do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
YuGiOh Facebook reviews
The title says it all
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Letter to the Dead reviews
These are letters from characters to dead loved ones. Just saying how they are and what they are up too. Letters to Fred, Sirius, Tonks, Lupin etc. Please read. Thankyou
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011
Ask the Bakura's! reviews
Do you have questions that your just dying to ask 1 or more of the lovely Bakura's? Well here's your chance! T for safety.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,864 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura