Silk-Woven-Bones
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Joined 02-06-11, id: 2738340, Profile Updated: 09-21-13
Author has written 7 stories for I Luv Halloween, Homestuck, Gravity Falls, and ParaNorman.

I don't like tacos. But I do like zombies.

I love detailed stories. I like gore and horror. I'm an aspiring creator.

This account will rarely update, but I'll make sure whatever is posted is quality and not terribly mediocre.

If you wish to contact me about any matter or wonder about story updates, I can answer all questions on my tumblr account sassydipperpines. It's still being cleaned up and is an ugly mess. If anyone can take pity on me and teach me coding or formating or whatever it is that you modern-day-tech-savy-whoglmuffins use to customize pages will undoubtedly make me happy.

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Never again will I ride an Elevator by WhoIsYourHero reviews
De-Anon from kink meme. Explicit mpreg birthing scene via Cesarean section. UkUs. Rated because of gore and etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Sickening Frequency Distortion by Roxas Destati reviews
When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M.
Never the Same by Unmasked Tomatoes reviews
After the gym caught on fire and he lost the use of his legs, Kirby Olsen would never be the same. Life became more difficult for the teen, and as he struggled along there was only one person to help him; Trent Northwick. The shame is how it all ended.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Trent N., Kirby O. - Complete
hashtag summer 2012 by MadiYasha reviews
Tambry recounts her night with the crew.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012
Dude, You Lost Me by MadiYasha reviews
Robbie's POV in the timeline where he and Wendy didn't go out.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Robbie, Wendy - Complete
Behind Locked Doors by My Vantilene reviews
Dipper's solved mysteries far greater than the challenge a mere 16-year-old could present. Digging up dirt on Robbie would be a piece of cake. Wendy x Dipper, Wendy x Robbie.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy
Be Strong by 101stars reviews
DavexJohn Pairing. When John gets in a life-threatening accident, will Dave be able to tell John the truth?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - John E., Dave S.
CapSized by Reine Shadow reviews
Remember Neutopia? Well, it's happening again in a whole new way. When Fry became Fryla and Leela became Lee, the world was upside down. But what if two genderswitched humans manage to procreate? R&R Please
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Herbert Garrison's Night School for Unwed Fathers by hollycomb reviews
Pregnant and jilted, Henrietta places a vengeful spell on the senior class boys, wanting them to feel her pain. Stan and Kyle are just two of the unwitting victims. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Cartman/Wendy, Craig/Tweek, Token/Clyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,844 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Welcome to My Life by lilykinz200 reviews
What the hell happened to make me get into the situation of being an Immortal, a Best Friend, a Super Hero, a Drug Addict, a Homeless Drunk, a Prostitute, a guy in a Boy-Band, a Husband, a Dad, and just plain old me? -Kenny- T for now... may change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kenny M.
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Grades & Pompoms by Dream Of Rose Petals reviews
Formerly: I Trust You. Sophie Green was your average roleplaying Nerd, until she was thrown into a war against Jocks and Cheerleaders by an escaped asylum patient with a vendetta. Beatrice/Bucky Sophie/Melvin
Bully - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Melvin O., Bucky P., Beatrice T., Mandy W. - Complete
Naming by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
There were two things Finn never expected to do in his life, stop being awesome and give birth. Well, he's still awesome.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Don't Fear The Reaper by Inumaru12 reviews
Lucas makes a strange friend. Everywhere Lucas goes; his friend is there to watch over him. But soon enough, things go for the worse. Children disappear, only to found dead and Lucas seems to be changing in a disturbing fashion. Can anyone be saved?
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Lucas
Not! Without My ANGER by SoulessSarcasm reviews
Alright, so Clyde's basically coming undone in this world of craziness and unfair-ness. Smut might happen. Not soon, though.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Clyde D.
Pretty Shiny Red by Kasey's Korner reviews
"God. Someone freaking got murdered. Murdered, guys! There's a killer. In our town!" Small towns are supposed to be safe. But then bodies start cropping up with notes that say "pretty shiny red". No one is safe, and everyone is a suspect. Accepting OCs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2011
Journal by LittleAliceinWonderland reviews
A journal of Clyde Donovan's entries about his daily life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Crybaby by PlagueRatsEA reviews
Tweek Tweak, and Kevin Stoley have fallen madly in love with the clueless, and rather silly Clyde Donovan. Craig's a little jealous because he's got a thing for Tweek, but Clyde's still his friend, right? Will Taco Man save you now, Clyde?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Clyde D.
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
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Bestiola reviews
Just a short story about a first date taking a sudden turn for the strange. Fluffy parapines. Nothing too graphic. Slight body horror. From Norman's perspective.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Dipper P., Norman B. - Complete
Brain Dead
What if the world was laid out like a carefully written blue print? Where we could point out all the ugliness and flaws so the final picture wouldn't be tainted by it? But existing never leaves much room for planning. Because we can etch out every single detail of our own lives, make ourselves believe we're some sort of advanced intelligence. When in truth, we control so little.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,265 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Jane C., Bro
Lets Scream in this Quiet Mountain Town reviews
Being forced to go on a date with your boyfriend isn't too bad. Being stuck with him in a cemetery was pretty cool too. But having your boyfriend go psycho on you and having your life thrown into danger? You could do without. Parapines, Soft muffin explosion, the entire thing is non-con, fair warning, and some gore.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Dipper P., Robbie, Norman B. - Complete
Death By Stars reviews
It is the middle of the night. You are experiencing a strange phenomena and it is terrifying you. The only thing able to calm you is the mysterious glow that's so fore-boding. Involves gore.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
An Enemy with Benefits reviews
Dipper and Mabel have returned to the shack for another summer. A certain red-head finds out the college-bound male twin has failed to lose his virginity and helps fulfill his request and lose it FAST. NOT Wendy/Dipper. Contains mild blood, occasional foul language, and was originally posted on tumblr. One-shot.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dipper P., Robbie - Complete
Caramel Dreams
A short poem inspired by a dream I had. Your in a foggy place, you don't know where, but there seems to be someone there with you. But your not sure if you should be scared or not. Involves fruit gore. HumenXTroll, your choice.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
We luv halloween
It has been several years since Finch and the gang have gone out trick-or-treating. But when Finch tries to get the guys together for a final halloween, unexpected visitors set it all askew. High violence, sexual content, no real pairings intended.
I Luv Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012