Sen Ningyu no Sasori
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Yo this is Sen Ningyu no Sasori. I've been reading fanfiction for upwards of a 5 years now and I have a few one shots and a work in progress up. Oh, I'm an 18 year old boy. Maybe a bit old to be a Narutard, but whatever. Anyway I'm a HUGE fan of strong Naruto fics, so any advice on where to find more would be appreciated. So yeah. Pretty much any alternative pairing with Naruto (Anko, Kurenai, Tenten, etc. The girls he doesn't see a whole lot) too. I used to love Naru/Hina, but after the fifteen millionth fluffy confession of love I now detest the pairing with a burning passion. Also hate Naru/Sasu as a general rule, simply because there's too damn many of them. I personally love yaoi, I'm bi-sexual myself, but once you have more than 800 pages of one pairing, its time to stop writing them. Hmm, don't know what else to say. . I've gotten quite far in my strong Naruto fic. I also have a few plot bunnies their names are Chibi-chan a.k.a. Kawaii-chan and Usagi-kun. You'll be hearing a lot from them. And for the record, they are real. Just in my head. I think I'm going all Sakura with the split-personality disorderXD. At least they aren't yelling SHANNARO and telling me to kill people like Sakura's does. Oh, and I hate Sakura too...she's a psycho bitch, just don't tell her I said thatXD (I'm sent into the distance by a fist.)

Sakura: "THAT'L TEACH YOU TO INSULT ME AND THE VOICE IN MY HEAD! SHANNARO!!!!"

S.N.S: "I REGRET NOTHING!"

Oh and anyone know of any Mary-Sue Naruto stories on FF.net? Mary-Sue fics are a personal favorite of mine but there isn't an OC filter on this site so I haven't found any yet a point towards a good Mary-Sue story will be appreciated and I might write a one-shot of your request if I really enjoy the one you tell me about. It must be long though at least 50k works but i will show a little leniency there.

Favorite quotes:

Note: I actually found this on Flameus home page, but I liked all of them and couldn't find it in me to delete any of them...plus I'm a HUGE Chuck Norris fan.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

-Never bring a knife to a sword fight.

-When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

-Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

-Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

-Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs

-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

-Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

- Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

-Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

-We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

-Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

-At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

-Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

-If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

-Geico saved 15 by switching to Chuck Norris.

-If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

-They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

-Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

-The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

-The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!”

-Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

-Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

-Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

-Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

-Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

-Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

-Gravity doesn’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

Put an X if you have done these things things.

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

X You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X You break a lot of things.


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Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
[X - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5 ]

Deidara
] - I'm an artist.
] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.

]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 1]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6 ]

Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru
[X] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 5]

Okay, so it looks like I'm HidanXD Awesome.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! I NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE A COMPUTER WITH INTERNET SO I WILL BE BACK TO WRITING ASAP!!!!!

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Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Neo Yondaime Hokage by Psycho G reviews
AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him? ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 613,783 - Reviews: 8629 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Work Release by Wyrtha reviews
After an attack on his 7th birthday Naruto undergoes some serious changes. He no longer dreams of being the Hokage, but what is he to do when despite all the abuses the village is unwilling to let him go. Powerful Naruto. Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,781 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U.
Without Hatred by Kubara reviews
AU/OOC When the Kyūbi attacks Konoha he isn't sealed alone. A certain masked man gets sealed as well. How will this change the world of Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,037 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Naruto:life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,187 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shinigami no Naruto: Jinchuuriki Tails by Rahlian reviews
Part Two: Naruto, having awakened the dormant power of his soul, leaves Konoha with Tenten, Hinata and Jiraiya, planning to unite the Jinchuuriki against those who hunt them. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina. Chapter Ten: Sand
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,761 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Love by Lust by bunji the wolf reviews
While having a dream Naruto is visited by Kushina, what if Naruto wasn't a male but female who is very special? Female NarutoXHarem Harem of girls Beware Futa, humor,Lemons and well more lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,349 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruko U., Kushina U.
Ugh, Why Me by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 119,263 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Son of a Mercenary by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if, at a young age, Naruto was saved by a certain Merc with a Mouth? What if he decided to stay and watch over Naruto? What kind of adventures will they get into over time? Naruto/Deadpool Crossover. Naruto/Hinata Deadpool/Kurenai and more.
Crossover - Naruto & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,277 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse by CaelanshipsDestiel247 reviews
COMPLETE! Just Sasuke and Naruto and the rest of the Naruto gang trying to ride out the zombie apocalypse. Story way better than the summary makes it sound. Tragedy, romance, and comedy involved in mostly equal amounts. Rated M for cussing, some serious ass-kicking zombie mayhem, lots of NaruSasu yaoi, some rape, and gruesome nasty deaths. Everyone's OC, just in varying degrees.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,506 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Return of the dead by Ochibi and Urufu reviews
After an inncident 5 years ago, Naruto was declared a missing nin. Now, he has returned. But inbetween, lies and secrets have been uncovered. Not everything is as it seems. Can Naruto save Konoha? NO Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,262 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinigami Son by maverick9871 reviews
OC Story idea, a single moment can change the world forever. Find out how that moment changed Naruto life and the world. Where evil becomes good and good becomes evil...and Naruto plan to get revenge on Kami. Bad A Naruto. Enjoy
Crossover - Naruto & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,725 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kage no Oni by PhantomWraith reviews
They feared him for something he couldn't control. Then SHE appeared. She saved him. She helped him. Now, he will give the humans something true to fear. The hive shall once again resurface. The rise of the Demon of Shadows and his hive is at hand.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
His Greatest Prank by secretlovers reviews
naruto has had ebough
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fox And Cat by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After being gone for a year and a half longer then he was suppose to, Naruto returns home with a cloaked stranger at his side. Super Powered Naruto, Naruto/Yugito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 65,487 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fuki's New Life by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
Smutty Story! Basically, our favorite Character gets changed into a Futa and will need help controlling her new libido. Please don't read if you don't like futa!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,307 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Fox Sennin by KitsuneDragon reviews
Naruto, after the Zabuza mission arc decides he needs to drop his mask of happiness and show his true strength in order to prove those who underestimate him to well not underestimate him. Couln't come up with anything interesting for summary.NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 180,451 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul by Rahlian reviews
Part One: An eighteen-year-old Anko adopts a newly orphaned Naruto. Now, see what he will become, drawing on the power of his soul to overcome obstacles from all sides. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina Complete
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 249,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Rediscovery by maverick9871 reviews
After the events with Akatasuki fall the ninja world was destroyed with the survivors not far behind. Looking at the ruins of the world Naruto is sent back in time by Gaara to change it where it truly began, during the time of the Shodaimes rule.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,347 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A little help from heaven by maverick9871 reviews
The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,699 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Immortal by chicogamer17 reviews
Azula finds the prison of a powerful being. How will this affect the war? Evil Naruto, NarutoxAzula
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppets of the Leaf by Riotv2 reviews
Naruto visits Suna with the Hokage and discovers the art of Puppetry. Not a super/dark Naruto. Not dead yet. New chapters comming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,868 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rinnegan Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5833 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto: Whirlpool Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,588 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3384 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto: The Lost Ninja by EdStargazer reviews
Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,531 - Follows: 4,893 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Fury, Guilt and Love by Craine reviews
He never asked for things to be taken so far. He just wanted to hold her to love her. But when a hug is morphed to something much deeper, things are said... things that can change a guy... for the worse. NaruxSakuxIno WINS! Lemons later on. Now EDITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 280,692 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phantom Blue: The Chimera Project by PhantomWraith reviews
To be different than the rest is one thing, but to be abnormal...That's entirely different. To be a chimera...You're better off wishing you were never born. Naru/Hina Dark!Chimera!Naruto. M for blood, language, and possible adult themes. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4098 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 4,207 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Red Eye Love by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto loses what family and future he has so he makes a choice but as he finds out not all choices are without consequences. Watch as he not only tries to save the future but find peace with himself as a widower. NarutoxKurenaixslight Temari Sequal comin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,541 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Shi no Me by Zephyras reviews
In a darker world, Haruno Sakura never became a ninja. Instead, a stoic girl named Yamaki Sasumi took her place. Silent unless spoken to and painfully polite, she pushes all away from her for fear of discovery. Because Yamaki Sasumi has a secret. AU, OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto the Chimera by Artful Lounger reviews
Chimera: a mixture of man, animal, beast, monster,and maybe a hint of demon Super Dark/Evil Naruto ,Team 7 bashing Semi X-over with some concepts taken from several books and animes, turned massive crossover later on. Warning, ending sucks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,536 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8888 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Revenge of the Fox by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
AU Orochimaru offers seven year old Naruto a chance to not be hated. He accepts and joins the Snake Sannin and The Land of Sound. Dark Naruto fic. rating may change. Main pairing NaruTayu. A/N: This story is done! Working on Sequel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 175,545 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
A sad life deserves more by Zendura reviews
Haku finds a broken Naruto And together they just might be able to find happiness! But how long can good times last? What's this about Hinata and an invasion? NaruFutaHakuHina AnkoOC ShikaKinTay Expect Twists, Turns, and Lemony Goodness Aplenty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,193 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto and Ino Choice by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto and Ino have come to a point where they are offered a choice. See what happens when they take it. NaruxIno. beware cursing and sexual coment possible others if I get enough request. Vote who you want in reviews. lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,975 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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The Maelstrom's Revenge reviews
As a child Naruto was saved from a horde of angry villagers by a masked swordsman and swears revenge on Konoha. Will he gain his revenge or die trying? Super/dark Naruto. Pairing decided. Naru/Fem Haku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,869 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
Desert Acacias reviews
Naruto is banished and finds shelter in Suna. He has an admirer though. How will he respond. Naru/Tema one-shot. Slight fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Passing On reviews
A dark haired beauty long since dead. A pink haired vixen, gone from theis world. Will Naruto to lose himself in his unresolved feelings, or will he find a way to move on? Naruto/Tayuya/FemHaku implied Naru/Hina Naru/Saku Naru/Ino and Naru/Anko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete