Newborn Cretin
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Joined 02-06-11, id: 2738595, Profile Updated: 07-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Metroid, Naruto, and Fairy Tail.

just a newt trying my hand at something new.

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Dragon-Bound by DONOVAN94 reviews
During the final battle against Galbatorix, the bond between Eragon and Saphira is severed. Panicked and grief-stricken, Saphira flees across the ocean to a new land, hoping to find some way to heal the bond. What she discovers, is a dragon unlike anything she has ever encountered before, a wild dragon with a love of all things precious and valuable, a King Under a Mountain: Smaug.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,891 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Saphira, Smaug] Eragon S.
Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,574 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/10/2010
The Shinobi Menace by NeonZangetsu reviews
Cast adrift through space and time after a disastrous explosion, a single shinobi finds himself stranded in a galaxy far, far away; forced to fight a an evil even greater than Obito. Now, the mostwanted scum and villians of the galaxy have a new name to fear, a new face to dread. His name is...the Shinobi Menace! Narutoxharem? Pairing questionable. Hints of NarutoxShmi present.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 318,962 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: The Hopeless War by ProfFartBurger reviews
A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,004 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - OC
Naruto's Butterfly by gadman85 reviews
While on his training trip with Jiraiya Naruto decides to do a summoning. While he does this summoning something causes it to go wrong resulting in something unexpected. This will change things for him and others. Rated M for adult situations, detailed fights and later romances taking a healthy direction.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,874 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alice, Naruto U.
A Wild Pony in Equestria by Tangent reviews
Ranma Saotome wakes up deep in the Everfree Forest one day. The next day, he wakes up as a female pony. Later that same day, she encounters a cockitrace. Clearly, Ranma was not ready for Equestria. But this IS Ranma, who, when faced with failure and impossible odds, steps back, adapts, and overcomes, so the real question is: Is Equestria ready for Ranma?
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
The Other First Contact by swampghost1 reviews
It has been 300 years since the Citadel Council had stumbled upon the open relay that lead to the Protoforms, and 300 years since these creatures were unleashed upon an unsuspecting galaxy by the Council ambassadors and the blockade had been implemented to keep the entire monstrous population at bay. Now a new power is stirring that may tip the balance in any direction... AU
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Garrus V.
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 5,756 - Follows: 6,255 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Doctor's Journey by Garion Faldor reviews
10!Doctor/Rose, post Bad Wolf. The Doctor and Rose find themselves swept up in a journey of exploration and discovery alongside a mysterious cloaked traveler who speaks in musical tones. Join them as they travel from the hottest desert to the snow-capped twin peak of Jenova to learn the secrets of the Mountain that calls to their latest companion.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Journey - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Paragon Reinterpretations by RillyB.Dilly reviews
The galaxy is a dark and cruel mistress as all its inhabitants can attest to. However, it's when things are at its bleakest that hope gathers its maximum strength. When the Asari inadvertently make first contact with a species known as humanity, few realized just how much hope that race would eventually give to the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi turns Pirate! by titus123 reviews
Things didn't turn out the way that they should have in the elemental nations. Naruto, cutting his loses decides to see what the world has to offer by exploring the vast seas. See what happens when the worlds greatest shinobi goes up against... well the World Government. Naruto/Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,135 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto of ROOT by Wild-Dog84 reviews
Danzo didn't really turn his followers into emotionless tools. He merely wanted to build the reputation to install fear into the hearts of many. Now he has his eyes on Naruto. He will work in the shadows to insure Naruto's power for his own purposes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U., Danz┼Ź S.
A Lost Soul by Kikai1412 reviews
When Danny ends up in a new world, with no memory of who he is or where he came from, it's good to tag along with people with similar goals. FMABxDP xover
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward E., Danny F.
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Tenko of Fiore reviews
Pains planetary devastation goes one step further when interacting with Kyuubis chakra and implodes flinging Naruto though space and time into Fiore.where a whole new adventure awaits.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Unforgiviable Actions reviews
Post Fusion. Ridley has returned once again this time hell bent on revenge Samus though is preoccupied trying to figure out who is attacking Federation colonies. Rated M for later chapters
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Samus A., Ridley