Amelia Mills
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Joined 02-07-11, id: 2739105, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, Life on Mars, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Why are you here?

If you're here because you liked one of my fics, thanks for reading. :)

If you're here because I reviewed, favorited or watched one of your fics, thanks for writing a great fic! :D

If you're here because you just clicked my name at random then I sure hope you stick around to read a fic or two. ;)

And finally, if you're here because you saw my Beta reading profile then don't hesitate to ask for my help! I'm happy to Beta for you! ^J^

Some stuff v

I'm an attention junkie so I always appreciate comments on my fics and inboxs about my writing in general. :)

I'm also open to any plot bunnies you want to fling my way, I've got plenty of ideas but a few new ones can't hurt. ;)

I overuse smiley faces- :) ;) :P ;P :D ^J^

Shameless RP plug:

I'm currently starting up a Hetalia 2P RP on the forums, where you can choose both a 2P and 1P character to RP as.

It's gonna be really fun and I very much hope you join in. :)

Everyone is welcome and the more RPers the better.

It's called "2Ptalia: A Hetalia 2P Roleplay" and can be found here --

And now, for some sillyness :

Math illiteracy affects 8 out of every 5 people.--

I do not have a short attention sp--OMFG SQUIRREL! SHOOT IT! its evil! it will kill us all!L AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!--

If you only knew...but I'll never tell. Curious now aren't you? Its all part of my evil plan...

I Like my padded walls... cuz my new jacket has awesome buckles in the back!!!

BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI AND SPIN OFFS in EXISTENCE I could make it look like a UNICORN killed you.

How come when I smile, people look at me and wonder what I'm up to?--

I need faults to accent my excellence, otherwise I would be to wonderful to live with.

U hear the phrase "nothing is impossible"..yeah, try slamming a revolving door...go ahead...i will wait!--

Is thinking about naming my cat Help & stand on the porch calling their name as loud as I possibly can..This could get interesting =)--

The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.--

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (first time I saw fanfic I was on till 1 in the morning, used up all my internet)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile


Someone wrote this on a forum, I thought I'd share, it's phoenix wright summed up.

Game 1:

Case 1:
Douchebag leaves Random Chick #1's apartment. Wig Dude goes in, tries to steal. Random Chick #1 comes home, Wig Dude kills her, frames Douchebag. Phoenix, defending Douchebag, saves the day.

Case 2:
Busty Mentor is killed by a Blackmailer for investigating his company, and frames Maya. We meet Gumshoe. After the first day, Blackmailer frames Phoenix. Phoenix, defending Maya and himself, saves the day.

Case 3:
Years ago, some dude is killed accidentally by Random Dude #16, and has been blackmailed by Random Chick #42 for years. He tries to kill her and frame Big Hairy Dude, but gets killed instead. Phoenix, defending Big Hairy Dude, saves the day.

Case 4:
Years ago, Edgeworth, his dad and some dude named Yogi are stuck in an elevator. Evil Mentor is accidentally shot through the door. He goes in and kills Edgeworth's dad. He then adopts Edgeworth. To stay out of jail, Yogi Bear pleads temporary insanity, after being pressured to by his Jackass Lawyer. Yogi Bear's life goes down hill. Present time, Evil Mentor sends instructions to Yogi Bear on how to get revenge on Jackass Lawyer and Edgeworth. He kills Hammond and Edgeworth is blamed. Phoenix, defending Edgeworth, saves the day.

Case 5:
Evil Thunderman kills Random Dude #71, and blames it on Scientific Girl. Scientific Girl's sister gets Evil Thunderman to make it not look like Scientific Girl did it. Evil Thunderman has been blackmailng Scientific Girl's sister for all these years. Evil Thunderman kills Random Dude #135, and Scientific Girl's sister is blamed. Phoenix, defending Scientific Girl's sister, saves the day.

Game 2:

Case 1:
Random Dude #486 is killed by some Cocky Douche. Random Dude #486's girlfriend is blamed. Cocky Douche hits Phoenix on the head and gives him amnesia. Phoenix, defending Random Dude #486's girlfriend, saves the day.

Case 2:
Maniacal Doctor is killed by his Tired Nurse which is supposed to be dead. Maya is blamed again. Tired nurse is really alive, pretending to be her sister, who is really dead. We meet mini-Maya, who's mother is a , and helps in the murder, and we also meet Kinky Chick, Evil Mentor's daughter. She likes whipping people, and doesn't like Phoenix. Phoenix, defending Maya again, saves the day.

Case 3:
Calm Handicapped Man tries to kill some Peppy Teenie who killed his brother, and kills Peppy Teenie's father without knowing it. Flamboyant Magician is blamed. Phoenix, defending Flamboyant Magician, saves the day.

Case 4:
Random Dude #9001 is killed, and Maya is kidnapped, forcing Phoenix to defend Random Dude #9001's rival, dude-who-likes-cell-phones-and-brandy. It turns out dude-who-likes-cell-phones-and-brandy hired an n00bpwner to kill the Random Dude #9001, and was gonna blackmail the n00bpwner too. When Phoenix tells this to the n00bpwner, the n00bpwner lets Maya go. dude-who-likes-cell-phones-and-brandy goes to jail. Phoenix, who lost this case, still saves the day.

tl;dr: Phoenix saves the day.

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Fan Art is the Devil by MadManMatt64 reviews
Phoenix is on the internet and Edgeworth drops by. They then see something that horrifies them immensely. Oneshot
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Drabblet Note by SimaZhao reviews
ReaderxVarious DN Characters. Updated 5/21/11 Please know that this story is discontinued. It was written during a very immature time in my life & is rather stupid. However, it still provides me with a few laughs now and then. Thank you for all of your support throughout my time on this website.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - OC - Complete
The Crackhouse by zara2148 reviews
A home for my crackier Kink Meme fics, since there's getting to be a lot of them. Pairings vary, weirdness abounds, and there's no signs of sanity to be found. So come in and get high; just leave your sanity behind - it's overrated. Trust me.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Seeds of Doubt by Benderine reviews
Despite it all, Gumshoe had never once questioned his relationship with Edgeworth. Unfortunately, once planted, the seeds of doubts can shake even the strongest of relationships. Edgey/Gummy fill for a Phoenix Wright Kink Meme prompt
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Miles E., D. Gumshoe
Dick Gumshoe: Daring Detective by ClassyContraption reviews
What if Phoenix just BARELY made it through law school? What if Gumshoe was a legendary kick-ass detective? A world of diversity that would never happen in the real games!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E.
Turnabout Puzzle by renrenren3 reviews
Layton and Phoenix hang out at a café. Predictably, Layton is reminded of a puzzle.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, H. Layton - Complete
Collectibles by Blue Deity reviews
An examination of Edgeworth's fanboy qualities.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Miles E., Franziska vK. - Complete
Skittles by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Gumshoe digs up a memory that sparks an interesting bout of remembering for both parties involved.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2010 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E. - Complete
A New Perspective by Boldwyr Intimidator reviews
When Larry Butz cuts Edgeworth's hair during his sleep, Edgeworth's life takes a turn for the worse. Why couldn't Edgeworth get himself normal friends?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Miles E. - Complete
Edgeworth's Dinner Party by anit0523 reviews
A look into the childhood of Miles Edgeworth as he tries to understand the way of the von Karma house. WARNING! This story is full of steaks and trucks! No pairings.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Playing With Food by MonPhoenix reviews
Gumshoe screws up yet again... Miles treats him to dinner, but...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E. - Complete
The Detective and the Prosecutor by Flame Soldier reviews
Series of drabbles starring Detective Gumshoe and Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. Friendship, not yaoi. Current drabble: The Questioning
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - D. Gumshoe, Miles E.
A Day at Edgeworth's by Elma MacBetsy reviews
Edgeworth is redecorating! But even he, as clever as he is, couldn't predict the destruction that his helpers would bring.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Pilgrimage by nakayu reviews
Miles Edgeworth pays his father a long-overdue visit.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Burger Mountain, Edgeworth! by Suzuriin reviews
We found a map, to Burger Mountain! Burger Mountain, Edgeworth!”, “Yeah, Edgeworth, we’re going to Burger Mountain!”. Parodyfic for the Kink Meme, based on the flash 'Charlie the Unicorn'.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Edgeworth Wants an Apple Fritter by EvilMarshmallow13 reviews
Edgeworth wants an apple fritter. Question is, how far will he go to get it? \\Crackfic, oneshot.\\
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Miles E. - Complete
What If Edgeworth by Mentality at its Worst reviews
...and in stumbled Prosecutor Edgeworth. The red that lined his pale eyes, the random stains in his coat, and the bits of frazzled hair definitely told the story of someone who spent the night sleeping in a ditch. [OOC Edgeworth][Oneshot]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Bad Day by bipolar nekko wolf reviews
It's Miles Edgeworth's birthday! [rated for foul language]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
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Bats in the belfry reviews
"Arthur Kirkland was a good man, craziness and all. At least before he snapped anyway". England wakes up to find himself in a padded cell. Is he insane? What did he do to get there? T for now, but may become M later for violence. No pairings sorry .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Their Stories reviews
Sam has an accident and wakes up in 2010, The Master wakes up in 1973. I don't own any of this obviously . My first FanFic!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - The Master - Complete
KinderLOM reviews
What I think it would be like if everyone from life on mars went to kindergarten together. soooo... not exactly cannon. I don't own any of this obviously :
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011