I am currently co-writing a story! With ilovenutella99! They're one of the most awesome Fanfictioners. :D

Team Shadow is also one of the most awesome Fanfictioners!

Same with Mothstar!

And C. Lizzy!

And wadsworth28!

:D

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die.

ON JULY 12th I AM STARTING A BLACKOUT FOR SYOTS!!!!!! THESE STORYS ARE BEING dELETED AND ON THIS DATE NO ONE SHALl LOG ON, READ STORIES, OR REVEIW. THE MORE PEOPLE WE GET TO PARTICIPATE, THE MORE SEROISILY THE FANFICTION PEOPLE WILL TAKE US!!!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO P.M ME!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!

Please see The future Mrs Gail Mellark for details.

THINGS I LIKE:

wadsworth28

Mothstar

ilovenutella99

Nutella

Taylor Swift

Bouncy Balls (Don't ask, obsession with one of my best friends)

Tiny Plastic Monkeys (Again, don't ask.)

Little Purses

Swimming

Disney

Elmo (Again, don't ask, obsession with a different friend)

Smiley faces :)

The internet

Nice people

My crushes :)

Text from Dog

Water

Kicking things

Dance Moms

Baton Twirling

Cheer Perfection

Throwing things

My friends, family, and pets

Babies

Lady Antubellum

Platypus Ninjas

Soda

Candy

Fanfiction

Facebook

My two friends from Dance, a 3 year old, and a 4th grader, lol

the lol thing

Kindle Fires :D

the @ sign (dont ask, please)

Hunger Games

When my friends and I play The Hunger Games at recess and I get to Foxface them.

Cuppycakes!

Ice Cubes

Webkinz

Chicago

Ohio :D (my home)

My tiny apartment

Chloe Lukisiak

Brooke Hyland

Nia Frazier

Mackenzie Ziegler

Kendall Vertes

Christi Lukisiak

Kelly Hyland

Holly Frazier

Good Luck Charlie

Brave, the movie

Glitter

Sparkly things

shoes

My awesome cat who makes fun of me when I try to walk in 6" heels (if you want the story, PM me)

ipiccy

gimp

pizap

air hockey

Josh Hyland

Butterflies

drawing

singing

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Around the world in 80 plates

Maddie Ziegler

Melissa Ziegler

Jill Vertes

THINGS I DON'T LIKE:

Justin Beiber AKA Just a Beaver

Rebecca Black

One Direction

Spongebob

People who hate Phineas and Ferb

Bullies

blood

gore

NOW PUT THE SEVENTH THING YOU LIKE AND THE FIFTH THING YOU DON'T LIKE AND PUT IT AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PROFILE.

QUOTES:

Steph, also known on Fanfiction as wadsworth28: I DO NOT LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER!

Me: I didn't say that. I said Justin BEIER! No B!

Steph: ...

Me: I have the hiccups.

Mom: Pancake ops?

Me: No, Hiccups!

Mom: Oh.

Me: He flipped upside down off of it. I jumped on it, and failed. We're pathetic.

My Awesome Aunt: I could see that happening.

Me: Yea, so could I.

Us, in the pool, talking about this dolphin thing that you're supposed to ride on.

Me: He was all up in her face. It was awesome.

Me, talking about my Aunt's cat, when mom and I were taking a nap.

Me: Why are you all Britishy all of the sudden?

Mom: Mums. The flowers.

Me: Oh. And how could fireworks look like Mums, anyway?

Mom: The flowers. They look like the fireworks.

Me: Yea, but I know, Mums.

Mom: THE FLOWERS.

Me: Oh for the love of Funyuns! Moms.

Mom: Oh.

Me: I didn't realise I had to translate British for you.

Me: We're pathetic!

Steph, my best friend: I know, right! We're gonna get kicked out before the movie starts!

Me: Oh! I saw this video on youtube, 12 ways to get kicked out of Walmart! Apperently, you can't sleep in walmart. Also, you can't run around pushing someone in a cart, shouting The British are coming, the British are coming!

Micaela, my other best friend: I'm shaking like a chiuaua!

Me: Why not sleep instead of read? I'm supposed to be the gifted one here!

Me and my friend, talking on the phone, when she hadn't slept for two days because she was reading the Hunger Games Series.

Mom: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Me: Cookie dough is annoying.

Mom: HOW DARE YOU INSULT COOKIE DOUGH!

Me: Jeez, I was just saying, sharing half a bag of cookie dough was a bad idea.

Mom: Well then.

Me and my mom, after eating tons of cookie dough, and then getting sick afterwards.

Dog: We need to install a Batdog lair behind the bookcase.

Owner: No.

Dog: We need a computer.

Owner: You're not using mine.

Dog: I know, that broke when I pushed the bookcase over.

Owner: Why, why, WHY???

MORE TO COME!

Skyfoot21's thing of doom!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

are burning inside. They've found their own

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

my cat

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

PHINEAS AND FERB! Love them!!!!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:33

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:25

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

today, checking the mail

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

the computer screen, duh.

9. What are you wearing?

clothes, duh

10. Did you dream last night?

no, i wasn't asleep in the PM hours at all yesterday. I couldn't sleep untill 5:13 in the morning, and woke up at 2 in the afternoon.

11. When did you last laugh?

today

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint, duh

13. Seen anything weird lately?

so many things...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

enh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Geek Charming

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The right to kill Peeta and Finnick.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i'm not a person...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make everyone talk like a robot!

19. Do you like to dance?

yea

20. George Bush:

What about him

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Either Natalie Louise, Katlynn Louise or Lynna Louise

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jousha Michal, Austin Michal, or Kaleb Michal

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

what

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hi

HUNGER GAMES STUFF

Favorite character?

Foxfacr

Favorite adult?

Cinna

Favorite scene?

When Katniss wants to kill Peeta

Favorite couple?

Katniss and Cato

Favorite tribute?

Foxface

TEAM

What is this? Twilight? If it was, I would barf.

What do you think?

Peeta/Katniss

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! Katniss could do SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Gale/Katniss

enh.

Gale/Madge

enh.

Peeta/Madge

NO! PEETA NEEDS TO CURL UP IN A HOLE AND DIE.

Finnick/Katniss

Umm...

Finnick/Annie

Perfect

Peeta/Johanna

Read my caption for Peeta and Madge.

Finnick/Johanna

Johanna, you could do so much better.

Madge/Katniss

WTF?!

If Katniss didn't win the Games...

Enh.

If Peeta died...

CELEBRATE! ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE! THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REJOICE!

If Gale died...

enh.

If Finnick died...

CELEBRATE! ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE! THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD REJOICE!

If Rue lived...

cool.

If Haymitch stopped drinking...

NO! HE WOULD NOT BE HAYMITCH THEN!

If Katniss chose Peeta...

Shame on you Katniss!

If Katniss chose Gale...

cool.

If President Snow died...

NO!!!

If Voldemort took over...

Cool.

This or That?

This.

Katniss or Gale?

Katniss

Gale or Peeta?

GALE! Peeta needs to curl up in a hole and die.

Finnick or Peeta?

Bob.

President Snow or Peeta?

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Katniss or Madge?

Katniss

Madge or Thresh?

Thresh

Rue or Clove?

Clove

Cato or President Snow?

Cato.

DIE PEETA! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

F* YOU FANFICTION!!!!!! They deleted my only Hunger Games story, Who, How, What, because it was partially SYOT. They remoed 100s of SYOT's on Monday night. Go do demigodgirl1000, PM her, and she'll add your name to the petition for having the rule/guideline that you can't have "interactive stories" removed, or changed. The least they could do is they could give us a special section to write them in. PM demigodgirl1000 to get you name on the petition!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Directions: Put your iPod on shuffle. Fill in the following scenes of your life movie by the songs that come up. NO CHEATING! Have fun :)

Opening Credits: Mine, Taylor Swift (Okay then...)

Waking Up: Takin Pills, Pistol Annies (Well then!)

First Day At School: Before he Cheats, Carrie Underwood (Boy trouble at school.)

Falling In Love: Starships, You Belong with Me, Taylor Swift (Yes! A normal one!)

Breaking Up: Photograph, Nickelback (Really?)

Prom: God Gave me You, Blake Shelton (That works.)

Graduation: Over You, Miranda Lambert (Remind me why I am doing this again.)

Life's Okay: One Thing, Finger Eleven (Ok...)

Death of a Close Friend: Tattoes on this town, Jason ALdean (Really? Really? Really?)

Mental Breakdown: Safe and Sound, Taylor Swift (Well Fine then.)

Driving: If I Die Young, The Band Perry (Oh gosh! :P)

Flashback: Postcard from Paris, The Band Perry (Coll! I go to Paris?)

Getting Back Together: Dancin Away With My Heart, Lady Antebellum (Coll! I guess?)

Wedding Scene: Hello World, Lady Antebellum (...)

Birth of Child: Drink on It, Blake Shelton (Okay then...)

Car Accident: Woman Like You, Lee Brice (What the Heck???????)

Final Battle: Long Live, The Brazillian Verson, Taylor Swift. (Am I in Brazil? XD! )

Death Scene: Hell On Heels, Pistol Annies (That so sounds like me! XD! )

Funeral Song: Tell Me Why, Taylor Swift (Boy Trouble. Incase you havent noticed, I'M DEAD!)

End Credits: Love Like Crazy, Lee Brice (Atleast Something good!)

Deleted Scenes: Takin Pills, Pistol Annies (Back to the beginnig! XD!)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.

5. If you choose...

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I want peanuts. If you want peanuts, copy and paste this!

GO TO

ilovenutella99

SHE'S AWESOME! Or, he. I really don't know! :) :P

List your twelve favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order:

1.Prim

2.Posy

3. Katniss

4.Haymitch

5.Effie

6.Glimmer

7.Thresh

8. Chaff

9. Finnick

10. Clove (one of my favorites)

11.Rue

12. Cato

Now answer these questions:

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Glimmer & Rue? No, but I kinda want to!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Haymitch: ... Not at all ...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Cato got Chaff pregnet? I have no words...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Finnick, yep!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Posy and Glimmer...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Effie and Finnick. Effie and Clove would be ... .

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Thresh walked in on Cato and Posy making out... I think Thresh would throw a rock at Cato and epicly kill him. Thresh is just epic like that.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

no, just...no

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Thresh/Cato... Hmm... I don't think that that could happen... Cause Cato kinda killed Thresh...

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read Three hot?

Duh. Yes. Katniss is the main character. I don't really like her though...

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Maybe...

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

Posy, Haymitch, Effie. No.

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Chaff: Innocent by Taylor Swift.

14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Prim/Glimmer/Cato: Torture.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

I never have.

16. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Katniss/Clove: Clove wins the Hunger Games instead of Katniss. What will happen to Prim, and Katniss' Mother?

17. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

DOOM!

18. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Clove on Posy? Umm... No!

22. The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

Posy? NO THANK YOU!

(I'd rather it be Cato or Thresh. They are epic.)

Guys, I'll update my new Hunger Games Story today, but I have to go to school, in like, 15

"You're lucky enough to be different, never change." - Taylor Swift

GO HERE!

http:///pet.php?id=51088489&trans=1

This is one out of my 105 chicken smoothie pets.

Won't be updating for awhile, sorry.

Updates:

May 21st: Skyfoot's WARRIORS Unit Catolauge updated! Working on making a StarClan Box Set!

May 29th: Was stuck at my Aunt's house, her computer wasn't working, and our car broke down so I couldn't get home until after 11:00 P.M.

June 1st: One of two Firefrost and Flamepelt users, Ty, died in his sleep, at age 11. He was in a coma - an EF3 tornado hit their house. :( :( :(

My name is Skyfoot, and I am obsessed with warriors.

Type your name with your hands: Skyfoot

Type your name with your foot: zk,ghfv

Type your name with your ear: dgjuh7h

Type your name with your nose: swkiyfooy

This is a true story.

A boy's house got hit by an EF3 tornado. He was in a coma. On the night of 6/01/11, he died in his sleep. That user was Firefrost and Flamepet.

To show that you care, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Origanly made by Skyfoot21

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

If you love JayXCinder, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile.

While I'm not one of those crazed fangirls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19, skyfoot21

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you thought it was so sweet when Berrynose told Honeyfern that they would have kits one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you wish that Honeyfern had never died, for Berrynose's sake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, even after all this, you still hate Berrynose with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love Dovepaw, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Ivypaw, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile!

SPOILERS FOR SUNRISE! If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans!

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let Life wonder how the heck you did that!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

CAN YOU READ THIS MESSAGE?!

YOUJ USTW ASTE DSOM EOFY OURL IFET RYIN GTOR EADT HIS.

Hint-- You just wasted some of your life trying to read this.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When in doubt, make words up!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on( yes, except, i had pants, underwear, and socks on)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were having a sugar rush.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Talked about a person when they were sitting right next to you.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (In social studies)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet.In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you thought that was sweet)

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Whose motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black,
The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing,
and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved,
and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say, Then so is Cedric, I guess?
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!!!

Favorite Quotes:

Hermione: Shut up, Ron!

London Tipton: Voldermort?!?! *Gasps*

More to come...

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Answer these questions, NO CHEATING!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Kaston
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? red
3. Your first initial? e
4. Your month of birth? Feb.
5. Which is cooler, black or white? White
6. Name a person of your same gender. Megan
7. What's your favorite number? 89
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans? lakes
10. What is your wish? to be a famous singer

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soul mate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

If you were sad when Longtail died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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I LIKE HARRY POTTER...

Whats Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Longstripe

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Loginalt

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your least favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkbadger

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Darkleaf

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Taxi (I know - i'm random!)

Name 12 Random Warrior cats!

1. Spiderleg

2. Blackstar

3. Hazeltail

4.Honeyfern

5.Dustpelt

6.Mistystar

7.Cherrykit

8.Clawface

9.Longtail

10.Tallstar

11.Sagewhisker

12.Yellowfang

1. Would 1 and 5 make a good couple?

Umm... i'd rather not say.

2. What would be a good title for a 11/2 hurt/comfort fic?

The Prophecy is Not True - The Clan Will Not Be Destoryed?

3. 2/7 or 6/7?

NEITHER!!! CHERRYKIT IS ONLY A KIT!!!

4. 2/10 or 4/9?

4/9

5. 5 and 2 are in a happy relationship, until 2 dumps 5 for 12. 5 runs off with 1. They meet 4 and 7, and they all go off together to meet the wise 3. 3 tells them to find 6 and 8, and make friends. The find 6 and 8, who are talking with 10, who was dumped by 11 for 9.

Dustpelt and Blackstar are in a happy relationship, until Blackstar dumps Dustpelt for Yellowfang. Dustpelt runs off with Spiderleg. They meet Honeyfern and Cherrykit, and they all go off together to meet the wise Hazeltail. Hazeltail tells them to find Mistystar and Clawface, and make friends. The find Mistystar and Clawface, who are talking with Tallstar, who was dumped by Sagewhisker for Longtail. Wow.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a clan,so I must be a missguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets .

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life .

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits,so the kits must be messed up.

Originally created by LarkroseLukos.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

iPod About You Test.

1) Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, et cetera on shuffle.

2) For each question, click the next button to get your answer.

3) You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.

4) The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song.

5) You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song.

6) Put it on your profile.

What would you say about your boyfriend

Last Kiss [Taylor Swift] (I don't wanna say that!!!!!)

What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Speak Now [Taylor Swift] (Okay...)

Your teacher is...

The Story of Us [Taylor Swift] (Now I'm scared...)

What's written on your class's blackboard?

Dear John [Taylor Swift] (I could see that making sense in a class where you have to write letters...)

How would you describe your neighbors?

Sparks Fly [Taylor Swift] (...)

What would your best friend say about you?

Better Than Revenge [Taylor Swift] (Right now, my best friend loves me!)

How do you feel right now?

Mean [Taylor Swift] (I do wanna scare someone...)

What's on your bedside table right now?

Haunted [Taylor Swift] (Is this house haunted or something???)

What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Innocent [Taylor Swift] (Okay...)

When you open your wardrobe you see...

Never Grow up [Taylor Swift] (Well, I don't!)

What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Mean [Taylor Swift] (I really said, Wow.)

If you had to write a Twilight fanfiction right now, what would it be titled?

Mine [Taylor Swift] ( ... )

A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

Speak Now [Taylor Swift] ( Maybe...)

Your life's theme song would be...

Back to December [Taylor Swift] ( TRUE! )

How would you describe what you are doing right now?

Enchanted [Taylor Swift ]

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Last Kiss {Taylor Swift]

Your motto is...

Long Live [Taylor Swift] (That IS my motto.)

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy...

Haunted [Taylor Swift] And yet again, NO!!!

Did you know...

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FANFICTION USERS I KNOW IN REAL LIFE:

wadsworth28

To wadsworth28,

You're my Best Friend. You are awesome, even though you can't spell to save your life, and you like Peeta. You ride my bus, and are my neighbor, and friend on Facebook. You aren't as random as me, and you hate girly stuff, but you are still awesome. We are best friends.

Sincerely,

Skyfoot21, Emma, or Agent Platypus Ninja.

ONE OF THE AWESOMEST FANFICTIONERS EVER: Team Shadow. I met her on a Dance Moms Roleplay, and we're like, best friends, even though we don't know each other XD We both like all of the same stuff, and we're awesomeness. :P We're awesomer than Chuck Norris! XD

FireBreadandSnares. I'm telling you. THIS GIRL IS AWESOME. We're best friends, and I met her on The Black Market forum :D She's definitely the person I'm closest to on there! But she lives in Canada, so we probably won't ever get to meet :(

Tiny Plastic Monkeys and Rebbeca Black.