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Joined 02-06-11, id: 2738504, Profile Updated: 02-13-14
Author has written 12 stories for Total Drama series, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Twilight.

1/8/13- Announcing hiatus finally. I need to rethink some stuff and I don't have time to write much

8/3/2013- ANNOUNCEMENT: This account will be deleted soon and I will start a new account for my new stories. These are long term BIG stuff that I need a long time to work out.

2/13/2014- Account will be deleted as soon as I have saved some of my work. I have migrated over to Ao3 http://archiveofourown.org/users/TheBannedAuthor

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The Phoenix: Burning Day by Phoenix Refrain reviews
The story of Johanna Mason from her reaping in the 69th Hunger Games until the announcement of the Quarter Quell. Part 1 of 3.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Finnick O., Johanna M.
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! PLEASE REVIEW! 12 campers remain, 2 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 473,090 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/2/2011
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
The Marauders' Companion by Mibamonster reviews
When the Marauders and Lily discover 'The Marauders' Companion', a book filled with fan fiction of the Marauder Era, they find out that fanfiction writers are always interesting, if nothing else. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 167,760 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by kikicecchetti reviews
Slightly damaged from the hole Jimmy left in her life, Claire Novak, 17, is now on a healthy cocktail of psych meds combined with regular therapy as unidentifiable voices and violent nightmares have plagued her for years. After years of trying to figure out what happened to her father, will Castiel be able to give Claire any closure? Will he even show up?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Claire N., Jimmy N.
I Believe in Father Christmas by maxandkiz reviews
A chance encounter in the park leads to one very memorable Christmas for the Winchesters. Dean- 10 Sammy- 6
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Christening by KayteaEM reviews
It's the first time Dean calls him "Cas" and Castiel isn't pleased.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
73rd Annual Hunger Games by Sallen reviews
"Some people change for the better, hoping to be someone they want to be. Some change because of regretting too much, or even too little. Some are never even able to change. Innocent tributes can turn into monsters, and monsters can turn into innocent tributes. However, no matter how you look at it, there are those who simply can't change who they are and who they'll always be..."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 118,021 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Other tributes, Claudius T.
My Immortal with My Epic Commentary by Dreamer-Girl96 reviews
A reposting of the most scary and disturbing story to ever be written and put on Fanfiction! Hopefully my commentary makes it more funny than painful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - OC - Complete
Legacy by Irish Luck 19 reviews
My name is Liv Caldwell. I came out of my arena a survivor, a victor, a monster—but I didn't win. Not really. Twenty-four people are dead because of me, my own father among them. And now the real Games are about to start.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,542 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Total Drama Rap Battles by The Cheesebub reviews
All your favorite characters battle it out, rap style! You choose who competes next! Now, here it is! Bridgette vs Eva!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011
No One Can Hurt You Now by Phoenix Refrain reviews
Dedicated to zxskunkmuffinxz who passed away today. Written while listening to "Safe and Sound." From the POV of Thresh's friend as he dies in the arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Thresh - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wrath of Calypso by ParabolaOfMystery reviews
When Calypso is released, it turns out she's not as sweet as she seems... A bit of Percabeth. Uses OCs submitted by you guys! Macy, Ian, Jack, and KP.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,953 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Insert Mutilated Bedsheet Dresses Here by Crazyloon99 reviews
The Sues have infiltrated one of the craziest, most violent and sex-filled fandoms around - ROME! This mission calls for a select group of elite, well-prepared and highly trained agents - but all we have are Tash and her cohorts. Collab fic. ACMSES.
Rome - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Insert Random Distraction Here by Mei1105 reviews
Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic. Harriet returns to the Library with her unconscious friend, only to find her intentions to research the recent Mary-Sue are being thwarted by an invasion of the most unlikely variety.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Insert A Very Happy Birthday Here by Library Arcanium reviews
It's Tash's Birthday. 'Nuff Said
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Insert Cliched Halloween Clipshow Here by Mei1105 reviews
Its Halloween, and the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society are having a party. But the Sue threat does not sleep, even for Halloween, and something very strange is going on...
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Insert Masculine Program Name Here by James Firebrand reviews
An Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society Fic. When Neb kidnaps Ben and Shirley's daughter...Don't ask...they join forces with Tyler to get her back! The 4th wall will never be the same... Collab with Darkwebx01
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Insert Bad Shiningami Reference Here by Library Arcanium reviews
A rookie of the Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society takes on his first assignment and gets a little more than he bargained for, as the Gary-Stu he's chasing is not going down without a fight. But then again, neither is the rookie...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
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15 percent off reviews
One-shot. Dean spots a sign in a diner that says "15% off for all members of the Armed Forces!" Including, policemen, FBI, firemen, etc."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Romione: The Abusive Relationship? reviews
Recently I have come across a faction of fans who think the main relationship of Harry Potter is very abusive. In my opinion this is utter horse shit. If you wish to read on I will find arguements to deny these claims of abuse and present the REAL abusive relationship Edward and Bella. YES THIS DOES CONTAIN A STORY. Flames are appreciated, but all reviews are in any case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Ron W., Edward - Complete
The Hunger Games Musical! reviews
The Hunger Games...set to music! This would be a crossover between Hunger Games and Disney, but unfortunately there is not a catagorey for Disney. The characters from the Hunger Games including Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Johanna, Finnick, Annie, Haymitch and many more, sing their stories in the form of song! I don't own the Hunger Games or Disney songs, so hopefully I won't get sued.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012
Total Drama Fans vs Favorites! reviews
T to be safe! This season we are back at Camp Wawanawkwa where 11 new campers and 11 old will be competing for 1 million dollars! In this chapter after the team switch the campers test their knowledge of their new teammates...five minutes after they've met.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,168 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Alliance of the Mockingjay, Book One reviews
Coin is dead. Peeta and his team are prisoners of war. Katniss has dissapeared along with Gale, Johanna, Annie and Beetee. The rebellion crumbles and the Capitol reigns supreme. Five years after the failed rebellion the 79th Hunger Games begins. But the districts are still hoping for a spark of hope. A spark that could come from one of six children entering this year's Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
DAMAGED reviews
In the arena there are worse ways to damage a person then to kill them. This is rated T for language, violence and sexual themes, however it is more M for younger audiences.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
Acceptance reviews
The fifth part of my five-part one-shot series. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. This s Acceptance.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Depression reviews
The fourth part of my five-part one-shot series. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. This is Depression.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
Bargaining reviews
The third part of my five-part one-shot series. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. This is Bargaining.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
Anger reviews
The second part of my five-part one-shot series. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. This is Anger.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Denial reviews
The first part of my five-part one-shot series. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. This is Denial.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete
Skater Boy reviews
Duncan was a boy, Courtney was a girl who wouldn't give him the time of day. Sit back and enjoy this songfic about the Duncan/Courtney/Gwen love triangle. Avril Lavine's Sk8ter Boi starring Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Trent, Leshawna, and Bridgette. R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete