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Joined 02-06-11, id: 2738717, Profile Updated: 10-31-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Howdy!

I'm more of a fic reader than writer, and just returned to ff after years and years away. I will be reposting my old stories from HP & LOR because my old ff profile got deleted somewhere along the way, but I won't be adding to them. If you want to see a particular story continued and would like to write a sequel or companion piece, send me a message! These days I'm really only reading twilight fic, for reasons I can't really understand. The franchise is awful and rankles my politics, but it's sooooo entertaining. I might post the occasional smutty oneshot for Twilight, but my ff profile is mostly just a way to keep track of all the fabulous twifics that y'all are writing.

Like a lot of you, I'm more than a little obsessed with Twilight, but also think it's antifeminist, homophobic, and espouses a lot of crazy stuff (Edward not believing in evolution but not coming from any kind of doctrinal religious framework? Really?). Also like a lot of you, I like lemony fics that don't reflect my RL desires/life. Shy, old-school, housewifey Bella & chauvinist, jealous Edward makes for tasty lemonade, but in real life, I'm a homo and a feminist, and would never stand for any of that nonsense.

I'm always looking for juicy new fics. A few of my favorite things:

-Canon Jacob/Nessie all grown up- I think the pairing has tons of potential, but most J/N fics I see are a little. . . juvenile. Alpha Jacob is too hot to let go to waste on teeny bopper angst, and Nessie's often used as a Mary Sue for every insecure fifteen year old on FF. I would love recs for mature, well written j/n fics with lots of lemons! Bonus points for fics that go in depth with the mythology and explore how Jacob & Nessie's bizarre pairing of gifts interact.

-AH; Domward/Subella- I could care less about exhaustive chastisement scenes, but I think Bella's character suddenly redeems herself a little as a sub- making a decision to submit to (competent, SSC, well-trained, dominant) Edward makes her seem so much stronger and self-possessed. I love fics with real submission and giving over control, with an attentive Edward and lots (and lots, and lots) of lemons. I won't lie, withholding orgasms totally bores me, and extensive dietary charts without consulting the sub (two very popular themes on ff.net) just aren't practical or respectful to an experienced sub. That said, Domward going off the rails a little and doing dastardly stuff, like mistraining a vulnerable Bella (see "The Submissive", "My Greatest Masterpiece", and "Trophy Wife") can be super hot. I won't lie.

-Canon lemons- the dirtier, the better. Especially lemons about Edward and Bella experimenting before the wedding- there had to be a little "everything but" going on during all that fade to black, right? If you want to avoid killing your human bride with your out of control vampire lust/strength, a little frottage before "I do" just seems prudent. Practice makes perfect!

-AH; Mennonite Edward, Viking Edward, etc.- any fic set in a community where women are chattel/subservient/relegated to domestic roles and the romantic arc is fairly similar to domward/subella. Just more proof that feminists can get awesome catharsis from fanfic! If someone were to write a Frum Edward story, that person would be my heroine forever.

-Extra credit: any already-awesome fic that also happens to contradict some of SM's crazy politics. Ie. Edward talking about how science is real and Evolution makes perfect sense. Or canon characters talking frankly about sexuality and family planning. Also, queerness and feminism being acknowledged as, you know, part of culture.

Send me your recs!

REFERENCES FOR "THE AMIABLE ISABELLA"

The case citation for The Amiable Isabella is 19 U.S. 1 (1821)

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Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sisterwives by Robsessed23 reviews
Bella Swan lives in Forks Washington with her husband of 7 years, Edward Cullen, but their married life is much different than most. They are married to two other women. See how Bella juggles a husband and two sister wives. Better Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,238 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tempted Fate by Lyrics2soul reviews
Human story of Jacob/Nessie. Inspired by Mechanic Series by SheeWolf85. What happens when the mechanic comes to fix her broken car/She finds the love that repairs her broken heart. WARNING: MILES OF LEMON GROVES for those who are not fond of citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 397,143 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10711 - Favs: 9,346 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
For the Love of Domination by krazi4TwiSaga reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen a 32 yr old Pediatric Neurologist, also a Dom living in Seattle. Bella Swan a 23yr old Corporate Attorney living in NYC.. Edward s in need of more.. and Bella s just in need..can a meddling Pixie bring these two together..BDSM & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 311,384 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Agreement by Gemgirl65 reviews
A virgin. An escort. A contract signed. But falling in love wasn't part of the agreement... AH, E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,245 - Reviews: 6631 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 4,267 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8397 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 7,362 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5571 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20137 - Favs: 13,093 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
First and Ten by Ms. T. Switzerland reviews
Edward Cullen, egotistical NFL Quarterback and womanizer, locked away his dominant side after a close call with reality. When he crosses paths with the new security guards daughter, Bella Swan, his dominance resurfaces. Lies, Betrayal and abduction will push Edward toward his old ways. Will he lose the battle or will his heart win the war? M/A, Lemons, AH, HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 153,734 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14518 - Favs: 11,848 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Nessie Chronicles by The Nessie Chronicles reviews
Nessie has some time to kill before she is getting married. She reflects upon her time from her last major growth spurt. Romance, new friendship, drama. Post BD. This will now meet the rating requirements. If you would like the full version please visit FictionPad penname; thenessiechronicles or send me a pm and I will send you the full chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 561,150 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 7,537 - Follows: 7,688 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12575 - Favs: 6,232 - Follows: 5,985 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Selkie Man by DarkBlueBella reviews
AU. A summer studying Scottish folktales leads to Bella Swan meeting a stranger unlike anyone she has ever met. Can she let herself believe that myth and legend might also be reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,402 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Part Of Your World by LauraHilary reviews
Bella, 21 year old college student, meets Edward Cullen, an Amish man exploring the outside world. Will Bella's love be able to keep him around? Or will it all be too much? Larger summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,454 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4168 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Face I Can't Forget by RosaBella75 reviews
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action-she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? Collaboration with TwiliteAddict. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,184 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4743 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by Savage7289 reviews
Disorder has always been an issue for me - I just can't stand the unexpected. Everything in my life has been turned upside down, and I have no one to turn to. Do I? Quick Fic. EPOV. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 108,875 - Reviews: 15141 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,302 - Follows: 9,925 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The way of the Dog by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
What happens when a wolf's mating season takes over? As they progress through the mating season Jake and Nessie venture on a life of their own. Soon problems arise, problems possibly too hard to overcome... M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10621 - Favs: 11,743 - Follows: 12,428 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,037 - Follows: 3,323 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Night She Wore Black by maniacalmuse reviews
E & B are a happily married couple with a great love life, but they both crave something darker. When Bella pushes them over the edge into an intense new lifestyle, will they embrace their new roles? Or will they be torn apart? AU/AH/OOC/BDSM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,611 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Harvest of Avarice by Emmamama88 reviews
*Entry for Age of Edward 2012* Meet Edward Masen, one member of America's 'Greatest Generation'. "...just as fire tempers iron into fine steel so does adversity temper one's character into firmness, tolerance and determination…."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Indebted in Captivity by Siobhan Whitlock reviews
Thrown into a sea of debauchery and slave trading, Bella has become the idol of many admirers. Her only hope? Her new owner and Master. Will he be a good Master? Or will Carlisle assert his dominance and demand her full submission or perish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 5593 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Rescue Me, EPOV of Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 332,155 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12871 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 6,173 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Massage Therapy by Gemgirl65 reviews
"I knew I was in trouble the minute I saw her naked back." Therapist by day, musician by night, Edward gets more than he bargained for when indie label scout Bella comes to his firm for treatment. One touch will unravel their secrets...but are they ready?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 308,939 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7143 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 4,077 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25089 - Favs: 12,342 - Follows: 8,277 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Third Wife by nails233 reviews
In my world when a man says "I do," he says it a lot. In my world it is not uncommon for a man to have more than one wife. We are not your everyday polygamist's, we are new breed. AH/AU Don't like it,don't read it. NC-17 for a contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,118 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella, Beastward, and Baby by Zhivago3 reviews
Follow-up story to "Bella and the Beastward." As their life finally settles, an unexpected pregnancy rocks the boat. Exactly who is ready for the change ahead of them and who isn't, though? Rated M for lemons, language, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,845 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22916 - Favs: 14,238 - Follows: 10,644 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and The Beastward by Zhivago3 reviews
A modern re-telling of the classic. Can Bella learn to tame the beast? Rated M for language, lemons, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,188 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our World by jess2002 reviews
Sequel to My World Your World! This will show the ups and downs of Edward and Bella as they learn to live in the Amish and outside world. Is their love for each other enough to make it last? must read mwyw first! M for foul mouth an lemons. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 7,162 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4959 - Favs: 5,366 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by twilly reviews
When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. Zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Teenage Feeling by FetlifeAtTwilight reviews
Set one year after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella set out to make an old fantasy come true. Sleep fetish, voyeurism, and tasty, tasty lemonade. Fetlife At Twilight Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 415 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 5,933 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's The One They Call Dr Feelgood by sadtomato reviews
Short outtakes from "Between Pleasure and Pain," in Carlisle's POV. What is he up to while Bella and Edward hog the spotlight in BP&P? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Carlisle
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14427 - Favs: 7,410 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be My Master Head Master? by rbsschess reviews
Entry for the Forbidden Lemon Contest - Bella is about to graduate high school and is looking for a Dom. Edward is the Head Master at her school and he is who she wants. Problem - he is married, has kids, a friend of her father and 35. Can she get him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 210,758 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Lesson by rbsschess reviews
Entry in the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest - Pure smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
In Case of Emergency by araeo reviews
Bella's getting over a bad break-up and her friends know just how to help. Especially Edward - he's all too happy to help her forget her ex. A story of mistakes, Mary Jane, and maybe a miracle. *3rd Place Judges' Score, High Times Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 209 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sins I Have Yet to Commit by AmeryMarie reviews
She doesn't want to, but the flesh is so weak. How do you ask forgiveness for sins you haven't yet committed? Written for the Friday Free for All on Twilighted. O/S, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
my world your world by jess2002 reviews
the cullens are amish. bella is a regular teenager. a school project brings them together but religion keeps them apart. what happens when edward goes on rumspringa? rated m for later. please read and review! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,483 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 5,550 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indecent Affairs II: Sordid Infatuations by birobird93 reviews
Bella and her English Professor are back! Battling everyday life as a couple in Seattle. Awaiting the birth of their child and preparing impending matramony. LEMONS GALORE. New friends and enemies. Danger and Lies. Shocks and Surprises, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,578 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6794 - Favs: 9,691 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creatures of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Sequel Novella for Creature of Habit. Written specifically for the Fandom Gives Back Charity Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Strange Arrangement by permanent-procrastinator reviews
An accident puts Bella in Carlisle and Esme's care, but that's not the only strange arrangement. What happens when Bella finds out her parents also arranged her marriage to Edward, Carlisle and Esme's son? Read on. AH/AU Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,796 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Getaway by kymclark reviews
Bella and Edward have a long-distance relationship. Life has been getting in the way of them being together-physically. This weekend getaway to a cabin in the secluded Forks wilderness finally make their fantasizes a reality. AH, LEMONS!, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tease Me by kymclark reviews
PWP O/S Bella and Edward are getting married. When alice and Rose whisk Bella away for a Bachelorette party, the two torqued-up lovers have other things on their brains. Total smut,kinky fun. AH, Canon Prs, Mfor LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slavery of the Heart by RosaBella75 reviews
All-human two-shot from a parallel universe to my story "Forbidden Desire". Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perspective by ekimmuh reviews
Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,790 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Refreshment by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Applicant by twilly reviews
FML Contest O/S. Unemployed Bella interviews with Edward and Vlad for a job at the local market.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5751 - Favs: 9,496 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Italian Princess by browneyedgirl1984 reviews
Edward contacts Jane she is in the business that sells perfect wives there he see Bella and buys her
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink in the Blood by Dirty Words reviews
Tattward and Inkella O/S Contest Entry: Edward interviews Bella for an article in Skin Art Magazine. Sparks fly, but will professionalism keep them from getting what they both want? Co-authored by herinfiniteeyes and maniacalmuse. RATED M for sex/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swapping Wives 2: Who has my wife? by Blaze it Heart.hehe reviews
Sequel to Swapping Wives: Cullen Style. Continues the tale as B/Em are fixed together for 2 years. But does Edward handle this switch as well as Bella's time with Jasper? Warning: Rated M for good reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 221 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
More Than Just A Night With The Family by Elly Feather reviews
Alice leaves Jasper alone to go on a shopping trip. And of course he needs some release so he decides to Join Edward, Bella and Carlisle for the evening. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. CarlislexEdwardxBellaxJasper. Rated for Lemon and foursome.I dont own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
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The Amiable Isabella reviews
9 years after BD, E&B are law students on the East Coast. An old maritime court case leads to a bit of 19th century piracy role play. Canon lemons, party planning Alice, fabulous costumes, and SO MUCH SMUT. Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Edward, Bella
Consummation reviews
Matchmaker Dumbledore, secret missions, and dragonhide boots, oh my! First two chapters will be lemonade, nine chapters of story & smut to follow. Pure lemony romance, plenty of fluff, and eventual HEA. Plus, lots of Snape's talented hands!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
That Teenage Feeling reviews
Set one year after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella set out to make an old fantasy come true. Language & lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While You Were Sleeping reviews
Sexually frustrated with old-school Edward, Bella gets herself off while spooning with a sleeping Jacob. Set during Eclipse before Jacob kisses Bella. Oneshot. Rated M for explicit lemon and language. First fic in a long, long time- please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Makes a Maiden reviews
On the morning of her wedding, Eowyn reflects on her uncommonly compassionate betrothal to Faramir and on learning the new ways of timid Gondorian women, so different from the strength of the shield maidens of Rohan. Oneshot. Fluff! Not a lemon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete